A big holla to tffg,faecat, tatanya witwicky and jaacs xxhope001xx
Disclaimer:I don't wanna say it but I gotta .I supergirlprime do not own transformers.(sniff) you happy now?
In the back of the med bay….
Ratchet expelled air out from his vents and blew gently over the med pad. He knew what it would show, the same thing it always showed. but….something was different.
A miniscule blue line was there, small but there. he cursed "pit." and checked again. No it wasn't a trick of the light, that small, almost insignificant blue line was there. "jolt"
He said through hid comm link "get here NOW!"
Sara pov.
The alarm woke me up, but for some insane reason,I didnt mind.I sit up and realise my bed is covered in sparkly sand,"it must be from the matrix."I said to myself. I rummaged through the kitchen and found a plastic ziplock baggie. There was so much sand it filled up half the bag! I label it matrix sand and put it in to the bottom of my suitcase. while putting it away I notice my school binder I take it out and put in on the table "I'll deal with you later" I said to the binder. on the table already are four big containers of superglue.
"and I'll be using you soon enough." I said to the superglue, putting it away into a drawer.
After a nice, long, hot shower I notice that my paper cut was gone and the few other scratches were healed. I guess the sand healed it.
After I got dressed, I went to the kitchen to make breakfast.
I heard a "ding-dong" that was my cell phone, someone sent me a text.
It was sam!
"do u wanna come 2 the cafeteria and have brkfst with us?"
I texted him back "y don't you come 2 my place? I gots waffles!"
"b there in 5"
And less than two minutes later sam, leo, and Michaela came in.
After munching on waffles(I like mine with strawberry jelly and a banana) I randomly started singing the waffle song.
"do you like waffles?"
They all sam and leo replied "yeah,we like waffles"
"do you like pancakes?"
"yeah we like pancakes"
"do you like French toast?"
"yeah we like French toast"
"do do do do do do do,cant wait to get a mouthfull…"
"WAFFLES!" they yelled.
I started another waffle song.
"waffles, belgian and potato waffles, look in front of you now. do you have a waffle? wouldn't you be happier if you did? I'm talking waffles, Belgian and potato waffles. all kinds taste great. oh, yes they do, cuz they are waffles. Invented by ghandi, why not keep several handy? For when you need waffles?whiffle whiffle whaffle whiffable waffles."
Michaela just looked at me and said "you realy love you're waffles don't you?"
"yup" I replied happily.
After the nice breakfast we all headed out. In front f the door was a golf cart with the license plate bthdy gft.
"sweet." I said checking out my new ride.
I sat down in the drivers seat and the others all popped in.
There was no key or keyhole.
"how do you work this thing?"
Said sam" I belive you put hand on the screen that says put hand here"
"oh, my bad"
(remember how I said I notice things other people don't? well to make up for that sometimes I have the talent of not being able to see what is in obviously front of my face)
I put my hand on the screen "welcome sara" says the golf cart "where would you like to go?"
"the rec room?" I answered uncertain.
"destination rec room, we will arrive in two minutes, please buckle up."
Every one in the cart did so and the little car sped down the hallway.
"hey were gonna watch a movie, wanna join us?" asked Michaela
Leo leaned over to sam and whisperd in his ear"watch how she's gonna make us watch a chick flick"
I walked to leo,I put one hand on the side of my head and waggled the other hand in his direction.
"my asshole senses are tingleing"
"nice" said sam
"don't even try to make a comeback leo, cuz its just gonna crash and burn."
I heard a nasely voice somewhere off to the right, I locked eyes with Michaela and she smiled. "lets go harass gah." she said with a smile on her face.
"wouldn't do anything else" I replied.
We saw gallaway yelling at bee ,skidds ,and mudflap for what sounded like ruining his shoes.
I walked behind him and started to imitate and exadurate his moves. He pointed at them, I pointed wildly while silently fake yelling. this went on for three minutes before he realized they were laughing at something. "what is so funny?" he asked while I made funny faces behind his back and fake kicked him. Both mechs were near tr=ears laughing their afts off. I ran over to the couch and sat down just as he turned around. he looked at me. I looked at him. I could tell he was giving himself a mental slap. He turned back and I flipped him off. By now both mecha and the three teens were rolling on the floor tears in their eyes.
I mouthed to mickela that I was going she waved me off and I headed down a random hallway.
About a while down I noticed giant muddy footprints.
I noted the small steps(for an autobot) and he clumps of dirt and sod and was that a piece of a mailbox?
I followed the tracks and they led me to the med bay.
Jolt was at the door keeping a filthy optimus out.
"I'm sorry prime, but ratchet can NOT be interrupted now, besides all you have are a few scratches. all you need is a wash and some rest." he said as he slammed the door in his leaders face.
