A/N - Dunna dunna dunna dunna JOKACHEL SMEX! Miss Dawes is gonna get DOWN with the CLOWN! BWUAHAHAHAAA Good GRIEF, this has got to be the shortest time it's ever taken me to write a love scene, but that's probably because you guys are SO amazing and always give me such inspiration. :) Since I know sex bothers some people, I've decided to edit this and give you a link to the full version on AFF. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review this chapter here, though, because I honestly feel more proud of myself when I see the reviews rack up on this account, not on there. Thanks! :)
CH 10: Giving In
A crash of thunder sounded from outside Rachel's apartment window, but she paid it little mind as she continued to gaze up into the Joker's smoldering eyes. They were both considerably darkened by lust, and the way he drank in her curves as he stroked her with his knife made her shiver. How could she be so hopelessly repulsed and attracted to this man at the same time? It just didn't make any sense!
As another exceptionally loud burst of thunder crashed overhead, the Joker suddenly leaned in toward her face before purring, "Have I made you wet, Miss Dawes? Do you want me inside you?"
Swallowing, Rachel opted to shake her head 'no', but suddenly found that she could no longer move, her shallow breathing turning into soft pants as the Joker ran his hand longingly up her bare thigh.
"What's the matter, clown got your tongue?" he gibed. "Normally you're so feisty, but now it's almost as if you don't want me..." Removing his hand from the hem of Rachel's skirt, he grinned when she gave a whine of protest and seized him by the wrist. "You're right" he agreed, "we shouldn't be doing things this way...give me your belt."
"W-what?"
"Just do it!"
Fearfully obliging, Rachel removed the belt from her skirt and watched on as the Joker began to bind her ankle to one of the bed posts, her eyes widening as he then took off his own belt and proceeded to tie her to the other post.
When the task was complete, the Joker gave a whoop of a laugh before hopping back onto the bed and straddling Rachel's waist, his knife twirling in between his fingers as he decided, "Y'know, I'm really beginning to grow tired of this whole clothes thing...I think the Garden of Eden look would suit you much better."
Feeling her cheeks grow hot, Rachel moved to argue when he suddenly took his blade and tore her blouse completely asunder. Positively livid, she grabbed him by the shoulders and hissed, "You ruined my favorite bra and blouse, you moron!"
The Joker giggled. "Not from where I'm standing, I didn't; if anything, it's an improvement."
Before Rachel could strike him for his impertinence, the Joker gave a growl and licked at her quivering lips, his tongue plundering her mouth as she moaned into their heated kiss and arched her back. Feeling her hardened nipples brush against his chest, the Joker lewdly panted like a dog and nipped at her svelte bosoms.
Although Rachel normally would've been appalled by this sort of behavior, the delicious sensation of his solid form atop her own made her melt against her pillow. Fisting his hair in between her fingers, she lost herself amidst the intoxication of his tongue and lips as he took a breast into his mouth and licked the bud. With a deft tug at her blouse, he tore it off her slender shoulders and threw it to the floor, a lecherous grin curling upon his lips as he unsheathed his knife and slowly traced it along her nipples. The chilled sensation of the metal against her bosoms made Rachel shiver, her hands gripping at his biceps as he formed a shallow cut in between the narrow valley of her breasts.
Closing her eyes, Rachel gasped as the Joker greedily lapped at the blood from her wound, his rock-hard arousal grinding against her pelvis as he traced the knife slowly down past her navel and toward her skirt.
