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A Family Life
"We should move this desk and few bookshelves to living room and couple shelves to our room, what do you think?" Naruto glanced to his wife with a thoughtful hum, the witch now have a small bump on her stomach.
"That would be fine with me." Hermione tapped her chin with one hand on her bump as she stare at white walls, "What colour do we want to paint for the baby?"
"Orange."
"No." She rejected it with deadpan expression, "How about purple?"
"Purple?" The blonde looked over his shoulder at her with raised eyebrow.
"What?" Hermione placed hands on her hip with narrowed eyes, "Do you get any problem with purple? Are you purple-hater? Purple is awesome colour!"
"No, no, I don't have a problem with purple, it's awesome!" Naruto quickly waved his hands, "I-It's just…Purple is interesting color to be chosen for nursery."
"…I don't think purple is suitable for nursery." The witch suddenly turns to the walls with index finger on her chin, "How about yellow? Sunny yellow!"
'…Is that part of pregnancy?' The husband stared at his wife oddly, he need to read those 'what to expect' books.
"Naruto, say something!" Hermione shot him a glare, "Sunny yellow, aye or nay?"
"Um, aye?"
"…Ugh!" The witch turned back to the walls as Naruto scratch his head confusingly.
"I'm putting some gel on you and it's going to feel a little cold." Tsunade squeeze some gel on Hermione's bare stomach as Naruto stand at his wife's side, the parent-to-be were in hospital for a ultrasound. "Do you want to know gender while we're at it?"
"Yes, please." Hermione smiled at her, squeezing her husband's hand and the slug sennin examine the monitor as she rub the witch's bump with sonogram.
"How are you two coming along with nursery and baby classes?" Tsunade asked them.
"We are doing well in baby classes." The witch replied, "And nursery is still in process."
"We are still stuck with what color to paint." Naruto muttered, "We're holding off on baby stuff until we know which gender it's going to be. I don't want to make mistake by buying our son some girl baby stuff and vice verse…"
"Ah, you have nothing to worry about because you two are getting both." The doctor said.
"…Both?" Both Hermione and Naruto blinked owlishly.
"You're going to have twin, boy and girl." Tsunade pointed to two outlines on monitor, "See here? That are their hearts…And here, you can tell it's going to be a boy…"
THUD
"…Really?" Tsunade looked down at fainted shinobi with flat expression then up to gobsmacked witch as she stared at monitor motionless, "You should brace yourself for possible C-section when your due date come up."
"…We're having twin?" The witch uttered dazedly, she really don't expected that and neither did her husband.
"Naruto, when is Gaara and Luna's wedding?" Hermione asked as the said person rubbed her large stomach to feel the babies' kicks, she's about seven month in now.
"Five months, in December." Naruto answered before he chuckle as soon as he feel few kicks and his wife gasp out softly at her twins' actions. "We won't miss it, don't worry."
"Good…I hope we won't be too tired by this time." The witch said, "I heard a lot of things about what happen right after birth."
"Yes." He replied, "…When are you going to have baby shower?"
"This weekend." Hermione answered before she yawn, "Hon, can you help me get to bed? I'm little sleepy."
"Sure, dear." Naruto get up then help his wife up carefully, leading her to their bedroom.
"Can you get me ice cream with chopped pickle, fish and chips with chocolate sauce and fried ramen?" She asked as soon as her husband tucks her in bed.
"I'm right on it." The blonde quickly ran out to the kitchen then mutter under his breath as he collected the said foods, "Pregnancy food craving is so fucking weird."
"Language!" Hermione hollered from bedroom, "Our babies can hear you!"
'…How the hell does she hear that?!' Naruto stared at the bedroom's door over his shoulder nervously.
Hermione peek out behind the bathroom's door at Naruto's back, "…Naruto, don't freak out."
"Why, did you accidently vomit all over the floor again?" The said blonde turned to her with concern expression.
"No…" The witch took a deep breath, "My water just broke."
"…OH MY KAMI!" Naruto screamed with flailing arms, "THE BABIES ARE COMING?! WHERE'S THE BABY BAG?! KEY?! WHERE! WE NEED TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL! AAAAAHHHHH!"
"Calm the bloody hell down." Hermione took another deep breath as she waddle toward her freaking-out husband, "Breath, hon, breath. The bag and key are by the front door…AND GET ME TO THE DAMN HOSPITAL NOW!"
"YES, DEAR!" The blonde quickly collected the important stuff then hurriedly help his pregnant wife to the hospital…With help from many bystanders on their way.
