Let's get this crazy train started! With the seriousness of my best two stories all of my randomness has to go somewhere! Which is how this story and Stupid Email were born!

Attack of Avenue Q!

(AN: Ok I know this should be Shoping part 3 but this has been bugging me )

(Back at Katie's apartment )

Katie: Remind me why you're here?

( A clawed Haru, A laughing Aki with a cat in her arms, Naruto characters and hosts/hostess/co-host in their pjs all sat in Katie's apartment )

Angel: Cause after one of my stories is almost done, we have an " It's almost over party! " and your apartment is the Truth or Dare room

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Katie: No it's not!

Angel: We had the first dare here, and so this is the Truth or dare room!

Katie: Fine but don't wake me up, I have a bio test Monday and our teacher been gone nearly everyday so I have to teach myself four chapters ( goes to bedroom )

Angel: Ok, something has been bugging me for a while

Tenten: What's that Angel?

Angel: This is Truth or Dare: Angel Stlye and yet we've had like no truth or dare!

Everyone: 0.0. we haven't

Angel: So ( snaps fingers and everyone who isn't and authors is tied to the ground by charka strings ) Let's get started

Manda and Haru: WHY ARE WE TIED DOWN!?

Angel: Because you guys are co-authors, not authors and you must be a full on author to escape the torute in this story!

Manda: Angel are you really going to leave me out to dry like that!

Angel: Ow don't worry Manda, you've written some good chapters under my name, two more chapters and you'll become a full author in my book!

Manda: WOO!

Haru: What about me!?

Aki: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR STUPID EMAIL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ( lighting flashes behind her )

Manda: Angel, Aki's scaring me

Angel: Me too, Manda, me too. Ok Sasu-GAY, truth or dare

Sasuke: Dare and did you have to yell gay?

Angel: Yes, cause I don't like you. Anyway, I dare you, Neji and Shikamaru

Neji: How the Hell did I get into this?

Element: QUIET NEJI!

Angel: Anyway I dare you three to run through Kohona in your boxers!

Silence

Naruto: WOO AN AKWARD SILENCE A GAY BABY BOY WAS JUST BORN!

WHACK!

Sakura: OH SHUT UP NARUTO

Shikamaru: ( winny ) Do we have to?

Angel: ( snaps fingers and Neji, Shikamaru and Sasuke are in boxers ) YES!

Neji, Shikamaru and Sasuke: ( run out the door )

With the Guys

Neji: (panting ) Ok, only three more laps and we can go back to the Truth or Dare room

Sasuke: Tired Hyuuga?

Neji: Not on your life Uchiha

Sasuke: (glare )

Neji: ( death glare )

Shikamaru: ( thinking ) Troublesome ( looks to see a mob of fangirls ) GUYS!

Sasuke: ( glare )

Neji: ( glare )

Shikamaru: FORGET YOU! ( runs for his life )

Neji: ( glare )

Sasuke: ( death glare )

Fangirls: HOT GUYS IN THEIR BOXERS, GET THEM!

Neji and Sasuke: Huh ( looks to see mob of fangirls ) OH DEAR KAMI! ( runs for lives )

Back at Truth or Dare

Angel: Element do you think it was right we released the flutes on them? I mean I know them, heck I spend my Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays with them! There going to kill them!

Element: Oh they'll be fine

Tenten: Are we going to be fine?

Aki: Nope

SMGstring: LEE! Truth or Dare

Lee: DARE!

Angel: ( hands Lee a piece of paper )

Lee: ( reads paper ) ALRIGHT! IF I CANNOT DO THIS THEN I'LL DO 300 LAPS AROUND KOHONA ON MY HANDS, 1000 JUMPING JACKS, 3000..

Everyone: JUST GET ON WITH IT LEE!

Lee: (annoying music plays ) I'm not wearing underwear today,

Tenten: ( shocked ) He's not?

Lee :No im not wearing underwear today

Ino: TOO MUCH INFO!

Lee: Not that you probably care

Much about my underwear

Sakura: We don't!

Lee: Still none the less I gotta say

That I'm not wearing underwear today

Angel: No amount of therapy can ever make this moment ok

Lee: Thank you...Angel

Silence

Skittles: ...Okay then...

Angel: Someone dare someone to get that picture out of my head

Aki: Hinata truth or dare

Hinata: ...Truth

Angel: If Naruto and Kiba were hanging off the Hokage mountain and you could only save one of them who would save?

Hinata: Umm... ( faint )

Angel: Well thats one way to get out of a truth, KIBA TAKE HINATA AWAY

Kiba: Ok ( grabs Hinata's arms )

Naruto: HEY WAIT A MINUTE! ( grabs Hinata's legs ) WHY SHOULD DOG BOY BE TRUSTED WITH HINATA!

Kiba: You want to make something of this ramen boy! ( drops Hinata's arms )

Naruto: YEAH! ( drops hinata who hits the ground like a sack of bricks )

Kiba: ( glare )

Naruto: ( glare )

Kiba: ( slap )

Naruto: ( really gay sounding ) Oh no you didn't! ( Kiba and him start slap fighting )

Angel: Gees how many guy slap fights are we going to have!?

