CPR/KM: BWAHAHAH!
Lilly: O.o I get a bad feeling about this, why?

Tsunayoshi: shivers ... me too

CPR/KM: BEGIN!

Disclaimer: Why do you think I write fan fiction?

Summary: Alaude has never fancied himself to buy a Pet, much less own one. Yet, here he was in front of a shop about to buy one. And that was all because his cousin thought it would be a great idea for him to own one. If only Alaude knew what trouble was ahead of him with buying one.

Warnings: AU, Het/Yaoi/Yuri, Shounen-ai/Shoujo-ai, Cross-dressing, Gender bender, Language, Smut, Lemons/Limes, Male-Pregnancy/Pregnancy, OOCness

Pairings: AlaudeFEM!Tsuna, JulieSuzuki, I-PinFEM!Lambo, RebornVerde, AsariG, GiottoFEM!Daemon, HaruDino, HanaKyoko, LuceFon

Rating: M

A/N: Lemons/Limes ahead in this chapter! Don't worry, if you don't like them, I will leave a warning before hand when it starts and when it ends, so you don't miss anything.

Pet Shop: Willkommen im Irrsinn!

Chapter 9 Baby Boom

~ Time skip five months later, Giotto's office...

It had been five months since that fiasco with Byakuran and Giotto had yet to hear anything from the man again. It was all so silent around him which had Giotto on edge for the first month till he had begun to relax. He still could not shake the feeling off that Byakuran was somewhere and just waiting for them all to let their guards down and then attack them. But when there had been no real threat coming from Byakuran in the first month nor any reports of Byakuran being active again. Giotto had begun to relax which only let him be 'bound' to Daemon for the next four months in their bedroom. Not that Giotto had minded this but he had been surprised when Daemon had done that.

He had wanted to know why Daemon was doing this but had yet to be graced with an answer from her. Daemon kept unusually silent about her reasoning and it worried Giotto. Maybe there was something wrong with his wife? But what could possibly be wrong with her? It was worrying Giotto to no end that he did not know what was wrong with Daemon. So now here he was in his office, sitting in his chair, leaning back into it and staring with a blank face at the ceiling. He still had yet to hear from Daemon why she was having with him sex all the time. Normally, no normal man would complain about this and just suck it up. But Giotto was no normal man and thus that rule did not apply to him.

Sighing, Giotto stood up from his chair and stretched. He had enough of this secretiveness of Daemon and he would confront her now and ask her what was going on. And he would be getting an answer this time. He would make sure of it!

"Now, where to find her...?"

~ Cavallone household, living-room...

Haru was sitting in the living-room on the couch while her ever so faithful sla- husband Dino was giving her swollen feet a massage. Haru was enjoying every minute of it that Dino had bent to each and every whim of her which let Lambo and I-Pin have a great laugh when Haru was angry at Dino when he brought her the wrong food, which was actually all the time. It was so great for her to be pregnant because everyone had to listen to her and treated her with utter care because no one of them wanted to be on her bad side and have to deal with a crying pregnant woman. But there was only one drawback for Haru through this pregnancy.

Her morning sickness days may be over now that she was in her sevenths month of pregnancy and thus it did not stop her from tiring out so fast and having to go to the bathroom every ten minutes. And she meant it! Every damn ten minutes the kid thought it to be funny to kick her bladder. How unfair was that? But right now, Haru was free from all of her worries for the time being because Dino was doing an excellent job in massaging her feet.

"Can I stop now?"

Scratch that, it would be great if Dino would stop his whining every five minutes and asking her if he could stop now. Haru would not have minded Dino asking her this question had he massaged her longer than two hours maybe. But as it was, he had only been at it for half an hour. Thus his whining was not excused.

"No, you just started, Dino," Haru said while crossing her arms. "Continue!"

"H- Hai," muttered Dino out while continuing on with his task given.

"You are a wimp, Papa," Lambo said through her snickering.

"Oh shut up you!" Dino said while throwing a glare at her.

"Lambo-chan, you should be nicer to your father!" I-Pin said in a scolding tone.

