Disclaimer: I do not own any of the smurfs Johan Peewit or any of the other cartoon/movie characters that appear in this story.
Jo belongs it CartoonCaster21
Livy belongs to me
Enjoy! :)
Livy & Jo: HI!
Livy: I'm Livy
Jo: And I'm Jo
Livy & Jo: And this is QUESTIONS!
Livy: So sorry for the late update. I was sick, but I'm better!
Jo: And were glad to have her back to her old smurfy self (places and arm around Livy)
Livy: :D
Jo: Alright so first two questions come to us from Dolphinrain via PM
"Who could eat the most, Peewit, Homer Simpson, The Tazmainian Devil, or Greedy?"
Peewit: I like where this is going
Greedy: So do I! (licks his lips and rubs his belly)
Jo: Well there's only one way to find out
(By the power of imagination and pixie dust Homer and for some reason Bart appear)
Nat: Why are they yellow?
Bart: Why are you blue?
Nat:...toushay
Bart: The names Bart.
Nat: I'm Nat
Homer: Nat? Hahahaha! That's the stupidest name I ever heard
Nat:(hands on his hips) It's short for Natural thank you very much!
Bart: Natural huh? As in Oh Natural (smiles cheekily)
Jo: Yo Bart, K+ rated story here. No dirty jokes.
Bart: Don't have a cow man
Jo: I'M A GIRL!
Homer: You are?
Jo: That's it! Let me at him! Let me at him! (Livy Peewit and Johan hold Jo back)
Johan: Easy Jo!
(Knock Knock)
Livy: I got it!
(Livy answers the door and a delivery person brings in a box that says ACME on one side and DANGER on the other. Livy signs for it)
Jo: (holding a crowbar) All right ya'll stand back. Johan you and Peewit ready with the net?
Johan:(holding a net) Ready
Peewit:(also holding the net) No!
(Jo opens the crate with the crowbar and in a split second a whirl wind jumps out)
Livy: NOW!
(Johan and Peewit throw the net on the whirlwind and it stops to reveal itself to be Taz from Looney Toons)
Taz: Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!
Livy: Ok so lets find out the answer. (points to a ridiculously long table over flowing with foods of all sorts. After the contestants are lined up across the table)
Livy: Ok the rules are simple, whoever eats the most in 5 minutes wins. Jo?
Jo: On your mark...get set...GO!
(Once Jo said go, Homer, Taz, Peewit and Greedy leaped on top of the table and a dust ball forms around them with chicken bones, hands, feet, and other types of food leftovers flying out. All that was heard was the sound of chewing, and the occasional moan of happiness)
(5 minutes later)
Jo: Times up! Stop!
(the dust clears away and Taz, Homer and Peewit all lay on their backs with bloated stomachs. Not to mention that Homer's mouth is covered in frosting)
Livy: Geesh!
Johan: Could anybody tell who won?
Jo: They was all moving to fast
Papa: Wait a smurf where's Greedy?
Homer: Oh, wait a second (Homer sticks his hand down his throat and after a few moments of digging he pulls out a saliva soaked Greedy) I thought he was a blueberry
Smurfette: Ooh Greedy are you alright?
Greedy: I smurfed things no smurf should ever smurf (traumatized for life)
Gargamel:(still in a cage)(jumps up and down) No fair! No fair! That fat yellow oaf got to eat a smurf without even trying! It's not fair! Not fair at all! Why? Why? (falls onto the floor of the cage banging his fists on the floor crying)
Azrael: Mrow mrow (translation: Oh brother)
Livy: Well to answer your question dolphinrain, it was to close to call. And apparently Greedy is gonna need therapy.
Greedy:(sits in a corner rocking himself back and forth while hugging his knees)(singing) Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow
All: O-0
Jo: Poor Greedy
Papa: Come on Greedy lets get you dried off and then give you a nice cup of hot chocolate (places a blanket around Greedy's shoulders)
Greedy: So many doughnuts.
Jo: Okay so while Greedy is getting...uh cleaned up, lets move onto dolphinrains next question
"Johan: Have you ever seen Taylor Swift?"
Johan: Tailor swift at what?
Jo: No! Not Tailor, Taylor!
Johan: Huh?
Jo:(facepalm) Here (hands him a magazine with Taylor Swift on the cover)
Johan: (smiles) She's pretty. Very lovely.
Livy: (getting jealous) (mumbles under her breath) She's not that pretty (crosses her arms)
Jo: Are you kidding? Look at that perfectly curled blonde hair! Her skin tone is just right and it brings out her lips and the color in her eyes.
