Previously, on Dragon Ball: Seriverse...
One Metal Cooler flew up to Cell and took Frieza's signature stance. "The Cell Games are open to anyone, are they not? We will be entering as well." It explained.
Cell smirked at this. "Very well. Welcome to the Cell Games!" The Bio-Android welcomed, before smashing his fist through the mechanical Icegen and ripping him in half.
[That wormhole! It's something like a tunnel through space and time. The Metal Coolers went through it in order to compete in the Cell Games. You have to destroy them!] Trunks said.
"There's too many! They just keep coming!" Seri shouted, using Evil Explosion to destroy one while dispatching two more with a Death Slicer, but 3 more then swarmed her. They eventually managed to knock her to the ground, all rushing in a ki blast in one of their palms, readying for a deadly attack. Seri braced for a painful attack, but then...
"Puddin Pop!" A familiar voice rang out, a familiar blue ball of energy flying out and obliterating the three Metal Coolers, before Puddin dropped down beside Seri and offered her a hand. "We thought you could use some help." She said.
"Not to sound ungrateful, but we might need a bit more help." Seri said, hitting another Metal Cooler going after Yamcha with a Demonic Impact Bolt.
"Everyone else is on the other side of the wormhole. Let's go!" Puddin said, blasting the final Metal Cooler on their side of the wormhole with a giant explosive ki blast, before the two rushed to the other side.
There, the two saw a line of their friends in a stand off with 6 Metal Coolers, with many more fast approaching from the distance. The two landed in a small gap in the line their friends made, looking at those who stood beside them. Some faces, like Enzyme and Noelle were expected, but others such as Evelyn, Roota and even Puddin's sister Flanny were a surprise. (take your time and look back if you have to if you don't remember Evelyn and Roota. If you don't know who Flanny is, A: Shame on you, B: Google it)
"OMG! Lil' sis is here!" Puddin said happily, hugging Flanny, who glared even more than she already was.
"Fuck off." She said simply, to which Puddin drooped down in sadness, before dejectedly dragging her feet as she moved back to Seri's side.
"You could've been a little nicer than that." Noelle said to Flanny.
"Maybe if she gave me some breathing room." She said.
"Hey, Flanny! What made you actually step out and join the fight today? You usually just stay in your room and watch Naruto." Seri asked.
The dark bluish-gray Majin sighed at this. "Dad made me come out here and help. It was either that or I'd have to pay my own part of the rent this month." She explained.
"Still nice to see you. Hope you don't burst into flames from the sun." Seri teased.
"I'm not a vampire, brat." She snapped, but smiled a little. Her god-sister was just slightly less irritating than her actual sister.
But two figures there were unknown to the group: the first being a decently tall, medium-built, barefooted man with long, shaggy dark brown hair and a small, triangular beard, wearing jeans and Gogeta's fusion vest and pink gloves with a gun holstered on his right side, the Power Pole on his back and sharp-looking shades covering his eyes. "No way, could it be?! Our fathers said they knew him, but I always thought he was just a legend..." Seri said in awe.
"Yeah, but it has to be. The legendary fusion warrior..." Puddin started, but before she could say the warriors name, he did it himself.
"WE! ARE! LIRRRAN! WE'VE COME TO STOP YOU, METAL COOLER!" He roared.
The next was a girl about Puddin's size (3rd tallest, medium build) with long magenta hair (type 31) and dark purple eyes (type 5 eyes, type 66 pupils), wearing an equally dark purple vest loosely hanging on her shoulders, over a black tube top that exposed most of her chest and scarred, yet muscular midriff, incredibly tight, torn up dark purple shorts with a lavender waistband, dark purple ninja gloves with black wrist ties and dark purple battle suit boots with lavender toes and black undersides. "And you are?" Enzyme asked.
"Name's Lila. Erika saved me once, said I owed her a favor. Now she's cashing it in, so I'm here." She explained.
