"Herro!" Linny bounced back onstage. "Please welcome back the evil Miss Zora!"

"Hello darlings! Sorry, I'm late; You wouldn't believe how easy it is to get lost in this neighborhood. Anyway, Linny, glad you're back! Now, onto the fun!" Zora said as she crossed the stage.

"TRUTHS!

Tallests: ever have any nasty run ins with Timelords?"

"I don't think so. You'd think we'd remember something like that." Red shrugged.

"Dib: Have you heard of The Doctor?"

"Who?" Dib asked.

"EXACTLY!" Linny beamed.

"Zim: How would you defeat a rampaging, 50 foot tall water balloon monster?"

"Zim would throw the Dib at it. His weird hair would pop it, and Zim always bathes in paste because of the Wettening." Zim said confidently.

"Tenn: Which tastes better: Vort Dogs or Nachos?"

"Nachos. Do you even know what are IN Vort Dogs?" Tenn shuddered.

"Gir: Who was the turkey all along?"

"IT WAS ME! Ah was the turkey all alooong!" The little robot grinned.

"We know." Linny said, annoyed.

"AH WAS THE TURKEY! MEEEEEEE!" GIR squealed.

Linny growled at him.

"DARES!

Zim and Dib: I dare you to run handcuffed together through a cooperative obstacle course with rabid ZaDr fangirls right behind you.

Reward: being able to beat said fangirls with a blunt instrument if course is completed.

Penalty: Remaining handcuffed if the fangirls catch you."

"WHAT?" They chorused as Linny slapped the handcuffs on their wrists.

"Tallests: Same thing, except it will be rabid RaPr fangirls. Rewards and penalties remain the same."

The Tallests groaned.

The two pairs were poofed into separate mazes, both made of Irken steel. A wall lifted behind them, revealing squealing fangirls.

Zim yelled and activated his PAK legs. He galloped away, dragging Dib on the ground after him.

The Tallests began floating away as fast as they could, both screaming inaudible words.

Both pairs made it about 30 feet. Zim and Dib met a dead end, and were pounced on by the fangirls.

Red and Purple were scared out of their wits by Linny, who had jumped from behind a corner and shouted "Boo!"

Both pairs defeated, they were poofed back onstage. Zim and Dib stood still, glaring at each other sourly.

"Tak: Your mission is to infiltrate the nearest nacho place and skinny dip in the vat of cheese.

Reward: All the Irken soda you can drink once dip is complete and not seen by management.

Penalty: having to run through the studio wearing nothing but the cheese that remains on your person if caught."

"What the bloody Irk is wrong with you people?" Tak snapped. She stomped backstage, followed by a camera. She arrived at the nacho store and snuck into the back room quickly. She arrived at a giant tub of melted cheese and shuddered. She stripped down and slipped into the tub, wincing at the heat. She popped back out as quick as she could, covered in cheese. She snuck back out and bolted back to the studio. The crowd cheered and GIR dipped a hot of into the cheese.

Linny snapped her fingers, and Tak was dressed again without a speck of cheese on her person.

"An Invader has her ways." Tak slumped on a well-earned soda.

"Skoodge: I dare you to take on Mt Midoriyama and complete all challenges.

Reward: 10,000 monies once all sections are completed.

Penalty: having to skydive from 20,000 feet if you wimp out."

Skoodge only managed to get there, then he ran all the way back to the studio, screaming in fear.

Linny shoved him onto a helicopter, waving to the pilot. The cast and crowd laughed as Skoodge plummeted to the Earth.

"Alright, I think the penalties will give you a little fun to work with. Have fun with the others!

See ya!" Zora skipped away.

Linny wiped a tear of laughter from her eye. "Invader Nae! Get out here!"

Nae walked onstage, looking sad. "Hi guys..." She sighed.

"I'm sad. Yep. Even deranged serial killers get sad." She nodded to the shocked crowd.

"Dares

Zim: I'm sad. So hug me" she sniffed.

Zim growled and wrapped her in an awkward hug.

"Linny: Let's listen to five hours of depressing music together."

"But I'm happy," Linny began, then stopped as Nae sniffed again. She put her arm around her shoulder and led her backstage. Adele music echoed softly in the background.

They came back five hours later, still sad.

Dib: Just...go die...I'm not up for killing you right now.

"Truths

Tallest: Do you ever feel bad for throwing all those people out the airlock?"

"Nope." Purple said obliviously.

"GIR: Pig is dead. How does that make you feel?"

"WHY! WHY MY PIGGY! AH LOVEDED YOU PIGGY! AH LOVEDED YOU!" GIR sobbed.

"Stuffs

Zim: Here...have these tissues." Nae handed him a box of Kleenex.

"Linny: Take this box of terribly sad old movies."

Linny nodded and took them. Then she threw them backstage.

"Tak: Eat all these onions. I hope you cry whislt doing so."

Tak munched on one happily. "They taste like Glurp fruit!" She beamed.

"Nae, what's wrong?" Linny asked softly, so different from her normal tone. "We can help..."

Nae only shook her head.

"Bye guys..." She waved and trudged offstage sadly.