Peewit:(also looking at the magazine) She's hott!
Jo: (death glare at Peewit)
Livy: Gee thanks Jo! (sarcasim)
Johan: (reading Taylor Swift's wiki page) My heavens! She certainly is popular!
Livy: (storms over and clicks off Taylor's wiki)
Johan: What? (surprised)
Livy: Let's just get back to the questions! Please!
Jo:(snickers)
Peewit: What's so funny?
Jo: I think Livy is jealous
Livy: I am NOT jealous
Peewit: Oh yeah, she's jealous
Livy: I AM NOT JEALOUS!
Jo: (laughing) Chillax Liv! But yeah we do need to get to the questions. Next up is That Angel
"Jo: Could you do me a favor and hit Brainy on the head when he starts a speech on your Electric Mallet please?"
Jo: No problem! I'm always in the mood to hit people over the head.
All: (suddenly wearing helmets)
Jo: What's with all the helmets?
Livy: Oh no reason (she and everyone else take a step away from Jo)
"Peewit: Is the rumor that you have a crush on a maid in the castle true?"
Jo: (eyes go dark) Who's this maid? (deadly tone)
Peewit: No! It's not true! Geesh! I just complimented Amelia on her hair that day! That was it!
Livy: Why did you compliment her?
Peewit: She asked me if she looked nice. She had a date she was going on that and was nervous about it.
Livy: Aw that's sweet.
Jo:(still in a dark tone) Yeah...really sweet.
"Livy: Maybe you could try an Electric chain to put on Jo when she tries to hit Dame Barbra or anybody else from the castle."
Livy: That's actually not a bad idea.
Jo: ! O_O
Livy: Next up is Ghost that haunt Scaredy Smurf
Scaredy: I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I TOLD YOU SMURFS THAT THERE WAS A GHOST HAUNTING ME! NOW HE'S ASKING QUESTIONS! AAAAHHHH!
Livy: Scaredy! Breathe!
Scaredy: (takes a deep breathe)
"Brainy: I heard you read the Clumsy Project. If that happens don't try to kill yourself!"
Brainy: I won't because for the final smurfing time I AM NOT SUICIDAL! I mean seriously, why am I the suicidal one? I have to much to live for. The village would fall apart without my superior intellect.
Jo:(opens her mouth to say something but Livy covers her mouth with her hand)
Livy: (still covering Jo's mouth) Well the author of "The Clumsy Project" also wrote another story called "Dreamer" and apparently Dreamy commits suicide in it.
Dreamy: Say what?
"Poet: From "The Clumsy Project" is it true your dyslexic?"
Poet: No, I am not a dyslexic.
Jo:(pulls Livy's hand off her mouth) Next questions are from Smurfdreamer
"Hi guys I just want to say Happy Birthday again Livy, and I have a few questions
Gutsy: Have you ever rode on a roller coaster before?"
Gutsy: Oh yeah! Aye ave!
Livy: Haha! We took pictures!
(a screen rolls down and shows picture's of the gang riding on the Behemoth in Canada's Wonderland)
Jokey: Hyuk! Hyuk! Hyuk! Look at Brainy and Peewit!
(points to the two who are holding on for dear life and are looking green)
Jo: Man you both blew chunks like crazy afterward.
Peewit:(turns green at the memory)
Gutsy: Whoo, what a rush!
Livy: You look like you enjoyed yourself (points to a picture with Gutsy waving his arms in the air on the roller coaster)
Jo: And Livy and Johan look like they are about to pee their pants (points to a picture where Johan and Livy are holding onto each other for dear life as they go down a high drop)
Johan: Why on earth would anyone go on one of those things just for fun?
Livy: The same reason you jump from heights.
Johan: Your one to talk you was the one screaming like a banchee,
Livy:...well you was the one who was holding on to me so tight! I thought my blood circulation was gonna get cutt off!
Peewit: Can you talk about this later
Livy & Johan: Fine
"Tracker: Why do you wear a red feather in your hat?"
Tracker: Well one day when I was a smurfling, I was hiking through the woods when I came across a baby bird that had fallen out of it's nest. After I helped it back in, the little fellow gave me a feather. I stuck it in my hat and, well, I just have worn it ever since.
Livy: What a sweet story.
"Did you guys know that Chloe is my sister?"
Jo: No we did not. That's cool! :)
Livy: Moving onto Trytoguess
Sassette: Dolphinrain?