"I don't wanna!"

"Lambo-chanthat is not nice of you!"

Lambo just huffed at that and turned hear head away from I-Pin who let out a sigh. Haru had turned her attention away from the bickering teenagers and glared at Dino when he had dared to stop massaging her feet again. It was unbelievable that this man had really dared to do such, no? But one glare from her had Dino working again who glanced nervously at her. It was kind of freaking Dino out how Haru's glare was worse than even Alaude's. Well, maybe not like Alaude's but it had certainly taken a notch up than her usual ones. Perhaps it was because she was pregnant now, that it had taken up that notch and now seemed to be scarier than usual.

Whatever it was, Dino just wanted Haru to stop her glaring at him and thus continued with the massaging. Haru let out a content sigh when Dino continued with the massage and let herself now finally relax into the couch. Dino seemed to have finally learned his lesson, eh?

"Enjoying yourself, Haru?" Dino asked his wife who seemed to have melted into the couch.

"Yes~, I really needed that massage!" Haru groaned out.

"I see..."

~ Meanwhile in Alaude's mansion in a bathroom...

Tsuna was sitting in the tub of one of the many bathrooms of this mansion and was relaxing in the water. She had made herself a bubble bath and was currently playing with blue bubbles. Her ears twitched every time she would make one go plop while her tail was submerged under the water and lying limb in her lap. Her brown hair was sticking to her back because of the heat and having ducked one time under the water and because she thought it was a great idea to jump into the full tub. It was safe to say that over the half of the water went missing and she had to refill the tub again. Not that she had minded. It was a fun to do jump into the tub. A faint red flush was on her cheeks due to the heat in the bathroom and because of her laughter.

"Heeheee~ bubble time~!" Tsuna giggled out while poking another bubble.

PLOP~

It always surprised Tsuna how a bubble bath could always make her so childish. But she did not care about it, really. Tsuna stopped her poking of bubbles when a certain memory resurfaced in her mind which let her blush a cherry red which had nothing to do with her laughter or the heat in the bathroom for that matter. It had been certainly one heated memory and it still made Tsuna blush like there was no tomorrow.

"I- I can't believe that really happened," Tsuna muttered to herself while the memory began to play up in her mind.

~ FLASHBACK ~

Tsuna was lying on her stomach with her hands propping her head up on the bed of her Owner who was sitting next to her and reading a book. Her ears were twitching now and again which sent a gentle ringing tone through the room while her tail was swishing lazily behind her. Alaude had long since abandoned to try and read the book he had in his hands with the way Tsuna was pouting and kicking her legs up in air. He was watching Tsuna sulking next to him through the corner of his eyes; yet let it look like he was still reading. It surprised him that Tsuna had not notice that he had stopped turning pages in his book. It was a sure sign that he had stopped reading.

But it was not that he minded because he did not really want to explain to his Fox-Girl why he had stopped reading. It would just lead to a complicated and awkward situation he would have to talk himself out, something to which he had no idea how to do that. He twitched when he saw that the skirt that Tsuna was wearing was not covering her legs anymore and had ride up so far through the leg kicking that it was barely covering her bottom up. Something which Tsuna not seemed to notice nor did she seem to care to notice. It was not helping that with each movement of her tail the skirt was riding up more and more. He twitched again and tried to force his eyes back to his book and read but it was not working. After having a little fight with himself, Alaude did manage to force his eyes back to the book and read.

Tsuna on the other hand was getting bored. It was so boring to just lie around like that on the bed without doing anything. Since Tsuna had been back home, Alaude had never left Tsuna out of his eyes and was always around her. Not that Tsuna was against it, she liked the fact that her Owner was looking after her like that but now, after two weeks of being home, it was getting tiresome that she had to be always around him. Letting out a sigh, Tsuna rolled over so she was lying on her back and facing the ceiling. Her ears twitched and let out another huff. This was really boring!

"!"