(Aaaaaand CUT! Sorry, but shortly after this, it gets kinda...er...kinky, so yeah, I thought I'd be nice and give you a reprieve. :) Please remember to review my story HERE though, please! If you review me on AFF, I shall hunt you down and do the magic pencil trick on your head! Hahaha, j/k, but I really would prefer you reviewed me on here. ;) Here's the link, my lovelies (just take the spaces out, and it should come right up)! h t t p : / / m o v i e s . a d u l t f a n f i c t i o n . n e t / s t o r y . p h p ? n o 6 0 0 0 9 2 0 9 0 & c h a p t e r 1 0 (Ok, so some people are telling me this isn't working, so do this - go to adultfanfictiondotnet (there's really a period in there, but it won't show up unless I put the word dot in there) but anywhos, go to movies, 1-F, Batman, and voila, it's right there. Yay! lol)
--continued here, because now it's fairly tame--
Rachel could feel the pressure furiously building up inside her lower belly, a blinding white light beginning to form behind her eyelids as the Joker moved harder and harder within her. Panting against his lips, she gripped at the sheets and released a scream as he vigorously rode her, her back arching as she snapped and spasmodically contracted about her lover's firm arousal.
With an animalistic growl in Rachel's ear, the Joker came soon after in a burst of liquid fire, his teeth and tongue making their mark upon the heated flesh of her neck as they both drifted down from their post-coital bliss.
Rachel had the strongest desire to wrap her legs about the Joker's hips to keep him locked firmly inside her, but her ankle restraints unfortunately prevented her from doing so. When he finally withdrew from her ever-lasting warmth, she gave a cry at the sudden loss of contact. Seizing the Joker by the hand so he wouldn't leave, Rachel pulled him in for a gentle kiss as she ran her fingers along one of his scars. It was surprisingly soft for being such a large and puffy laceration, but before she could touch the other one, the Joker gave a growl and roughly pushed her away.
"I-I'm sorry" Rachel stammered, "I didn't mean..."
"What, you didn't mean to touch my scars?" he venemously retorted. "After all, they're just so small that you'd naturally miss them, right?"
Rachel scowled. "But I'm not afraid of you or them any longer...doesn't that mean anything to you?"
"Not unless it means I get fifty percent off at Hooters" the Joker grumbled, his eyes rolling skyward as he began to re-clothe himself. "I swear, you women these days are just so needy...it's like men can't have sex the old-fashioned way, anymore. Did you actually think we were going to cuddle up and pick out a new color for the drapes?"
Rachel grunted. "No, you smart-ass, but I thought we could at least talk for a little while..."
"Well sure, why didn't I think of that? It's not like I have anything better to do" the Joker dryly remarked. Now searching about in his blazer pocket, he disinterestedly sustained, "Alright, I'll start: my name is the Joker and I enjoy long walks, nude beaches, cute little puppies, and smooth jazz. My turn-off's are kids, foot long hot dogs, and women with attitude, and now that I've slept with you, I've secretly but now not-so-secretly decided to come out of the closet. Thanks for being my little 'spatula', beautiful, 'cause ya clearly flip all the men to being gay...just look at Dent!"
If Rachel could've emoted what she was currently feeling at that moment, she would've been frothing at the mouth. Lunging toward him in retaliation, she gave a cry when the Joker suddenly slapped a pair of handcuffs on her wrist and secured her to the headboard.
"W-what are you doing?" she fearfully demanded. "I thought we were done...?"
Grinning, the Joker glanced down at his watch before returning, "It's getting late, sweetcakes, so I've gotta go blow something up. I haven't done that in a couple hours, so I'm starting to get the shakes."
"What!? You can't just leave me here like this!" Rachel shrieked.
The Joker appeared as if he were seriously pondering her predicament, his head nodding as he smugly agreed, "Yes, yes, you're right, what was I thinking?"
Watching him approach her with hope shining in her eyes, Rachel practically screamed with indignation the moment he covered her up with her sheets.
"Wouldn't want anyone to come in and see you naked" he cheekily explained. Leaning down and growling against her lips, he licked her quivering mouth before patting her cheek and turning in order to leave.
Positively livid, Rachel began frantically tugging at her restraints as she shouted, "You sneaky son of a bitch, I swear to God I'll get you for this!"
