A/N: Let it never be said that MaceEcam is a liar. Actually, lets just say he doesn't lie all of the time. Ok ok, how about this. Once in a while circumstances conspire that result in something or part of something MaceEcam said, suggested, or implied to come partially or entirely true, or come to resemble the concept of "truth" under some circumstances, to at least one person, part of the time.
Anyway, I promised the winner of my Writer's Convention contest they could pick the pairing for a chapter. Whitem, thank you for beating Neo so I didn't have to write a Drakkim, and IT so I wouldn't have to do an IT/Go. You are however NOT forgiven for beating me you low-down dirty piece of-
Sorry. I get tense. Anyway, here's the story.
K/R vs. Kigo
By MaceEcam
Chapter 10: Whitem
Standing in the middle of the room, K/R and Kigo each had an expectant look on their faces. Mace had promised them new episodes, and by God they wanted new episodes damn it! He had called them their earlier that day without giving any details, and they assumed it was for one of the new commercials, but that was an hour ago and they hadn't heard anything yet.
They were about to give up and leave when a noise from the far corner of the room caught their attention. In walked a man of average height, who was just slightly overweight. He had a mustache, and both his hair and eyes were brown.
K/R: "Who's that?"
Kigo had meet the man once before at Mace's Writers Convention (shameless plug anyone?) where the two of them and Mace had worked out the details of his prize.
KIGO: "That's whitem, the guy who won Mace's contest."
Spotting them, whitem jogged over to them. As he got closer K/R and Kigo could see that he was holding a bundle of some sorts. Whitem stopped and pushed his glasses up.
KIGO: "What's in the bundle?
Just then a sounds could be heard. K/R raised his eyebrow.
K/R: "Dude, is that a baby?"
"Baby!" Kigo gasped, her demeanor changing noticeably. Bending over, she started making cooing noises at the bundle.
K/R: "Dude! How long?"
WHITEM: "I just got him a few days ago."
KIGO: "Him? So it's a boy? That's so cute!"
WHITEM: "Well…the truth is I don't think I can handle the responsibility. I'm putting him up for adoption.
KIGO: "What? You can't do that, who knows what creeps he might end up with.
WHITEM: "I know, which is why….which is why I wanted to ask you to take him Kigo."
Kigo was flattered. "I-I'd love to! But am I allowed?"
"He's already talked it over with me" Mace said walking into the room. "And it's fine with me." And with that he started to walk back off.
K/R: Guys I need to go talk to Mace about something for a bit k?"
"Sure," Kigo replied distractedly, and K/R ran off to intercept Mace before he could get in the lift.
WHITEM, holding out the bundle: "Would you like to hold him?"
Kigo gently took the bundle so as not to wake the child within. Shifting the bundle in her arms, she pulled back the top cover to look into the face of a bouncing baby…mole rat?
For it was not a baby boy as Kigo had expected, but what LOOKED like a baby Naked Mole Rat. Kind of anyway…instead of being pink, it's skin was a dark brown-almost black. Other than the skin color it looked like any other Naked Mole Rat, if not a little tall for it's age.
Kigo glared at whitem.
KIGO: "What is it"
Whitem cringed. "My signature pairing…RuNique"
KIGO: "You made me think it was a baby."
WHITEM: "It is! Um, that is" he hurried on under Kigo's withering stare, "It's a baby pairing, still in it's infancy. I was hoping you guys could take care of it, help it grow into a big and strong pairing."
KIGO: "Well…ok. But only on a trail basis!:
Whitem didn't here that last part; after 'ok' he had made a run for the door. Almost there, he turned to look behind himself and yelled. "No take backs!"
When he was gone Kigo sighed. Looking down at the now awake baby she tickled it under the chin. "You're not so bad are you?"
The baby started crying.
Kigo sighed, then said "Come on, let's go introduce you to the others."
The baby vomited on her as the screen fades to white.