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My head was filled with absolute confusion. Why was everyone showing up in my room? Why was there a creepy old man telling me that I was a demon, and that the other guy, Sebastian was a demon as well? There were lots of things that were quite...new to me and it was just absolutely nuts!

The two new people were freaking out to each other, and crying and I thought it was a little babyish and annoying, so I stepped in:

"ALRIGHT EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Yup, that's my way of calming everyone down.

Like a light switch, the room went completely silent. My glare burned throughout the room like an inferno, and everyone's eyes were focused on mine. Nobody moved, nobody blinked, nobody breathed. I know that I can be pretty scary and intimidating when I'm pissed off, but wow, even the Undertaker was scared.

The maid with the freakish glasses and the boy were looking at me with deathly fear. I took a step toward them and they flinched.

Mwahahahaha. Ahem, sorry.

"Okay, now that everyone has stopped blablabla-ing, I have some questions." I looked around at everyone with my intense glare. I then switched my gaze over at the newcomers. "First question, who are you?"

The boy swallowed and the maid whimpered. Meh, I was still being too scary. I softened my face-just slightly-so that they would be brave enough to answer the question. "It's okay, just answer the question."

"I-I-I-I'm M-M-Me-Meylene," stammered the maid with the pink hair and funky chunky glasses. Now that I say that I keep thinking of the song that hippo sings off of Madagascar Two. I like 'em big, I like them chunky *chunkeey*, I like them HUGE, I like them plumpy *plumpeey*...

Okay, enough with my short attention span.

*Clears throat*

"And who are you?" I asked the boy with the golden, honey blonde hair and the green eyes.

"I'm Finny." He answered, trembling.

I scratched my head looking at them. They looked rather young and flimsy. Then came my next question. "Do you know any of these people?" I stepped back to reveal the line made up of Ciel, Sebastian, Grell and the Undertaker.

"Yes." They answered in unison.

I let out a sigh, "Look, I'm not going to bite your heads off, just relax and tell me more, it's okay."

Just then they both let out puffs of air and ran to Ciel, pulling into a tight hug. Ciel's pupil shrank as they squeezed the life out of them and he made a choking sound.

"Oh master, we were so worried!" Meylene exclaimed.

"Yes, we thought that Alois killed you or something! What happened?" Finny yelped.

Ciel was trying to choke out responses, but he was being squeezed to tight. "For crap sakes, let him go!" I stepped in. "He can't answer you, with ya crushing his ribcage like that!"

The pair backed off, ashamed. In my head, I was thinking about how cute the boy was. He was like a little kid, yet he looked older than me!

Ciel coughed, but then he answered, "Probably the same way you came here. He showed the box to my face, and the next thing I know is that I'm here." Okay then, but how did Sebastian, the freaking DEMON get tricked into falling in the box? Geez...

"Oh! That's right! We both looked into the box, because it had 'Sebastian Michaelis', 'Ciel Phantomhive', and 'Grell Sutcliffe' written on it. When we opened it, there was just a dark abyss below it, so we stuck our faces in to look inside, and all of the sudden, we were falling through some dark tunnel, and then we fall in here." Finny explained. "We were so scared!"

"You people are really...interesting," I said, "The next thing I'm expecting is some guy with a gun to show up and start shooting everyone. Heh, wouldn't that be funny."

I wish that I had never said that.

All the sudden, another black poof, and some large, grizzly guy in a chef suit and blonde spiky hair landed on my bed. In his hand he held a gigantic weapon of some sort, and in his mouth was a cigarette.

"Screw you, coincidence." I folded my arms, too used to seeing strange people falling on my bed. Seriously, this was beginning to get a little irritatingly random.

"What the...where the bloody hell am I?" the guy asked, scratching his head. I was just glad he wasn't shooting anyone.

"Bard?" Ciel yelped.

"Yeah, I followed those two pipsqueaks over there," the guy pointed at Meylene and Finny, "and look where I end up."

Okay so now I had a grisly looking but even so, attractive blonde guy in my house, a dorky looking pink haired girl, a teenage blonde dude, a gay red head, a creepy silver haired dude, and a little kid along with a pretty darn sexy black haired man all in my house. Did I mention how random this was? Did I mention how random this whole flipping life story of mine was?

"Alright, you guys can figure this out. Once you figure out how to get Mr. Rootin' Tootin' Time Shootin' Raven how to get rich orphan boy and demonic butler back," then I glanced over at the others in the room, "...and friends, tell me."

"Wait what?" Ciel asked. "How do you know that I do not have parents."

Uh oh, big giant spaghetti O, I just spilled the beans...or uh...Campbell's soup.

"Uh, um..." I stammered. "Well..."

"And what did you say about me being demonic?" Sebastian added.

