G'day Guys!
IM sooooooooo sorry I haven't updated for like a long time, but I got like 2 other stories and its actually quite hard to keep everything up to date kinda thing. Did I tell you all I have 2 NEW STORIES! Yes that is correct and they too are about Bakura and the Pharaoh in some way or another. ANY WAY! Glad you all enjoyed the last chapter, HAPPY NEW YEAR and all dat stuff. In Australia we've had nothing but BUSH FIRES! And frankly I'm getting sick of it...IM moving to england or america.
Any way, MY B DAY IN LIKE 3 DAYS OR SOMETHING! WHOO HOO! 15!
Disclaimer: I Don't own anything…
There's the line…Your jumping it.
Bakura lay on the lounge dramatically as Yami came stamping towards him….again.
"Yes Bakura?" he asked sarcastically rolling his eyes.
Bakura sighed
"Yami, I want a drink, my bones are in great pain! Would you get me a drink?" he asked innocently looking at the Pharaoh's eyes become suspicious
"Bakura your fine, get off you ass and get it..
"OW THE PAIN OH THE AGONY!" Bakura yelled dramatically
Yami stamped his foot and grinded his teeth.
"Fine" he mumbled and disappeared into the kitchen.
Bakura laughed as he sat up and turned the TV on, as soon as he caught sight of Yami he quickly laid down coughing.
"Here" Yami said passing the tomb robber some water.
Bakura gave the clear liquid a funny look.
"Is this what Pharaoh piss looks like?" he asked raising an eyebrow
Yami rolled his eyes
"NO! Its water it's good for you" the former Pharaoh said crossing his arms
Bakura handed Yami the glass back.
"And so is root beer" he said with a smirk
Yami rolled his eyes as he disappeared into the kitchen and moments later came out with a root beer
"TA!" Bakura said snatching it off the Pharaoh and drinking it
"A thankyou might be in order" Yami said tapping his foot
Bakura gave him a weird look
"Thhhhhhhaaaankkkkkkyou?" he asked confused
"Yeah you know like MANNERS! Something you obviously don't have" Yami said giving him a glare
"Who needs manners when you have a slave that can do everything for you?" Bakura yelled happily having another sip of root beer.
Yami mumbled something and left.
Bakura rolled his eyes as he got out the old "Evil Plan Planning Book" and opened it.
"Ok, well the last plan, well didn't quite work" he said looking at the stick figures of Yami dying.
"HOWEVER! I will succeed! I just need a plan"
He tapped his book as he lay on the couch and though about it….
"What is something the Pharaoh can't live without?" he asked himself out loud
"Hair gel" came an innocent voice
Bakura looked up to see Ryou with a confused face
"Bakura what are you doing?" he asked walking over to him
Bakura hid the book and his mind automatically going into "lying mode"
"I was uh, Yami told me that Easter was when you gave presents to one another, and what better to give Yami than some hair gel!"
"No Bakura, that's Chrismtas…..
/Oh Ra here we go/
"I believe Christmas is when the baby………..
Bakura lost interest right there and then. He had to escape before Ryou made him go to church…again.
"Ryou, as much as I would LOVE to talk about little babies and drummer boys with chicken salads with you, I have very important issues to attend to" Bakura said getting up and walking away.
"Bakura the doctor said…
"Ryou the only thing that Doctor is good for is stating the obvious!" Bakura yelled laughing
Ryou sighed
"So what are these important issues you were talking about?"
Bakura froze as he held the planning book in front of himself so Ryou couldn't see.
"I have to feed, the uh….
Ryou became suspicious
"Bakura?" he asked crossing his arms
"Ryou ok if you must know, I was going to make a cake, FOR you. It was meant to be a surprise" Bakura looked down and knew he had Ryou on the ropes.
"Oh Bakura, you don't have to make me a cake! Nawww now I feel bad" he looked up to see the face of his Yami smile
"ITS OK RYOU!" he said dramatically walking away "I'll just go throw things"
Ryou sighed
"Sometimes I really worry about him"
Bakura lay on his bed, which he was still sharing with Yami. He had his book in front of him and a pencil in the other.
/Hmmmmm Ryou's idea about the hair gel wasn't so bad/ Bakura through scribbling a picture of the Pharaoh down.
"What if I change the hair gel!" he said to himself
That evil smile came across his face
"What ill do, ill let Yami have a shower, after his shower the first thing he goes for is the hair gel. If I change the hair gel too uhhhhhhhhh hmmm" he stopped
"But what do I change it with?" he asked himself
With that Bakura got up and began to walk around the house…eventually he went to the garage.
He found what he was looking for….