"Most amusing. A rag-tag collection of monkeys, puny earthlings, living spit-out bubblegum, a simple Namekian and a traitor who needs to learn his place!"
One of the Metal Cooler's said, looking down the line of heroes until his gaze fell upon Noelle.
"Says the living sex doll." Noelle countered.
"Burn." Flanny, Enzyme, Evelyn and Lila said together.
"OOHH, BURN!" Puddin, Roota, Lirran and Seri cheered together.
"How dare you speak to me with such insolence! You shall be the first to die!" The speaking Metal Cooler snapped while the others all growled and glared furiously, before they all rushed in.
Background Music: "Panzerkampf" by Sabaton (this is a long one, so maybe have a second song ready)
Roota rushed in first, receiving a left hook from the front Metal Cooler while several others rushed forward at the others. The punch turned Roota back towards the way he came, but cleverly using his momentum to bring his back leg up and keep turning until he landed a spinning rear kick to the Metal Cooler's head, finishing his 360 to face the now-dazed robot, rushing forward and delivering a powerful combo, finishing it with an Dynamite Kick. "MegaSuperUltraHyperAlphaWhatever!" He roared as he delivered the final kick, breaking the robot into pieces. "Oh, yeah! I'm super good!" He boasted. Sadly, that allowed two more Metal Coolers to rush him and string together a devastating combo, before he managed to stop them with a Fake Blast, blinding them and giving him enough time to charge an ultimate. "Makazapolopolis!" He mispronounced the Special Beam Cannon, but still fired the beam and reduced the two robots to scraps, which piled on top of the one he previously killed. "Oh, yeah! Seri, check it out! 3 already!" He said, looking to my daughter, but was shocked to see the pile of bodies she had, counting at least 15.
"Not bad." She said simply, walking towards the nearest Metal Cooler she could find.
Meanwhile with Noelle, he's currently fighting 5 Metal Coolers at once. They shoot him with Death Beams, but he manages to evade them. He counters by shooting a breath of ice at them, freezing four of them at once. However, one survives and shoots a large Ki blast at Noelle. The Frost Demon dodges it, causing the attack to hit Roota instead.
"Whoops. Sorry," Noelle says with a hint of sarcasm in his voice and a small smirk on his face. He immediately destroys the Metal Coolers and the four frozen ones with a Kamehameha. "Huh. I believe that's 15 down already for me, why should I keep score? This is an important mission after all." The Frost Demon flies off to fight more Metal Coolers.
Seri managed a perfect guard against the Metal Cooler, then tore him apart with Demon Shredder. Another tried to attack her from behind, but she did a Z-vanish, reappearing behind him and landing several powerful hits before she destroyed it with a Demonic Impact Bolt. Soon, at least another 15 was in front of her. She felt something press up against her back and looking over her shoulder, it was Noelle, who had 15 Metal Coolers after him as well, the two groups combining and adjusting their positions to now completely surround the two in a dome of 30 Metal Coolers. "Well, this is a bit of a tight spot." She said.
"Tell me about it. These things are relentless. Destroy one, and more will replace it." Noelle responded.
The two began knocking the robots aside or delivering the occasional kick to destroy one when there was enough of an opening, but eventually, more and more Metal Coolers showed up to the point those openings were nonexistent and the two were swarmed until the mechanized Frost Demons completely covered them. But then, beams of light shot out from between the Metal Coolers as an enormous ki appeared beneath them, blasting them all away to reveal Seri in her Demo-Saiyan form and Noelle in his 5th form... who then delivered a sudden punch that sent Seri flying, much like Hulk did to Thor in The Avengers. "Hey! What was that for!?" She demanded.