Then that was when the Undertaker stepped in. "I told her. You know that she is one too."

Sebastian narrowed his eyes at first, but then he nodded. Bard, Finny, and Maylene were apparently not paying attention, for they were too involved in Chubby, who had just bounded into the room.

"Look, Ciel, there is something I should tell you," I began. "you know my laptop that I showed you?"

"Yes, what about it?"

"There is this thing called the internet. On it, you can do many things, such as games, watch videos, talk to people, or use it for information. Well, as I was researching Pandora Boxes, I was curious and looked to see if they had an article on there about you. But don't worry, I was trying to gather some information on what happened to you, though I was kind of invading on your personal life, but from it I found the inspiration to work harder to help you, and I learned about what would happen if I didn't get you back. I'm really sorry." I hung my head in guilt.

For a moment, Ciel narrowed his eyes, but his gaze softened. It was several moments before he finally said, "You know, it's okay. You were gathering information, and besides, you told me of your life story, and it was selfish of me to react the way I did when you asked to hear mine."

I raised my eyebrows. Did he really just sort-of apologize? WOW!

"So you aren't mad?" I asked.

He shook his head. "Not at all."

I let out a breath, "Phew." I had been forgiven and apologized too! Yay!

"But," he continued, "I would like to see that article on me. I'm just curious."

"Alright," I said. I pulled out my laptop and clicked into the internet. I went to google and typed, "Ciel Phantomhive" into the search engine. As soon as the list of results came up, I clicked on the Wikipedia link.

And guess what just decided to pop up? All the sudden I'm looking at a page that reads "EXTREME PORN!" and I saw stuff on there that has scarred my life forever.

"AHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!" I screamed. Both me and Ciel fell off of both sides of the bed. I grabbed a pillow and buried my face in it, and I heard Ciel say a bunch of things that I must not repeat to you kids.

"Why? Why did Google have to do that to me? I'm too innocent!" I shouted up at the ceiling.

"What is the matter?" Sebastian asked, helping Ciel up. Ciel was still traumatized by the picture that he buried his head into Sebastian's chest.

"There were people...in the nude...doing...things..." Ciel whimpered. Sebastian came over to me, Ciel still clinging to him, and put an arm around me. Me and Ciel grabbed each other and we both cried into Sebastian.

"I see that you have now lost your innocence then," The Undertaker laughed.

I immediately stood up and pointed my finger at the guy. "How dare you say that I'm not innocent? If I were any more innocent, I'D BE A PANDA!" I declared.

The Undertaker simply laughed, along with Bard and Grell. Meylene and Finny just looked at each other. "What did they see?" Finny asked. He came over and opened my laptop screen again.

Curiosity nearly killed the kid.

He shut it immediately, with an appalled expression on his face, and he drew back into the room, "Okay then, that is pretty terrible."

"Nobody else open it. I'm going to shut down my computer to get rid of it!" I commanded.

I opened up the laptop as quickly as I could, and hit the shut down button. I closed that laptop faster than I have ever closed it before.

"Sorry about that," I sighed. "Maybe in a couple minutes I could show you."

"Alright," Ciel said. Finny was still in his little corner covering his eyes. I saw that nobody went over there to comfort him, so I ran over and put my arm around him-part of that was because I wanted a reason to touch him (yes, there may be something wrong with me, but I thought he was just so cute!) and the other smaller part of that was because I felt bad for him.

Again, everyone was exchanging bits of conversation between eachother. Everyone was confused again, and so I decided that we needed to clear some things up.

"Okay," I began. "do you know how to get them back yet?"

"Yes," the Undertaker replied. "But you will have to go back with them and stay with them for the amount of days that they have been there, or else it will not work."

"WHAT?" I was outraged. I didn't want to go with them!

"You must, or else it could completely mess up time as it is. You have to go with them. Oh, and there is also another detail I must present to you," the Undertaker said.

"What now?" I crossed my arms.

"You have to give me payment before I can allow you to go, heh heh heh."

"Um, okay, but I don't have any money." I sighed.

"Oh, no need for that, just a little laugh is all I need." The Undertaker replied rather gleefully.

"What?" I looked at him, an eyebrow raised sky-high.

"He lives in such a gloomy environment, so he relies on humor to keep him somewhat sane," Sebastian explained.

Sane my butt. "Uh, yeah, okay...So like a joke?" I said.

"A joke sounds nice!" the Undertaker exclaimed.

A joke, that was all that was needed? Wow. I was only moments away from getting those people out of here (although I had to go with them...ugh...) and now I had to search my brain for a truly funny joke that was not about farts or poop.

Then I got it. I knew the joke that I could tell!

Phew! Holy Moly that was a long chapter!

That was like a record for me...dang :/

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