(A/N: Eheheheh… -sweat drop- I do indeed realize that I haven't updated in a long, looooong time… and this, honestly, isn't an update… in fact, it has nothing to do with the story, but nevertheless… I'm still posting it to keep the ninja's from devouring me while I sleep…

My only excuse is that life has been… well, life… and in fact I'm putting off doing a rough draft for Cultural Aesthetics ((ignoring the fact that I don't know how to do a rough draft the way my teacher wants us to do it!!! –growl-)) as we speak. Good news: I got a kimono, so I'm happy. Bad news: no monies for the trip to Japan now… damn… and I owe $87.50 or so to my public library and $1.29 to my school library… and my sister owes me $50, but seeing as she has $30 in the back… yeah, I don't think I'll be gettin' that any time soon, soooo… yeah

This is part of a fanfiction me and my friend who would like to be known as 'Seth' began to do. No idea if we're actually gonna do it but… -shrugs- we'll see.

P.S. There is another chapter that has nothing to-do-but-is-slightly-funny in 'Stone' just incase you wanted to check it out…)

"Don't make me make growly faces at you!"

InuYasha froze, giving Zandra a look that clearly stated 'What the hell?' "Growly what?"

"Growly face!" she shouted, scowling at him.

"Ah… well that's not all that-"

"GOWLY FACE!" she shouted, cutting him off.

"Yeah, like I said, not all that-"

"GOWLY FACE!"

"Yeah, no stop-"

"GOWLY FACE!"

"That's getting an-"

"GOWLY FACE!"

"-noying. And you need to just-"

"GOWLY FACE!"

"InuYasha," Kagome said, taking a step forward, a placating hand placed upward, palm turned towards the hanyou who was on the verge of strangling the strange girl. "I think it'd be best just to forget it and get going."

"Fuck that! I plan to-"

"GOWLY FAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!"

"STOP THAT!"

"… no."

"Aaaaaaarrrrg!" Zandra dimly noted the interesting color InuYasha's face turned moments before he leapt at her throat.

Moments before he got slammed into the ground by a very loud "OSUWARI!!!!"

Moments before he swore a new line of curse words Zandra was sure to use in the real world.

Moments before Seth ran out of the hut to keep from wetting herself due to laughing.

A grin slowly spread across Zandra's face as she brushed her hands against each other to clean off imaginary dust. "Chaos, destruction, madness… My work here is done!" she said. Turning, she followed Seth out of the hut, the almost insane grin still plastered all over her face.