Tsuna blinked when she heard her Owner's sharp intake of breath and turned her head to face him. She blinked at what she saw. Alaude's eyes had widened slightly which only someone that knew him very well could see, his hands were gripping his book with a strong grip that his knuckles were turning white and he was staring with his eyes intently at something. Now what could that something be? Tsuna tilted her to the side while her ears twitched when she heard another sharp intake of breath.

"Alaude-sama...?"

"Tsuna..."

Tsuna blinked when she heard her name being said in a low voice from Alaude and shivered at the tone used. It sent shivers up her spine and her tail thumbed up and down beside her. Now why was that making her feeling kind of excited? She was about to ask her Owner what was wrong with him when he was suddenly hovering above her, his hands at the side of her head while his legs were on either side of each of her thighs. Tsuna flushed a nice cherry red which went across nose and cheeks.

"A- A- Alaude-sama...?" Tsuna asked with a stutter while her ears twitched again and her tail was now limb.

But Alaude did not answer, instead he lowered his head down so his breath was ghosting over Tsuna's neck which let the Fox-Girl shiver and flush a darker red. She let out a gasp when suddenly something wet and slick licked along her neck. Alaude smirked when he heard his Tsuna gasp and shiver at what he was doing. Raising his head up again, Alaude was looking Tsuna directly in the eyes. He could not help but feel smug that Tsuna was blushing because of him and he had to admit it that Tsuna looked adorable with a blush on her cheeks and across her nose.

"Tsuna, you are mine and mine alone, no one else's, got that?" Alaude said with a calm voice, staring intently into chocolate brown orbs.

Tsuna's eyes widened at what Alaude had just said before she nodded her head, not being able to speak. She was speechless at what had just been told to her and done which let her flush more.

"Good," Alaude muttered out.

Tsuna cocked her head to the side when she heard the satisfaction in Alaude's voice. Her eyes widened even more, if it was possible, when Alaude suddenly kissed her. Her mind went black when she felt Alaude's lips on her own ones and just lay there, not moving with a dark red blush on her face. Alaude on the other hand did not like that Tsuna was so unmoving in the kiss and slowly dragged his tongue over Tsuna's plumb and soft lips, being secretly delighted when Tsuna gasped at that and opened her mouth. He used that as his chance to deepen the kiss.

~ END FLASHBACK ~

Tsuna blushes a cherry red and immediately shook her head. No, she would not think more about this and what had come after that one kiss. It did not help Tsuna that her once limb tail was now wagging excitedly behind her while her ears were twitching like mad, showing that she was embarrassed about this memory. She still could not believe that her Ow- Alaude, she corrected in her mind as she had been instructed to call him from now, had really done this with her. It was just so bizarre and hard for her to believe that of all the people he had taken her and not someone other.

"Gah! Why do I think of that now?" Tsuna asked herself while thinking lower into the water till only her nose was above the water surface.

She blew air out under the water and made some bubbles appear in the water while her tail was still wagging under the water. Great, she would not get those images out of her head soon enough. She pouted under the water while crossing her arms under her chest. She furrowed a brow in thought and did not notice how the door to the bathroom slowly opened and a certain someone entered the room. Alaude was staring in amusement at Tsuna who seemed to be sulking in the water and shook his head before he stripped of his clothes. Surely, his little Fox-Girl would not mind him joining right? Silently slipping in the tub behind her, Alaude was highly amused when Tsuna did not notice him joining her. Now that was something he could not let leave alone like this. So without further ado Alaude embraced Tsuna.

"Now," Alaude breathed out with his mouth next to one of Tsuna's ears, making her shiver. "What are you thinking about, mhmm?"

Here start of the Lemon, peeps, so if you do not like, skip it. When it is over, I tell you guys again to look~!

Tsuna shivered when she heard Alaude's voice suddenly next to her ear but then let out a gasp when one of her breasts was squeezed lightly by Alaude. But what was more important to Tsuna right now was the fact how she had not notice Alaude entering and sitting behind her till now. She was about to ask him when she suddenly felt Alaude nuzzle her neck from behind while Alaude's other hand was slowly travelling down from her abdomen. She flushed a deeper red and shivered when the nuzzling suddenly turned into licking then light nibbling and then sucking. Tsuna tried her best to not let out a mew but when she suddenly felt something stroke her down there while Alaude was playing with her nipple, she did moan.