Johan: Chloe?
Peewit: Zinka17?
Livy: No! The person's name is Trytoguess
All: Oh!
"Hey guys Happy Birthday flowerpower71! I'm loving the story, it's funny. Anyway I decided I got some questions.
Livy: Did you and Jo always be such good friends?"
Livy: Actually Jo and I didn't meet till we was nine. I moved in across the street when my uncle got custody of me and then we met a few days later at school.
Jo: And we have been friends ever since (hugs Livy)
Livy: :) (hugs Jo back)
All: :)
"Your locket sounds nice. Have you ever opened it?"
Livy:(holds her locket) Oh yes, lots of times. It's got my parents picture in it so when I really start missing them I like to open it and look at the picture...It helps me feel close to them.
All: :(
" Jo: I like you bad girl attitude. Does Livy? Who did you get it from"
Jo: My dad. Boy howdy was he ever troublesome.
Johan: Much like yourself
Jo: You got that right! ;)
Livy: Well to be honest Jo's bad girl attitude has gotten us into more than a few predicaments, but I love Jo just the way she is and I wouldn't change her for anything.
Jo: Aw! :D
Livy: Beside's if it wasn't for Jo's rebel attitude then we never would have ended back up in the past and met Johan, Peewit and the smurfs.
Jo: See Livy? Sometimes it pays to be a rebel
Livy:(rolls her eyes)
"Papa: Will it be okay if I took home a few smurfs? I'll bring them back."
Smurfs: (run and hide)
Livy: Smurfs! Be nice!
Papa: Well, I suppose that as long as you bring them back by dinner, I don't smurf why not.
"That's all for now. P.S. ACME is great. I ordered an anti-gravity switch so if you guys come over to my house you might want to bring gravity boots. Speaking of my house I think I had a visit from a jester while I was out. I'm guessing since all the candy in my house is missing and there's a bite in my cupboard."
Peewit: I thought it was a giant chocolate bar
Johan:(facepalm)
Jo: Moving onto Ghost of the Devil
"Brainy: Your annoying, have you ever met Fred?"
Brainy: I am not annoying!
Handy: That's a matter of opinion
Brainy:(glares) Who's Fred?
Livy: This is Fred (shows him the "Fred goes swimming" video on youtube)
Brainy: O-0
"I challenge you and Fred to an annoying off! (dun dun dun)"
(by the power of imagination and pixie dust Fred appears)
Fred: Hey it's Fred! Wow look at all these little blue things! I'll take one home and give it to Judy! Then she'll love it and then fall in love with me! Take that Kevin!
Brainy: My smurf!
Fred: You guys are dressed funny; why are you dressed so funny? GASP! Did I travel back in time? I did! (suddenly breaks out in song) Oh whoa I traveled back in time and now I am surrounded by a lot of little blue things and now I am singing a song Oooooh!
Jo: Okay say goodbye Fred
Fred: Goodbye Fred! (poof and he is gone)
Brainy: I couldn't even get a word in smurf wise!
"Sassette: How old are you?"
Sassette: Wasn't this already asked? Oh neversmurf, I'm 50 (AN: I just recently found out that the smurflings are 50 so please dismiss whatever age I said that they were before)
"Do you have a crush on any of the smurflings? And you can only tell a hostess but I wouldn't tell Jo if I was you. (No offence Jo)"
Jo: WHAT! Ok I know I'm crazy, but I'm good at keeping secrets! I kept the secret where Livy ran outta the bathroom screaming because there was a spider on the toilet.
Livy: JO!
Jo: Whoops! My bad!
Jokey: Livy there's a spider behind you
Livy: WHERE! (jumps into Johan's arms Scooby Doo style while everyone dies of laughter)
Jokey: Gotcha! Hyuk hyuk hyuk!
Livy: x(
Sassette:(whispers who her crush is in Livy's ear after everyone calms down)
Livy: Really?
Sassette: (nods and blushes)
Jo: Who did she say she liked?
Livy: I promised Sassette I wouldn't tell.
Peewit: Come on tell us!
Livy: No! Now moving onto MwolfL
"Jo called Gargamel Garbage Smell?... Sorry I wrote a lot and kinda lost track of who said what"
Livy: Nah, it's fine. Happens to me all the time
"Really? Dame Barbra? Huh she's not really a villain but she is annoying like one so I guess it counts."
Jo: See? I told you!
Livy: That still doesn't give you the right to tazzer her or whack her with a mallet
Jo: (whines) But it's fun!
