Jeez

Zack rubbed the back of his neck as he yawned. He groaned to himself, "I swear, five hours have passed since we came to this place..."

Currently, the SOLDIER was at a clothes store, forced to go by his sister-in-law, whom also dragged poor Lightning along. 'Hell,' Zack thought as he looked around, 'I better be getting a bang for my buck...' Yes, Zack was excited to see Lightning (hopefully in something revealing), but the last time Zack saw his wife must have been hours ago.

"Jeez, I'm going to die here..."

Zack sighed and leaned back, stretching his unused muscles. Serah promised him that today would be fantastic, but so far, what she promised hasn't come his way. Before they left, Zack asked Serah (more like forced her to promise with the threat of blackmail which conveniently appeared out of nowhere) that he wanted to see Lightning in at least one skimpy outfit. She (reluctantly) agreed.

Zack thought about his situation for a moment. That promise was very appealing, since, even though they have been married for two years, he has never seen Lightning in one of those slut outfits (which aren't good, but fun to look at). So, basically, he's been cheated. Very very cheated. And he doesn't like that. Not at all.

As the despondent man thought that, he heard a cheery, "Miss us?" He looked up and saw Serah with Lightning, the latter looking very pissed off. Oh, might want to watch out for that.

Zack grinned and asked, "So how was the shopping?"

He didn't get an answer as Lightning pulled him away. He thought as he was tugged along, 'Something is wrong...'

When Zack and Lightning got home, Zack pulled Lightning into a hug and asked, "What's wrong?" She didn't answer.

It dawned on Zack now. Lightning has been acting strange this entire month! Ranging from violent (extremely violent) mood swings to throwing up constantly, Lightning has had a host of problems. Hm... If only Zack could remember what caused all of that.

Zack whispered in Lightning's ear, earning a satisfying shiver from her, "Come on, tell me."

Lightning hesitated, then asked, "Um... Zack, do you remember ho I've been getting sick a lot? And all of that stuff?"

Zack immediately didn't like where this conversation was going, "Yea..."

"Well... That's because... Well... I'm pregnant..."

Zack's working mind shut down. What? Pregnant? Doesn't that mean... Oh jeez, oh jeez, oh shit. Dear lord above, Zack was going to be a father...

All the astonished man could say was, "Jeez..."

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