"That was for calling me an idiot," "Noelle" answered. "Now get up. More of them are arriving." He said, rushing at them. Two Metal Coolers flew towards "Noelle", but the Icegen anticipated this and created tekkoi-kagi claws with his Ki. He stabbed one with both claws and ruthlessly ripped it in half. The other tried to flank him from behind, but the Icegen shifted one claw into a Ki blade and bisected the robot. He then shot large Ki blasts at the pieces to keep them from reforming. A horde of Metal Coolers tried to gang up on them, but "Noelle" blinded them with a Solar Flare. Taking this opportunity, he charged up a Black Kamehameha and appeared above the crowd.
"Death from above!" "Noelle" shouted, firing the attack and obliterating the middle. Afterwards, he appeared on the ground and attacked the rest of the Metal Coolers. Using his Ki blades and claws, he hacked and slashed the robots apart into pieces. They tried to use their numbers to their advantage, but the Icegen mowed them down with his superior power level and devastating attacks. Facing 10 final Metal Coolers, he created a Death Ball and threw it at them like a bowling ball to bowling pins. He turned around as the attack hit them, creating an explosion that made the scene right out of an action movie.
"No army of tin cans can defeat me!" The Icegen declared. He fired a Death Beam from each of his fingers at the Metal Coolers. The beams pierced their bodies, causing them to explode.
Enzyme dive-bombed and landed on a Metal Cooler, using him like a surfboard to shoot down several Metal Coolers with eye beams, stomping on the robot to completely destroy it and flying towards several more Coolers, surrounding her wings with ki and doing a 360, turning her wings into ki blades and decapitating the robots, extending her tail and aiming it at them. "Tail Terror Beam!" She announced, firing a beam from it and vaporizing the rest of their bodies. "Heh. That was easy! Is that all you got?!" She demanded, before looking around to see more Metal Coolers had surrounded her. "Oh." She said as they rushed in.
However, before any of them could reach the Bio-Android, they were hit in the chest with royal blue mana kunai, which exploded and destroyed the Metal Cooler they were stuck in. Back on the ground, Flanny tossed another mana kunai while looking at the Metal Coolers who turned their attention to her and began advancing. "It's been a while since I let out my inner Uchiha. Well, now's as good a time as any." She said, rushing forward with insane speeds, stabbing or slashing the Metal Cooler's in front of her with the kunai, stunning all of them and allowing her to turn around after running past all of them and obliterating them with ki blasts. One came up behind her and tried to attack, but she dodged, turning to face the robot and punching it in the stomach, launching it back. A second later, the dent where she punched it let out a glow, before an explosion went off in its stomach and reduced the Metal Cooler to scrap.
"Alright! Great work, sis!" Puddin cheered, holding her hand up for a high five.
"Meh." The younger sister responded, walking away and causing Puddin to deflate a bit.
Lila was taking on a group of Metal Coolers near the large plateau in the middle of the canyon, managing to break apart a good number of Metal Coolers and take several hits. Eventually, however, she was backed up against the plateau with 4 metal coolers right in front of her, 6 more floating not far behind them. She looked panicked at first, before apparently getting an idea. "So can you metal guys get any harder? We're about to find out." She said, lifting her top and flashing them, catching them all off-guard, before pink beams charged up from her nipples. "Boobie Beam!" She announced, firing two powerful beams from her boobs that easily destroyed the Metal Coolers foolish enough to be right in front of her.
"Ohh, that's hot." Puddin said in awe, her mouth agape and she was drooling slightly.
"Ditto." Flanny finally agreed with her sister, in equal amounts of awe and also drooling a bit. (remember, they're omnisexual)
Roota was runing for his life away from a swarm of Metal Coolers, but was tackled and thrown to the ground by one blindsiding him from the left, being beaten by 2 more Metal Coolers, but then long, stretchy arms grabbed them and pulled them back to Evelyn who smashed them together. "Dude, I may have a woman's name, but at least I don't fight like one. Get your act together." The Namekian said, using Mystical Flash to destroy a Metal Cooler coming at him from behind, then using Evil Flight Strike to destroy a group above him.
