AN: I got the information on the Lovers of the Heart, Articles 1-3,
*Remember*, and the reasons a guy likes a girl from a chain letter.
Supposedly, this chain started in 1877, but I was thinking and it turns out
that there really wasn't computers, now, was there? So, the answer to *all*
of your questions is: Yes, I overanalyse and am paranoid. I already thought
you knew that.
On with the chapter!
Chapter 10 (double digits!): Revenge Plans
Hermione awoke on Monday morning after a tough few nights of partying. She still was in awe about what her dream meant. She had no *loved* one! It was absurd, she was more likely to become a celibate than have a "significant other"! She opened the drapery around her bed and smiled as she touched her still silky hair and got up.
Blaise and Pansy were giggling quietly in the corner.
"Sorry, Hermione. We didn't mean to wake you up." Pansy said and closed her Wiz Buddies, the newest advancement toward a wizard computer. It attached you to other wizards and let you look up books and references for class, just like the Internet.
"Oh, 's okay. I was just getting up anyway." She began to ruffle through her trunk. "What are you two up to?"
"Oh, I got this really sweet e-mail from CuDdLe_DaDdY at Wiznet.com." Pansy leant over towards Blaise and began to type.
" 'Cuddle daddy'?" Hermione restated.
Pansy's face burned red almost instantly, "Yes, Greg."
They sat in embarrassed silence for a few seconds. "Here it is!" Pansy shouted and Hermione leant over her to look at the screen.
"The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form
a more perfect kiss,
enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please
but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1.
Kiss on the hand-
I adore you
2.
Kiss on the cheek-
I just want to be friends
3.
Kiss on the neck-
I want you
4.
Kiss on the lips-
I love you
5.
Kiss on the ears-
I am just playing
6.
Kiss anywhere else-
lets not get carried away
7.
Look in your eyes-
kiss me
8.
Playing with your hair-
I can't live without you
9.
Hand on your waist -
I love you to much to let you go.
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1.
Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2.
Guys:
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.
Guys &Girls:
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
Article 3:
The Commandments
1.
Thou shall not squeeze
too hard.
2.
Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
but take one.
3.
Thou shall kiss
at every opportunity.
* Remember * (AN: My favourite is right here)
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:
1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3.
How cute they look when they sleep
4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms
5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world
6.
How cute they are when they eat
7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while
8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside
9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear
10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth
11.
How cute they are when they argue
12.
The way her hand always finds yours
13.
The way they smile
14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight
15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....
16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them
17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"
18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...
19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry
20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly
21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt
22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!
23.
The way they say
"I miss you"
24.
The way you miss them
25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
"Aww!" Hermione squealed. "Gregory Goyle wrote *that*? There is a God!"
Pansy smiled and closed her Wiz Buddies. "So...what about revenge?"
" 'Revenge'?" Hermione restated for the second time this morning.
"Yeah, that newspaper article. You've given it enough time to *seem* like you're over it. But, really, now! He needs pay back!!" Pansy was getting dressed like the other girls (save Millicent whom snored like a garbage truck).
"I've got it!" Blaise screamed. "OK, I was just talking with my homey, Prudence, and she hooked me up with the BEST PRANK EVER!!" (AN: I HEART YOU Pilgrim Prudence!!)
"Shoot," Hermione said whilst buttoning her shirt.
"OK, you need..." Blaise whispered. She gave a detailed plan and they all began to giggle conspiratorially.
By the time they were finished, they had a date, a time, and a plan. "OK, Christmas holidays it is!" Pansy clapped her hands.
Hermione smiled and put on a jumper (sweater), it was getting cold in the November weather.
The three exited the dorms to go find breakfast. At the Great Hall, they saw the worst fight. At least to Hermione it was.
Harry and Ron were having a row.
"SHE WOULDN'T OF LOVED YOU ANYWAY!" Ron, flushed, screamed. Both of them were standing up.
"HERMIONE WOULD TOO! SHE WOULDN'T LIKE YOUR TEMPER! TEMPER BOY!!" Harry laughed maniacally.
"I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED THAT YOUR GAY! SENSITIVE CRAP! HA, GAY MAN!! GAY MAN, GAY MAN!!" Ron shot back, tauntingly circling Harry whose cheeks were burning.
