Pee Time
Disclaimer: There's no way in hell that I could own – Man. So, NO?
Warnings: Lavi's mouth. BEWARE. BEWARE. XD
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Kanda will not admit it.
Never.
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The stupid bunny who call himself 'Best best friend of Allen' brought a horror movie to tease him that he would bet all his toys that Kanda will never go to a bathroom to do his 'business' alone again after watching the film.
But of course Kanda just snarled at the man and almost bite him to death – minus all the blood and the likes.
They watched the film after a series of hair-pulling and scowling of death-threats at each other (this was, of course, happened when Allen was not around, preparing their snacks).
The bunny watched the loathsome kid who was sitting between him and Allen (the fucking bratty nerve!) hissing like a snake-guard every time he tries to put his arms near Allen's neck at the sofa's headrest.
Fuck this kid.
But true to his words, the kid didn't even flinch while watching the movie much to Lavi's fucking dismay. Allen was one who got pretty scared (and again, much to Lavi's super uber anxiety) that made the pale-haired man cuddled the bratty long-haired kid while hugging him tight, face buried on the kid's un-fucking-believable long ebony hair.
Lavi swore that he will pull it out one of these days…
Fuck.
After the movie, all of his confidence flew away to the farthest town in South Pole where penguins were roaming.
But, guess what? Our little Kanda did indeed got scared. Silently and mutely, he flinched and almost screeched in fear because of man-eating toilet bowls.
So that night, after Allen gave him an encouraging speech not to be afraid of the movie while hugging him tightly (because it seems to Kanda that Allen was really trying to comfort himself rather than him), Kanda stayed wide awake, wiggling himself, preventing his body to submit to its desire.
He would not pee!
NO!
Who knows if the toilet bowl on Allen's apartment was haunted?
So, NO.
A big, fat NO.
And he will not confide it to Allen either. He doesn't want the pale-haired boy to think that he was all talk.
So, NO.
But his body was slowly betraying him.
ARGH!
He looked at Allen's sleeping face and gritted his teeth.
A no is a NO!
But then…
Then he saw Allen stirred and opened his eyes.
He closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.
"Y-yuu…?"
Kanda flinched and slowly (fake!) opened his eyes.
"A-Allen? What is it?"
"Uhm… Can you go with me to the bathroom?"
Eh?
"H-huh?" the kid blinked a few times, still gawking at the man.
"I-I'm… I have t-to p-pee… and…"
Kanda immediately pulled Allen to the bathroom.
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Author's Note: Still want me to continue or should I just end it here? ^_^