Hello everybody… knowing that I have many, many things to do next week. I decided to start writing my next chapter. In between going to camp and getting ready for me and my twin's birthday. I'll see if I can update my story.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters except, Senator Jeyson (NEW CHARACTER) Allen Grimne (pronounced Grind) Samm Friest -NEW CHARACTERS- and you all know Dierceice.

Chapter 10 YIPEEE!

Anakin sat in the med lab and waited for R2 to reattach his robot hand. He sat in a chair as R2 whirled around looking for the right supplies. R2 chirped as he rolled towards him.

" What do you mean this is going hurt?" Anakin yelled as his eyes widened. Suddenly the sound of Anakin's screams roared down the halls of Padme's ship. Dierceice sat in her chair.

" I am going to go look for something to eat…" She said as she turned on the autopilot and walked down the hallway. The Anakin walked down towards the room everyone is in. (the name of the room surpasses me right now…) He walked towards Shaak Ti and woke her up.

" Artoo installed sensors in my hand now I can feel stuff watch…" Anakin said as he squeezed Aayla's boob. Automatically, with a fast reflex Aayla slapped his right cheek leaving a red hand mark on his cheek.

" See I felt how soft Aayla's boob was. I can squeeze all I want! Watch I 'll do it to Padme." Anakin yelled.

" Go ahead squeeze one I don't mind…" Padme said as she leaned her chest towards him. Anakin left his robot hand out. Then he stepped back.

" Oh now, I can't you made me nervous…" Anakin sobbed.

" I lets see who else had huge knockers in this room…." Anakin whispered. He looked at Shaak Ti.

" No you have little mosquito bites," Anakin whispered. Then he looked at Barriss. She was reading a heavy metal magazine He let his hand out to grope her. But she pushed his body against the wall with the force.

" What the hell is going on in here?" Dierceice said.

" Anakin got sensors in his robot hand so now he's trying to cop an feel…" Aayla said.

" Well that's the only reason why I hang out with you chicks…" Anakin yelled.

" Really squeeze it please! Please!" Padme yelled. Barriss looked up.

" Okay now your just scaring me…." Barriss said in a goth monotone.

Anakin laid his head in Dierceice 's lap. He look up and admired her. She paid attention to the meteor field they were seeding through.

" Cici what do you think of this shirt?" Anakin asked. She looked down and stared at the picture of the shirt.

" Its hideous and no boyfriend of mine will ever wear it…." Dierceice put her eye back toward the screen. Anakin continued to stare up at her.

" You really are beautiful y'know that…." Anakin whispered.

" I don't have any money Anakin… what do you want." Dierceice whispered. Anakin lifted his head.

" No I really mean it. I really love you…" Anakin whispered.

" Ditto…" Dierceice replied. Anakin frowned maybe Padme's right she won't even say she loves me out loud… Anakin got up and sat in the co-captains chair. They finally reached Coruscant. Obi Wan Kenobi stood at the landing port with a mean face.

" I can explain!" Aayla yelled. Obi Wan raised his brow.

" Actually, I really can't …" Aayla corrected herself.

" Well let me help you, why didn't you ask me if I wanted to go?" Master Kenobi whined.

" You wanted to go?" Barriss yelled.

" Well the shit that happened when we got there, if you had gone you would have really wanted to leave…" Dierceice whispered.

" I actually agree…" Padme replied.

" Well… did you bring me any cake?" Master Kenobi asked.

" Of course…." Aayla said.

" Okay then everything is okay, Oh and by the way the senators of the republic want all of you down there…" Master Kenobi finished as he snatched the cake away and began to eat it.

" Why?" Anakin asked

" Because Dumbass, lets just go…" Dierceice answered.

While they walked down to the Street towards the senate, when they arrived, two men and a woman stood in the entrance.

" Senator Amidala, so glad to see you a again…" The woman said as she shook Padme 's hand. Padme smiled.

" You have no idea who that is do you?" Dierceice said through her teeth

" Not a clue…" Padme replied.

" Oh I'm so sorry, how rude of me. I'm Senator Jeyson." She corrected. The men stepped forward.

" And I am the young attractive senator Samm Friest and my personal assistant and best friend, Allen Grimne." He said.

Senator Jeyson smiled and pushed Samm.

" Your only friend…." She corrected.

" Who told him I was his friend?" Allen whispered.

" Your pretty young to be a senator Samm" Aayla whispered. Samm smirked and examined Barriss, Aayla, Shaak Ti, and Dierceice.

" Wow four foxy chicks, I may be fifteen but I know my way around the block. And between chicks legs." Samm replied with confidence.

" Oh great a stud…" Dierceice whispered. Samm walked towards her.

" Wow, you're a cutie I think I'll shag you first." Samm replied. Dierceice rolled her eyes and walked closer to Anakin.

