I don't own Naruto Kishimoto does
I'm back with Crystal healer! Yay~ and for those who still read this fan fiction THANK YOU! Will that's get started
It took team 7 an entire week to go back Konoha. The main reason being Sora. That kid would not let of Naruto. When Naruto tried to leave the first time the kid hanged on to his leg for dear life it took the combined force of ten high rank samurais, Kakashi, and Sasuke to get Sora off of Naruto. Then team 7 tried again but his time Sora hugged and won't let go. They tried the same thing has last time but failed horrible. Sora almost killed all of them and force Sasuke to awake the Sharingan which he was happy about until he got smack in the face by an angry mini-kyuubi and was knockout. Kaito being the smart samurai did not do anything and watch the chaos happen, laughing at their misery. "Oi samurai, stop laughing and help us!" Sasuke shouted at the laughing samurai "your suppose to be their strongest samurai! Help!"
"Haha fine duck butt" Kaito left the room than came back with a fox pushy toy "here you go Sora" Sora immediately let go of Naruto and ran to the toy. "Momma, momma" he said while spinning the toy in the air.
"You have anything to say duck butt?"
"...I hate you..." smack "whatt?!"
"Be nice teme" and let's how team 7 arrived at konoha a week late.
The hokage tower
Hiruzen Sarutobi was having great. The village was safe, everyone was happy, the new ich ic book was being released and most importantly Jiraiya was peeking. Yes it was a great day. Nothing could ruin the moment of happy. "OLD MAN WHEN I FIND YOU YOUR A DEAD MAN!" Naruto roared for all the world to hear. 'Oh shit' Hiruzen stared at the window in his office deciding if he should make an escape but was too late when he saw his poor door being demolished into tiny pieces by a piss of Naruto. "Old man~" he said in a sweet deadly tone. "Ummm yeah" Hirzen said nervously eyeing the window.
"You give us a mission that contained two s rank ninjas and a creepy pedo-snake sannin" Naruto started
"What WAIT!" Hiruzen shouted
"SHUT UP"
"..." Hiruzen gulped in fear
"All for a HI! A FUCKING HI! We could of died out there FOR A FREAKING HI! EXPLAIN YOUR SELF!" Naruto finished creaking his fists and walking towards the scared hokage.
WITH TEAM 7
Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura were sipping their tea calmly. After returning from their mission Naruto asked his sensei if he can talk with the hokage in a very dangerous tone. Feel terrifying Kakashi said yes and watch has his mini-Tsunade skip happily towards the hokage tower. "I feel sad for the hokage" Sakura finally said breaking the silence. "Will he does deserve it" Sasuke voice out. He was just happy that someone else was getting the betting instead of him. 'Suffer old man, suffer' he chuckled darkly. Kakashi eyed his black monkey and shake his head in amusement. His monkeys were sometimes amusing. They suddenly heard a "AAAAAHHHHHHHAA" coming out of the hokage tower. They just sip their tea in silence.
WITH JIRAIYA
Jiraiya was currently "researching" when he felt a shiver down his spine. 'My pervert sense are tingly' he thought 'one of my fellow pervert brothers is suffering a major betting' then he heard a "AAAAHHHHHHH!"
BACK AT TOWER
Naruto was healing a now deformed hokage when he felt he was done he left the old man skipping happily."I hate my this job" Hiruzen mouth out.
WITH NARUTO
Naruto was still skipping to his favorite stand: the raman stand! Where he can eat all you can eat raman! Sitting down he did not notice the box that was following him. Until he started eating his raman and saw it moved. Sighing Naruto said uninterested "Konohamaru rocks aren't rectangle" Just like he expected the rock evolved into three kids. "That's clover of you Naruto-nee-san" said the kid now identified as Konohamaru Sarutobi the grandson of the hokage. And his two friends. "It's Naruto-nii-san Maru I'm a boy" Naruto told the boy than went back to his raman. "But you don't look like a boy" Konohamaru stated pointing a finger at Naruto. Rolling his eyes Naruto eyed the boy "soo how does a boy look like?" He asked the hokage's grandson. Konohamaru thought for a moment and replied "they most have a muscular figure and look good without shirt and...they most be strong to protect the one they love"
"So your saying because I have a feminine body, not a muscular one and I don't take off my shirt I'm considered a girl in your eyes?" Naruto asked getting a nodded from the boy. "So does this mean that Sakura a boy?"
"Of course Naruto-nee-san"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Roared a voice Konohamaru turned around and sure enough saw a piss off cherry blossom. "Ne-nee-san!?"
"You brought it upon yourselves" Konohamaru sprinted for his life.
Done! Please let me know if you like it. Review and excuse my grammar I'm still looking for a beta! If you want the job just tell me I'll be happy to give you!