Part 1: Destroying Demyx

Day 38

Tidus: homeroom

Tidus sat there in his homeroom and all he did was stare out of the window. He was pissed, really pissed and he wanted revenge.

Roxas: Period 1 English

Ah finally, a subject that didn't have an organization member as a teacher, though Mr. Genesis Rhapsodos was annoying enough.

"good morning class" he said with no enthusiasim, "we'll be studying Loveless again"

The whole class whined "AGAIN!!"

"YES! AGAIN!!" Mr. Rhapsodos yelled. "we would be studying something else but I asked to get a new book to study and what does he do? Go fishing, and now he's gone to find some mermaid" he complained. "besides I like Loveless"

"Little too much dontcha think" Roxas muttered.

Xion: Period 3 : Drama Club

"What?!" Xion yelled, "Mr. Rhapsodos is gone as well?"

"No he's still around" Marluxia answered, "but he was too pissed to run this club today".

Marluxia stood in front of the students, "WELCOME TO DRAMA CLUB! I AM YOUR SUBTITUTE LEADER! MR. MARLUXIA!!" he sung.

Selphie's eyes widened. "Not the economics teacher."

"Yes…the economics teacher" Kairi growled.

"We're doomed," Xion said. "Doomed until Mr. Rhapsodos's PMS ends"

Demyx and Tidus: Recess

A finally, something Demyx loved about today "Band Practise". He had a wide grin on his face and clutched onto his Base tightly.

Little did he know that Tidus was somewhere, waiting for that bucket of glue to fall on Demyx, followed by the feathers.

"Hi Tidus!" Tidus flinched then turned around and saw Yuna, a freshman girl who he's had a crush on for a while now.

"Hi Yuna, What are you doing here?" he asked, little did he know that Demyx decided to get a bottle of water and go in later

"Oh I'm going to Band Practise" She said cheerfully, "I guess I could go in now"

Tidus smiled but then realised… "YUNA!!!!!" Tidus screamed, but it was too late. She activated the trap already. Tidus pushed her out of the way but he ended up getting glue and feathers stuck to him.

Neko skipped down the hall and looked at Tidus "WOW! YOU LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN!!"

Tidus sighed heavily, "Curse you mullet boy" and spat out a feather.

Zexion: Recess: Library

Ah finally, some peace and quiet in the school library, a nice environment for studying and taking notes, a nice place to read, a nice place to…

"HI ZEXION!" Sora sang. Zexion flinched, "hi Sora" he said coldly.

"Have you seen Mr. Xigbar?" he asked,

"Oh him…well…he was stalking Mr. Luxord who was stalking Mr. Vexen because he owed him money who was stalking Mr. Xemnas's Rabid dog 'Saix' who was stalking Mr. Xemnas who was stalking Riku who he thinks is stalking Xion…I wonder why" Zexion said with a smirk.

"Oh. Thanks…I guess"

Xion: Lockers

Recess is over and now Xion had to go to Math… "WHY?!!" She thought.

Not too far away was Riku trying to get to his locker, unfortunately there was a rush so he had to wait a little while. "I don't care what Zexion thinks!" he thought, "I'm not attracted to that little brat"
He stared over to where she was, closing her locker.

"She is kinda cute though" Riku face palmed "NO! WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING!!!"

"DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT TOUCHING HER INNOCENT LIPS YOU PERVERT!!!" Xemnas yelled as he attacked Riku.

"MR. XEMNAS??!! WHAT THE (dusk) DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING??!!!…ya" Wakka yelled.

"HE'S ABUSING A STUDENT!!!" Kairi yelled, "call principal Sephiroth!"

"Principal Sephiroth isn't here today" Scarlet said popping out of nowhere and scaring the crap out of Kairi and Wakka. "he's gone to buy more sword polish. For his Masumu-chwan!"

Scarlet gave her creepy "I'm not so happy" smile. "so uh…what are you doing here ya?" Wakka asked.