"HERMIONE WOULD *LOVE ME*! AND I'M NOT SENSITIVE, I AM PHILISOPHICAL!!! TEMPER BOY, TEMPER BOY, NANNY NANNY BILLY GOAT!" Harry taunted.
"SHE'S MINE!!!!!!" Ron screamed before bull-ramming Harry to the floor. "Stupid-son of a-bit-"
Ron was punched in the jaw. "Don't you- talk about- my MOTHER!"
They fought for quite some time before the professors came in for breakfast and broke them apart. Hermione was blushing very red. Once seated in the confines of Slytherin's tables, she hid her face behind a pile of pancakes.
"Hermione?! You under there somewhere?" Blaise screamed with humour. She took a banana and started to talk into it, "Why don't these things ever work when you need them."
Hermione laughed a little and began to chow down. (AN: I HATE breakfast...so 'munching down' is the best description y'all 'ill get.)
Millicent was in the Great Hall around ten minutes later. She sat down and shoved a whole bunch of food into her mouth. Hermione sat there, wishing the day to begin.
"Alright, My-oh, Pan-zo, Milli, we should be off." Blaise said as they all got up to go to Transfiguration.
Hermione shoved a bit of pancake into her mouth and ran after them.
~*~*~*~ (AN: That would be the shortest chappy ever, I'm not *that* mean!)
Hermione watched Draco Malfoy slink away for the fifth time today. "Slink" was the only word that could just about capture what he was doing.
The whole Slytherin sixth year always sat down in the Common Room after classes and dinner. From the beginning of November, Draco was *always* there. He'd *always* be making wisecracks and have witty "debates". Hermione thought of them as "arguments", but "debates" sounds more mature.
This week Draco had been simply "slinking" away into his dorm. Or wherever he went, Hermione could never be sure.
At all meals, he'd sit, barely touch his food, smile and make small talk, and "slink" away. And after classes, instead of waiting for his friends, he'd "slink" away. All this "slink"ing was making Hermione suspicious. What was he up to? Maybe he was sick, yes, that was it. He was sick. He looked paler than before, if possible. His eyes seemed bloodshot, and he was always tired during classes. His hair had been gasp falling loosely over his eyes.
Secretly Hermione would admit that it *was* kind of sexy. Secretly, of course. Very secretly. Like, "not if my life was on the line" secretly.
Hermione stood up and paced. "What's the matter Mee-yo?"
"Nothing, none of your business, stay OUT of it!" Hermione snapped.
"Did I say Mee-yo? I meant mee-yow! Hiss!" Cody continued, "Gee, it must be that time of month for that girl *everyday*!"
Everyone laughed and Hermione left the room. She hated it when they made fun of her snapping abilities. Her nature was bossy and irritable. Go figure.
She went to her bedroom and changed into fairy form. Hermione exited the room and was met by a ghastly sight. Draco. On balcony of tower above her. Teetering.
"Oh, holy moley and a bottle of Butterbeer!" Hermione whispered as she flew up there frantically.
~*~*~*~
AN: Yes, I am evil enough to leave you with an absolutely evil cliffy! MWHAHAHA! ::cough, cough:: Alrighty then.
What will Hermione do?
Will Draco fall to his untimely death before she can get there?
And why in all of earth would he be hanging off of a tower's balcony???
Reviewer Reply:
Ravyn Nyte- have I been spelling your name wrong? I can never remember, so sorry if I did! Your prediction...it actually is not right. Half of it can be salvaged. I've had it all planned out, and you predictions are only a quarter right. Don't mess with a genius! MWHAHAH- what? Don't stare at me!!
Pandora- You have one more wish! The other one will be granted next chapter. Not as you think, though. I am just twisting this story as much as I can!
Cuttie-blossom- I hope this was long enough. I tried! No lyrics, see?? I have been trying real hard to get this chapter up and running. Not much happened, right? Ah, well... Thanks, review soon!
O.B.I.M.- Yay! My first threatening review!! Hey... It's kind of dark in here...a lot of shadows...Mummy-Moo! I'm scared!!! LOL. Well, thank you for reviewing. They are appreciated. Even if you DON'T tell me what your name stands for.
