Angry letter to writers
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
Chapter 10: James Potter
Dear Fanficiton writers
Ha! These fanfictions are so weird!
I saw one about my dear Lily flower and Snape. Really? I mean come on! She's my wife you know! And Snivellus… I mean Snape,. He's my enemy. Highly amusing and highly disgusting at the same time.
Also, look, I was a bully, or "An Arrogant Toerag" as my wife so eloquently put together. Yes, I threw hex around at everyone. Yes, I was an egotistical jerk. Yes, asking a same girl over and over did not make a good impression. But I swear, I changed. I stopped bullying others, stopped being a such an egotist and I actually showed Lily I am worthy for her love.
Also, what I found out that was so shocking, I would use a love potion and an imperius curse on Lily to keep her love me. No. Potters are light wizards and if I did this, I would be stepping down on Death Eater level. I want Lily's genuine love, not some hoax created with potion.
Also, me be an abusive husband to Lily. Me. I be abusive to a girl I loved ever since I saw her. Does that make sense to you? Also, Lily was an exceptionally bright student. Just ask Slughorn. She will never take abuse from me.
Also, Marauder's were close but we weren't that close. We were brothers (except for that dirty rat bastard grr...). We don't swing that way you know.
Lastly, I guarantee you, Harry is mine and Lily's. What was that thing Lily told me once Zenetics? Genetics? I don't know. But still, doesn't Harry's appearance show that he's my son? He is not Sirius or Snape's child. He is my child and I will protect him forever, even if that costs me my life.
Sincerely James Potter
P.S I swear, you should have seen old Moony and Padfoot's face when they read Sirius/Remus fics. I am going to store that in a pensive and look at it everyday!
P.P.S Ha Ha Ha. Me in Stag party. How amusing.
P.P.P.S Also, if Harry did have a twin, I would like to tell you I will love both my child equally. I will never favor one child over another and certainly NEVER be abusive or neglectful.
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