Disclaimer : I do not own Bleach, nor do I own Pokémon.

Bleachimon Chapter 9: Woops! Where Did That Come From?

So Ichigo, Rukia, and Kon found themselves in the nearby forest.

They were walking along when Ichigo noticed something shaking in the tall grass.

Ichigo went over to investigate and suddenly a mysterious animal came out and breathed fire on him!

"What the!? What the heck is that!?" yelled Ichigo as even more strange animals came out of the grass.

Pretty soon the three of them were surrounded by all kinds of crazy animals they didn't even know existed!

But, never the less, since there was no visible way out Ichigo layed face-down on the ground, and cried.

Rukia started rocking on the ground repeating "I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place..."

As for Kon, well, he just passed out.

With Ichigo crying, Rukia in crazy town, and Kon passed out, it was complete chaos.

Suddenly Ichigo stopped crying (because he had run out of tears) and decided that the only way to get out alive was to fight.

So Ichigo slapped Rukia silly until she was sane, and poured a bucket of ice cold water on Kon.

They were ready to fight in seconds.

So Ichigo fought with his sword, Rukia fought with her magic, and Kon, well, he tried his best.

Pretty soon the strange monsters were gone, and the three of them (even Kon) felt stronger.

As Ichigo and the others were walking Ichigo "accidently" breathed fire.

"Woops! Where did that come from?"said Ichigo who couldn't believe what had just happened.

"Did you just breathe fire!? asked Rukia, thinking that she had finally lost it.

"I guess I did!" said Ichigo who started to think it was pretty cool.

They continued walking when water gushed out of Rukia's mouth.

"How come you both have powers!? It's not fair!" shouted Kon who was throwing a tantrum.

"Knock it off will you!? You can be immature all you want when you not around me, but when you are... shut up!" yelled Rukia so in Kon's ear so loud he heard ringing.

Soon after Kon stopped throwing a tantrum, two vines grew out of his paws.

"Aw what!? Of all the powers in the world, I get plant powers!?" complained Kon.

"Shut up! you wanted powers, now you have them; so be grateful for a change!" shouted Rukia.

"What am I supposed to do, grow at the enemy!? complained Kon even more.

"Kon, just shut up." said Ichigo.

Just then, three more strange animals leaped out of the grass.

"How can so many of these things fit in this tiny patch of grass!?" shouted Ichigo, which only seemed to attract more of the animals.

So Ichigo and the others fought as hard as they could using their new powers.

Eventually, the monsters went away, and the three of them continued walking as, once again, they felt stronger.

Meanwhile...

"Oh sweet, sweet fufillment! So many c-c-c-coffee cups! It's paradise!" yelled Huey as he turned on the television at his tower to see what was on.

We're live at the scene of the crime where yet another burglary has taken place.

Once again the only thing the infamous coffee cup thief has stolen is coffee cups.

Now we'll have a word with the owner of this diner, who apparently was the victi-

"It's a re-run." said Huey as he turned off the TV.

"Wait a minute... did he say coffee cups!?" said Huey as he bolted back to turn on the TV.

And there you have it. The infamous coffee cup thief has robbed even more victims of their coffee cups.

Now back to you, Ted.

Huey turned off the TV and realized something; "I have to find this thief so I can get more coffee cups!" yelled Huey.

So Huey once again set off to the big city; in search of the coffee cup thief.

Huey walked over to the diner where he heard the thief had stolen the coffee cups like a sick mug hoarder.

Huey said "Hello do you know where the cof-"

But was interrupted by the owner who screamed "It's him! It's the coffee cup thief!"

"Where!?" screamed Huey.

Huey was looking all over for where the coffee cup thief was, but couldn't find him. So he just walked out the door as the owner made a emergency phone call.

Huey saw posters all over the city with his picture on it, but he couldn't find where the coffee cup thief was!

"Where could he possibly be? How in the world am I supposed to get more coffee cups!?" said Huey.

So, realizing that the coffee cup thief was too hard to find, Huey decided to just get coffee cups elsewhere.

Huey looked around for a new source of coffee cups, and saw a hotel with a sign that said

Complementary breakfast included! Now with coffee cups!

Huey's eyes widened like he was in at heaven.

So Huey burst into the hotel which, oddly enough, it was breakfast hours.

"Oh god, give me the coffee cups!" screamed Huey as he randomly grabbed peoples' coffee cups.

After Huey had dumped all of the coffee on the carpet (well, he couldn't just take coffee cups with coffee in them, could he?), chased off the hotel guests, and turned over some of the furniture, he burst into the kitchen.

Huey ranted at the chefs "Look at youselves! You're all a bunch of sick mug hoarders! Now gimme the flippin' coffee cups!"

The chefs, afraid of what Huey would do, instantly handed over all of their coffee cups.

Huey, satisfied with his plunder of cups, went home to his giant coffee cup.

Editor's Notes

I have to say, this chapter was one of my best yet.

Still, my imagination meter is pretty close to "E".

So send me ideas and suggestions!

Anyways, I thought another one of Huey's misadventures would be hilarious.

I hope you all fell out of your chairs and rolled on the floor laughing.

Now get out there and write me reviews! -CM