A Flying Nimbus then flew overhead with Lirran flying on it, knocking away several Metal Coolers in front of him, using his guns to blast a few dozen unsuspecting Metal Coolers focused on other patrollers. "FLY-BY, BITCHES! FEAR THE ALMIGHTY POWER THAT IS THE GUN!" Lirran roared as he blasted another few more Metal Coolers and extended the power pole, swinging it like a bat and taking out 5 more robots rushing him from the front.
Seri was fighting several more Metal Coolers when they suddenly surrounded her, but she smirked at this. "Bad idea, guys." She smirked, using Giant Storm to create a massive area blast and easily destroy all of them.
"Noelle" then landed beside her. "Huh. I'm starting to see why Noelle has taken a liking to you." The Icegen's dark side said.
Seri blushed was shocked at this and tripped over herself a bit making a response. "Oh, y-yeah? I mean, totally! Yeah, I'm... unstoppable!" She said nervously, almost to the point of being incoherent.
"Noelle" gives her an unreadable look. "Yup. It's reciprocal." He said.
"Uh... Yeah, well... I gotta go fight more guys now. Bye!" She said, flying away to take on a larger group ganging up on Flanny.
"Noelle" shook his head and reverted back to 4th form. Noelle, realizing what went down, angrily cursed at his dark half for what he said to Seri.
Everyone was giving it there all, but it was clear that no matter how many of them were defeated, there were many more to replace every one defeated soldier. Soon enough, our heroes began to wear down. Seri was uppercutted into the air and, after destroying the Metal Cooler, she could see the others greatly struggling. A small firing squad of Metal Coolers used their Death Beams to blast Enzyme's left arm off, leaving her looking like Cell after Vegeta's Final Flash. Puddin and Flanny were thrown into each other and were being mercilessly beaten. Roota was struggling not to drown as a Metal Cooler used its foot to keep his head underwater. 3 Metal Coolers had Evelyn against a cliff wall and fired endless death beams at him, betting who would hit his glubok first. Lirran had been grabbed right off the Nimbus and thrown into a plateau. Lila had been thrown face-down on the ground so she couldn't use her Boobie Beams and was now being stomped on and even Noelle, back in his 5th form was tackled by a dozen Metal Coolers and brought to his knees, where two more robots were savagely beating him.
"No... All my friends... They're hurt... They're going to die... I can't... I won't... LET THIS HAPPEN!" Seri screamed, powering up, reaching an all new level of strength for her and a blinding light engulfing everyone. When the light faded, everyone looked to Seri in shock as she was now different. It looked like an even more evolved version of her Demo-Saiyan form: her hair even spikier and sparks of electricity crackling around her, her horns had grown and curved out slightly (Frieza Race Head Type 14) and more parts of her body became demonic: the entirety of her forearms were now demonic, rather than just her hands and wrists, with dozens of half inch spikes now covering her forearms, the same going for her legs, her shins now becoming demonic along with her feet and knees, getting two rows of their own small upward curving spikes, the spikes on her shoulders becoming more hook like, her tail was now thicker and more powerful with 3 menacing spikes sticking out of the end (think: Tigrex tail) and the feathers of her wings were now longer and sharper, looking like they were capable of slicing a person in half.
"Whoa... That's Seri?" Flanny asked, surprised. She had never even seen or heard of Seri's first transformation, so seeing the next step up was even more shocking.
"Another new form!" Puddin said.
"And feel that power. This one makes the last form seem like a joke!" Enzyme said.
"EVEN LIRRAN IS AWESTRUCK!" Lirran shouted.
"Super Saiyan 2? No. Her first transformation wasn't even similar to Super Saiyan. Regardless, I can sense an enormous amount of power coming from her," "Noelle" stated, forming a smirk behind his mask. "She really is something. I can definitely see why you like." The Icegen performed Explosive Wave, repelling the surrounding Metal Coolers away from him. "But she better not think she can leave me in the dust with that new form of hers!"He announced.