"Nice casting for your parody of the Hunchback of Notre Dame. About Esmeralda, well I'm okay with either Savina or Livy. However Savina and Johan barely have any stories on this site so I'm leaning a little more towards her."
Livy: That reminds me, I have posted a poll on my profile page about who should be Esmeralda. So please, everyone who reads this, please cast your vote. I'm gonna leave it up until the end of the month and the majority wins.
Gutsy: Dat also reminds me ow is Gerard's uh...training going?
Gerard: The bells of Notre...DDDAAAMMMEEE!
(a wine glass shatters)
Clopin: Alright that's better. Were making progress
Johan: At least his highness can sing without coughing.
Clopin: Yes, but the boy king still needs to work on holding the final note.
Peewit: You want I should teach him?
All: NO!
Peewit: Alright! Alright! I'm just asking.
"Like the Disney cameos. They made me laugh."
Jo: So glad that they did!
"Yeah, Jesse is great. 'Because you live' is a good song. I have that on my ipod to."
Livy:(wearing a Jesse Mcartney tee shirt and listening to her ipod) Because you live and breathe. Because you make me believe in myself when nobody else can help. Because you live girl my world has twice as many stars in the sky. Because you live I live. I live.
Jo: Livy's a big fan of Jesse can you tell?
Johan: (getting jealous)
"I think you mean ravioli Livy. Yeah that stuff is deliscious. I've also had stuffed pesto-tortellini."
Livy: That sounds good! Yeah, I like cheese stuffed ravioli, and I also like manicotti...I'm getting hungry again.
"I hope other Looney Toons will make cameos, I'm a big fan! Same with animaniacs and Tiny Toons, and Freakazoid. Most people idolize Superman or Batman. I idolize Freakazoid."
Johan: What's that noise?
(there is a sort of scraping sound and a pile of dirt moves up next to everyone and Bugs Bunny pops out of the hole)
Bugs: Eh (bites a carrot) What's up Doc?
Doctor: Uh...Nothing much?
?: I'll get you, you waskally wabbit!
(Elmer Fudd suddenly busts open the door and storms in pointing his gun at Bugs)
Bugs: Wait don't shoot!
Elmer: And why not?
Bugs: Because Doc, don't you know? It's not rabbit season, it's duck season!
?: Oh no you don't!
(Daffy Duck climbs in through the window)
Daffy: Your not gonna pull that old trick again. It's rabbit season (points Elmer's gun at Bugs)
Bugs: Duck season (points it at Daffy)
Daffy: Rabbit season (points it at Bugs)
Bugs: Duck season (points it at Daffy)
Daffy: Rabbit season (points it at Bugs)
Bugs: Rabbit season (puts one finger on the gun but does not move it)
Daffy:(points the gun at himself) Duck season fire!
BANG!
(The smoke clears and Daffy's bill is now backwards)
Daffy:(fixes his bill the right way) Your dispicable!
Bugs: Ain't I a stinker?
Tweety: I tawt I saw a putty tat (looks at Azrael) I did! I did see a putty tat!
Jo: Now that was just uncalled for
"You okay Wile E...what am I saying of coarse your okay. You've been through worse than that. At least no dynomite that time."
Wile E: (holds up a sign that says "Tell that to my medical bills.")
"As for your family line Johan, blame progress. If it wasn't for progress we wouldn't have electronics. Not that I'm complaining."
Johan: What does progress have to do with Jo being...well
Jo: Crazy? Insane? Reckless? Loud? Obnoscious?
Johan: All of the above
"Yeah ACME can make crazy items. One of them is a Do-It-Yourself Robot Kit that allows you to make a robot duplicate of yourself. Maybe you smurfs could use that to fool Garbage Smell sometime."
Hefty: (chuckling) We did do that one time with Clockwork Smurf and Clockwork Smurfette.
Clockwork: Ring! Sprriing! Ping!
Handy: Clockwork says, "You should have seen the look on Gargamels face when he found out that Clockwork Smurfette and I were just robots."
"Happy Birthday Livy!"
Livy: Thanks MwolfL. And thanks to everyone else who sent me birthday wishes.
Jo: Well as much as we'd like to continue; were afraid were gonna have to cutt this chapter into a two parter.
Livy: I'll work on the next chapter later tonight and hopefully it will be up tomorrow.
Jo: So as always leave your questions in the reviews.
Livy: And don't forget to cast your votes in my pole for who should be Esmeralda.
Jo: Until next time
All: BYE!