" Cut to the chase, why are we here." Shaak Ti asked.

" Well being the representive of my planet, many of the separatist have made offers to me. Although they drive hard bargains, I simply cannot betray my planet or the republic, so they have attempted to assassinate me. So I need protection. Are you willing to protect me?"

" Blah blah blah, y'know you're very up tight for a chick with handles right on your head. Y'know I can just grab them then hump you in the…Oh crap Palpatine is here" Samm said.

" Aahhh, young jedi I'm glad that you have returned, please protect senator Jeyson with all of your abilities." He said. Samm cleared his throat purposely

" And the ever permiscuos Senator Samm…" He corrected

" Don't worry Chancellor, we have this under control…" Dierceice whispered as she and her colleagues walked away.

On the walk home Dierceice felt very uncomfortable. She glanced quickly at Samm several times.

" Oh sexy, sexy, sexy" He kept whispering near Aayla, which made her as uncomfortable as Dierceice. Padme began to feel sleepy and desired sleep. Barriss Offe and Shaak Ti felt equally tired. As soon as they reached the apartment Senator Jeyson had bored the hell out of everyone. Anakin invited some of the jedi masters over for dinner. It was going to be a good affair followed by some heavy drinking and maybe sex with Dierceice.

Kit Fisto, Eeth Koth and Agen Kolar came over. And Master Kenobi took the liberty of inviting Bultar Swan, Adi Gallia, and Depa Bilaba. Of course Anakin being the sexist bastard he is he objected to this dinner he originally wanted to be a guys night in.

" Master Kenobi you're an ass, when I say lets invite people to dinner I mean lets have a night with just us guys. Now I'll have 3x's more PMS…." Anakin yelled, Dierceice walked into the room.

" You jerk how could you say that! Are more than a sexist than I thought you were…" Dierceice yelled. Anakin got angry as well.

" DIERCEICE GO AWAY MEN ARE TALKING! YOU'VE BEEN A BITCH LATELY! ARE YOU ON YOUR PERIOD OR SOMETHING?" Anakin shouted towards Dierceice as he let out all his anger on her.

" How dare you… what THE FUCK did you just, WELL GUESS WHAT, WHEN I SAID I WOULD SUCK YO—" Dierceice stopped herself she didn't want to state her personal sex life in front of Master Kenobi.

" What I said I would do for you later, you can forget it" Dierceice whispered as she walked away.

At dinner all of the guests sat at the dinner table excited. Sadly, Padme felt it was inappropriate that everyone one in the house was in his or her pajamas. Well everyone one in the house told Padme to go fuck herself nobody wants a whiny bitch around all the time. Of course Senator Jeyson kept continually arguing with Padme for some reason like they had conflict before.

" So I thought it was nice that my mother let me a be a senator at such a young age …" Jeyson said. Padme sneered.

" So I was a queen when I was young…." Padme added. Jeyson rolled her eyes.

" Every one knows you were a queen Padme, we also saw how that whole situation worked out…" Jeyson replied with a smirk. Padme gave her a cold look. They began to stare at each other evilly until finally.

" YOU FUCKING BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU, YOU BITCH!" Padme shouted as she tackled Senator Jeyson. They began to fight all the male jedi except for master Kenobi thought this was cool.

" YES KICK HER!" Kit Fisto yelled.

" Rip off her top, kiss her!" Eeth Koth shouted. Jeyson had enough of that BS. She pushed Padme off her and ran towards Anakin.

" Some jedi you are! Protect me you're my body guard!" She shouted.

" Padme I'm going to have to arrest you for assaulting a senator…." Anakin said as he held back Padme.

" Fuck that She started it." Padme yelled as she pulled her self away from Anakin.

" Padme what are you doing?" He sighed.

" I'm gonna kick your ass!" Padme yelled He lunged towards Anakin until Dierceice jumped out of nowhere with pepper spray and sprayed it in Padme 's brown eyes.

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES! MY EYES!" She fell as she hit her head on the dinner table; she began to whimper on the floor as the guests blankly stared down at her.

" Is it always this exciting in this house?" Kit Fisto asked. Aayla, Dierceice, Shaak Ti, and Barriss gave him a cold look.

" Thanks for pouring that milk in my eyes Aayla…." Padme whimpered. Aayla acted as if she didn't care.

" I was tired of hearing you whine on the floor…" she whispered. She saw everyone in the family room talking except for the women they were in Dierceice 's room. The male Jedi watched football while drinking beer.

" So Anakin you and Dierceice, that's a sweet piece of tail…" Kit Fisto says as he nudged Anakin. Agen Kolar disagreed.

" She may be hot but she is a total bitch..." He whispered

" But I know her attitude got better when Anakin gave her his promise if you know what I mean…" Eeth said.

