Potions Surprise!
Author: xhanachanx
Disclaimer: I don't own harry potter!! Get the fuckin point!!
Seriously!
Summary: I have to get off the comp. VERY soon so I am too lazy! Ok? Ok!
Dumbledore was running through the corridors of Hogwarts naked yelling
'oh dobbykins...where are you my baby!?!?'
than all the sudden he heard Snape singing, Dumbledore sniggered and waved his wand than a tape recorder popped out of no where.
While recording Snape Dumbledore realized he was supposed to be finding his sexy Dobby.....Than Dumbledore continued running naked with his EXTREAMLY WRINKLY –cough- dangling (a/n: sorry bout that)
Harry was walking in the corridors innocently when all the sudden he saw this nasty sight.
'OH MY FUCKING EYES O GOD MY "VIRGIN" EYES!! AGHHHHHHHHHH' Screamed Harry covering his eyes with his robe.
'Just PLEASE forget that...anyways i doubt your even a virgin considering how your sigh so sexy....OMG did I just say that?!?!? OH im so sorry Dobbykins....anyways like I said just please try to forget that!' Dumbledore said with his eyes twinkling.
'you have no idea ho hard I'm trying to' mumbled Harry under his breath while gagging in the corner.
'dobbbbbbyyyyy! My little sexy beast!!!where are you?!?!?!' Yelled Dumbledore.
A/n anyways I g2g before my mom slices my head off...bye!