Hello people of this site I'm SuperKamiGuruFTW and welcome to the next installment in this series.

Recently a user on this site helped me see the error of my ways. So as thank you to the user I made this one-shot.

Title: (Coming up with titles is not my strength)

Rating: T

Pairing: Finn & Hot Dog Princess

We find Finn heading to Hot Dog Princess's home to ask her an important question. "Hey, Hot Dog Princess are you in there?" the boy shouted. After saying that the princess came out of her home and walked towards him.

"Hello Finn! What brings you here?" Hot Dog Princess said really happy to see him.

"I'm throwing this big party for Flame Princess and I'm trying to get everyone in ooo to come. So I was wondering if you would come." the hero who replaced Billy explained.

"Hmm I don't think I can make it." the princess said obviously lying.

"Come on I'm trying to make FP feel comfortable around everyone. Can you please come." he begged.

"Sorry I just don't want to get burned by her!" the princess of hot dogs said.

"She wont burn you I swear." the human said.

"I don't want to take the chance. Sorry Finn." the hot dog with a crown said as she headed towards her home.

"Come on I just want everyone to make her feel like she not the most dangerous person in ooo." he said trying to make her stay.

"I'm sure she'll be more comfortable if I'm not there." she replied.

"Please I'll do anything." that made the hot dog stop and turn around.

"Anything?"

"Anything just name it." the princess giggled after hearing that. She then went inside her dog house and when she came out she was holding mustard. As soon as she arrived to Finn she handed it to him. "Whats this for?"

"If you want me to come. All you have to do is put that mustard on your hands and rub it on my body." she explained.

"WHAT! ARE YOU INSANE!" Finn shouted thinking that was the grosses thing in the world.

"Well if you don't do it I wont come to that party." she said.

"...Err alright fine. Lets just get this over with." Finn said. She then got on the ground waiting for him to rub it on her. 'Okay you can do this. Just think of something else while you do it. Okay thinking.' he then thinks of the time he saw Marceline naked. 'WHY DID I THINK THAT!'

"I'm waiting." the giant hot dog said interrupting his train of thought. He knew he couldn't think of anything else so he just put the mustard on his hands and he slowly brought his hands towards the princess's back. He then rubs it on her back slowly hating everything about this then started going fast. 'He's going so fast. His hands feel so warm.' she thought enjoying every moment of it.

"There I'm done! Will you go now?" the hero said irritated as he moved his hands away from her. The princess then turned around to reveal her stomach.

"Rub my belly now." she said trying to sound seductive.

"WHAT! NO! You said if I rub mustard on your back you'll come." the hero said pissed off.

"Correction I said I would come if you rub it on my body not just my back." the hot dog said.

'Flame Princess you owe me big time!' Finn thought to himself. Out of all the of the disgusting things he's done in the past. This was one of the worse. "Are you sure there isn't anything else I can do?" the kid with the bear hat asked.

"Nope you have to do this or I wont come." the princess who was enjoying this said.

"Sigh Gob Damnit!" he then put the mustard on his hands again. He knew there wasnt anything else he could do to change her mind so he just had to man up a face this. He placed his hands on her stomach and started rubbing the mustard on her stomach.

'THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!' the princess thought as he continues to rub her stomach with disgust written all over his face. But soon he was done putting the mustard on her and the princess felt satisfied. "That was great!" the princess said getting up.

"Now will you come?" Finn asked not happy about doing that.

"Okay Finn I'll come to that party and make her feel welcome." she said walking to her house.

Then the party was held and everyone in ooo was there. However one princess did something to the guest of honor and made her attack everyone but that's another story. You know I feel like people are gonna hate me for this. Also the Revenge of Cooler abridged is out and I found it to be hilarious.