"FUUUUUUUUUUCK, GET THEM OUT NOOOOOOW!" Hermione's voice shouted from another room and the group in waiting room nearly jumped up at her voice.
"Whoa, she sure get lungs on her." Tenten winced and several ninjas blushed at the witch's cussing.
"DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME HOW TO BREATH, NARUTO!" The witch's voice hissed, "TELL ME ONE MORE BLOODY FUCKING TIME AND I'M GOING TO TAKE MY BLOODY WAND AND SHOVE IT ALL WAY UP YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
"P-P-Poor bastard." Kiba gulped, several ninjas have to cover their ears in attempt to block the cussing out. The shouts continue for who know how long then it fade down to complete silence and a random doctor walk into the waiting room about twenty minutes later.
"You may be able to see Naruto and Hermione now." The doctor said, "But only for a short time, the mother needs her rest." The group makes their way to the Granger-Uzumaki's room and they quietly enter as Naruto and Hermione look up to them.
"Guys, come and see our babies." Naruto grinned widely with tear-stained face and the smiling witch look so exhausted, which is not surprised after she just gave birth to twin.
"…Were you crying?" Shikamaru raised his eyebrow.
"You would cry if your hand was getting crushed by a iron grip." The blonde shinobi deadpanned and the lazy genius holds his hands up as the group quietly peeks at two bundles in Hermione's arms. A baby boy was sleeping with smacking lips and a baby girl sleepily glances around randomly then fall asleep.
"Awww, so cute." Sakura cooed at the babies quietly enough not to wake them up before she look up to new parents, "Have you come up with names?"
"Yes…" Hermione smiled softly as she looked at her daughter, "Minerva, after my professor who I looked up to…" Her gaze shifts to her son, "And Neji."
"Neji?" Rock, Gai and Tenten gasped with few others.
"Hai, it feel right to name him after Neji." Naruto scratched his head with a sad smile, "If it wasn't for him, I won't be here with my wife…Or having children. It's only way I can honor him, you know?"
"…N-N-N-Naaaarrrruuuu…." Both Gai and Rock blabbed with river tears, "Y-Y-Yooooouuuuth….Flaaaaameeee…" They shakily turn to face each other with spreading arms.
"Hug and die." Hermione said calmly with closed eyes and sweet smile, causing the green-clad ninjas to freeze in middle. There is no way she's going to let them expose this weird illusion to her twin on the first day of their life and ever! Everyone quietly congratulate the parent on the successful delivery and their children before they leave right away.
"They look so beautiful." Naruto sit down at Hermione's side as he smiled down at her and their children, "You did great, hon." He pecked her forehead lightly with a lot of affection.
"Thank you, Naruto." The brunette smiled softly before she yawn slightly, "I'm going to sleep now…"
"Go ahead." The blonde run his hands through her messy hair, "I'll be here, watching you and kids."
"Mm…" Hermione gave him a small nod before she fall asleep with slumbering twins in her arms as her husband smile at the sight.
A loud wail cut through the silence at night and Naruto look up with bags under his eyes. "…Minerva, again?" He sighed tiredly.
"Go…" Hermione squeezed her eyes tighter, "It's your turn…"
"Yes, yes…" Naruto sit up with a big yawn and he was about to get up until second wail join the first wail. "…And Neji's up."
"Awww, and we just put him down five minutes ago." The witch tossed the blanket off and the tired parent get up and makes their way to the twin's room then picks their crying twin up. "There, there, mum's here." She bounced Neji in her arms, patting his back gently with one hand.
"Shh, shh, Minerva, don't cry, don't cry." The shinobi paced back and forth with wailing girl in his arms, bouncing lightly. "Daddy's here, daddy's here…" His head slowly tilt down with shutting eyes.
"Naruto." Hermione nudge his back lightly with her elbow.
"Blah, I wasn't falling asleep." Naruto's head snap up with widened eyes, blinking rapidly.
"Sure, you weren't…" The witch yawned loudly and the parents did everything they can do until their twin finally calm down and fall asleep.
"How long will it take until they can sleep through nights without waking us up?" The blonde asked tiredly as the parent quietly tiptoe out of the twin's room, "What did the book say about that?"
"I don't know…" Hermione whispered, looking forward to going back to her soft, warm bed…Until they both heard the kids cry again. 'And there it goes.' Both tired parents return to the babies' room again.
"OOOH MY KAMI!" Naruto gagged with green face.
"Suck it up." Hermione smirked at her husband as she breastfed her daughter.
