I LIED I LIED I LIED I LIED I LIEEEEEDDDD!
You're welcome for the early chapter update! That's THREE in one week. You're welcome!
The chapter title I had before, Too Early In The AM To Think Of A Title, referrs to the fact that it's too early in the morning to think of a proper chapter title (9:34AM, where I am). I wanted to get this chapter out AEAP because randomgirl40 is going on a trip and I wanted her to see this before she leaves! ~(^3^)/ have a nice trip! I obviously changed it.
OMG THIEFSHIPPING SEXINESS!1!1!1!11!ASDFSDD!1UNO!1!NUMEROONE!LOL!
So yes, Marik was accidentally pulling on Bakura's batwings. And we AAAALLLLLLLLL know what that does to our favorite hair-sensitive kitty-cat! (^3^) lol
I hope you weren't surprised by that TOO much. If you had read Italian Curls and British Bunny Ears (or Bat Wings) like I told you to, you would have seen that coming the moment Marik even TOUCHED Bakura's hair.
Baku gets a bit embarrassed in this chapter, though...You'll see...
Warning: Contains yaoi, sexiness, a self-insert, a traumatized Ryou, many lemons, Soup, explosives, Pokémon, and many British things.
I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series, Hetalia, Skylanders, Skylanders Giants, A Perfect Circle, Happy Tree Friends, Pokémon, any of their characters, any tea-making skills, or the British language.
(I do, however, have several lemons in my fridge right now. The fruit kind.)
R&R
ENJOY~!
Marik regretted having absent-mindedly pulled on Bakura's batwings. He was all for this, but it was an inappropriate time and setting. Not only were there people watching, but those two people were Bakura's host-guy and Bakura's (and Ryou's) fangirl! It was really not a good time and he actually cared about Ryou's sanity and didn't want to scar the boy any more than he already had. But if anything, he could blame Bakura. Unless Bakura blamed him for pulling his hair and driving him to that state. Which he probably would do. Bakura managed to find a small justification for why he was to blame last time and would do so again to keep himself free of guilt.
Of course, he only wanted Bakura to stop so that they could continue this in a more appropriate place (one of their rooms), but he was enjoying what Bakura was doing way too much to ruin it so they could move. So he just lay there and let Bakura do whatever and made sure his face gave off a look of total helplessness. The only part of his face that didn't give off the same message was his mouth. And his tongue.
Bakura's tongue forced its way past Marik's lips and teeth and started exploring. Marik let the warm and wet muscle embrace his own tongue.
Marik's arms certainly weren't working with his face, either, as he wrapped them around Bakura's torso and pulled him closer if that was even possible.
Bakura was definitely taking the initiative (even though Marik had brought it on), and if things didn't stop soon, both of them would be naked and Bakura would be making his partner submit to him. Sexually. And I wasn't really one of Seme!Bakura's biggest supporters.
"Aquailita!" Ryou shouted at me. "Stop them right now! Do something! You're the author!"
"I can't!" I responded without looking away. I blushed and said honestly, "I can't help it! I'm too mesmerized by the super-special-awesome sexiness of it! You do something! You're his hikari! Can't you try to take over your body while he's distracted?!"
"I can't! I'm too...you know...about...three..."
I understood. Ryou was still too upset about chapters 3 and 4 to respond to this in any way that would put him in any sort of position near or touching Marik, especially erotically.
But if someone didn't stop them, Ryou and I were going to be given a thiefshipping lemon. And not the fruit kind.
Lemons! That was the solution!
While still watching them, I felt around on the floor near me for a lemon. I grabbed one, transferred it to my other hand, then grabbed another one. I looked at them just long enough to see that they were ones drawn on by Marik, then I threw both of them in the thieves' general direction.
The first one hit Bakura's fluffy hair and bounced off. The second one almost hit Marik's face, but Bakura blocked it with one of his hands, which immediately went back to touching Marik after it had deflected the fruit.
"OH MY GOSH YOU TWO JUST STOP!" I shouted. "I DON'T WANT ANY LEMONS! SERIOUSLY, I ACTUALLY DON'T JUST STOP!"
They paid me no mind.
"DON'T YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX IN THIS STORY ANYMORE BECAUSE OF CHAPTER 5?!"
No response.
After that, I just couldn't stand it anymore! I walked over to Ryou- who was frozen in place, probably due to inner traumatic turmoil- covered his eyes with my hand, helped him stand, and led his transparent form into the hallway and out of sight of the thiefshipping couple on the couch.
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They continued making out, Bakura not giving Marik any room to breathe. Marik didn't mind, and simply let himself get lost in the moment.
Then, Bakura's fingers started tugging at the belt loops of Marik's pants.
And Marik finally snapped out of it.
His eyes opened and he moved his hands away from Bakura's hair (he didn't even realize his hands were there). You know where.
Without Marik's hands to stop him, Bakura's mouth moved from Marik's mouth to Marik's neck. Marik put his hands on Bakura's shoulders and couldn't help but let out a moan before composing himself to say, "Bakura. Stop. This isn't a good time for this. Too many witnesses and..." He moaned again when Bakura bit down on that sensitive spot on his neck. "S-seriously!" He tried pushing Bakura away but the spirit just held onto him and kept their bodies pressed together. Marik shivered and tried one more thing. Several, actually. He grabbed a fistful of Bakura's long white and totally tug-able hair and pulled back on it, pushed Bakura's shoulder with his other hand, and said, "Oh my Ra, Florence! If you don't stop I'm totally going to tell Aquailita that your email isn't florencexxx(a)hotmail,com anymore and I will let everyone know what you changed it to!"
