Regular High School

by NicolaiFan4839

Mordecai the blue jay and Rigby the raccoon are at High School and now they are challenging every girl, bullies and the popular gang. Can they survive high school? With the help of old friends and new friends, simply yes. Rated T for...some issues.

10. Chapter 10

Chapter 10: Last Day

Hey guys and females, long time no update. Ok I'm just gonna cut to the chase, this is the longest chapter in the Regular Show Archives so enjoy the chapter and review afterwards...

Mordecai, Rigby, Billy and Jake were running away with fear. Mordecai looked behind as he saw a angry teenage mob with fork sticks and fire torches. The four eventually ran into a dead-end and Rigby scan the area for a safe way to hide while the angry mob hasn't spot them yet but he didn't find.

Rigby looked at Mordecai angrily, "You see happens when you don't listen to Margaret and Eileen!" shouted Rigby.

Mordecai glared at him, "Wait a second, Margaret and Eileen aren't even involved. And you were the one who took the ruby because you thought it was your diamond toy." said Mordecai

Jake groaned, "Guys, please, we are in the urge of dying and you're talking about your thoughts. Rigby, the first thing a Sophomore doesn't do is to prank the principal who has two deadly tough bodyguards. Now we're here, wailing our voices t... Billy, are you okay?" asked Jake as he looked at Billy, who was hyperventilating.

Billy couldn't stop hyperventilating, "I... always... do this...when... I'm... having... a... panic... attack." said Billy.

Rigby looked at Mordecai, "This is the worst last day of school ever." said Rigby.

Jake winced, "Last day of school, how about you call it 'last day of our lives'." said Jake as the door was busted open by Max.

Max fixed his knuckles, "This is gonna be fun." said Max as the others surrounded Mordecai, Rigby, Billy and Jake.

(Before you see what 'happens', let's have a playback of what 'happened')

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The sun shone through the town of Twin Peaks. The birds were singing. Some dads were picking up the newspapers that were thrown away by the newspaper boy or whatever they are called. Inside a blue painted house, a blue jay was woken up by the alarm clock. Mordecai, the blue jay, stood up and went to the bathroom to shower. After 5 minutes of showering, Mordecai got out and went to his room to put on his white T-shirt and went downstairs to eat breakfast.

As he descended down the stairs, Miley approached him and hugged him, "Hello my big brother." greeted Miley.

Mordecai shot a weird face, "Ah...hey Miley." said Mordecai as he attempted to go to the kitchen.

Miley blocked his path, "So how's my favourite person in the world doing today?" asked Miley with a soft voice.

Mordecai rolled his eyes, "Favourite person in the world, really Miley, I'm surprised that you still use those words just to make me give you anything, too bad because that only worked when you were 5 years old." said Mordecai.

Miley giggled, "You're funny. Mommy told me to make something nice for you because you're going to the tenth grade once this school year is over. Only two days until school is finished so I'm happy that I'll be joining your school next school term." said Miley.

Mordecai groaned, "Miley, stop acting nice, its not working." said Mordecai as he went to the kitchen. Once he got in, he saw cinnamon buns and brownies on a tray that was putted on the kitchen table and on top the tray, there's a note. Mordecai took the note and read it, "Hey, Mordecai. I've seen that you saw the surprise that Miley has done for you. Me and your dad tried eating one brownie but Miley chased us out of the kitchen. She's been acting...nice today and she woke up at 5am just to make your cinnamon buns and brownies. Me and your dad are off to work so please, this is the first time seeing Miley caring about you so don't mess it up. XO Mom" said Mordecai.

Mordecai frowned at Miley, "You woke up at 5am just to make cinnamon buns and brownies, my favourite foods in the world...for me?" asked Mordecai.

Miley nodded, "Yes. If you gonna ask why, its because I love you." said Miley as she hugged Mordecai.

Mordecai stopped breathing as his mind was filled with the 'I love you' statement Miley told him. Seriously, Miley literary told Mordecai that she loves him. What's next for Mordecai, Rigby can finally admit that he loves Eileen, Max becoming the 45th president of USA, or Margaret and Mandy hugging each other.

Mordecai freaked out as he fell down, "Ah, Miley, are you okay?" asked Mordecai.

Miley smiled, "I'm okay as a flower growing beautifully." said Miley.

Mordecai panicked, "First you hugged me, you smiled at me, you made me food and worst of all, you told me that you love me. Who are you and what have you done with Miley?!" shouted Mordecai as he ran away.

