Disclaimer – I don't own any of the Naruto characters, Masashi Kishimoto created them and holds credit for that.
"Tenten," Neji said calmly, making the girl behind the large oak behind him start. "Please stop following me, it's very disconcerting."
Tenten hopped out from behind the tree, blushing furiously. "Who said I'm following you? Jeez Neji-kun, you're so full of yourself, why do you think every single girl has to have an interest in you? Maybe I was just walking and wanted to take a break, and sit there because it had a good view…" she trailed off before she could humiliate herself further.
"Um. Okay," Neji blinked. "As long as you're here, you may as well fill out this form," he added, pulling the two pieces of paper from a pocket in his shorts. Tenten took the papers, deliberately not meeting Neji's eyes, but still as red as Hinata. Neji started to walk away, before seeming to reconsider, and turned around again. Tenten looked up. Neji looked at her shrewdly. Tenten blinked.
"…Stay," Neji said finally, before turning around and walking off.
Tenten blinked again. Ehhhh? She thought angrily. "I WASN'T FOLLOWING YOU! IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING!" she yelled at his retreating back. Neji just held up his hand, showing her the back of it over his shoulder, clearly saying 'good-bye'.
Tenten huffed. She really wasn't interested in him. He just…caught her off guard was all. She hadn't been following him. She just happened to be walking in the same direction and saw something pretty behind the oak tree. Looking down at the paper he had given her. Thinking about how she had to meet the rest of the team in half an hour at the training grounds they seemed to solely occupy, she pulled out a pen and started filling it out as she walked along.
Are
you left-handed or right-handed?: Right
handed. Aren't most people?
Are
you smart?: Not as smart as some,
but I'm happy with my level of intelligence.
What's
your middle name?: I don't even
have a last name, you think they dignified me with a middle one?
How
many personalities do you have?: I
used to have two, but I got rid of her in therapy.
How
many piercings do you have?: None.
Tattoos?:
I want to get one…but they hurt…
Can
you do a cartwheel?: Quite well
thank you.
Do you have bangs?: Just short ones.
Do you have contact lenses?: No.
Can you drive?: I can drive this kunai straight through a tree.
What do you drive?: …Weapons?
Do you snore?: Nobody's ever told me.
Do you drool in your sleep?: Only if I'm sleeping in an unnatural place, like my desk.
Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: I lick them. Why use a sponge?
What languages do you know?: Japanese, and a little bit of English. Not much.
What's the best awards show?: I don't understand the point of them.
Do you like onions?: They're good in little pieces on burgers.
Do you like cotton candy?: Ah, cotton candy, like at festivals? I wish somebody would take me to a festival…Not Neji! Why does everyone think I like Neji? If you must know, I think Lee-san's a lot nicer than Neji anyway. Stronger too. With a much better body…
What instruments can you play?: A bit of flute.
What words do you overuse?: None.
What do you sleep in?: A futon.
What's your bedtime?: Whenever I feel like sleeping.
How many pillows do you have?: Five. It's comfortable.
Do you like to dance?: Not really.
Do you like to sing?: Sometimes.
Are you any good at it?: I think I am.
How many CDs do you have?: None. I can't afford a CD player…somehow my money from missions always ends up getting spent on other things within the week. Heh…
How many times have you moved houses?: None that I remember.
Do you like where you live?: It's got a nice view.
Is your room messy?: Usually.
Do you like to finger-paint?: I throw paint at a canvas sometimes.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: One stuffed elephant.
Do you sleep with socks on?: I don't actually own socks…
Are you ticklish?: When I'm flirting. Not that I get a chance to do it often…with my teammates, who would? Lee's oblivious to any attempts made on him, and Neji…well, I'm beginning to wonder whether he doesn't swing the other way entirely…what with the hair and all…
Are you shy?: Not usually.
Do you talk to yourself?: Not loudly.
Are you a morning person?: Gai-sensei makes us get up pretty early.
What's your favourite outfit?: What I'm usually seen wearing.
Do you believe in ghosts?: No.
Do you believe in bigfoot?: Never seen him, but it's possible.
What's your favourite feature?: Favourite feature…most likely my abilities with my weapons.
What do you do when you're nervous?: Look around, blush slightly, wring my hands, the usual stuff…
Who's your role model?: Hokage-sama!
What celebrities do you act like?: I'd like to think I act like Hokage-sama, but that's really Sakura-san's territory.
THE LAST PERSON WHO:
Called You?: Lee-san.
Slept In Your Bed?: Myself. Unfortunately…I mean- Ah damn, it won't erase…
Saw You Cry?: Probably Neji-kun, Lee-san and Gai-sensei, because I accidentally hit myself in the leg during training when I was first learning to use a mace.
Made You Cry?: The mace…evil thing…
Spent The Night?: I keep trying to get Neji-kun over for a sleepover, his hair would just be fabulous to work on…no luck so far…
You shared A Drink With?: Neji-kun and Lee-san. We were all dehydrated and Neji-kun was the only one with water.
You went To The Movies with?: Neji-kun, Lee-san and Gai-sensei.
You Went To The Mall With?: Ino.
Yelled At You?: Gai-sensei.
Sent You a letter?: Choji. He seemed to think my hair was some kind of buns…
Said They Were Going Kill You?: Nobody that I can remember.
HAVE YOU EVER:
Been To New York?: No.
Been To Florida?: No, but I'd love to.
California?: Again, as above.
Hawaii?: Hmm…surfing…I wonder if I'd be any good at that…
China?: Yes, once, it was scary…
Canada?: So far away…
Danced?: Yes.
Stalked Someone?: …Yes.
Had A Mud Bath?: Ino talked me into it. NEVER. AGAIN.
Have you been close to death before?: After that fight with Temari, yes.
Wished You Were The Opposite sex?: No, I'm proud to be a strong woman.
Had An Imaginary Friend?: Never needed one.
What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Go to training, what else?
What was your last meal?: Rice balls.
Once you finish this survey, please duplicate the enclosed spare copy and give to your neighbours. Send this copy back to us at 123 Fake Street, Suna.