Long time no update, I see! (sidesteps flying crate) Er yes, before that inconvenient speeding book kills me, ON!
By the next morning both series were fully read.
"So…", James said, pale faced.
"I think it's safe to say Harry Potter's better", Ginny observed.
"NO IT'S NOT!", Bella whined.
"Harry's obviously awesomer", Sirius said.
"Shut up, dog", Jacob growled.
"You're one to talk", James retorted.
"Don't you dare—", Carlisle and Edward started as Ginny hit Bella with a bat bogey hex.
"Well aimed, little sis!", Fred and George appeared.
"HEY! Have some SYMPATHY!", Edward yelled, wiping Bella's runny nose, overflowing with mucus.
"Don't act all sacrificial, boy, I know your making cuckoo signs behind your back", Moody said in a deadly whisper.
Renesmee checked and yelled, "DADDY! How could you!"
Jacob glared at every Harry Potter character as he comforted his best friend/lover.
"Well, everyone, I think a battle to the death is in order!", Dumbledore sucked on a lemon drop.
They all stared at each other for a moment before a chorus of "YEAH!"s, "RIGHT ON!"s, and "I ACCEPT!"s were heard.
"I demand to have it, after our family hair salon daily visit, though", Carlisle flipped his blonde hair.
"And we're allowed to bring as many characters from our fandom we want", Hermione added.
"What about fanfictions?", Jasper asked.
"Fine, but only from , and they're not allowed to be Mary Sues by the Limitus test", Lily said.
When all the characters left Joanne's flat, Stephanie and Joanne exchanged a gleeful glance.
"I'll bring popcorn!", Jo called.
"Candy for me!", Steph yelled as they departed the flat.
Not ended yet. Battle for one or two chapters, then an epilogue. Vote in your review about who gets Death on their side so they can bring characters back to life.