Miley chuckled, "Hm, I scared Mordecai so that he wouldn't return home from school until mom and dad return from work. Phase 1: complete. Since my school has closed yesterday, I have the whole house to myself." said Miley as she picked up her phone and called someone, "Alice, I'm bored so call the whole 'C' list and tell them to come to my crib." said Miley as she hanged up her phone.

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Rigby was watching a cartoon show while he was done organising himself for school. Then his mom appeared, "Hey Rigby, aren't you suppose to be at school?" asked Rigby's mom.

Rigby groaned, "The school start in 40 minutes. I gotta finish this show first." said Rigby as Don sat next to Rigby and he took the remote and changed the channel.

Rigby looked at Don angrily, "Hey, I was watching!" shouted Rigby.

Don looked at him, "Whatcha gonna do, punk?" said Don with a deep voice.

Rigby felt offended, "What did you just said?" asked Rigby.

Don grabbed Rigby's throat, "I said that go make me popcorns and add vinegar on them. Got it, small fry?" said Don as Rigby winced.

Rigby sweated, "I'll do it right away, sir." said Rigby.

Don smirked, "You'll make a fine servant, punk." said Don as he let Rigby him go.

Rigby's mom returned as she saw Rigby making popcorns, "Why are you making popcorns in the morning?" asked Rigby's mom.

Rigby whispered, "Don has transformed to be someone tough and mean. If you don't believe me, don't let me ask him." whispered Rigby as he finished making popcorns.

Rigby bought the popcorns to Don, "Here are your popcorns with vinegar, master Don." said Rigby.

Don laughed, "Hm, well done, short one. You may go to school." said Don as Rigby picked up his backpack and ran away.

Rigby and Don's mom chuckled, "Don, what are you doing?" asked Rigby and Don's mom.

Don chuckled, "Well, Miley told me that if I want to control my big brother, I have to act tough and mean. Since I'm already taller than Rigbone, I only needed a deep voice." said Don with his normal voice.

Rigby and Don's mom chuckled, "Hm, that Miley is always up to something...crazier than Mordecai and Rigby." said Rigby and Don's mom.

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Mordecai and Rigby arrived at school while running and panting. The two stopped as they saw Billy and Mandy reading the school newspaper so they went to them.

Mordecai and Rigby sat at the bench next to Billy and Mandy, "Hey guys" greeted Rigby.

Mandy kissed Mordecai on the beak, "Hey sweet heart" greeted Mandy.

Just to be on the same level, Mordecai and Mandy started dating after the whole 'zombie infiltration'. Mordecai didn't like it at first because Margaret was heartbroken. The face she made when she heard that Mordecai and Mandy are dating was terrifying. She even invited Rigby instead of him on a party she had for her friend from Australia, Cj. But in overall, Mordecai and Mandy dated for about a month now its two days before the school year ends so they decided to make the best of it.

Rigby and Billy sighed, "Do you really have to kiss each other every morning, wait no, every time?" asked Rigby.

Mandy chuckled, "If I was you, I would just ask Eileen out." said Mandy as Billy laughed.

Rigby got mad, "STOP TALKING!" said Rigby.

Margaret appeared in front of the four, "Hey Mordecai, can I talk to you alone? It will take just few seconds." said Margaret.

Mandy rolled her eyes, "Me and Mordecai are busy at this moment so come back after you grow old, grandma." said Mandy.

Margaret gave her the death glare, "Ok, since your bouncer doesn't want us to talk alone, I'll just tell you right now. My dad invited your mom and dad for dinner because my dad used to be my dad's friend in high school so he's planning to make a reconciliation thing. My mom told me to work with you with the preparations." said Margaret.

Mordecai smiled, "Oh, cool, so when can we start?" asked Mordecai.

Margaret smiled, "After school." replied Margaret.

Mordecai looked at Margaret, "Are friends allowed to come?" asked Mordecai.

Margaret chuckled, "Its a family dinner, the word family means a group of people connected by a blood timeline of their ancestors, so no friends allowed. Only Cj is allowed because she is sleeping over." said Margaret.

Mandy frowned, "What?! But Mordecai, we have to go to that movie starring Channing Tatum. They are showing it tonight only." said Mandy.

Mordecai sighed, "Oh yeah, sorry Mandy but family is important. There's always next time." said Mordecai.

Mandy sulked, "Yeah, by next time, you mean next year when they are playing the movie on TV." said Mandy.

Margaret giggled, "So Mordecai, see you later." said Margaret as she walked away.

Mandy got up, "I have to go to the janitor to kill his vibe and ruin his life, he always picks me up when I'm sad. Billy! Let's go." said Mandy as she and Billy walked away.