Aki: With you in charge alot more

Manda: True that

Angel: OK NEXT DARE!

( Shikamaru busts through the door )

Shikamaru: LOCK THE DOORS, SHUT THE BLINDS AND HIDE! ( dives under the sofa )

Ino: Why?

Neji: ( runs insides and locks the door behind him ) FANGIRLS!

Sasuke: ( outside ) HYUUGA OPEN THIS DOOR!

Neji: Sorry Uchiha surival of the fittest!

Sasuke: HYUUGA YOU BASTARD!

Fangirls: GET HIM!!!

Sasuke: AAAWWWWWWWWWW! ( claws the door )

Fangirls: QUICK TO THE FLUTE CAVE! ( giggles )

Sasuke: SAVE ME!!!!

Everyone: 0.0

Elements: Are all flutes crazy

Angel: It's just the flutes, school bands in genral are full of the weirdest, funniest, hyperiest people on Earth. Mainly highschool east coast bands.

Manda: But people love us band geeks anyway

Aki: NEXT DARE!

Angel: Ok I dare Neji

Neji: But I just came back from a dare

WHACK!

Angel: DON'T QUESTION ME! ( sane ) Ok Neji and Micheal have to sing one one of my favorite songs from Avenue Q!

Micheal: You left me in the boiling hot car in Shopping, WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU!

Angel: I'm part of your sisters, and cause I OWN YOU!

Micheal: Forgot about that ( thinking ) Stupid poker game

Angel: Now get to work Buzz cut!

Micheal: Sure thing French maid!

Element: French maid?

Angel: It's all long story

Micheal: And I'll be happy to share it, IT ALL BEGAN ON ( mouth stuffed with cookies )

Angel: LEE YOUR SINGING WITH NEJI!

Lee: YAY!

Neji: ( mummbling to himself ) Someone kill me

Aki: LET'S START WITH THE AVENUE Q GOODNESS! ( snaps fingers and Neji and Lee are alone in Lee's room )

Neji: I'm sick and tired of everyone thinking, I'm gay!

Lee: Can you blame them, with your... femine looks?

Neji: You're not going to sing are you?

Lee: ...No...

Neji: ( glare )

Lee: Well maybe alittle...IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY

Neji: BUT I'M NOT GAY.

Lee: IF YOU WERE QUEER

Neji:...

Lee: I'D STILL BE HERE,

Neji: LEE.SHUT.UP!

Lee: YEAR AFTER YEAR

Neji: (using pillows to block out the annoying )

Lee: BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME!

Neji: ( banging head on table )

Lee: AND I KNOW THAT YOU

Neji: What!?

Lee: WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

Neji: No I wouldn't

Lee: IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT, I'M GAY!"
BUT I'M NOT GAY.

Neji: Sure about that

Lee: I'M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU.

Neji: ( pulls out a kunai )

Angel: Shouldn't we stop Lee before Neji kills him!

Skittles: ( eating popcorn ) Are you joking this is great!

Lee: SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS?

Neji: Lee, that's disgusting!

Lee: IF YOU WERE GAY I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

Neji: ( trying to hols himself back from brutaly killing Lee )

Lee: AND HERE I'D STAY,

Neji: ( thinking ) CAN'T KILL LEE, TENTEN WOULD KILL ME IF I DID

Lee: BUT I WOULDN'T GET IN YOUR WAY.

Neji: That's it I can't take this shit

Lee: YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO ALWAYS BE BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY, YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY, AND, AS THEY SAY, IT'S IN YOUR DNA, YOU'RE GAY!

Neji: ( throws kunia Lee )

Random Lee fangirl: ( pulls Lee out of the way from his death )

Neji : BUT I'M NOT GAY!

Lee: Who are you

Random Lee fangirl: I LOVE YOU! ( dissappears in cloud of smoke )

Everyone: -.- Ok

Manda: Well this is weird

Angel: Well I'm going to save Sasuke from flutes ( dissappears in a cloud of smoke )

Manda: I'll go with her ( dissappers in a cloud of pink smoke )

Element: Well I guess you guys ( snaps fingers and everyone but Haru who was still chained to the ground isn't ) Can go

Naruto gang: RUN FOR IT! ( runs for their lives )

Element: Come on Skittles, we got homework to do

Skittles: Aww Element

Elemtent: Come on ( she and Skittles dissappear in a cloud of smoke )

Haru: What about me!?

Aki: Sing!

Haru: What? ( annoying music comes on )

Aki: This is what you get for Stupid Emial! ( snaps fingers )

Haru: ( forced to sing ) I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Aki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Haru: ( glare ) I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

( music stops )

Haru: I hate you!

Aki: I love you too Haru ( walks out the Truth or Dare room giggling )

Haru: HEY AREN'T YOU GOING TO UNTIE ME!?

Angel: And here's my favorite chapter so far!

Manda: Woo Avenue Q!

Angel: I hope Haru's ok

Aki: We'll find out in the next chapie!

Manda: COOKIES FOR REVIEWS!

Angel: CHOCOALTE!