Max, Bobby, and PJ are driving towards the college. All three of them were looking at the map.
"Hey Bob, um, who's driving?" Asked Max They looked up from the map and scream as they saw a semi truck heading straight for them. They grab the wheel and try to steer away, but crash into the semi. "..Ok, that is it! Why is it that every single one of my appearances involve me running into or almost getting run over by semis? I'm sick of it!"
"Bad luck?" PJ suggested.
XX
At work, Goofy pushes the reverse button out of panic. The machine goes out of control, and Goofy gets sucked through pipes and into the main machine. It doesn't explode.
The director sighed. "Cut..."
XX
Max, PJ, and Bobby skateboard through campus. Two male students carrying a couch with a third male student laying on it cross Max's path. They stop and look up in confusion. Max crashes into the couch, causing it to fall over backwards.
The director slapped his forehead. "Cut!"
(Take 2)
Max tries jumping over the couch, but trips over the headrest and falls.
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"
XX
"Don;'t you dare waste my time, 'cause life can stop..." Beret Girl (Let's call her BG) turned on a flashlight and flips a coin. "...on a dime."
PJ stares in awe. The dime flips towards him, but PJ didn't catch it. PJ chuckled nervously.
"All right, let's do that again..."
XX
"I'm gonna go give him a Gamma welcome." Bradley smiled, handed his helmet to Tank, and walked over to Max, who is getting coffee. They bump into each other. Coffee accidentally spills all over Brad's sweater. Brad is pissed. "Why...you..." He pushes his sleeves up.
"Cut!" The director shouted. "That's not your line!"
"I DON'T FUCKING CARE!" Brad screamed angrily. "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS SWEATER COSTS?"
"Dude!" Max exclaimed, shocked. Brad glares at him. Max gulps nervously,. "I'll...pay for the dry cleaning..."
(Take 2)
Max bumps into Brad, spilling coffee. But instead of landing on his sweater, it lands on his crotch.
Max winced. "Aw, crap..."
Bradley screams in pain and clutches his crotch. "OH MY GOD, IT BURNS!"
Everybody laughed at Bradley's crying and writhing.
(Take 3)
Max bumps into Bradley, but instead of the coffee spilling on Bradley, it spills on Max.
"AWWW! GODDAMMIT!" Max yelled in pain.
"HA! Now you know how I feel!" Bradley taunted.
XXX
"Bradley." Bradley introduced himself to Max without shaking his hand. "Bradley Uppercrust III." Behind him, Tank clears his throat. "Oh yeah, and my right-hand man, Gamma boyfr-" Bradley looked horrified for a split second then composed himself. "I MEAN BROTHER...Tank."
Max blinked at Bradley. "Were you about to say 'boyfriend'?"
"Of course not!" Bradley snapped. "It was a slip of the tongue!"
Max shrugged, not buying it. "Okay..."
"IT WAS!" Bradley shrieked, his left eye twitching.
Max backed away slowly. "Okay. Geez..."
XXX
"Oh. Sorry, but PJ, Bobby, and I are a team." Max said soberly. "It's all of us or none of me."
Bradley aims a gun at Max's head and speaks in a demonic voice. "Join us or die!"
Max stared at Bradley in shock and horror. "What the hell, man?"
"Bradley, get your goddamn line right!" The director ordered.
"...But...can I still kill Max?" Asked Bradley.
"No! I don't want to chance his dad becoming a terrorist against Gammas!" The director shouted back.
Bradley looked at Max. "Is he exaggerating?"
Max shook his head. "I don't think so, dude."
XXX
"The only thing you three could win is a faggot contest, FAGS!" Tank commented. The Gammas laughed.
The director stared in shock and blinked. "Oy vey..."
XXX
Bradley leans against Max with his elbow on Max's shoulder. "All right, quit playing with my emotions." Bradley then burst out laughing, and leans against Max, who laughs with him.
XX
"I'm giving you the opportunity to join the Gamma Mu Mu Fraternity!" Bradley exclaimed.
PJ crowded around. "Moo, moo! Who wants to join a bunch of fags?"
The director sighed. "This is gonna be a long day..."
XXX
"Oooh, passion!" Bradley exclaimed sarcastically. "I like your style, Little Miss Moccachino, but I'm a little busy right now."
"Well, I'm dizzy right now from your lame-ass comebacks." BG retorted.
"Oooohhhhh!" Max, PJ, and Bobby chorused.
XXX
Bradley chuckles dryly. "Uh...why don't you go off and save some whales or something?"
BG glares at Bradley. She snaps her fingers in front of his face, and accidentally hits him. She gasps. "Oh! Oooh. Sorry about that. Are you okay?"
Everyone except Bradley laughed. Bradley clutched his nose. "You suck..."
XXX
Everyone snaps their fingers and glare at Bradley until he explodes. "KNOCK IT OFF!" Everyone stops snapping. Max smirks and snaps his fingers twice in Bradley's face and bursts out laughing.
"Du-hude. Sweet!" PJ laughed.
Bradley pushed up his sleeves and gritted his teeth angrily. "You're dead meat."
Max stares at Bradley...then slaps him across the face. Bradley runs out of the cafe crying hysterically.
"...That was random." Bobby commented.
XXX
Bradley and Max shake hands. "Get ready to wipe the dirt off my shoes..." He pulls Max's hand towards him, but pulls a little harder than he meant to. Max slams into him and they both laugh.