Rigby smirked, "So how do you feel, Mordecai?" asked Rigby.

Mordecai looked at him, "What do you mean?" asked Mordecai.

Rigby giggled, "You know, two eyes on one face." said Rigby. Mordecai shrugged his shoulders as Rigby laughed, "two peas in a pod." said Rigby. Mordecai continued shrugging as Rigby again laughed, "two doors in a house." said Rigby as Mordecai again shrugged his shoulders. Rigby sighed, "Dude, I'm talking about you. On your left hand, you love Mandy because she has the same traits as you but on your right hand, Margaret is all you need in life." said Rigby.

Mordecai frowned, "Dude, stop talking nonsense. I only love Mandy. Me and Margaret are history." said Mordecai.

Rigby smiled, "History, you say, let's list your 'history' with Margaret. A month ago, you two went on a movie together while you were working on a project. 2 weeks ago, Margaret saved your butt when you were drowning in the school swimming pool and she gave you a month-to-month CPR. Last week, you kissed Margaret on the beak!" shouted Rigby.

Mordecai punched Rigby on the shoulder, "Dude, you know the last part was an accident. In fact, you tripped her and she fell on top of me while I was eating my taco. When she fell on me, she bumped my taco and I kissed her by mistake." said Mordecai as he punched Rigby again.

Rigby rubbed his saw shoulder, "Ow! What was that for?!" winced Rigby.

Mordecai chuckled, "That's for tripping her and killing my taco time." said Mordecai as he walked away.

The school bell rang as everyone went to their classes.

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Nutrition break arrived as everyone got out of their classes and went to the school cafeteria to eat their lunch. The fatal 4, which is the name given by Margaret referring to Mordecai, Rigby, Billy and Jake's friendship, sat on their usual table as they talked about the last day of school that is coming in 2 days.

Then Tyler appeared as he sat on the fatal table, "Hey guys" greeted Tyler.

Mordecai smiled, "Hey Tyler, where's your sister?" asked Tyler.

Tyler sighed, "She's busy with the newspaper job." said Tyler.

Billy looked at him, "She works there?" asked Billy.

Tyler sighed again, "Yeah, its hard to talk to her while she works there. Since some dude quit working there, the newspaper crew are looking for someone to help them." said Tyler.

Jake chuckled, "They're hiring, huh, I wish them good luck finding someone who is lame." said Jake.

Rigby giggled, "Yeah, who would be dumb enough of working as a paper boy?" said Rigby as he and Jake laughed.

Tyler remember something, "Well, its kinda cool working there. They are searching for someone to work with the journalist, who is my sister Taylor. I think they are looking for a photographer. My sister told me that the photographer and the journalist position are the coolest jobs in this school. They get free paid-day off, no homework and no PE classes." said Tyler.

Rigby narrow his eyes on Tyler, "Wow, wow, wow, back up. Did you say free paid-day off?" asked the curious Rigby.

Tyler smiled, "Yeah, that means that you can bunk school if the principal and the journalist allow it." stated Tyler.

Rigby dropped his mouth, "Free paid-day off..." said Rigby.

Billy dropped his mouth, "No PE classes..." said Billy.

Jake dropped his mouth, "No homework..." said Jake.

Mordecai dropped his mouth, "I forgot my lunch at home..." said Mordecai.

Tyler saw the four speechless and paralysed, "Ah, I guess I gotta go now, close your mouths when you're done...acting like cavemen." said Tyler as he walked away.

The four snapped out of it as they looked suspiciously at each other then a western background music played, dramatically. Mordecai looked at Billy, who was looking at Jake, who was looking at Rigby, who was looking at Mordecai then the four narrowed their eyes at each other. Mordecai started tapping his fingers on the table starting from his pinkie to his thumb. Rigby's heartbeat was beating two times per two seconds. Billy was drumming the table with his pens. Jake keeps moving his tray that was filled with food left and right. Then the four breathed heavily.

Billy stood up, "May you excuse me, I'm going to the Science Class. I forgot my book there." said Billy as he slowly walked away.

Rigby stood up and grabbed him, "Hold on, tiger. Though you are frickin' smarter than us, I can calculate your mind by adding it. According to my calculations, the answer is that your smart body is going to the newspaper room to get that job." said Rigby.

Billy narrowed his eyes on Rigby, "First of all, that is really creepy, despite the fact that it doesn't make any sense. Secondly, I thought you hate the job." said Billy.

Rigby smirked, "There's a first time for everything, buddy." said Rigby as he and Billy looked at each other.