Xtreme Nuisance- 'WHOOP', gee, thanks... Y'know, I was walking on the street to get lunch with my friend and I got a "WOOHOO!!" from a passing car. It was the funniest thing ever. I was just adjusting my knee-length skirt! Oh, story, right. Thanks for reviewing!
Sushie-Chan- Sporks RULE!!!! I mean, if the schools won't let forks and spoons in the cafeteria... I mean, plastic, profitable sporks over metal, expensive forks? No competition. Besides, in the tense it was used in, I think a dull plastic spork was scarier. Wow, I am rambling. Yes indeed I have continued. LOL
Leah- Thanks. Not much I can say...other than have a lesson on the root of the word awesome. I mean, awe-some. Awe, as in, 'I am in awe'. And some, as i- Oh, review reply! No more rambling. Thanks for review!
Mdemanatee- Thank you for reviewing!! Smooches and huggies!! In my first chapter I wrote that 'manatees, a very dark creature, stampeded Hogwarts'. That was the wrong word, I meant manticores. Whoops! Thanks again!
Blue-strawberry52- Hmm... I have read and talked about girding with my friends, but I'm not sure... Did you know we are alike? I have red hair too!! I am turning 14 in less than a month after you!! And with that, "May the force be with you", I have that feeling also. I go to Catholic School, so... Yeah. With them itty-bitty uniform skirts and the stiff collared shirts... Yeah, so, erm, I have freckles too? What a random reply. Geesh, I must be rambling and babbling on and on and on an- Oh, whoops! OK, thank you for replying. GO SPONGEBOB!!!!!
Ahem, thank you to everyone who reviewed. Kisses and candy and hugs and free Robbie Williams' CDs and- I GOT MY ROBBIE WILLIAMS CD!!!!!!! YAY!!! I started jumping up and down screaming, "Omigod!"
So, see you next chapter. (Doesn't that sound weird?)
My name means something Red Hair. I forgot what Deese means. I looked it up and can't find it, or else I would have just wrote Blank Red Hair.
Yeah, so I'll just write one of my nicknames down. Which one? Aye, I ramble!
~*~*~Kautee (cow-tay)~*~*~
P.S. REVIEW!!
P.P.S. I am changing my name to Twinkle Tear on the 26th!!
On with the chapter!
Chapter 10 (double digits!): Revenge Plans
Hermione awoke on Monday morning after a tough few nights of partying. She still was in awe about what her dream meant. She had no *loved* one! It was absurd, she was more likely to become a celibate than have a "significant other"! She opened the drapery around her bed and smiled as she touched her still silky hair and got up.
Blaise and Pansy were giggling quietly in the corner.
"Sorry, Hermione. We didn't mean to wake you up." Pansy said and closed her Wiz Buddies, the newest advancement toward a wizard computer. It attached you to other wizards and let you look up books and references for class, just like the Internet.
"Oh, 's okay. I was just getting up anyway." She began to ruffle through her trunk. "What are you two up to?"
"Oh, I got this really sweet e-mail from CuDdLe_DaDdY at Wiznet.com." Pansy leant over towards Blaise and began to type.
" 'Cuddle daddy'?" Hermione restated.
Pansy's face burned red almost instantly, "Yes, Greg."
They sat in embarrassed silence for a few seconds. "Here it is!" Pansy shouted and Hermione leant over her to look at the screen.
"The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form
a more perfect kiss,
enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please
but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1.
Kiss on the hand-
I adore you
2.
Kiss on the cheek-
I just want to be friends
3.
Kiss on the neck-
I want you
4.
Kiss on the lips-
I love you
5.
Kiss on the ears-
I am just playing
6.
Kiss anywhere else-
lets not get carried away
7.
Look in your eyes-
kiss me
8.
Playing with your hair-
I can't live without you
9.
Hand on your waist -
I love you to much to let you go.
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1.
Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2.
Guys:
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.
Guys &Girls:
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
Article 3:
The Commandments
1.
Thou shall not squeeze
too hard.
2.
Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
but take one.
3.
Thou shall kiss
at every opportunity.
* Remember * (AN: My favourite is right here)
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:
1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3.
How cute they look when they sleep
4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms
5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world
6.
