Disclaimer: I don't own TMNT
Warning: This is a product of my mind being bored. It may suck, is extremly short, and is random all they way. Once I started I didn't stop.
Reviews still welcome even if they are only to tell me how bad this oneshot is. Right now I can't even begin to care. I wrote it, I posted it, it's final.
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"What's better: jelly or jam?"
Leo lifted his eyes from the paper and stared at his youngest brother with a miffed expression. "Uhh…"
Mikey didn't even look up as he spread butter over his toast. He continued his speech, words spewing from his mouth quickly. "I mean, they both taste good but jam's usually easier to spread. But then I like strawberry jelly more than strawberry jam. I think I like jelly more on toast than jam but I like grape jam on my peanut butter sandwiches. The both are pretty good I guess but I think I like jelly better. What do you think Leo?"
"Umm…" Leo blinked as his poor brain struggled to cope with the randomness. It was too early in the morning for this. Why was Mikey even up this early? He usually slept in when he could and in the morning his usual eccentric attitude mellowed down to semi-crazy. "Jam? I guess?"
Mikey gave him a big toothy grin as he continued talking fast paced. He leaned in close to Leo, bouncing up and down excitedly. "What kind of jam though? There are like a million flavors. "Strawberrygrapeblackberrycherryrasberry-"
"Blackberry!" Leo exclaimed as Mikey began listing off flavors about a mile a minute. "Why does it even matter?"
Mikey took a bite of his toast contemplating the question as if Leo had just asked what the meaning of life was. "I don't know. I was just bored I guess."
Leo sighed at Mikey's weird attitude and picked up his paper but before he could start reading again he noticed the coffee mug sitting on the table near Mikey. Dread filled him.
"Mikey…" Leo started. He glanced over to the counter where the coffee pot was and terror filled him. He realized why Mikey was so awake and ansty. Leo swallowed down the fear and forced the question out.
"Did you drink Don's coffee again?"
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