Here's Chapter 10 as promised everyone, hope you like this chapter!

There are references to quotes used in The Most Popular Girls In School, so please watch those videos before hand, they are so funny!

I also owe credit to bitcheslovemagic on Tumblr, one of the quotes in here was her idea so thank you very much! :)

Reviews are always welcomed and encouraged, hope you all enjoy it!

"Regina… I have a question." Cora started tentatively, clutching a magazine in her hand and shifting on her feet uneasily.

"Yes mother?" Regina replied, not looking up from her book she was currently engrossed in.

"What is a trampoline?" Cora asked curiously, drawing Regina's gaze to her own.

"Why do you want to know?" She replied suspiciously.

"Hey ladies what's shaking?" Emma asked with a wink, walking into the room with a smile on her face.

"My mother wants to know what a trampoline is." Regina answered.

"Why?" Emma asked suspiciously.

"Why do you both think it is a bad thing? It looks fun!" Cora replied with a huff, holding out the magazine.

"It's a toy basically, mother. You have fabric stretched across an open circle or rectangle that is supported by metal poles and springs. When you jump it shoots you into the air and then you come back down. You bounce." Regina explained.

"Why'd you wanna know?" Emma asked Cora.

"I want one." Cora answered.

"No."

"Absolutely not." Emma and Regina said simultaneously.

"Why not?" Cora huffed.

"Because mother, god only know what chaos will happen when you bounce, terrified, on the trampoline."

"Henry would like it."

"Really you're going to use Henry as a push for the trampoline?" Emma asked raising her eyebrows.

"Henry and I would both like it." Cora stated.

"No." Regina said firmly, "they're dangerous."

"Not the ones with nets." Cora defended.

"Maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea Gina."

"What?"

"What?" Regina and Cora asked in surprise.

"Yeah, she can just learn the hard way." Emma stated with a shrug.

Cora gave a bright smile.

"I feel like I am going to regret this decision." Regina muttered before looking to her mother, "Fine mother I will purchase the trampoline."

Cora squealed happily before running from the room to tell her grandson.

"I swear she is like a little kid." Emma stated with a laugh.

"That she is dear." Regina chuckled out.

"You know the trampoline may not be so bad after all." Emma said with a wiggle of her eyebrows, making Regina give a predatory smirk.

"Are you suggesting what I think you are?"

"Oh yeah." Emma said with a smirk before capturing Regina's lips with her own.

They kissed passionately for a few minutes before pulling away.

"I have a feeling we may enjoy the trampoline more than she will." Regina muttered against Emma's lips.

"Oh I know we will." Emma replied.

"You two really are kinky bitches aren't you?" Cora asked waltzing into the room, having heard the last snippet of their conversation.

"You would know, since you continuously snoop through our sex drawer." Regina pointed out.

"Why do you do that?" Emma asked curiously.

"I get bored." Cora said with a shrug, "But now I will have a trampoline to entertain me."

Regina sighed and held out her hand, gesturing for the magazine that Cora was holding.

Once it was in her grasp she disappeared to the kitchen to place the order.

"Henry is quite excited to have a trampoline." Cora said with a smile to Emma, which made Emma beam in return.

"Looks like we're all gonna enjoy that trampoline." Emma smirked.

"Yes well do make sure you clean it after you two are done." Cora added, making Emma blush.

"Your trampoline is ordered and should be here in the next few days." Regina told her mother.

Cora squealed loudly once more.

"Must you do that?" Regina asked with a grimace.

"I'm excited."

"Yes but why that?"

"Would you rather me pee on the floor? Because that's what happened when I was a puppy."

Regina and Emma just stared at Cora for a moment.

"Did you have bladder issues as a dog?" Emma asked with a laugh.

"I just enjoyed being able to pee wherever I damned well pleased." Cora answered with an 'as a matter of fact' attitude.

"So mother how is the Swan Queen ship sailing?"

"The armada is strong as ever dear. I've been… taking care of those Captain Swan shippers… as well as the red queen and red swan shippers." Cora answered with a gleam.

"Mother what did you do?"

"Nothing dear… nothing to worry about." Cora answered distantly.

Emma and Regina shared a look.

"Soooo I heard a cheesy pick up line." Emma stated with a smirk, trying to change the subject.

"Oh is it one of your own?" Regina teased.

"Hey my pickup lines are good!" Emma scoffed.

"What is this pickup line?" Cora asked intrigued to hear what Emma had to say.

Emma cleared her throat before looking at Regina.

"Do you happen to have an extra heart? Because mine has been stolen." Emma finished with a smirk, making Regina roll her eyes at the ridiculousness that was her fiancée.

"WHAT EMMA SOMEONE STOLE YOUR HEART? WHO WAS IT THAT TOOK IT I WILL FIND THEM AND DESTROY THEM! THE ARMADA WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!" Cora yelled out suddenly, startling Regina and Emma.