How cute they are when they eat
7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while
8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside
9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear
10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth
11.
How cute they are when they argue
12.
The way her hand always finds yours
13.
The way they smile
14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight
15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....
16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them
17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"
18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...
19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry
20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly
21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt
22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!
23.
The way they say
"I miss you"
24.
The way you miss them
25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
"Aww!" Hermione squealed. "Gregory Goyle wrote *that*? There is a God!"
Pansy smiled and closed her Wiz Buddies. "So...what about revenge?"
" 'Revenge'?" Hermione restated for the second time this morning.
"Yeah, that newspaper article. You've given it enough time to *seem* like you're over it. But, really, now! He needs pay back!!" Pansy was getting dressed like the other girls (save Millicent whom snored like a garbage truck).
"I've got it!" Blaise screamed. "OK, I was just talking with my homey, Prudence, and she hooked me up with the BEST PRANK EVER!!" (AN: I HEART YOU Pilgrim Prudence!!)
"Shoot," Hermione said whilst buttoning her shirt.
"OK, you need..." Blaise whispered. She gave a detailed plan and they all began to giggle conspiratorially.
By the time they were finished, they had a date, a time, and a plan. "OK, Christmas holidays it is!" Pansy clapped her hands.
Hermione smiled and put on a jumper (sweater), it was getting cold in the November weather.
The three exited the dorms to go find breakfast. At the Great Hall, they saw the worst fight. At least to Hermione it was.
Harry and Ron were having a row.
"SHE WOULDN'T OF LOVED YOU ANYWAY!" Ron, flushed, screamed. Both of them were standing up.
"HERMIONE WOULD TOO! SHE WOULDN'T LIKE YOUR TEMPER! TEMPER BOY!!" Harry laughed maniacally.
"I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED THAT YOUR GAY! SENSITIVE CRAP! HA, GAY MAN!! GAY MAN, GAY MAN!!" Ron shot back, tauntingly circling Harry whose cheeks were burning.
"HERMIONE WOULD *LOVE ME*! AND I'M NOT SENSITIVE, I AM PHILISOPHICAL!!! TEMPER BOY, TEMPER BOY, NANNY NANNY BILLY GOAT!" Harry taunted.
"SHE'S MINE!!!!!!" Ron screamed before bull-ramming Harry to the floor. "Stupid-son of a-bit-"
Ron was punched in the jaw. "Don't you- talk about- my MOTHER!"
They fought for quite some time before the professors came in for breakfast and broke them apart. Hermione was blushing very red. Once seated in the confines of Slytherin's tables, she hid her face behind a pile of pancakes.
"Hermione?! You under there somewhere?" Blaise screamed with humour. She took a banana and started to talk into it, "Why don't these things ever work when you need them."
Hermione laughed a little and began to chow down. (AN: I HATE breakfast...so 'munching down' is the best description y'all 'ill get.)
Millicent was in the Great Hall around ten minutes later. She sat down and shoved a whole bunch of food into her mouth. Hermione sat there, wishing the day to begin.
"Alright, My-oh, Pan-zo, Milli, we should be off." Blaise said as they all got up to go to Transfiguration.
Hermione shoved a bit of pancake into her mouth and ran after them.
~*~*~*~ (AN: That would be the shortest chappy ever, I'm not *that* mean!)
Hermione watched Draco Malfoy slink away for the fifth time today. "Slink" was the only word that could just about capture what he was doing.
The whole Slytherin sixth year always sat down in the Common Room after classes and dinner. From the beginning of November, Draco was *always* there. He'd *always* be making wisecracks and have witty "debates". Hermione thought of them as "arguments", but "debates" sounds more mature.
This week Draco had been simply "slinking" away into his dorm. Or wherever he went, Hermione could never be sure.
At all meals, he'd sit, barely touch his food, smile and make small talk, and "slink" away. And after classes, instead of waiting for his friends, he'd "slink" away. All this "slink"ing was making Hermione suspicious. What was he up to? Maybe he was sick, yes, that was it. He was sick. He looked paler than before, if possible. His eyes seemed bloodshot, and he was always tired during classes. His hair had been gasp falling loosely over his eyes.
