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America's Tentacle Adventure

By waterrain

America decided to visit France and he made sure to call because he wanted to be sure there would be food. He noticed the door to France's house was unlocked so he opened it. The blue eyed Nation made his way to the kitchen and discovered a tentacle monster had in one of it's tentacles a razor attempting to shave of the slight amount of facial hair off of France.

"No matter how much you try. My facial hair is impossible to be shaved off!" France said loudly and the tentacle monster made a growl like sound at him.

"Hey, Monster. Let go of France!" America said loudly to the tentacle monster. The tentacles swiftly released France, dropped the razor, and jumped onto America.

France was surprised and decided to call England up.

"America is in serious trouble. He is at my house." France said simply and he didn't get a reply, but heard England racing.

America struggled and tried his best to get the tentacles to release him, but there were so many and it appears like it can regrow it's tentacles. America's clothing was getting ripped, the tentacles touching everywhere, and he squirmed trying to get out of its grasp.

'It is wrong, but I'm getting a bit turned on.' France thought as he watched and briefly wondered if he should record this for future use. 'Now where is my video camera?'

However England arrived, noticed America getting violated by tentacles, and France being completely useless.

"Let go of America!" England yelled fiercely and the tentacle monster regretted looking for those eyebrows was a complete turn off worse than the slight facial hair on France's face. The tentacle monster decided to flee, planed to wash itself in a river, and try it's best to forget those huge bushy eyebrows that look like caterpillar.

"England. Somehow you scared away the tentacles and stuff." America said while hugging the green eyed Nation. England's cheeks began to turn red and patted him on the shoulders.

"Please get some clothes on, America." England muttered to him.

"I believe England's caterpillar eyebrows frightened and turned off the tentacle monster." France commented and England glared at him.

"My eyebrows do not look like caterpillars!" England shouted angrily, his arms crossed, and looking at France. "Anyway you were completely useless as always just watching not doing a thing. Why didn't you try and help, America?"

"I figured he would be alright." France said simply to him and then quietly muttered. "Too bad I didn't know where I placed my video camera. Oh, well..."

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