"Behold. This is Demo-Saiyan 2. Not even the Big Gete Star will allow you to cheat the death I bring." She said, disappearing and reappearing in front of the Metal Cooler drowning Roota, grabbing its head and easily crushing it, throwing it aside and pulling him out of the water, before teleporting to Puddin and Flanny's sides, swinging her arms and sending the robots attacking them flying, feathers flying off her wings, surrounded by ki, stabbing into them and easily destroying them. "Get up. The battle isn't finished yet." She told her god-sisters, before rushing at another large group of Metal Coolers and using her wings to destroy them, not even bothering to use her hands to fight. She stuck out both middle fingers and pointed them in front of her in a way it looks like she's holding a rifle. "Flip Bird Blast!" She roared and fired a beam from each middle finger, which combined into one larger, more powerful energy blast and exploded a duo of Metal Coolers in front of her.
"You're looking chipper," "Noelle" stated as he shot a Death Beam at a Metal Cooler that was trying to attack her from behind. "Also, Flip Bird Blast? I could've thought up of a better name. Then again, it's better than that Patroller's "Boobie Beam"" He said.
"I don't know, that was epic. I may have to try that sometime." She said.
"Do that and you might give Noelle a nose bleed," the Icegen chuckled.
"Now I DEFINITELY have to do it!"She laughed, before rushing in and slicing 3 Metal Coolers in half with her tail, before destroying them. She smacked away a bunch of robots attacking Evelyn, before creating a power ball and throwing it, inducing the Great Ape transformation in Roota. "Evelyn, we need your giant form. Take Roota and guard the portal." She ordered, shooting down a few eye beams to destroy Metal Coolers heading to the wormhole.
"You got it." He said, growing and getting the Great Ape's attention, getting him to follow him to the wormhole and the two easily stopped any Metal Coolers from getting through. Everyone was now on the defensive, destroying the Metal Coolers with little to no effort. However, they still showed now sign of slowing down.
"Struggle all you want! Eventually, your feeble biological bodies will give out!" A metal Cooler said before Seri's fist went through its head.
End Music
"Don't be too sure!" Trunks shouted, getting various groans of disappointment from the Time Patrollers all at once.
Seri: "OH, COME ON!"
Flanny: "Oh, gods, not him!"
Puddin: "Not again!"
Enzyme: "Dammit, Trunks, Go home!"
Lirran: "LIRRAN DOES NOT APPROVE!"
Roota: "Boo this man!"
"Noelle": "You're not wanted OR needed here!"
Trunks sweatdropped at this, but shook it off. "It's all over for you, Cooler!" He snapped.
"Another fly buzzed in. Do you really think you can hope to defeat us?!" A Metal Cooler demanded.
"I already did!" He announced.
"WHAT?!" Everyone demanded at once.
"Give me some credit. Do you really think I'd dive in here headfirst without a plan?" He asked.
"YES!" Everyone said at once again, to which he face-vaulted.
He got back up however and explained his master plan. "My mom's a brilliant scientist and I've always loved tinkering with machines. I've programmed a self-destruct sequence into the Big Gete Star's main computer! There was only a few moments before all you Metal Coolers were blown to smithereens... but all that time is officially. GONE!" He smirked.
Finally, the mechanical monsters all came to a halt and started sparking and twitching as light began to shoot from their bodies and they started exploding one after another. Then, a Burning attack flies past Giant Evelyn and Great Ape Roota, slamming into the wormhole and destroying it. "That takes care of that." Trunks said as everyone recovered, returned to their base forms and regrouped with him.
"Alright... For once, you did something useful." Flanny admitted.
"Good job, Trunks. You finally get one! Even if it is just one." Puddin congratulated, although that actually seemed to make him deflate more.
"Y-yeah... Thanks. So, Seri. Could you and maybe one or two of the others go check on everyone else, please?" Trunks asked.