Secretly Hermione would admit that it *was* kind of sexy. Secretly, of course. Very secretly. Like, "not if my life was on the line" secretly.
Hermione stood up and paced. "What's the matter Mee-yo?"
"Nothing, none of your business, stay OUT of it!" Hermione snapped.
"Did I say Mee-yo? I meant mee-yow! Hiss!" Cody continued, "Gee, it must be that time of month for that girl *everyday*!"
Everyone laughed and Hermione left the room. She hated it when they made fun of her snapping abilities. Her nature was bossy and irritable. Go figure.
She went to her bedroom and changed into fairy form. Hermione exited the room and was met by a ghastly sight. Draco. On balcony of tower above her. Teetering.
"Oh, holy moley and a bottle of Butterbeer!" Hermione whispered as she flew up there frantically.
~*~*~*~
AN: Yes, I am evil enough to leave you with an absolutely evil cliffy! MWHAHAHA! ::cough, cough:: Alrighty then.
What will Hermione do?
Will Draco fall to his untimely death before she can get there?
And why in all of earth would he be hanging off of a tower's balcony???
Reviewer Reply:
Ravyn Nyte- have I been spelling your name wrong? I can never remember, so sorry if I did! Your prediction...it actually is not right. Half of it can be salvaged. I've had it all planned out, and you predictions are only a quarter right. Don't mess with a genius! MWHAHAH- what? Don't stare at me!!
Pandora- You have one more wish! The other one will be granted next chapter. Not as you think, though. I am just twisting this story as much as I can!
Cuttie-blossom- I hope this was long enough. I tried! No lyrics, see?? I have been trying real hard to get this chapter up and running. Not much happened, right? Ah, well... Thanks, review soon!
O.B.I.M.- Yay! My first threatening review!! Hey... It's kind of dark in here...a lot of shadows...Mummy-Moo! I'm scared!!! LOL. Well, thank you for reviewing. They are appreciated. Even if you DON'T tell me what your name stands for.
Xtreme Nuisance- 'WHOOP', gee, thanks... Y'know, I was walking on the street to get lunch with my friend and I got a "WOOHOO!!" from a passing car. It was the funniest thing ever. I was just adjusting my knee-length skirt! Oh, story, right. Thanks for reviewing!
Sushie-Chan- Sporks RULE!!!! I mean, if the schools won't let forks and spoons in the cafeteria... I mean, plastic, profitable sporks over metal, expensive forks? No competition. Besides, in the tense it was used in, I think a dull plastic spork was scarier. Wow, I am rambling. Yes indeed I have continued. LOL
Leah- Thanks. Not much I can say...other than have a lesson on the root of the word awesome. I mean, awe-some. Awe, as in, 'I am in awe'. And some, as i- Oh, review reply! No more rambling. Thanks for review!
Mdemanatee- Thank you for reviewing!! Smooches and huggies!! In my first chapter I wrote that 'manatees, a very dark creature, stampeded Hogwarts'. That was the wrong word, I meant manticores. Whoops! Thanks again!
Blue-strawberry52- Hmm... I have read and talked about girding with my friends, but I'm not sure... Did you know we are alike? I have red hair too!! I am turning 14 in less than a month after you!! And with that, "May the force be with you", I have that feeling also. I go to Catholic School, so... Yeah. With them itty-bitty uniform skirts and the stiff collared shirts... Yeah, so, erm, I have freckles too? What a random reply. Geesh, I must be rambling and babbling on and on and on an- Oh, whoops! OK, thank you for replying. GO SPONGEBOB!!!!!
Ahem, thank you to everyone who reviewed. Kisses and candy and hugs and free Robbie Williams' CDs and- I GOT MY ROBBIE WILLIAMS CD!!!!!!! YAY!!! I started jumping up and down screaming, "Omigod!"
So, see you next chapter. (Doesn't that sound weird?)
My name means something Red Hair. I forgot what Deese means. I looked it up and can't find it, or else I would have just wrote Blank Red Hair.
Yeah, so I'll just write one of my nicknames down. Which one? Aye, I ramble!
~*~*~Kautee (cow-tay)~*~*~
P.S. REVIEW!!
P.P.S. I am changing my name to Twinkle Tear on the 26th!!