THE NEXT MORNING
Yami turned off the taps as he hummed a song to himself, He got out of the shower and grabbed a white towel that lay on the bench next to the sink….. Right next to the hair gel.
/Hm YUgi must have brought me some more/ he thought to himself as he wiped the fog off the mirror and looked in it.
He smiled as he picked up and twisted the lid, got a handful the gooey substance and began to style his hair…with both hands. Not realising what Bakura had done.
Bakura put his ear on the door; he could hear the Pharaoh humming to himself.
/Hurry up it said on the bottle its supper fast at drying/ he thought to himself holding the bottle of super glue in his hands.
Yami had his hair the way he liked it and tried to bring his hands down…
/What the/ he asked as he could not move his hands form on his head.
Bakura smiled…
/Silence…3,2,1/
"YUGI!"
Bakura cracked up laughing
"Ahh we have take off!" he rolled on the floor laughing
"Yami? Is everything ok?" came an innocent voice from upstairs
"Everything is fine Yugi, I think Yami just realised he had pubic hair!" Bakura laughed
"DO I need to come down there?" the voice came again
"NO! I mean no! No need Yugi ill check up on him!"
"Thanks Bakura!"
And there were thuds as Yugi waled back into his room.
Bakura smiled as he coughed and checked his breath
"Show time"
He opened the door to see the Pharaoh frantically trying to pull his hands out of his hair
"Yami what's going on?" he asked innocently walking into the bathroom
"You! You know very well Bakura because you did this!" Yami yelled trying to put his hands down.
Bakura shrugged
"No I didn't"
Yami looked at him and began to frantically began to reef at his hair again. He looked very frustrated and Bakura was loving every second of it.
Bakura then realised the towel around Yami's waist was coming undone.
"Yami uh…I think you"
"SH! Just shut up Bakura! I know you done this" Yami said full of worry
"Do you have proof?"
A smile came across Yami's face
"As a matter of fact I do"
Bakura rolled his eyes
"Ok what?"
Yami moved his head and looked up, Bakura followed the gaze to see a little flashing light
"I brought come cameras. I have put one in every room, after what happened at the hospital. I asked Yugi to install it and I told him it was for home security"
Bakura rolled his eyes
"So your saying you caught me red handed?"
Yami smiled
"Sure did"
/ahhhh shit/ Bakura thought in his mind /Just when you think your safe/
Yami began reefing at his hair when the towel around his waist gave up and fell onto the floor.
Bakura smiled and blushed a bit as Yami closed his eyes.
"I'm butt naked in front of you aren't I?"
Bakura nodded not taking his eyes off the Pharaoh's ones.
Bakura smiled as he began to walk away
"I'll leave you here to uhhh get organised. Oh Yami?"
"WHAT?" yelled the Pharaoh
"Smile for the camera!" Bakura said closing the door
LATER THAT DAY!
Bakura watched as Yugi and Ryou cut the Pharaoh's hair off. Bakura sitting there nicely on the couch.But in his soul room he was literally crying with laughter, banging his wrists on the floor.
"Yami I don't get how you got hair gel and super glue mixed up!" Yugi sighed as he cut another lock of hair off.
Ryou smiled as he managed to cut one hand free. Yami giving Bakura glares that would make anyone feel scared. But not Bakura
"Ryou, would you be so kind as to go into the bathroom and get the camera please?" Yami said smiling
Bakura's face went form happy to nervous.
"Sure Yami what is it?" Ryou asked walking away
"There is something I need to show you two"
Moments later Ryou came back with a camera and Yugi smiled as he got the Pharaoh's other hand from his head
"Ok Yami all done" Yugi said smiling
Yami who looked very weird by now…well his hair did any way took the camera and re-winded it to earlier that day.
"Finally I can show you what Bakura has been up too
Ryou and Yugi looked over the Pharaoh's shoulder and Ryou gasped
"BAKURA!"
HE HE HE!
Sorry guys I'm goanna have to leave it there. Will Bakura get caught? This could be it? Or has the thief out smarted the pharaoh…again?
The only way I'm going to update is if you review!
I hope you all enjoyed it.
REVIEW!
And if u want to check out me other stories go ahead!. They aren't as good as this one but heck?
Oh and a note of warning, someone out there wasn't being very nice to my good friend Z Star. Two words to that person, watch out. LOL ok they are probably not reading this story. But heck. IM onto them and gonna kick their candy ass,aussie style. LUV YA Z STAR : D
Now I'm going to go all gushy.
I know the story hasn't ended yet but I would just like to thank all of you that review, honestly I never dreamed that people would actually like my stupid stories lol. But again THANKYOU! Ill send you all birthday cake! Unless u wanna come to Australia and get some..meh.
THANYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU!
Hoo roo
Brooke