"Cora it was just-." Emma tried.

"WAS IT THE CAPTAIN SWAN SHIPPERS? THEY WOULD RESORT TO SOMETHING SO LOW!"

"Woah Cora it's not like that."

"WAS IT THE RED SWAN SHIPPERS!"

"No Cora no one actually-."

"THIS SHIP WILL SAIL DAMNIT!" Cora screamed loudly before pulling out a walkie talkie.

"Where did she get that?" Regina asked pointing to the walkie talkie.

"Crossbow, come in crossbow, Captain of the armada over." Cora said into the walkie talkie, earning blank stares from Regina and Emma.

"Crossbow here, come in Captain." The walkie talkie screeched.

"Is that Granny?" Emma asked in disbelief.

"We have a serious situation. I need you to round the troops. The ship sails at dawn I repeat the ship sails at dawn." Cora muttered into the walkie talkie.

"What's happened Captain?!" Granny yelled over the walkie talkie.

"Emma's heart has been stolen I repeat, Emma's heart has been stolen." Cora said into the device.

Regina finally shook herself from her shock and moved to grab the walkie talkie, which Cora effectively avoided.

"THE SHIP WILL SAIL CAPTAIN!" Granny yelled before the talkie went silent.

Cora slowly turned to face Regina and Emma and quickly embraced Emma.

"I will get it back Emma, if it is the last thing I do." Cora said firmly before running from the room.

"Anyway you can speed up the delivery on that trampoline?" Emma asked with a smile.

"Already on it darling." Regina smirked as she held the phone to her ear.

"Alright people listen up." Cora stated to the room, "We have to plan this attack very, very carefully. No one from the Captain Swan ship can know about this."

"Mums the word everyone." Granny said to the room, standing next to Cora.

"For those of you that do not know, I have declared Granny as my first mate." Cora stated.

"HEY WHY NOT ME?!" Snow belted out.

"Because you keep flipping out over the animals and it's becoming quite taxing." Cora explained before going back to the plan.

"So here's what we will be doing. We need to find out who the Captain Swan shippers are." Granny said.

"We need to smoke them out." Cora said with a sly smile.

"What about if we have someone go under cover?" Charming asked.

"That would work. It'll be dangerous though." Cora said to Granny, making the older woman shrug in agreement.

"I vote that Belle go." Granny suggested, causing Belle to stand and begin walking to the front.

"I VOLUNTEER, I VOLUNTEER AS TRUBUTE!" Ruby yelled out.

"Damnit Ruby this is NOT the Hunger Games!" Cora huffed with an eye roll.

"Well I don't think Belle will be convincing, and it should be me I mean aren't there some people that are shipping me with Emma and Regina?" Ruby asked.

"There are." Cora said eyeing her suspiciously.

"For god sakes woman I am not against you!" Ruby said haughtily.

"Can't be too sure." Cora muttered to Granny, who nodded in agreement.

"Hey! Don't think I don't know about your Black Wolf ship thing going around." Ruby stated with an arched eyebrow.

Cora fumbled for words.

"That's what I thought." Ruby said flirtatiously with a wink, making Cora blush.

"Who do we know of that are hardcore Captain Swan shippers? Besides Hook." Belle asked.

"Rumple." Granny stated. "I heard him in the diner the other day discussing it with Mr. Schmee."

"Didn't he get turned into a rat?" Cora asked in confusion.

"He got better." Granny stated.

"So, Ruby you will speak with Gold… discreetly might I add, about the Captain Swan ship. Once you get in good you can get to Hook, earn his trust, and then when the time is right. THE ARMADA WILL STRIKE!" Cora bellowed.

"Huzzaaahh!" James yelled out, causing everyone to look at him strangely.

Snow just eyed her husband and gave a disapproving stare.

"Mother what are you-." Regina's voice died off as she examined the room.

The room fell deathly silent.

"Why is half of the town in my basement?" Regina asked suspiciously.

"Damnit, who was watching the door?" Cora demanded to Granny.

"Bashful was supposed to be watching the door." Granny stated.

"No Doc was supposed to be watching the door, Bashful was on snack duty." Cora countered.

"Well then who the fuck was watching the door?" Granny demanded the room.

"AH HEM!" Regina huffed out loudly, making the room look to her once more. "Again, why is half of the town in my basement and mother why are you wearing a Pirate hat?"

"I'm Captain." Cora stated as if it was obvious.

"Hey Regina have you seen my-." Emma's voice died as she came and stood next to her fiancée, eyeing the room.

"GODDAMNIT WHO IS WATCHING THE FUCKING DOOR!" Cora bellowed out to the room.

No one said anything.

"Peasants." Cora muttered.