Alaude smirked against Tsuna's neck while not letting up with his playing of her breasts or with his stroking of Tsuna. It was like music to his ears to hear Tsuna moan like that and it made him grow aroused. He chuckled when Tsuna let out a gasped and began to tremble when he stuck one finger into her pussy and slowly moved it in and out.

"Naahhn! A- Al- Ah!" Tsuna gasped out between her moans.

"Mhm, is something the matter?" Alaude asked before adding a second finger, not giving Tsuna any chance to say something.

The only thing Tsuna could do was flush a darker shade of red and grasp onto Alaude's arms for support while her whole body began to shake with pleasure. A heat was beginning to travel from her abdomen downwards and coil tightly inside here, almost painful. She let out another gasp when she could feel something hard poking her. She knew already just what that something was that was poking her and began to rub herself against it, smiling slightly when she heard a grunt coming from Alaude. But that smile was wiped off as sudden as it had come when Alaude curled his fingers inside her, letting her moan loudly out when they touched something inside of her.

Alaude had stopped playing with Tsuna's breasts and let his other hand rest on Tsuna's hip, drawing small circles on it with his thumb. He chuckled when he felt Tsuna shiver and let his fingers inside her curl and uncurl and then move them in and out again. He hissed when Tsuna rubbed again against his rock hard cock and gripped her hip tightly, warning her to stop her movement. He could feel Tsuna tremble in his grasp and was trying his best to not just ram into her. He did not want to hurt his precious little Fox-Girl. Yet the way she was trying him, Alaude doubted that he would hold much longer onto his self control.

"A- Alaude!" Tsuna gasped out and gripped the arms tightly around her.

It was getting harder for Tsuna to think clearly at the pleasure given to her and she tried to grasp on the last strands of her mind that were clear. Yet, with each passing second it was getting harder and harder and it seemed that this clearness was moving farther away with each time Alaude curled and uncurled his fingers inside her. But driving Tsuna over the edge was when Alaude used his thumb to rub her clit from the outside. She let out a loud gasp while trembling violently in Alaude's hold. Alaude was holding onto the trembling Tsuna in his arms and used the moment that Tsuna seemed to be out of it to turn her around and lift her high enough so he could penetrate her.

As much as he had loved to hear Tsuna moan and gasp like that, he wanted his release now too. So without a further ado, he slowly pushed the head of his erection into Tsuna who let out a gasp as she was slowly entered, only to let out a pained moan when Alaude suddenly dropped her. Alaude let out a hiss when he felt Tsuna's tightness surrounding him. Tsuna was panting hard and gripping tightly onto Alaude's shoulders, her claws digging into the flesh, yet not cutting it. It had damn hurt when Alaude had dropped her like this, a virgin she may not be since a few months ago thanks to him. But still, that did not mean that it hurt less when she was dropped like that.

Alaude was gripping Tsuna's hips tightly now and let out a groan when Tsuna shifted on him a bit and let out gasp. Taking this as a sign to start, Alaude slowly lifted Tsuna up from his shaft till only his head was inside her and then dropped her while thrusting up at the same time, driving hard into her and deep. Tsuna's eyes widened at that and her mouth opened in a silent gasp. Her once clear chocolate orbs had glazed over by now and were staring at blue lust filled eyes.

"Naahnn!" Tsuna mewled out when Alaude lifter her up again, dropped her and was thrusting up again.

The pleasure and heat inside her had already been much when Alaude just had used his fingers. But now it was even more intense for her and she could only moan and cling to Alaude as he drove inside of her and repeated the process again and again. Alaude let out a hiss when Tsuna began to clench around him, getting even tighter which let his mind whirl out of his grasp and letting him lose even more of his self control.

"A- Ala- AHH- ude- Haa~!" Tsuna moaned out as she clutched tighter him, her tail wagging uncontrollable behind her while her ears were flat on her skull.