"And I look forward to it" the Joker giddily returned. "Oh, and I almost forgot..." Reaching inside his breast pocket, he took out the key to her handcuffs and tossed it toward the other side of the room. "There ya go" he cooed, "I would've been a real jerk if I just left ya behind empty-handed...mama always taught me that I should be a giver, not a taker."
As he left the room cackling, Rachel sank back against her pillow as she wondered how on earth she was going to explain her absence at work the next morning.
A/N - Soooo, how was that? -coughs- Good, bad, in between? Jokachel smexy beyond belief? BWUAHAHAHAAA Oh, MAN, I had way too much fun with this...clown smex FTW!
Btw, as soon as TDK comes out on video, I DEFINITELY plan on making some Jokachel youtube vids, as well as regular ones for the movie. I've got several ideas on how I can make it look like they were genuinely attracted to one another, because I am ALWAYS making vids on couples that were (alas) never actually a couple. It's my specialty, hehehe. ;) But yeah, I was listening to the oh-so-lovely song "Love Song for a Vampire" today, and I thought how much it REALLY fits the whole Harvey x Rachel x Bruce x Joker dynamic, and how I should probably make it into a vid. I mean, just listen to (or rather LOOK at, heh) these lyrics
Once I (Harvey and/or Bruce) had the rarest rose (Rachel) that ever deemed to bloom
Cruel winter (the Joker) chilled the bud, and stole my flower too soon
Oh loneliness, oh hopeless, to search the ends of time
For there is in all the world no greater love than mine
If you've never heard that song, you SHOULD! It's b-E-eaut-ee-ful! :-P I actually made a vid to it on Dark Shadows (oh em gee, Johnny Depp is making that into a movie and I am SO effing excited! He's going to be vampire, Barnabas Collins! SQUEEEE!), so yeah, if you'd like to see it to know wtf I'm talking about, here's the link h t t p : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v p l 5 t w 7 h r 0 U (If this doesn't work, look up KendraLuehr or Love Song for a Vampire Revival Barnabas Josette)
And a HUMUNGO thank you to all the lovely reviewers who've said they'll draw me a pic of Jokachel! I WUV YOOOOU! :-D -becomes starry-eyed- So yeah, someone said they'd draw me the scene where the Joker pins Rachel to her dresser, and another reviewer said they'd draw me the Joker licking Rachel. Oh em gee, HAAAAAWT.
INDIVIDUAL THANK YOU'S
The Magic Trick - Oh ho ho hoooo, just you wait until the next morning...this is gonna be fun! XD -hands you a rag to clean up the pee in your pants- LMAO But yes, I'll admit the whole cut was a shameless ploy to get the Joker's shirt off (seriously, I HATE the tedious nature of undressing the characters during love scenes! Why do people wear so many freaking LAYERS!? lol), so I may or may not say what happened to him...might as well so there's no plothole. :)
jokerluvr - LOL! Hahaha, well...er...yeah, I'll admit I enjoy writing it, but I still feel dirty. I think it's because I have way more readers than I'm used to, and it's like "Oh em gee, they probably think I'm a skank-a-rank with a thing for a demented CLOWN!" lol Oh well, hopefully you liked it. ;)
Sabriel - Omg, is that some innuendo I detect? ;) BWUAHAHAHAAAA And yes, me too! I ADORE psychology, so it's no wonder why I LOVE the Joker. -hugs him, but then runs away when he tries to play knifey- lol
Ceres - Aww, well thank you very much! :) I'm glad I'm not boring anyone...YET. ;) And yes, poor Brucey and Harvey have been forgotten, but can ya really blame Rachel? Mwuahahaaa
Sarah I - Hahaha, well I'm glad the Jokachel ship turns ya on, 'cause it lights my fire too, whoop whoop! ;) LOL! But god, I know what you mean...reading about murdering psychopaths has never been so much fun. :-P
howsentimental - Awww, well thanks! And I second that "phroawr"! ;0D