"Hey Jersey Cow, why do you always dress like a boy?" Ino asked me. "I don't know Piggy, why do you always act like an annoying idiot?" I retorted back at her. "Well if it wasn't for your boobs, I would have mistaken you for a boy with two ponytails." She said. I started reading my book "The Art of Angering" The Sequel to the Art of Enraging. I looked up at her. "Hm? Did you say something, Piggy?" I asked. "DAMN YOU!" She yelled. I swear our rivalry is kind of like Gai and Kakashi's rivalry. She always challenges me to fights, and it's no fun always winning without even trying. Sakura soon turned all fan girl. She's followed Naruto, Sasuke, and I home more times than you count. It's just too bad I couldn't stop Naruto from falling for her.
"Sakura-chan is so pretty…" he said with hearts in his eyes. "Pretty annoying… I really question your taste in woman." I said. Why couldn't he fall for Hinata? I approve of her. "She's right, Sakura is really annoying. She's really creepy too. Just like the rest of the fan girls." Sasuke said. "I don't care what you guys say, I'm going to ask her out to get ramen!" Naruto said. "Good luck, Naru…" I called as he ran towards her. "He's gonna get shot down." Sasuke said. "Totally." I answered. Naruto came back with a sad look on his face. "She said I was annoying." He said sadly. "Come on, Naru, we'll go get some ramen after the Academy." I said. Sasuke sighed and Naruto looked a bit happier.
I thanked Kami that that day was my day off from training with Akahana-sensei. I had been training with her for a year, and I seriously looked up to her. She may be a huge flirt, that overly uses the word "fabulous", but she is a seriously scary kunoichi. She can make her sword dance beautifully, but her enemies don't get to live long enough to admire its beauty. It makes me glad she's my sensei and not my enemy. But she's just insane when it comes to training. But it's made me stronger, faster, and helped me become more precise.
"Why hello, there Naruto, Sasuke, and the lovely Moriko!" Teuchi exclaimed. I got my delicious beef ramen, Naruto got his miso ramen with roasted pork fillet, and Sasuke got boring vegetable ramen. I looked at the nearby calendar; it was two days before Naruto's birthday. I knew him and Sasuke would be at home that night, but I would be out training. I just hoped nothing would happen. Naru finished his 6th bowl of ramen when I told him we oughtta get home because we had to get to the Academy in the morning. He looked sad, and refused to leave. So me and Sasuke started walking off, and he ran after us after paying of course. "MORI-CHAN!"
"Should I try asking her to ramen again?" he asked at the Academy the next day. "No." Sasuke and I both said. "But, maybe she will think I'm less annoying today!" Naru said. "You can do it if you want to. But if she says something mean, come tell me, alright Naru?" I said. "Fine…" he ran over to where Sakura and Ino were arguing. I saw her yell at him, and he walked off looking devastated. "Hn. Time to go skin some muscles off." I said walking over to her and Ino. "What do you want, Cow?" Ino said. "Shut up, Piggy. I'm not here for you. YO, ICHIGO!" I yelled. Sakura just glared at me. "Yeah, I'm talking to you, Ichigo. You better not be disrespecting my bro over there." I said pointing at Naru. "He's annoying, and I don't want to go out with him." She said. "I understand, but at least be polite when rejecting him. He has the balls to come over here and confess his love, and you shoot him down. Seriously, how would you feel if Sasuke called you an ANNOYING BITCH!? He would be telling the truth, but it would hurt a hell of a lot. So if you start bullying Naru, I will kill you. PAINFULLY." I said. I could feel vines fighting to come out of my hands. My eyes glowed green as I glared at Sakura's terrified face. "Understood, you damn pink banshee?!" I said. She didn't say anything. "UNDERSTOOD!?" I yelled, punching a wall right above her head. "AYE, SIR! UH UM MA'AM!" she squeaked. "Good!" I said sweetly walking back to our tree. "Hey guys, who has pie? I'll trade my chips and cookie for it!" "Uh… (-_-')" They all had a huge awkward uh. "Hey! I have pie! Give me those chips and cookie!" Kiba exclaimed. I saw a small white puppy appear on his shoulder. "AHH! WHITE DOG!" I yelled, and I ran away very quickly. "What is with her and the color white?" Kiba asked. "We have no idea…"
It was after the Academy, and I was walking to the training fields when I saw Akahana. "Hey, Akahana-sensei!" I said. "Why hello there my unfabulous little student!" she exclaimed. "Don't call me unfabulous." I said. "The truth hurts, no?" she said. "I WILL SO SKIN YOUR MUSCLES OFF!" I exclaimed. "Hey, do you steal my catch phrase? Yours is 'I will kick your butt to the moon', now you steal mine! Hmph." She said. "No… Yours is the word fabulous, and I'm growing up so I guess from hearing you say it so much, it's been rubbing off on me. Damn you, sensei." I said. "Unfabulous language, 60 laps around the Village." She said. I reluctantly ran my laps. On the last one, something unexpected happened.
I was running past a tree when it whispered, "She's up here…" I ran past it and Akahana-sensei jumped in front of me with her blade withdrawn. She quickly tried to slice me. "Yo! Sensei, what the hell?" I said. She didn't answer me she kept trying to slice me and stab me. She then aimed a kick to my stomach. I could tell that it was her full power. I flew back at a record breaking speed. I could feel the bones crack. "Fine, if a fight is what you want, Sensei, then that's what you'll get." I said. I pulled out my blade and infused chakra into it turning it into a katana. I stood up and smirked at her. That's when the long battle began. Blade on blade, we fought. She got great hits, and then she cut my shoulder and smirked. "Oh my god, you're trying to kill me." I said. I felt the blood begin to trickle out. I dropped my blade and went full-fledged Daichi beast mode. "DAICHI JUTSU! UPROOT! ATTACK!" I yelled. All the nearby trees uprooted and flew at Akahana-sensei. She began cutting through the trees, when her blade broke. That's when I wrapped her up and realized something.
"That wasn't your actual blade; we were just sparring weren't we?" I said. She smiled. "Of course. There may be times when the people you trust will do terrible things. If they try to kill you, don't think of the good times you've spent with them, you need to focus on living. And that is why I did this fabulous exercise. I am but only a clone, with 10% of the actual fabulous, Akahana's power. And you, my student, did well. You're free to leave and go home. AND I passed the Jōnin Exams. I am now an elite ninja. But I am never wearing that hideous vest. I'd have to die it red, and that's a lot of work. I still have to get my forehead protector bedazzled. So much work… Anyway, if you would please let me go, I need to do some shopping! Get some fabulous red dye and new shoes!" she exclaimed. "Nope, once you capture an enemy, never let them go, alive. Even if it is a clone." I said. "Oh, be smart about this, Mori-chan. I can still skin your muscles off even if I am a clone." She said. "Vines, COMPRESS!" the vines that wrapped around the clone tightened and sent made her disappear with a poof. "Okay, now I need to get home and tend these damn wounds.
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