Sith Like Me
I don't own Star Wars, any of the characters, or the song 'Friend Like Me', upon which this parody is based... They are owned by George Lucas and Robin Williams (maybe) respectively.
Well Count Dooku had that curving blade
And Darth Maul had a thousand horns
But Master you're in luck 'cause with that Jade
You got the greatest servant ever born
You got a huge power overload now
Midichlorians from the source
You got some darkness here to harness now
Then all you gotta do is trust the Force!
And I'll say…
Hey Darth Sidious, sir
What would your bidding be?
I will kill your rivals
Mow them down
You ain't never had a Sith like me
No no no
Life is all about revenge
And I'm your master key
You just tell me what you want avenged
You ain't never had a Sith like me
Yes sir, I've pride here by the bundle
I've the fear
Despair and hate
Say what you want
Or who to haunt
If you can just help me to get a date!
Kill some of those old Masters, sir?
Kill all those younglings, please?
No problem Sids, I'll take 'em down
You ain't never had a Sith like me
Can your Sith kill this?
Do your Sith kill that?
Do your Sith kill this, in a black helmet?
Can your Sith go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can your Sith go through electric shocks, all torn 'n ripped
And as a Force ghost then reappear?
So doncha sit there wrinkled, ugly-faced
I'm here to do your bidding anywhere
You got me chained and paid for, by Dark Side
You got a Sith here who's quite a terror
I got a powerful urge to serve you here
So what is thy bidding, my Master?
You gotta spit it out and have no fear
If you want me to get it done faster
Master Sidious, sir, your wish commandeth me
My hand I clasp, hear Antilles gasp?
You ain't never had a Sith, never had a Sith
You ain't never had a Sith, never had a Sith
You ain't never ever had a Sith like me
You ain't never had a Sith like me, hah!
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Jasper