"Sure, let's go, guuuuys..." Seri said, turning back to the wormhole, before deadpanning as she remembered Trunks destroyed it, turning to the older Half-Saiyan. "Trunks... How exactly do we get back now if you destroyed the wormhole?" She asked, trying to stay calm, but was clearly seriously annoyed.
"Through the... Oh, yeah... I guess we have to take the long way back." He said, realizing what he did.
"OOOOOHHHH, YOOOOUU FUCKED UUUUPPP!" Roota shouted.
Seri and Puddin reappeared in the wasteland that was once the Cell Games arena, appearing on either side of Gohan as he faced off against Cell at his true Full Power. "Cell!" Gohan snapped.
The Bio-Android simply laughed at this. "Oh, thanks to my Saiyan cells, returning to full health after a near death experience has only made me even more powerful!" He laughed. However, Gohan began chuckling at this. "What's so funny. Have you gone insane or something?" He asked.
"No, that's not it. My own pride killed my father. I'm happy that I can avenge him. That's why... I want to kill you... with my own two hands!" The young boy shouted, rushing in at his opponent.
"Fighting for his father, huh?" Seri said, thinking about me and how I've been MIA for a few weeks now, hoping I was okay. "That's something I can get behind!" She said, rushing in as well.
"I'm with ya!" Puddin agreed, rushing in.
Background Music: "Warrior Inside" by Leader
Seri and Puddin reached Cell first and unleashed a barrage of punches and kicks that Cell just managed to defend against, leaving him open for Gohan to rush in and deliver a flying kick to Cell's face, sending the Bio-Android flying, before he teleported after him and delivered a vicious combo, another powerful kick sending him flying, teleporting after him and sending him to the ground with an overhead slam from both fists. "It's over, Cell! I'm gonna make you pay for every life you've taken! Starting with my father's!" Gohan shouted, rushing in as Cell got back to his feet.
Unfortunately, Cell recovered more than he'd expected, dodging Gohan's next attack and gripping him by the throat with his left hand, putting his right hand to Gohan's stomach and firing several powerful and painful point-blank blasts into Gohan's stomach. "You've gone mad, child! With my perfect power, no one can stop me!" The monster roared, preparing a Special Beam Cannon and prepared to fire that into Gohan's gut.
"Don't be too sure about that!" Seri shouted, rushing in and knocking Cell away with a flying round kick as Puddin caught Gohan and gently shook him to snap him back to consciousness as he started to fade.
"Gohan, start charging all of your energy for a kamehameha! We'll hold him off." Puddin told him.
"It'll take 5 minutes... You think you can hold him back for that long?" He asked.
"I know we can." Seri said. The two rushed in, but without the extra person, actually found it to be quite the challenge holding the android back while Gohan powered up. He managed to backs-step their attempted double roundhouse kick, giving him an opening to use his Gravity Impact to send them both flying. The two fell to the ground and glared up at the Bio-Android. "Damn! He's already stronger than Gohan right now, so there's no way he'll win the beam struggle. And he's still more than fast enough to dodge it. We need a way to slow him down." Ser said.
"I got just the thing. You break his stamina and I'll handle the rest." Puddin said.
"On it!" Seri confirmed, transforming to Demo-Saiyan 2 and rushing in at the monster, now easily able to hold her own against the bio-android, easily blocking or dodging his attacks and landing several powerful attacks of her own, firing a beam from her mouth and hitting him in the face, staggering him and allowing her to deliver a lightning-fast combo, delivering at least 50 solid attacks to the villain's face and torso, before delivering one more knee to his chest to completely knock the wind out of him. "Puddin! He's all yours now!" She called.
"You got it!" Puddin said, teleporting beside the android and delivering a round kick to send him flying. She then surrounded her fist with an immense amount of golden ki, rushing in at Cell as the ki took form around her fist, becoming the head of a giant Meganium while its neck flowed down the rest of Puddin's arm and bayond "PUUUUDDIIIINNNN PUUUUNNNNCHHHH!" She roared.