"They're fighting near my locker" Scarlet said while cracking her knuckles, "and I need to get my books" she cracked her knuckles louder.

Scarlet walked over to Xemnas and Riku who were still fighting and then…

I'm sorry but once again the following scenes are too violent to be shown on this fanfic…since all of the organization members are at school let's see how Mr. Fair is.

Mr. Fair stood on a lonely island. He hadn't had a shower for days, his clothes were torn and he hadn't shaved for days. He survived on Paupu fruit and fish.

"AERITH!!" Mr. Fair yelled, "Aerith the mermaid! Where are you?!!"

"Zack!!" a mysterious voice called out.

"Aerith?"

"NO IT'S ANGEAL YOU DUMB (assasin)!!!" Angeal yelled angrily. "WHAT THE (Dusk) ARE YOU DOING??!! I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU FOR DAYS YOU SON OF A (berserker)"

"b-b-but I saw a mermaid when I went fishing" Zack pouted. "she was so beautiful Angeal! Her name was…Aerith!"

Angeal Face-palmed. "Zack"

"yes?"

"That's the secretary you idiot"

"but…what about the tail?"

"she was swimming with dolphins that afternoon, around the same time when you went fishing…hmm…you must've seen her then" Zack's jaw dropped.

"Now take a shower you stink!!!!!"

And we're back

"HOLY-

whoops…sorry my mistake…uh…hey this looks interesting.

Demyx and Xigbar ditched classes for this period and the were both surfing in the pool. "WOOO HOOO!!"

The swim team stared at the two. "how the (Heartless) are they doing that?"

You know what…why don't I just skip this scene and go to the next one.

Larxene: Period 6: ditching class

Larxene yawned on her way to the sick bay. She made up an excuse to Vexen to ditch class by saying she was too tired to function.

"oh hi No. 12" Lexeaus waved which made Larxene scream.

"what the (dusk) are you doing here?!!"

Lexeaus scratched the back of his head, "well…I know how to do Mouth-to-Mouth and that's all they needed"

"what kinda person runs this place?!" Larxene thought.

Meanwhile Principal Sephiroth sat at home and polished his sword "shiney! Shiney! SHINEY!"

Larxene walked over to the beds and spotted two familiar faces. "Xemnas?! Riku?!"

"IT'S SUPERIOR!!! I MEAN FATHER TO YOU!!!" Xemnas yelled,

"what happened?" she asked,

Riku and Xemnas looked at each other, then to Larxene. "Scarlet"

Larxene's blood boiled "…Scarlet?….HOW DARE SHE!!! I'M THE TOUGH WOMAN IN THIS SCHOOL NOT THAT MISERABLE EXCUSE OF A PRANKSTER!!!!"

Larxene stormed out of the Sick bay.

Period 7: hall

Scarlet was walking down the hall on the way to her next class until a certain nobody stopped her along the way.

"HEY (Dusk) WHAT THE (Heartless) DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!! I'M THE TOUGH WOMAN IN THIS SCHOOL!!!!" Larxene yelled.

Scarlet rubbed her ear and said, "you're pathetic"

"Pathetic?! YOU'RE ONLY GOOD AT BLOWING UP THINGS"

"and you have the I.Q and the antennae of an aphid"

Larxene's blood boiled even more and she slapped Scarlet, then Scarlet slapped Larxene and then the worst thing that could happen at a school…a cat fight.

A crowd started to form around them, some people were Chanting "Fight! Fight! Fight!" while others just watched. "Oh no!" Demyx screamed from the crowd. "we've got to stop them" Demyx pushed through the crowd but Wakka pulled him back.

"you NEVER stop a cat fight ya!!"

Demyx pouted. "why not?"

"oh…bad things have happened ya. Y'know Rai from the disciplinary committee?" Wakka asked.

"nope"

"well…he tried to stop a cat fight"

"what happened?"

"He's bunking with Seifer ya"


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