"Hn," Alaude grunted out while continuing to drop and lift Tsuna, a tight grip on her hips.

He knew that Tsuna was getting near her climax if it was anything to go by with her tail now wagging like that and her moaning of his name getting louder. It was not helping Alaude and even with his control that he had, it let him reaching his climax just faster. Tsuna arched suddenly when Alaude hit that one spot inside her which let her clench tightly around him. Alaude let out a hiss at that and just kept going, letting out grunts and groans while Tsuna's moans of pleasure fouled him to keep going and letting her climax. Tsuna let out one last moan before she reached her climax and clenched tightly around Alaude.

"ALAUDE!"

Alaude grunted when he felt Tsuna clench like that when she reached her climax and lifted Tsuna a few more times up and dropped her down before he reached his own and shoot his semen inside her. It let Tsuna moan one last time before there was only their panting heard in the small bathroom.

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Tsuna clung to Alaude while trying to regain her breath while Alaude just wrapped his arms Tsuna and pulled her tight to his chest. Tsuna was panting and nuzzled into Alaude's neck which let his arms tighten around her. Shallow breathing was going around the bathroom before it slowly became quieter and steadier.

"Hee, you need another bath, Tsuna," Alaude murmured out while burrowing his nose into Tsuna's wet locks.

"Hn," Tsuna grunted out while letting out a sigh of content and closed her eyes in tiredness.

"I gladly help you with that."

Tsuna's eyes suddenly snapped open and she was not tried at all anymore. She did not like the tone that Alaude had been using just now.

~ Meanwhile in a bedroom...

And that is the start of another lemon, coming right shortly after the other, sorry! Look away if you don't like it!

Low groans and moans were echoing through the bedroom while slapping from skin against skin was heard throughout the room. Sweat was coating the two bodies on the bed and laboured breathing was heard from them. Occasionally the woman would moan the name of her partner loudly while demanding from him to either go faster or harder.

"AH G- Giotto, faster!" Daemon moaned out as Giotto was thrusting faster into her body.

Giotto was groaning lowly when he felt Daemon clench around him and it felt to him as if she was having him in a death grip. That mean for him only one thing that his dear wife was getting nearer to her climax. So without waiting for an order from Daemon, he began to thrust harder, faster and deeper into her reducing Daemon into a moaning mess. Daemon was feeling that tightening in her stomach that was telling her that she was about to climax and arched off of the bed when Giotto suddenly bent down with his head and began to suck on one of her nipples, doubling the pleasure for her. But what finally drove Daemon over the edge was when Giotto used his other hand to play with her other free breast and ram into her so hard and deep and hit that one spot dead on.

"Ahn! G- GIOTTO!" Daemon screamed out while climaxing.

"D- Daemon!" Giotto groaned out when Daemon tightened around him.

"Haa!"

Thrusting a few more times into his wife, Giotto moaned one last time before shooting his load into his panting wife who was still shaking a bit from her orgasms. Pulling out of Daemon, Giotto let himself fall next to her before rolling over so he was on his back. Daemon immediately snuggled up to him while he wrapped an arm around her waist before dragging lazily the sheets over their nude bodies.

And end again... yes, it was not a very long one!

"Damn," Daemon panted out.

Giotto chuckled at her words while stroking her hair, humming under his breath. Daemon let out a sigh and was about to drift off when Giotto began to talk suddenly.

"You never told me what this all was about, Daemon," he murmured out.

Daemon did not really feel like talking when she heard Giotto's question, she was dead tired and just wanted to sleep. But she knew that her husband would eventually ask her this question and decided to answer him. Not that it would change anything between them and she was right now too tired to care about this.

"'M pregnant," she mumbled out and closed her eyes, already drifting off to sleep.

"I see," Giotto said with a sigh. "That is good."

Wait, stop, rewind, play!

Giotto' eyes widened suddenly when his tired brain finally registered what Daemon had said and he stared with shock written all over his face at the slumbering Daemon. Had he just heard right? Did Daemon really say what he thinks she had said? Why, how, when, what? Were currently running through his mind and he stared at Daemon.

