Mother Pearl
Summary- Pearl's pregnant and Mr. Krabs isn't happy one bit. But who's the father? That's something Mr. Krabs will not like.
The most unusual couple ever:
SquidwardXPearl
I own no no, but Layvonne
Chapter 10
Four months later Squidward and Pearl were doing better than fine. Squidward was working at a five star resturant and getting paid a lot of money for it was the pianoist (A/N: What? Five star resurants sometimes has people playing some type of music) and Pearl was working at a part-time despite being 5 months pregnant.
"Hey sweetie. How was work?" Pearl asked kissing Squidward's cheek.
"It was fine. Yours?" Squidward asked taking off his jacket.
"Same ole." Pearl said.
"Don't go to work tomorrow." Squidward ordered.
"Wait why?" Pearl asked.
"Because you're pregnant. Five months pregnant might I add and women who's five months pregnant do not go to work." Squidward said.
"Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. Women I know who's five months pregnant do go to work. It's at eight months that you need to take time off." Pearl corrected.
"We still need to come up with a name for this baby." Squidward said.
"I made a list of 1000 girl names for our child." Pearl said.
"What if it's a boy?" Squidward asked.
"We went to the doctor's Squidward and the baby looked like a whale. I know it's a girl. Here's a name I like. How about Trinity?" Pearl asked.
"Trinity? No way? I worked for a Trinity one time. Not a nice one." Squidward said.
"Veruca?" Pearl asked.
"Isn't that something on your foot?" Squidward asked (A/N: Line from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory.)
"Ashley?" Pearl asked.
"Eww no." Squidward said.
"Do you have a name then?" Pearl spat.
"Oh God not moodswings again. Look Pearl I'm just suggesting that maybe I-" Squidward started.
"What! You just want to go around town when our daughter is born without a name!?" Pearl snapped.
"No it's just that-" Squidward started again.
"Because if you're thinking that then you could get that right out of your ass! I will not have our daughter go around town as NO NAME!" Pearl roared.
"I know Pearl it's just that-" Squidward started yet again.
"WHAT SQUIDWARD WHAT!" Pearl roared.
"PEARL! COULD YOU SHUT UP FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES SO I COULD TALK!" Squidward roared.
"Then what is it you're trying to say?" Pearl snarled.
"All your names you've picked so far are dumb!" Squidward snapped.
"DUMB!? DO YOU HAVE A NAME THEN SMARTASS!?" Pearl roared.
"Actually yes. For a boy, which our baby will be." Squidward snarled.
"Then say it." Pearl snarled as they heard a knock.
"Who is it?" Squidward asked.
"A friend." Patrick said as Squidward opened the door.
"What is it Patrick?" Squidward snarled.
"Could you stop yelling? I could hear next door." Patrick said.
"We're busy." Squidward snarled.
"WELL PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP SO TONE IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Patrick roared as Squidward slammed the door in his face.
"Who the hell was that?" Pearl asked.
"Dumb old Patrick." Squidward said as they became slient for two minutes and started laughing.
"Yeah he is pretty stupid." Pearl laughed.
"Yeah." Squidward laughed.
"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have pressured you." Pearl said.
"It's okay. It was just your moodswings." Squidward said.
"But still it wasn't worth the time. Anyway do you know what tomorrow is?" Pearl asked narrowing her eyes.
"I think I know." Squidward said playing with her blonde hair.
"Not that you silly man. Baby shopping, my breathing classes, and we got to go to the doctor's by five." Pearl said.
"Then could we you know?" Squidward asked as Pearl kissed his nose.
"No you dirty man. Maybe next week." Pearl said.
"But I want to do it know Pearl." Squidward whined kissing her.
"You don't know when you keep your hands off me don't cha?" Pearl asked.
"Not really." Squidward said as they heard the door.
"Now who's that?" Pearl groaned as Squidward got up and answered the door to see Spongebob.
"Hey Squidward. I happened to over heard your conversation with Patrick. Might I intrest you and Pearl for parent counseling?" Squidward asked.
"Parent counseling!? No thank you Sponge-For-Brain!" Squidward snapped.
"You sure because I'd be glad to do it." Spongebob said.
"Hey Spongy. Do us a favor. Mind your own business!" Pearl snapped slamming the door in his face.
"Nice..." Squidward said.
"Thank you," Pearl said as they kissed again, "We better go to bed."
"But I'm not sleepy." Squidward whined as Pearl slapped him playfully.
"Stop having such a dirty mind and go to bed. We got lots to do tomorrow." Pearl scowled playfully.
"Fine. Night." Squidward said.
"Night." Pearl said as they kissed and went to their rooms to sleep.