A/N-thingy: I have no clue. Just read it and drop your opinion! Reviews are love!
Oh, ha-a-a-a-apy day!
Yukimi groaned at the pain in his head and leaned against the wall to his right, sighing deeply when he found the hallway in front of his eyes dancing from the left to the right and up and down.
Yep, he was drunk. No doubt about that. Drunk and grumpy.
Normally, drinking would provide him with unbelievable cheerfulness, but not this time. Nope, this time he had been drinking by himself. Drinking alone was for Yukimi what playing chess alone was for some people, damn lonely and depressing!
Swaying on his feet a bit, Yukimi opened the door to his apartment and stumbled inside, throwing his jacket on the floor before taking place on his beloved office chair and leaning back, propping his feet up on the desk with a contempt sigh.
It wasn't until someone or something nudged the back of his head that Yukimi suddenly became more aware of his surroundings, glancing back at the annoyance in expectation of it being Yoite.
"Cut it ou--" The male cut himself off by letting out a shriek of surprise, tumbling backwards and landing flat on his back before springing back up in what seemed like no more then a single second and retreating to the farthest corner, rubbing his eyes in disbelief at the sight that met him. "W-wh-wha--!?"
It was then that Yoite appeared, holding a few lettuce leaves in his hands. "Ah, you're back."
"What do you mean I'm back? Of course I'm back! What is that... that... that THING doing here?"
Yoite raised an eyebrow at his comrade and walked toward the mentioned creature, stroking it in affection. "This is not a thing, Yukimi. Have you been drinking again?"
"My drinking doesn't have anything to do with this! I asked you what's it doing here? That thing!"
"You have been drinking," Yoite stated blankly, feeding the creature some of the lettuce leaves he had been carrying. "You wouldn't let me keep those turtles I had before so I took him in."
Yukimi launched forward at this, grabbing Yoite by the shoulders and shaking him roughly. "Have you gone completely insane? You can't keep a... a... a goat in here!"
Yoite pushed the man off and glared. "It's not a goat. It's a sheep."
"Sheep! Goat! Whatever! You can't keep him!"
"... Fine. I'll return him tomorrow."
Yukimi fell down to the ground with a heavy sigh, glancing at the creature that was devouring the lettuce leaves fondly.
"Where did you get him from anyway?"
"The petting zoo."
"What! You stole him!?"
"I had to... Those children there were riding on his back as if he were some attraction. He practically begged me to save him!"
"... I'm really not drunk enough for this."
"B-a-a-a-aah!"
Like I said; I have no clue.
No idea where this came from at all.
Just... Bear with me. For the sake of it. 'Till next chapter!