"MUUUUUUUUR STAAAAAAAAAAKE!" The Meganium roared along with her in a rather derpy voice, before headbutting Cell as Puddin's fist collided with him, the ki Meganium then flying off with Cell going right through it, doing massive damage and even breaking off small bits of the bio-android, such as half of his left wing, the right part of his head crest and a few chips from his shoulders, arms and torso, the monster finally falling to the ground, a football field of distance between him and Gohan.
End Music
Cell struggled to get back to his feet, looking up and seeing Gohan ready to fire his Kamehameha. He knew that if the boy's attack reached him, he was finished, so he readied a Perfect Kamehameha to do battle with Gohan's one-handed version of the Turtle Destruction Wave. The two appeared to be equally matched for a moment, before Gohan let out one final scream of determination, he lunged forward, putting every last bit of his energy behind it, Goku's image appearing behind him and assisting him to overpower Cell, overtaking the monster's blast and engulfing him, obliterating the Bio-android and bringing his reign of terror to an end. Gohan panted heavily, exhausted but pleased with himself, collapsing to the ground.
"He did it." Piccolo said in awe as all the other Z-Fighters flew above him.
"Yes! Yes, I did it!" Yamcha cheered.
"Amazing. He actually pulled it off. He won." Tien said, holding Vegeta over his shoulder.
"Sure. He did it. With some big help from the Puddin Punch!" Puddin boasted, holding up her arm and flexing.
"I'm just trying to figure out what YAMCHA thinks he did to help." Seri giggled as they returned to their time.
Trunks and the others waited for them back in the Time Nest. "Welcome back!" Chronoa said.
"Good work out there. Nice punch, sis." Flanny said.
"Aww, thank you, Flanny!" Puddin said, lunging at her younger sister for a hug, but the smaller majin stretched her arms out to hold her back at a distance.
"Still not a hugger!" She said, trying to keep Puddin back as she noticed her arms slowly retracting as Puddin forced her way forward.
"Aww, look at our girls." Dumplin said proudly as him and Towa looked at their daughters one-sided affection.
"You did good out there, too, Seri." Noelle said.
"Thanks." Seri said with smile towards the Icegen, before Roota pushed him aside.
"Good? She did GREAT out there! Incredible, even! She was the real hero out there!" The Saiyan insisted.
"Jeez, chill out! Puddin was MVP out there and Gohan finished the fight, I just helped where I could. No need to make a big deal about the small stuff." Seri said, rolling her eyes.
"Yeah... Right," Noelle muttered, visibly annoyed from being rudely pushed aside by the Saiyan. His darker half was mentally urging him to kill the little suck up, but the Icegen ignored him.
"Either way, that was a wild ride, wasn't it? I never expected to see a swarm of Cooler's show up." Elder Kai said.
"Nothing but scrap in the end." Enzyme said.
"Well, that scrap nearly got the better of us back there. Things could've gone way worse." Lila said.
"LIRRAN REFUSES TO ACCEPT DEFEAT!" Lirran screamed.
"But everything turned out alright, thanks to Trunks." Elder Kai said.
"Except when he wasted our time having to come back here when he blew up the wormhole. Could've waited until Seri and Puddin went through, THEN blown it up." Evelyn argued.
"Still, I really didn't expect Trunks to be able to pull off a stunt like that." Chronoa said.
"Huh? Hold on a sec. But I thought that was why you sent me in the first place?" Trunks asked.
Chronoa became nervous at this, knowing she was caught, but tried to play it off. "Hmm? O-Oh yeah! I had that all planned out!" She lied as everyone looked at her suspiciously. "Why are you looking at me like that?! Everything turned out fine, didn't it?" She asked.
"Good grief... you don't have it easy, do you?" Elder Kai asked Trunks, who chuckled nervously.
