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Coldran's pokemon was a Magikarp. Crap. We knew what that meant. "Aldrew… what do I do? I'm stuck…"

Tbh, I didn't really know either. Magikarp sucks. Hardcore. "Just, uh, be creative…"

But we didn't even have time to think. Monobitch was on it. "Onix! Use Earthcake!" The ginormous snake think popped up with surprising speed, as the Magikarp laid halplessly on the ground. Caldron and I remained helplessly in a seat, bracing the impact. We were unharmed… but the Magikarp looked prety bad. It had been damaged quite a bit.

"Onix, use Rock throw!" Onix picked up the wastebin from the front of the bus, and chuckled it at Magikarp. It's a critical hit!

"Hey, bitch. That was my waste basket." Hoprocker piped up mid-battle. "Imma slap you" He proceeded to jump up from her seat and smack the gigantic rock snake into next week. And, since Fighting is super effective against Rock, it did a lot of damage!

"Onix… get up…" Monobear was encouraging his mon as he saw its green bar of health depleting. We took the opportunity to pour my WHOLE water battle onto Magikarp! Now it can battle!

"Magikarp, use Flail!" Coldran instructed. The rejuvinated fishy began to flail all over the bus! Shards of metal began to become undone and it kept knocking them at the Onix using its Flail attack! It was working so well!

But then… "Onix! Use Rapid Spin!" Monobear, said, and, then, (AN: DO, YOU, LIKE, THE, COMMAS, FOR, DRAMATIC, EFFECT,) the, shards, flew, everywhere, it, was, deflecting, them.

Magikarp managed to fend them off, luckily! Unfottunately, one pierced me right in the arm. But I was okay because now I have morals! Therefore, nothing bad can happen to me! I ate some ambrosia and it was all okay.

"Onix! Use…" Wait a minute. I just realized something when Monobear was about to use an attack. But it was too late! "Use Tackle!" Just then, Onix came bursting forth its place, shattering all the windows in the procces!

"Magikarp, use Splash to dodge!" Magikarp did as told, and Onix went barrelling into the Lavatory, becoming splashed with water and enduring even more damage! I took that opportunity to speak my mind…

YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG!

I screamed at Monobatch. He looked really embarassed. "Onix doesn't learn Rapid Spin!"

"That's because this is Generation 7! I taught them new stuff… That's all…" HJe explained. Fine.

"Wait… Caldron's face lit up. "Magikarp! Take this Magikarp-ite!" Coldran threw a piece of some stone at it, and it began to evolve. "Mega-Magikarp!" Suddenly, the battle wasn't even questionable! "Mega-Magikarp, use Hydro Cannon!" Caldron instructed it to use the most powerful water move ever, and, likewise, the Onix died easily!

I smiled congratulating him. "Nicely done, pal." I just knew he could do it. I had forgotten this was gen 7. gg, #monobear.

"No, you have to battle me now too." He said… but then… from the front of the bus…

"Oh, crap. There's a gigantic meteor above us…" Hoprocker said frighteningly. Then… she pulled a pokeball from her belt. "Gardevoir. Use Telepo-"

"WAIT!" I cautioned. "Hoprocker, we'll save you. Just come to the back of the bus with us." She complied. "Now, hide behind the Mega-Magikarp while it recharges. It's time for this battle.

Lucky for me, I got to use a good pokemon aka Scyther, while he was stuck with Barboach. It was over in a heartbeat. "sCYTHER, Use Leaf Blade" Because I'm a good person now and I can do anything. Anyways, the Mega Magikarp used Spore on the Meteorite, and it disappeared. But behind it was a space ship! Someone then boarded our ship!

"I am the mastermind," a familiar voice said. "I am Cauldron. The driver of this Spakes Shipe. I landed on this unfamiliar planet one year ago, and then made this whole summer camp thing. Lol."

"Wait… you're me?" Caldron was terrified! This meant he was the mastermind!"

"Nope. You just have a simlar name. They're spelled differently."

"Oh, okay." And then suddenly, Monobear disappeared.

"But… why owuld you do this?" I was so furious, because I'm a good person with predictable outlooks on everything.

He started to laugh. "Cause… someone told me to. I thought it would be funny as well. So I did it."

Then we all started to laugh about it because it was pretty funny. We all decided to go to iHop, but there was this stupid-ass waitress, who was very ditzy and flirted with Caldron and I. Hoprocker came too, because she's relly happy in this universe, and she hated the people in the other universe. We lived happily every after as one big family ruling the world!

P.S. I decided to stop being good, it's so mainstream.

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