I am so sorry for the late update!
My computer had a virus... so for those who sent me PMs, and never got them answered... Yeah, my poor laptop is in for repairs.
I`m using a different computer right now, so bear with me?
TeiruxSeeU
P.S. Spread the word on the Invisible Children! GET KONY!(The ************ing ******** who should go to *****ing ****************************and then be **********ing **********ed.)
"Twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two..." If one was to walk into the exercise room in the large and labyrinth-like Mansion of the Vocaloids, one would see a silver-haired UTAUloid Genderbend doing push-ups.
A very hot UTAU Genderbend, sweating sexily.
This was Teiru Sukone, the brother/Genderbend/whatever-the-fans-call-him of Tei Sukone. Like his sister/original version/whatever-the-fans-call-her, he was a yandere, and proud of it.
Ahem... Back to the sexy sweating UTAUloid.
There were two reasons why this normally psychotic Singer would be doing something even more crazy than the averae cuckoo. One, he was a yandere, and in order to keep killing those Master permitted (strangely, they happened to be awful, mean Japanese people who seemed to think that all Koreans should die. Huh, weird.), he must be in tip-top shape!
(Tip, top, the red is rot...
...what?)
And Two, he wanted to look strong and buff for SeeU.
Yeah, you heard him. SeeU. The Korean Vocaloid, the one everyone loved, with her sweet nature and just-right voice, and everything so perfect.
From his awesome stalking skills, he had found that SeeU woke at seven, ate at eight, sang at nine till twelve, and then did whatever she wanted until five, when SeeU would happily sneak off to a secret place no one seemed to be able to follow her to.
Teiru, however, was a Certified Yandere of the Yandere Certifiers (whatever that meant), and he was in love with her, even more than Rin-rin. Sorry, but SeeU stole his heart from first stalk.
One day, he had finally discovered that where she snuck off to...
...was the Exercise Room.
He told no one, not even his 'friend' Rook, who had first introduced him to SeeU. Meh, he had Ruko, he could wait.
So now he was here, and he would impress SeeU with his awe-filled body!
...
"I Fantasy, fantasy, nahl- Oh, Hi!" Ah, there was his SeeU now!
Trying to look cool, he carefully got up and dusted himself. "Hello." Keep it cool, keep it cool...
"Ummm... Who are you?"
He froze, every bit of his carefully constructed plan shattered. She didn`t know who he was? He, the hottest male yandere in existance? Well, Taito argued otherwise, but let`s face facts, he was more sexy.
"I-" She, his princess, didn`t know who he was.
"I`m Teiru."
"Oh!" Despite her not knowing him, she was still cute. Not a loli, like Rin-rin, but just as cute. Maybe even cuter. "I`m SeeU!"
I know. "Nice to meet you, SeeU."
...
"Wow, so Teiru-kun comes here alot?"
"Yes, a yandere needs his exercise." They were talking, rather than following his plans of impressing her with his strength, his buff-ness, his... whatever she was attracted to.
"What`s a yandere?" Teiru chose to avoid that question, and instead, headed over to one of the stations. Ahh, treadmills. He stepped on it, and then started it, hoping she would forget about it.
She didn`t. "Teiru-kun, what`s a yandere?"
Play it vague. Chicks love the mystery man. "Someone like me."
"Oh." falling silent, she also jumped on the treadmill next to him, and started jogging. Then, she perked up. "Want to race?"
He grinned at her, and raised the speed. A competitive light entered her eyes, and she matched his speed.
...
Haku cocked her head to the side, hidden in the shadows. She found them... but what the heck were they doing? From her point of view, it looked as if they were speed-walking, poking the dashboard, and waddling furiously, and then re-poking the dashboard, only to fast-waddle once more.
"A good ninja observes and sees." she murmured, and narrowed her red eyes.
...
"Want-huff-to-pant-give up, SeeU?" panted Teiru.
SeeU shook her head, saving her breath. Wise, only that disoriented the normally clumsy and now seriously pooped Vocaloid. With a shriek, she misstepped, and was thrown off the treadmill, where she rolled and tumbled almost comically before smashing into the exercise bicycles.
"SeeU!" He quickly leapt off the device, and turned them off. Master would have his head if he left them on. He ran to her side. "Are you alright?"
"A-ya!" she wailed, clutching her knee. He scanned her, looking for any other wounds. Luckily, her hair had absorbed most of the impact.
"It hurts," she whimpered. Teiru looked around, searching until he saw a water bottle. Nearly ripping off the cap in his worry, he gently poured it on her wound, making her wince.
"I have to wash it." he said, apologetic. Now, a band-aid...
Not seeing anything, he ripped off his shirt, and then wrapped it around her knee. "Don`t worry, it`s clean." he assured her.
Neither of them noticed a black-clothed figure leaving the room.
They both sat in awkward silence after SeeU stopped crying. Teiru was aware that her azure eyes were on his face, studying something. He determinedly looked at the hastily wrapped knee. If her gorgeous legs got scarred...
SeeU suddenly clapped. "You`re my exact opposite!" she squealed.
Huh?
It must have shown on his face, because she smiled. "You have silver hair, red eyes, and you`re a boy!" she said, gesturing wildly. "And I have gold hair, blue eyes, and am a girl!"
And what a girl, too. How shall I describe thee? Beautiful. Pure. Innocent. SeeU-liscious.
"So see?" she announced, breaking him out of his thoughts. "We`re opposites, like yin and yang."
"Is that a good thing?" Please let it be a good thing, please let it be a good thing, please let it be a good thing...
She shrugged. "I don`t know."
He fell to the ground, anime-style. Now he knew why they called her random.
Confess... whispered the voice in his head. Teiru always followed the voice. Voicy was nice. He knew where to stab and when to hide.
"I love you!" he yelled, grabbing her shoulders. SeeU looked shocked, and then opened her mouth, letting a strangled sound out.
SLAM!
Teiru jumped as the door smashed open, revealing a wet Master Ten-Faced, and Haku, dressed as a ninja behind her.
"Dammit!" she swore when she saw them, and handed Haku ten bucks. And then she did a duble take at them, brown eyes widening.
Belatedly, Teiru realized how they looked, with him half-naked and sweaty,holding SeeU by her shoulders, with SeeU and the t-shirt wrapped around her knee with tangled hair.
Wait, how did they look?
"Teiru, there is a first-aid kit right outside the door. Why would you give her your shirt to use as a bandage?"
Oh yeah. He`d forgotten about that.
"Anyways..." she trailed off, blowing a stray lock of hair over her eyes. "New Master`s here. SeeU, go say hi." The blond nodded, and stood up.
"Teiru, you, me, Haku, and a bunch of others are going to go exterminate vermin."
"Wait!" he yelled, but SeeU had already slipped out.
"Say your feelings later. I`m sure she`ll understand. Maybe she`ll be your girlfriend." said Master, pulling him up.
A bright flare of hope and determination bloomed in his chest. Yes, he would come back, and be the perfect man for SeeU! And he would destroy his competition!
"Wait for me, SeeU." he murmured. "I`ll come back."
"That`s beautiful." sniffed Master. "Now come on! I wanna kill a bastard."
Still filled with something that his softwares identified as 'love', he walked down the hallways, smiling.
"And put on a shirt!"
Hahahaha... Review?
Since Teiru is, officially, a Yandere, I figured that meant he was slightly loco, kinda like me. Fun chapter to write.
I`m thinking of writing a drabble chapter sometimes in the future. What do you think?
Oh, I`m also thinking of writing another SeeUxOliver. Again, what do you think?
~Ten-Faced~