"What... the... hell...?" he muttered out tiredly, he did not really want to think about it. "Oh screw it; I talk with her tomorrow about it."

~ In a white building, somewhere in the middle of Namimori...

"Ah~, what a peaceful day we have~!" a cheery voice sang out. "We have to change that~!"

"Of course, Byakuran-sama," Bluebell said while sitting next to her boss.

"And do you know why we have to change that, Bluebell~?" Byakuran said with the same cheery voice.

"Because the stupid Vongola is growing lax and let their guard down?" she asked Byakuran.

"Oho~, that is not all~!" he chuckled out while stuffing a few marshmallows into his mouth; he chewed on them before swallowing. "For the last five months we had not let ourselves be shown! We have to change that and let the others know that we are still here!"

"Of course, Byakuran sama!" Bluebell said with an eager smile.

Byakuran just chuckled at the eagerness that Bluebell was showing him and ate another marshmallow. His eyes were twinkling with hidden amusement at Bluebell and her childishness that seemed to always want to please him. It was so easy to manipulate that little blue haired girl to his will without her noticing it. Sometimes, it was not even funny anymore to Byakuran how he could so easily get to bent people to his will with just a few carefully said words. Such was the case with Bluebell. Just telling her that she was precious to him and that he had a liking to her had let Bluebell in the palm of his hands. She did not question him and she did not go against him, ever. Even when his orders were rather bizarre and made no sense, she still carried them out.

Ah, that was loyalty he needed from all his little minions. Yet, he wanted them to still fight back a bit. Oh well, one could not have it all, yes? At least he had Kikyo who would sometimes question his orders which would only result with Bluebell yelling at him for daring to question their Byakuran-sama like this. Just the thought about the next fight soon breaking out between those two let Byakuran shaking with laughter. Bluebell flinched suddenly when she heard her Byakuran-sama's laughter.

"Byakuran-sama?" she asked with a small voice, afraid of the man who let this terrible laughter out.

Bluebell may like, even love, her Byakuran-sama. But that did not take her fears from the man when he was all serious about a certain matter or serious at all. The usual smile that was on his face would suddenly vanish and a scary expression would settle on his face. It made her shudder just thinking about it. Of course, then there were the times when Byakuran would let a laughter out that sounded hollow and empty, just wrong! It was a laugh just like he let it out right now. Bluebell did not like it and it scared her to no end which was showing on her face.

"Ah~, is something the matter, Bluebell-chan?" Byakuran asked, still letting his laughter out.

Flinching, Bluebell shook her head in negative.

"Are you sure~?" the laughter was really mocking, hollow and empty, it was just so wrong.

"N- No, B- Byakuran-sama," she stuttered out. "E- Ev- Everything i- i- is f- fine!"

Byakuran just smiled at Bluebell before turning his attention back to the marshmallow bag he had in his hands. `Mhmm~, it seems she is afraid of me~! I wonder why~?ยด he thought mockingly to himself while a cruel smile made its way onto his face. It was only good that Bluebell was not able to see his face. Or else, she might have run screaming from him and alert unnecessary attention which would have his subordinates running into the room. It was something that he did not want and it would just annoy him and he would have to get rid of them all. It was not something what he really wanted to do but if there was no other choice for him, he would have to do it. It would be such a drag to find other minions for him.

So it was only good that Bluebell had not seen it, eh?

"Say, Bluebell~?"

"Y- Yes, Byakuran-sama?" she asked with a somewhat steady voice.

"I have the perfect idea to let Giotto-kun know we are still alive and well~!"

The smirk on Byakuran's face was anything but good.

CPR/KM: SORRY FOR THE CRAPPY LEMONS, PEOPLE! IT WAS MY FIRST TIME WRITING A HET-LEMON! EVER!

Tsunayoshi: jaw drop, brain dead

Lilly: O.O

CPR/KM: Come on, guys, it was not that bad, right?

Lilly, Tsunayoshi: silent

CPR/KM: RIGHT?
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