"Why is half of the town in our basement?" Emma asked Regina.

"No idea but mother is captain, even has the hat to prove it." Regina stated.

Emma's eyes widened.

"Regina we gotta go." Emma whispered.

"Why?"

"It's the armada." Emma whispered back.

Their eyes flitted across the room; truthfully half of the town was in their basement (which was quite spacious thanks to some enchantments).

"Our armada?" Regina asked with raised eyebrows, her eyes landing on Snow and James.

"The Swan Queen armada saileth." Emma muttered before pulling her woman from the room.

"Seriously someone go watch the fucking door." Cora hissed out, pointing to Leroy to go do the job.

"Alright so are we all in agreement with the plan?" Cora asked the room.

When everyone nodded she started,

"Let's all state our pledge." Cora said.

The entire room in unison began.

"We are the Swan Queen Armada, Our ship shall sail and will not sink, We ship Regina Mills and Emma Swan, We sail proud and true, We are not just a ship, or an armada… WE ARE A NATION! SWAN QUEEN NATION!" The room bellowed out.

"Meeting adjourned." Cora stated before pounding her gavel.

"Mother come down here!" Regina called from the foyer.

"WHAT?!" Cora responded, a hint of irritation in her voice.

"You have a present!" Emma called up next, coming to stand by her fiancée.

In a flash Cora came charging down the stairs, stopping in front of the two women and looking at them with wide eyes.

"Present?" Cora asked with glee, becoming more excited by the minute.

"Follow us." Regina said with a smirk before turning on her heel and leading the women to the back yard.

"MY TRAMPOLINE!" Cora yelled happily before charging towards the new toy.

"Shoes off mother." Regina instructed.

Emma burst into a fit of laughter as she watched Cora attempt to pry the shoes from her feet, flailing like a fish out of water.

After a few failed attempts she finally succeeded in removing the shoes from her feet, and quickly hopped into the trampoline.

"What do I do?" Cora asked in a small voice, suddenly slightly terrified of what might happen.

"You jump mother." Regina stated with a smirk, just waiting for her mother's freak out.

Cora eyed them wearily before giving a small bounce, smiling with delight as she bunny hopped around the trampoline.

"Jump higher!" Emma called encouragingly, taking her shoes off and diving in.

"Come on Regina." Cora called with a smile.

"I'm good here." Regina replied back with a smirk, watching as Emma bounced lightly, so she wouldn't scare the older woman.

"You can jump higher." Emma stated to Cora waiting to see if the woman would.

Cora looked to Emma and then Regina before jumping high in the air and then landing and then springing back up in the air with a terrified expression on her face.

"SWEET HEAVEN I CAN FLY!" Cora screamed as she was sent up in the air before coming back down, making Emma crack up.

Cora hit the trampoline hard and in turn sent Emma flying back up in the air with her.

"EMMA I MUST STOP THIS BOUNCING!" Cora yelled out as she hit the trampoline once more, being sent through the air again.

"Just relax Cora!" Emma called out through a peal of laughter; her eyes finding Regina's highly amused ones.

"EMMA!" Cora yelled as she bounced again, arms flailing and magic pouring from her fingertips, as soon as her feet touched the trampoline she was catapulted high into the air, flying up and out of sight.

"MOTHER!" Regina yelled in panic, watching Cora's disappearing form.

"Shit! Cora come back!" Emma yelled up to the sky, stilling her movements on the trampoline.

"I CAN FLY!" Cora called happily before falling into view. She quickly grabbed onto Emma and bounced high again, the magic carrying them both back up into the sky.

"MOTHER LET EMMA GO!" Regina yelled out, her voice terrified.

"It's okay Gina!" Emma called as they fell back into view.

"AGAIN!" Cora yelled happily as they bounced high once more, flying into the air.

"SHIT!" Emma yelled as Cora's grip loosened on her and she was sent falling back to the trampoline.

Regina flung her hand out and gently eased Emma back down to the trampoline, her eyes scanning the sky for her mother.

They waited a minute before they realized she didn't come back down.

"Fuck! Regina where'd she go?!" Emma yelled out in panic, scurrying out from the trampoline and towards her fiancée.

"Mother!" Regina called searching the area.

"Cora!" Emma yelled.

"Herumph." A muffled voice called from some bushes across the yard, sending Emma and Regina rushing towards them.

"Mom!?" Regina called worriedly as she pushed aside the bushes. She suppressed a giggle as she took in Cora's form, sprawled out amongst the bushes, twigs and leaves trapped in her hair and a dazed look on her face.

"You alright Cora?" Emma chuckled out.

"Mrpmh." Cora muttered, her eyes still staring at the sky.

"Was it worth it?" Regina asked with a smug smirk.

Cora finally turned her head and looked to her daughter, offering her a wide smile.

"Oh yeah."