Mordecai and Jake looked at each other and they got up and ran out of the cafeteria to the newspaper room, which was on the other side of school. Rigby and Billy frowned as they followed the two. Jake saw some cleaning tools that are used by the janitor as he took a bucket filled with water and he splashed the water that was in the bucket on the ground, blocking the other's path. Mordecai acted smartly as he took a mop and a caution sign as he used the object as a skateboard, much to Jake's surprise.

Rigby and Billy saw the ground wet, "Oh, man. If we run through this wet ground, we'll fall badly." said Billy.

Rigby got mad, "And if we walk step by step, we won't fall and Mordecai or Jake will get the job first." said Rigby.

Billy thought of something, "Hey, I have an idea. We can use these mops as a breakthrough. You know, we can run while we're swiping the floor in front of us. For example, a celebrity needs a bodyguard to get through to some crazy fans. We can use the mops as bodyguards so we can get to the other side." said Billy.

Rigby grabbed a mop, "Less talking, more swiping." said Rigby.

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Jake got out of the half of the school as he entered the second half of the school. Mordecai caught up to him as Jake keep pushing students to trap Mordecai but he dodged them. Jake then saw two muscle guys handling a heavy metal table. Jake, who was athletic, slides under the table as the muscle dudes rolled their eyes. Mordecai saw Jake's cool move, "Show-off" muttered Mordecai. He knew he isn't athletic than Jake so he figured something. Luckily for him, a boy dropped his books as he leaned down to pick them up and Mordecai used him as a ledge as he jump on top of the boy and he jumped over the table.

The first muscle guy got mad, "You know, I used to be on gymnastics class." shouted the first muscle guy.

The second muscle guy rolled his eyes, "Oh shut up, Gary. You tried joining it but you acted as a cool guy by trying to jump over a school bus. Guess what happens next, oh I know, you ended up breaking your arms and legs." said the second muscle guy.

The first muscle guy got mad, "Are we going through this again, Hank?" said the first muscle guy.

The second muscle guy sighed, "Just move the table already." said the second muscle guy.

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Rigby and Billy finally caught up to Mordecai and Jake, who were pushing each other. The four conveniently saw four trolleys on the side way as they grabbed their own trolley and they drove them. Mordecai took the lead as Jake again took the lead. Rigby and Billy passed Mordecai and Jake but their front wheels went off as they lost control. Then Mordecai and Jake caught up to Rigby and Billy as the four keep bumping each other with the trolleys.

They saw the newspaper room as Margaret got out with some papers on her hands, "Finding good photographers is very hard these days." said Margaret. She looked beside her as she frowned while seeing four uncontrollable trolleys that were heading straight at her. The four saw Margaret as they screamed. Then Mordecai saw a mop as he took it and he dropped it in front of the four trolleys. The trolleys fell down, so as Mordecai, Rigby, Billy and Jake, and crashed at the lockers beside Margaret, who was really frightened.

Margaret aided the four friends, "Are you guys okay?" asked Margaret.

Mordecai stood up with brushes and scars, "Ah, yeah, we're okay." said Mordecai.

Margaret sighed of relief, "Thank goodness." said Margaret as her smile turned into a mad smile, "Are you guys dumb? You could have killed yourselves. What were you thinking?" asked Margaret.

Billy also got up, "Ok, we're weren't thinking. We...I'm just here to get the photographer job." said Billy.

Margaret face-palmed, "Guys, the position has been already been filled." said Margaret.

Rigby frowned, "WHAT?! But Tyler said that you were hiring." said Rigby.

Tyler appeared behind the four, "Well, I told you that Mordecai is the photographer but you guys became paralysed." said Tyler.

Rigby looked at him, "Wow, wow, wow, back up again. Did you say that Mordecai's got the job?" asked Rigby.

Tyler sighed, "Yes, I've already told you." said Tyler.

Margaret looked at Mordecai, "And I asked you yesterday when I called you at night and you said yes." said Margaret.

Flashback

Mordecai was hiding behind the couch as Miley threw tennis balls on him to determine who will get the remote first as their favourite shows are starting in four minutes. Then Mordecai's phone ringed as he picked it up, "Hello" said Mordecai.

Margaret (on the phone), "Hey Mordecai, ah, you've heard about the photographer job and we need someone so badly." said Margaret.

Mordecai threw some pillows at Miley, "If you want me, then come get me." said Mordecai, not noticing that Margaret was still on the phone.

Margaret (on the phone), "Ah, okay, so do you wanna be a photographer for the newspaper crew?" asked Margaret.