Marik didn't know if what convinced Bakura was the name 'Florence', the thought of the fangirls knowing his email address again, his hair being pulled, or his shoulder being pushed, but a moment later Bakura's mouth suddenly detached from Marik's skin and he pushed himself off of him.
Eyes widened, faces flushed, and breathing heavily, the two lovers stared at each other from opposite sides of the couch.
Bakura's face was unreadable by the time Marik thought to examine it. "Don't mention my email change out loud!" he cried. He turned to where I had stood last and he smirked. "Oh. She's gone already. Mission accomplished."
Marik didn't hear that last sentence. "Bakura! Why?! What was that all about?!"
"Hm?" Bakura turned to him and his face was unreadable again.
"My Ra, I thought you had more self-control than that! In fact, I know you have more self-control than that! Where did it go? Did I seriously have to call you 'Florence' and threaten to tell Aquailita your new email address just to get you to stop?"
Bakura took in Marik's angry and disbelieving expression and was glad that his next words would calm him down. "Of course I have more self-control than that! I knew what I was doing." Bakura moved over so that he sat next to Marik. Marik's feet were on the couch and his knees thankfully stood between the two of them. "Wanna do that for real?"
Marik hugged his legs and asked, "What do you mean by that? That was totally real! And no I do not!"
"Oh don't deny that you were enjoying that." Bakura reached over and gently ran a finger over the still-wet spot on Marik's neck that he had been biting. Marik shivered and batted the hand away. "And it wasn't real. I was faking it to drive away Aqua and Ryou. And it worked. So now that they're gone do you-"
Marik jumped to his feet and stared at Bakura in surprise. "You were faking it the whole time?!"
Bakura nodded once and smirked again. "Yup. The whole thing. Reaction and all. And it worked. It was just convenient to my plan that you happened to be pulling my hair. I'd congradulate you for playing along, but I know you weren't in on it."
"How did I not notice?! And why wouldn't you let me in on it?! This is crazy! I'm telling! Hey, Ryou and Aqua! Bakura was faking the whole thing to make you two leave the room!" Marik ran out of the room to tell me and Ryou the news. "That's just how evil Fluffy is..."
The moment Marik was gone, Bakura let out the groan he had been holding in and let show the blush he had held back. He put his feet on the floor, rested his elbows on his knees, and hurried his head in his hands. "How the fuck..." he murmured, hopefully too low for the hikaris and fangirl in the other room to hear. "I can't believe I lost it like that. I know I have more self-restraint than that! Was it because I was distracted with trying to destroy Aquail- no that's not it... Can't be... My Ra I don't even know!"
Bakura sat there, lifted his head, and just looked at the mess around him. Lemons (and two bananas) with thiefshipping doodles, Skylanders, and couch cushions littered the floor of the living room all the way to the entrance to the kitchen. For a brief moment, he considered cleaning up the mess so he could have an excuse to not face the rest of us. But then he remembered that he was Yami freaking Bakura and Yami Bakura doesn't need an excuse to isolate himself and also doesn't voluntarily do such tedious chores as cleaning a room.
So he just sat there.
He didn't know what possessed him to do so, but he cleared lemons from a spot on the floor, brought the Portal of Power and several of the Skylanders over to it, and sat down. He grabbed the Wii controllers, turned the Portal back on, un-paused the game, and started playing.
He finished the chapter for me, using only two Skylanders to do it. After hanging out in the Core of Light Ruins for a while, he decided that his favorite characters were Ghost Roaster, Cynder, Stealth Elf, Glumshanks, and Flynn.
The whole time he played, the thought about what had just happened. "I still don't even..."
Well there's nothing to be done about it now. But now I'm restless. I'm not satisfied. I want to...do stuff with (lol he doesn't even want to give the readers the satisfaction of vocabulary) my boyfriend and no matter what my hikari, the authoress, or any or my other fangirls say, I will make it happen. She may control the story, but she doesn't control me!
Sorry to tell you this, Bakura...But your logic makes absolutely no sense.
Sensing that this is a message from the real me, and not the insert me, Bakura replies, "I don't bloody care."
And with that, he paused the game, pushed everything aside, stood up, and headed straight for the hallway.
OOOOOHHH! What's going on in the room! OOOOHHH I DON'T KNOWWWWWW! (lol yes I do! Because I'm in there! Duh!)
Even though I, Aquailita, am the author of this story, for story purposes I had no idea that Bakura wasn't faking it. Okay the next chapter is set up...!
BTW a random shout-out to every single fan of this story and everyone who has reviewed so far. Especially randomgirl40, theabridgedkuriboh, and Dynamite and Soup. Also thanks to Rueky Ishtar, a fan of the original: ICaBBE(oBW)! GO READ THEIR FANFICS! The power of Marik's midriff and Bakura's bunny ears compel you to do so!
And also a little FSA(Fanservice Story Announcement)! The story I keep mentioning being my help for Chapter 3 of this, A Scar Stamp and A Sexy Shipping, I separated the chappies into 4 chapters instead of 1 big chapter. And also, my so-called "yami" stopped procrastinating and she has finished writing the next chapter of that! If she doesn't procrastinate on editing, as well, that chapter should be up by the end of next week.
And here's a confession: I DO eventually leave the story (I un-insert myself). I only have 1 small little chapter planned and written for the time after that point (if you haven't deduced this already, I have all the chapters typed out on my iPod as usual and I'm simply editing and uploading them weekly). That means that at this point, I have NO idea how the story is going to turn out after I leave. But by the time that chapter actually comes out, I'll probably have figured something out.
Why do I ramble on and write such unnecessary crap in my EngingANs recently?
See you next chapter!
BYEEEEEEEEEE~!