XXX
Tank shoots spitballs at Max. Max turns around angrily.
"Spitballs? Seriously?" He whispered angrily. "What are you, in high school?"
XXX
"A year?" PJ said frantically. "Did he say a year? I heard a year, man, I heard a year." He whimpered. "Hold me and tell me he didn't say a year!"
Bobby walked over to PJ and held him. "He didn't say a year."
PJ and Max stared at Bobby. "...Dude."
"Awkward?"
"Yeah." PJ gently pushed Bobby off.
XXX
"He's got his life, I've got my life." Max gestured to himself. "My life" echoed a few times.
The trio were quiet for a few minutes until PJ spoke. "What if...you are his life?"
Inception music starts playing until Max frowns. "Oh, dear God, I hope not!"
XXX
Goofy gets breakfast and somehow manages to slide onto a chair. He trips over it sending food flying, causing everyone to laugh.
(Take 2)
Goofy slides on the chair to Max's table, slides the tray towards Max a little too far. Food spills all over Max.
"...Fuck my life..."
XXX
Max and Goofy are studying at the library. Max nearly falls asleep when a paper plane hits him. He reads it. It says "Meet us in the Music Appreciation aisle. 911!"
"...You know, I'm sensing some major foreshadowing here..." Max said aloud.
XXX
Max clears his throat to get the librarians' attention. Sylvia looks up from her work and smiles.
"Good evening, gentlemen-oh." She snickers and laughs. "That wasn't right, was it?"
(Take 2)
"...I am the head librarian versed in all assets..." Sylvia laughed. "Sorry!"
"Cut! Let's do that again!" The director said. He sighed. "This is gonna take forever..."
XXX
"Good morning, Ms. Mar...pole...eee...Marpole. Marpole!" Max greeted Sylvia. "My dad needs a library card. Could you..." Silence follows. "...say your line?" He and Goofy laugh.
Sylvia blushed when she realizes she missed her cue. "Oh! Oh, sorry!" She laughed.
XXX
Sylvia grinned excitedly and stood up. "Oooh, gosh! Remember the Boogie Duck?"
"That was my all-time favorite!" Goofy exclaimed. He started quacking and acting like a duck. Sylvia laughs and plays along.
Donald Duck walks in randomly. "Hey, Goofy!" He waved as he walked by.
"Oh, hey, Donald!" Goofy stops dancing and waves to him. He does a double-take. "Donald? What are you doing in my movie?"
"...I have no idea."
XXX
At Club Rave, Max, PJ, and Bobby are enjoying as plate of nachos. An African American woman in a green mini dress approaches Max from behind.
"Hey, hi. I know you." The woman said smiling. "You're that awesome new skateboarder. Save a dance for me?"
Max tries to swallow his mouthful of nachos, but ends up choking. He wrings his neck and stomps his feet repeatedly.
PJ sighed and turned to Bobby. "Please tell me you know the Heimlich."
Bobby shook his head and shrugged. "Sorry, dude. I don't."
PJ looked at the woman hopefully. The woman shook her head. PJ sighed again in frustration. "'Course you don't..." He got up and performed the Heimlich on Max. His nachos shot out of his mouth, and hit Bobby, knocking him unconscious. Max fell to the ground gasping for breath.
XXX
"Save a dance for me?" Asked the woman.
Max swallowed. "No problem." He stared at the woman as she walked away.
PJ and Bobb6y spit their nachos out and burst out laughing. "You dance?"
Max raised an eyebrow. "Why are you surprise4d? I danced with Powerline!"
PJ and Bobby shrugged and looked at each other.
"Crappy writing and different director?" Bobby suggested.
"Oh, quit blaming it on me!" The director threw his hands up in frustration.
"But it's your fault!" Max pointed out. "You made me look like an ass!"
"You are an ass, Max." PJ pointed out.
"Shut up, PJ!"
XXX
"It is endemic of the current culture that those with large stature are overlooked, except by vultures. With no regard for the depth of their souls, the height of their passion, the beauty of their moments." PJ lamented. Max and Bobby stared in surprise and shock. PJ raised an eyebrow at Max. "Why are you surprised, Max? You know I've written poetry before!"
"...Yeah, well, the first movie wasn't in tune with Goof Troop either." Max shrugged and looked away.
XXX
Music plays as Sylvia walks out in a strapless green jumpsuit. She danced a little to the music and looked at Goofy seductively. Suddenly, a group of college men tackled Sylvia and started raping her. Sylvia started screaming in horror.
"Gawrsh..." Goofy looked on, concerned. He ran forward to save Sylvia.
The director looked disgusted. "...That is sick."
(Take 2)
Sylvia comes out in her green jumpsuit and dances a little. Goofy is mesmerized. His ears fly backwards, and his collar flaps flap.
"DANCE ORGY!" Someone shouted out. Everyone screamed and started having sex with the first person they see.
"...Un-freaking-believable..." The director started shaking his head.
XXX
Sylvia and Goofy sit on a park bench enjoying the view.
"Oh, Goofy," Sylvia sighed and lay her head on his shoulder. "this is the best night of my life."
"Yeah. Mine, too." Goofy replied. He smiled. "'Cause Maxie was born in the mornin' and I got married in the afternoon. Ah-yuck!" Sylvia just stared at him. "...What?"