"B-But it reek so bad!" The gagging blonde held up spoiled diaper before he dump it in the trashcan, "H-H-How can one baby make so much…Urk…Stinky mess…" He shakily clean his cooing son's bottom, "We should ask some genin to…"
"No, we are not going to outsource our diaper duty to kids." The smirking witch rolled her eyes.
"Well, we should…" Naruto said before high arc of pee fly into his mouth, courtesy of his baby son. "OH GOD!" He stuttered and spit some out, "I-I need some mouthwash! W-Where is it?"
"Oh my god!" Hermione laughed out loud at the sight to her husband's chagrin.
"I'm home." Hermione walk into the apartment, she just got back from her work and today was the first day she went back after her maternity leave. "How was…" She stopped in her track when she saw her family in kitchen.
"H-H-Hey, hon…" Naruto chuckled nervously, several baby foods smear all over his face and the foods was all over the floor and table…And the twins. Minerva have a bowl on her head with silly smile and Neji fling some foods at random direction with a giggle. "…They start it." He pointed at giggling babies.
"…You clean up the mess here, I'll give our babies bath after I change my clothes." The brunette shook her head amusedly.
"Y-Yes, dear." The blonde muttered and the witch barely dodges a flying food from her giggling son.
"Happy birthday to you two!" Both parents sing to their squealing twin with claps, today is the first birthday of the twin and it was a quiet affair. "Yaaay!" The twin clapped with giggle, the blond daughter wear a purple footie with owl hood and the brunette son wear green footie with toad hood.
"Which present do we open first?" Naruto asked his wife, ruffling both squealing twin's hairs up lightly.
"This one." Hermione picked up a big gift then look down to her twin, "Let's see what your grandparent got you?" She rip the wrapping off then take two stuffed animals out with playful gasp, "And it's teddy bears! Paddington for you, Neji, and Pooh for you, Minerva." She handed the said bears to said twin and they either hug it or chew on it right away.
"And they send children books too!" Naruto took two books out, "Paddington bear and Pooh books. Do you know what that mean?" Minerva clapped, "That's right! Bedtime story!"
"Now let's see what your parent gets you." The witch took another box then opens it up, "It's a walker and mega blocks!"
"Aoo?" Neji tilted his head with a confusing coo when he see chucky plastic blocks.
"Buooo." Minerva reaches out to cat-patterned walker toy with grabbing hand, find it to be interesting.
"They love it." The blonde chuckled at the sight and his wife nod with a giggle. "Let's see…" He glanced to dozen gifts on table before he takes a small one, "What did your aunties and uncles get you this time." The twin bounce in their baby chairs happily as they watch their parents open the gifts for them.
"Ta-da!" Naruto gestured to two-floor house with big yard as his widening-eyed wife and their cooing twin in stroller, the house appear to be a fusion of Western and Eastern house and the yard have walls with gate. "It's our now!"
"Y-Y-You got us a house?" Hermione turned to her husband with a gasp, "H-How?!"
"I save up a lot of money from few high-rank missions and I call in favor from old man from the wave to build us this house." The blonde scratched his head with sheepish laughter, "Sasuke sold me a couple of land plot for our house at low price before he sold the rest to Konohagakure." He glanced to the house, "I designed it to look like some house from London and add few rooms in it like a personal library…Ah, I'll show you everything when we get inside. What do you think?"
"…Have your kage bunshin send our kids to Tsunade for babysitting right now." The blank-faced witch turned to him, "Because I am so going to make love to you for hours."
"…T-That's…One unexpected reaction I get…" Naruto stared at her for few minutes before he summon a clone and have him take the blabbing twin to see Tsunade. Hermione quickly grab him by wrist then drag him inside.
"How can a three-years-old twin make so much mess with one canyon set?" Naruto grumbled to himself as he tried to wash the colorful scribbles off the wall with soapy sponge, he can hear the twins giggling in living room, following by a familiar sound of drawing. "Ooh no, not again!" He threw his head back with a groan and his giggling wife walk past him with basket of dirty clothes, her hair tied up in messy bun. "We're never having another kid…"
"I'm pregnant." Hermione grinned lopsidedly over her shoulder before she vanishes around the corner and the blonde blink dumbly few times.
"…What, really?!" The shinobi looked at the empty hallway before he run toward his wife with a beaming grin, "Really? When? What names?"
And that end the tenth chapter of NxW!
The parents just found that they have twin and named them after two people! We just saw few glimpse into their life as new parents and how they raise their children at early stage. Also they just moved into a house and few years later, they are going to have another baby! It look like things are going well for the family!
What's next for this pairing? Let's find out in the next chapter!
Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.
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