"You know, this is great and all, but shouldn't someone be looking for my dad? You know, both one of and the son of one of the most powerful demons alive, grandson of two gods? The one who saved all of you and all of space and time? He's been missing for a while. Someone should check on that." Seri said worriedly.
"We've been lookin', but we can't find him anywhere." Dumplin said, putting a hand on Towa's side.
"It's like he's disappeared completely from space and time." Towa answered.
Suddenly, the flash of a Time Patroller returning went off and when it faded, someone was laying on the floor. Me. I was covered in scorch marks from ki blasts, as well as dozens of cuts and bruises and even parts of my skeleton exposed, such as the left half of my lower jaw, the upper part of my skull near my right eye, a few ribs visible from the hole in my upper right side and my wings and left foot reduced to bone. "Daddy!" Seri screamed in shock.
"Sai!" Erika and the other adults screamed, hurrying to my side, my Saiyan wife lifting my upper body and holding me close. "My god? What happened to you? I can't remember the last time I saw you this beat torn apart!" Erika said, trying not to cry.
"As soon as I followed Mira... It was a fucking ambush... We thought they only picked out a small handful from history: Turles, Slug and Cooler... But we were wrong. They got an army... Android 13, 14 and 15... Buutenks and Buuhan... Broly and Janemba... Cooler's Armored Squadron... Bojack's crew. Hell, even soldiers from the Red Ribbon Army and the Frieza Force... And some weird Saiyan in a mask. Plus, they've all been amped up. The weakest of them are at least as strong as Cooler in his Final Form. From that first instant I chased after Mira, I was fighting at least 10 people at all times. If they were any stronger, my stamina would've given out and I would've been done for. I was lucky to escape back here when I did. Buuhan was readying a blast that would've finished me if I had been any slower." I said.
"Damn... They've really been busy. And the fact they've managed to gather a small army like that... It's just horrifying." Chronoa said.
"We may be in some real trouble now... We'll need to hit Towa and Mira directly to try and get an upper hand. With them dealt with, we may just be able to deal with the others. They may lose the powers Towa and Mira gave them, maybe even return to their proper places in history!" Elder Kai said.
Seri was horrified as she saw my condition, before becoming furious at the people that did this to me, looking up determinedly. "Then that's what we'll do. The next time they show their faces, I'll rip them off and slice them to bits with a destructo-disc. And that's a promise!" She said darkly, Hellfire coming to her hands.
Roota: A goofy, but well-meaning Saiyan, he does his best to help out where he can in the Time Patrol, but that isn't much help. Recently, his attraction to Seri has pushed him to work harder, but his advances are often met with outright dismissal.
Lirran: The legendary fusion of two mighty and famous heroes, Lirran is a wandering hero, going wherever the wind takes him to find those in need. And to shoot the living hell out of any bad guys he can manage to find.
Lila: A shameless rebel, Lila defies the system and lives her life however she wants, but her heart is in the right place, so she does what she can to protect history. Despite a few scars, she has quite the impressive body, a fact she uses to her advantage as arguably the dirties fighter in Conton City, distracting people with her body, before blasting them with a Boobie Beam, among many other low blow tactics. From getting in so many fights so often, she's even on par with Namekians and some Majins as a tank.
Flanny: Puddin's younger sister. While she can be lazy and anti-social, she is willing to (very rarely) step up and do her part in the Time Patrol. With the power of the Demon God from her father and incredible magic from her mother, she could be one of the most powerful fighters the Time Patrol had to offer... if she ever stops watching Naruto or reading manga to join the fight.
Tetrodos: Based on the Hydra and the Basilisk, Tetrodos is the first Poison legendary, capable of coating the entire world with a poisonous fog with a mere yawn, but it can also create an anti-venom for any other Poison Type Pokemon. It's name is based on Tetrodotoxin: the incredibly potent and deadly poison of the pufferfish and venom of the blue-ringed octopus. I'm throwing you an idea at this point, Pokemon!