The prime heaved a mighty sigh.
"hey" I said quietly.
He tensed up, a little startled ,and looked around.
"down here." I waved."sorry,I didn't notice you…down there."
"well I cant fly, and the is no way I'm growing another couple of feet, so down here is where I am staying.
I heard your predicament. How about you sleep while I give you a wash?"
"realy?"
"why not?" I replied "you realy look like you need it."
"I would appriciate that very much" he said.
"no problema senyor"
Walking back to the rec room I notice all the scratches and dents on optimus.
"did you go mud sliding?" I asked him.
"how could you tell?" he asked confused.
"the long streaks of dirt tell me that you were going fast into mud."
He chewed on that for a while and then exclaimed "oh before I forget this is for you."he said handing me a laptop.
There were two thoughts In my head one was:awesome the other one was where was he keeping it?
Thankfully I went with option three: dancing and screaming thank you a thasand times.
"wheel jack linked it to your univerce, it has a long lasting battery and is solar powered."
"I gotta check my fan fiction account"
What is your fan fiction name?"he asked
"oh…. Its smglprme"I said mumblng it.
"what?"
"supgrlprme"I said a little clearer.
"huh?"
"its supergirlprime." I said emmbarestd.
"realy?"asked optimus.
"yes I am a big fan of yours."
"I'm honered."
"you should be scared" I mumbled under my breath
"what was that?"
"nothing." I said quickly.
We arrived at the rec walked over to a corner closet."all the cleaning supplies are in there"
he said turning into a semi truck.
I was getting on to the golf cart to go to my room to change cloths when I noticed leo eating something bright pink,and glowing.
I walked over to him ."what are those?"I asked him.
"energon cubes,want some?"he said thrusting the bowl in my direction.
"sorry I cant eat them… but I will take a few."I saig pocketing a handfull.
"these things are like, indistrucable,I found one in my pocket from a few months ago and it didn't melt!"
After leaving leo and changing into something more suitable for a car wash, I headed back to prime.
The closet had a warm water hose ,lots of soap and sponges.
I set my ipod and started washing.
It was fun… at first.
Then my arms got tired and and my hands got wrinkly. like rasin wrinkly.
I was starting to clean off the front fender when prime made a sound like a laugh and jiggled a bit. note to self:
prime is ticklish on front bumper. This was taking a while he was a lot bigger than I estimated!
I finished with the song follow me by uncle kracker.
Back in my room after taking a long, hot shower, I noticed something was missing. It took a few minutes but I realized it was my big blue school binder! There went my relaxing evening.
I quicky rushed to the rec room and asked michela if she had seen the binder when she came for breakfast(I didn't bother asking the boys.)
She told me she did remember seeing it and she told me she saw the twins carrying it. "I thought you gave it to them" she said.
"where are they now?" I asked through clenched teeth.
"I think they went to their room"said leo butting in (as usual)
I sat down on a lay-z boy chair,and said "revenge is like ice cream both are best served cold .but f& that! Ima gonna get me some revenge tonight!"
"what are you gonna do to them?"asked sam interested.
"remember the superglue I got at wallmart?"
"ooohhhhh."he said.
"did I hear the word revenge?" asked ironhide walking in.
"yes,you did on the twins when they recharge."
"they are recharging now"said ironhide with a smile.
"wait for me here.I have four cans of superglue and glitter."
I rushed to get the items and when I came back I had an idea.
"who wants to watch the original transformers?"
All the teens said yes,ironhide looked puzzled and I explained to him the shows.
They managed to plud my laptop(yay!) into the tv.I went on you tube and clicked on the first episode of G1.
After all three parts I told sam he was based on spike witwicky. "and now you know what they look like ….time for some chibi!" (my inner fan girl was laughing her ass off)
I showed them several chibi-former videos.
They all locked realy confused and by the time the last one was done they were all staring at me.(I meanwhile was following my inner fangirl and laughing my ass off)
I laughed so hard I got hiccups.
"ok, ok now the prank"
All of us headed to the twins room, ironhide opened the door, and we all stepped back from the digusting smell.
"I'm going in" I said holding my nose.
They all helped me and within 10 minutes we had glued their left cervos (hand) to their nuts.
I also super glued chunks of sparkles on their backs and arms.
We found my binder in skids hand.
I was slightly grossed out.
By this time it was 9:30 p.m.
I said good night to everyone including a recharging prime I had dinner( finally!) read my books for 10 minutes and fell asleep with a smile on my face.
Sara: sssooooo my logon name is your name?
Supergirlprime: yup.
Sara:what was that thing in the med bay?
Supergirlprime: you shall find out next chapter.
mwaaa ha ha ha ha!
Sara: work on the evil laugh.
Supergirlprime: yeah, as soon as you work on your homework!
Sara: tu shay.