" I really haven't done that type of stuff with Dierceice she has a 3 month rule…" Anakin whispered. Eeth got pissed off.

" You're kidding? I thought you said you were a stud?" He sassed. Anakin frowned, and looked at his feet.

"Cici is like a guy she asks for sex when she wants to" he replied. Agen shaked his head. Kit put his hand on his shoulder.

"Anakin you got a runaway bride, you snagged your self a tom boy who isn't ready to commit…" Kit started " get a nice girl like Aayla he ass is bitch'n…" He continued. Anakin looked up with a look of discouragement on his face.

Dierceice sat in her bedroom only to notice that all the female jedi and senators sat in her bedroom.

" Do you mind?" She shouted . Every one stared at her in anticipation.

" Listen you guys are creeping me out get out of my room…." She whispered.

" What's he like in bed?" Bultar asked. Dierceice raised her eyebrow.

" Who?" she started " what are you talking about?" She continued.

" I doesn't sound so great I bet he shocked her with his robot hand." Depa sassed.

" What? Oh you guys are talking about Anakin…" She started " EEEEEEWwwwww, what do you mean he probably shocked m- never mind…" Dierceice stopped

" You and Anakin must be really happy" Adi whispered.

" Summer loving had me blast!" Anakin sung. Dierceice shook her head no

" NO! No more dancing and singing damn this happens so fast …" Dierceice yelled

" I met a girl crazy for me!" He sung

" God Dammit this is stupid as can be…" she yelled.

" TELL ME MORE! TELL ME MORE! Did you get very far?" the male jedi sang.

" TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE! Like does he have a car?" the female jedi sung. Dierceice stopped the whole music number.

" NO! NO! NO! I didn't ask for singing, or dancing! Or wap- baba-lu bap –a wap- bam- boom! I just want to be in my room okay…" Dierceice yelled. Everyone looked at her blankly and left. She cover her head with her hand then her holo-message came on.

" Hi its me Allen the asshole says he require your service…" Allen said. Dierceice sighed hardly.

Dierceice walked into Samm's apartment. He wasn't in the living room but Allen was.
" Samm said he wants to have a meeting with you…." Allen sighed as he walked her to Samm's bedroom.

" Good it will me a chance to speak with him professionally…" Dierceice said calmly. Allen pulled out a playboy bunny out fit and showed it to Dierceice.

" He also wants you to wear this…" He whispered. Dierceice pushed him out the way and went into Samm's room.

" Hello Dierceice glad you came, would you like apple cider?" He said.

" I didn't know you were so sophisticated…" she whispered.

" Sit on my bed…"

"no"

" Dierceice c'mon its real bantha fur" He whispered

" That's disgusting and barbaric.."

" Just let your self go…." He said as he pushed his hover chair towards her.

She used the force to slam it against the wall.

" I like your style Dierceice its very…" he started " Erotic" He whispered.

" What?" she yelled

" EROTIC!" He shouted.

" Oh brother"

Anakin sat in his room having trouble on how to process this.

" Master Kenobi, how do you break up with a girl?" He asked

" Well I usually think it as firing someone I either write them a letter or give them a card." He replied

" that's stupid but its better than what I did when I broke up with Padme…" Anakin said.

-Flash Back-

" Padme.." Anakin whispered

" Yes Ani " she replied as she rubbed his chest.

" The money's on the table…" He said as he walked out the room and left the apartment.

" What the hell was that…" Padme whispered. " CALL ME!"

" DON'T COUNT ON IT" He replied.

-Present-

" Anakin you're an asshole…" Obi Wan said.

" I'm just going to write a letter…" Anakin said as he walked out the room.

At Samm's apartment

Dierceice woke up next to Samm.

" Huh what happened?" She yelled

" Wow your better than I thought you would be, you were good too Dierceice…" Samm whispered.

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She yelled as ran out the room.

Dierceice ran into the room Anakin was in.

"WE HAVE TO TALK!" She shouted.

" calm down" He whispered. " Dierceice this is for you…." He said

" Dear Dierceice, you are a valued employee but I'm sorry to tell you that I need to let you go.." she read to herself. " YOU 'RE FIRING ME!" She yelled.

" No its, been hard because well, your not as affectionate as I thought you would be and…" Anakin explained. Dierceice gave a blank stare.

" I don't know why, but all the sudden I don't wanna break up with you…" He finished Dierceice sighed, and smiled she Anakin and held his hand as they walked down the hallway.

" Just one question…" She asked

" Name it"

" Who's brilliant Idea was to give me a letter to break up with me"

" Lets forget this whole thing ever happened m'kay" he replied.

" Except that Padme being pepper sprayed that shit was funny," Dierceice said.

Sorry I lost track of posting I got a little side tracked by school starting now I'll be normal and regular and I'm going to start drink coffee a lot