Naruto sleepover

Yeah an update! Let's do this fools!

I do not own Naruto

Written by Ghostsammeo

Boy's room

"Careful...ooh... careful!" Naruto hissed as Shikamaru edged the bucket of collected default dish closer and closer under Hinata's nose.

"Saying careful at me isn't going to make me anymore careful then I am!" Shikamaru whispered back angrily.

The boys had planned that to wake Hinata up they had to use the default dish as a smelling salt, Shikamaru was beaten in a rock paper scissors match (Which was a drag anyway so there) so he was chosen for the job of placing the bucket under Hinata's nose.

"She's not waking up," Shika whispered to the boy's when the bucket was under her nose for a few seconds.

"Dab some on her nostrils to give her a real smell of the default dish," Kiba whispered.

"Well you can if you want to, I'm not touching the default dish," Shikamaru whispered to Kiba.

"Why are we whispering?" Kankuro whispered.

"No way! Let Neji do it, he's her cousin," Kiba pointed to Neji who was sitting on a chair reading a book.

He glanced up, "It doesn't matter if she was my cousin or not, you just don't want to do it because you don't want to touch the default dish goo. Well I don't want to either and don't see why I should," Neji decided assertively.

"Well then who's going to do it?" Kiba looked to the boys who shook their heads and looked away in order not to make eye contact.

"I'll do it!" Sasuke stood up heroically.

"Yes well done Sas..."

"Actually no I don't wanna," Sasuke interrupted his praises and sat down quickly.

"What? Why?" Naruto demanded.

"And I thought you were awesome," Choji shook his head.

"You did?" Sasuke asked in pleasant surprise.

And I was under the assumption all the boys hated my guts for being so much prettier than them... no handsomer I meant handsome! thought Sasuke.

"No, I was just trying to make you feel special," Choji admitted.

"Why won't you do it Sasuke, you had all our hopes up!" whined Kiba.

"Cause it's all icky and stuff... and I forgot I had a major gag factor," Sasuke told them.

"... What did those girl's do to you?" Kiba eventually asked.

"Look we don't have to wake her up by putting puke and mashed up food under her nose we can..." Shikamaru began.

"Hey I..."

Hinata sat up, the bucket flew forwards... SPLAT! Hinata was covered in the default dish.

The boys froze as the goo slopped over her face; her features were covered and could not be seen.

"If we all hide now she won't know it was us!" Kiba said and dived to hide under the bed.

"Too late, this is my hiding place, now, what was I going to say? oh yeah! 'Eff off," Naruto said from under the bed as Kiba tried to climb under.

"Make room whiskers," Kiba snarled and pushed Naruto to the side so he could fit under.

"My pleasure fangs," Naruto smirked.

"That's not as good as my dis," Kiba hissed.

"Was,"

"Wasn't,"

"Was,"

"Err... hello? What's going on?" Hinata's tiny voice questioned.

Shikamaru, Choji, Sasuke, Kankuro and Neji where still all frozen.

"Say something, say something," The boys mouthed at Neji.

"Oh, err yes... hello there cousin... what's wrong?" Neji asked awkwardly.

"My head hurts... and everything's all black... and there's water on my face," Hinata said.

"Nonsense... there's no water on your face; maybe puke and stuff...I mean no not that, there's nothing... erm... how about I bring you back to the girl's room," Neji spluttered.

"Wait... where am I? And what's that smell?" Hinata asked suspiciously.

"Would you look at that; the smelling salt idea worked," Kiba laughed.

"Kiba?" Hinata said once she heard his voice.

"Talk to me," Kiba said from under the bed.

"Where? Where are you Kiba? And where are you Neji," Hinata muttered, her hands wiped away a bit of the running goo but not enough to give her vision.

"Why I'm floating by the window this very instant, while you were un-conscious we all turned into flying vampires," Kiba lied.

Neji gave him his death glare.

"I was un-conscious? I remember, I fainted!" Hinata began to realise.

"Yes and that's when the vampire lord came and..." Kiba began.

"I think its best I brought you back to your room," Neji decided, standing up and dragging Hinata to the door.

Girl's room

The door slammed open, Neji was there, linking arms with Hinata, covered head to toe in food and sick.

"Neji made friends with a sea monster," Ino teased when they appeared at the door. "Your weird Neji,"

"Good lord what have you done to Gaara!" Neji gasped when he saw Gaara, covered in foundation and other sorts of make-up.

Gaara waved shyly.

"Wait is that Hinata?" Temari suddenly said as she squinted to look at the figure beside Neji instead of anyone answering him.

"She smells like all my male team-members after training, what the hell did you do?" asked Tenten.

"I am one of your team members, and I'm right here," Neji said, offended.

"I know, it wouldn't have been as funny if you weren't there," Tenten shrugged.

"What's going on? What's wrong with me?" mumbled Hinata.

"Nothing, the girls in this room are just being very rude, come on Gaara, we're leaving," Neji decided after placing the faceless Hinata on a bed.

"Can I not take the make-up off first?" Gaara whined.

"No... You look fine," Neji marched Gaara out.

"...thanks... you look nice too," Gaara mumbled as they left.

"What?"

"Nothing,"

The end of chapter 10