Mordecai threw a pillow on Miley as it hit her on the face, "Yes, I'm the king of shooting." said Mordecai, still not noticing that Margaret was still on the phone.

Margaret (on the phone), "Oh okay, guess I'll see you tomorrow." said Margaret as she hanged up her phone.

Flashback Ends

Mordecai remembered that coincidence, "Oh, yeah, I said that. Sorry I forgot, I have the tendency of forgetting things in the time of stress and drinking milk mixed with water." said Mordecai.

Margaret rolled her eyes, "Okay, that's weird and dumb. Don't drink that combination and meet me at my house because of the dinner invitation." said Margaret.

Mordecai chuckled, "Don't worry, I won't miss it for the world." said Mordecai as Margaret and Tyler walked away.

Rigby noticed something, "Hey, is it just me or the janitor keeps leaving mops in the hall way." said Rigby.

Mordecai made a confused face, "What are you talking about, Rigby?" asked Mordecai.

Rigby shrugged his shoulder, "Ah, never mind." said Rigby.

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The bell rang as the school was out. Mandy scanned everywhere as she bumped into Margaret.

Margaret's smile turned into a glare, "What do you want from me, Mandy?" asked Margaret.

Mandy smiled, "Well, can I talk to you?" asked Mandy.

Margaret looked at Eileen and Jake, who were having an argument with Rigby and Billy. She looked at Mordecai, who was forced to play punchies with Max. Then she finally looked at her unnamed friends, who were talking to some handsome dudes. She noticed that all of her friends were minding their own business so she had no chance but to talk to Mandy, "What do you wanna talk about?" asked Margaret.

Mandy then grabbed Margaret and she led her to a quiet place. Mandy sighs heavily, "Ok, I wanna talk about Mordecai." said Mandy.

Margaret groaned, "I knew it, do we always have to dance to a stupid song over and over again! How about I just cut the wire. 'I' don't love Mordecai, 'I' broke up with Mordecai, 'me' and Mordecai are history, 'you' are currently dating Mordecai. So please, I don't want anything from him. You can marry him, have a daughter together, and make sure to name her Margaret, I don't care." proclaimed Margaret.

Mandy smirked, "I'll do that, you know. But that's not the reason why I called you here." said Mandy.

Margaret got confused, "So you're not going to brag about him?" said Margaret.

Mandy sighed, "Yeah, I won't. So about Mordecai, he's been acting odd and strange these past days, he ignores my calls, ignore my messages and he's not listening to me when I'm talking to him. When I decided to spy on him, I saw him on the skate park with Taylor." said Mandy.

Margaret chuckled, "Taylor, the twin sister of Tyler, can control a skateboard, she can't even ride a bicycle." said Margaret.

Mandy became envy, "When you see her, she's really good. Ahh! Stop changing the subject. When I hanged out with Mordecai and the guys, I took his phone and I checked his messages. I found out that he's been texting to her everyday. Then I checked his calls and I found out the two are talking to each other non-stop. I know he's not cheating on me but I'm like having a indignation feeling. There's that night when we went roller-skating, Mordecai begged me to go there with him for unknown reasons so I replied saying yes. Somehow, Taylor was there. Its like they told each other to meet there. When I went to the ladies room to calm down before I do something to her, I returned to Mordecai only to found Taylor kissing Mordecai." said Mandy.

Margaret rolled her eyes, "Ok, so why am I involved?" asked Margaret.

Mandy held Margaret's hands, "Margaret, I want you to talk to Mordecai about it." said Mandy.

Margaret frowned, "Wait, think straight about this. If I ask him that question, he will think that I was spying and he will never talk to me again." said Margaret.

Mandy groaned, "I know, just tell him that Taylor told you all about it." said Mandy.

Margaret didn't like this plan, "Ah, sorry but I can't help you." said Margaret.

Mandy sighs as she stood on her knees, "Margaret, I know we have a relationship that no one can repair, and its because a stupid crush on someone who's innocent. I hate you and you hate me, but right now, I need you, I want you, I'm literary begging you to help me with one thing. Everyone knows that I'm going to break up with Mordecai sooner or later but right now, my relationship with him is going to fracture but with your help, I can fix this relationship so that we can break up happily. Think about it, I know you love Mordecai, once I leave him, you'll be probably jumping down on top of your bed. If you lose him, Taylor will have him. Once she has him, neither of us will ever date him. So are you willing to help me?" asked Mandy.

Margaret felt remorse and she thought about this carefully. Choose to help Mandy, she can have Mordecai again. Choose not to help Mandy, Taylor will have him so she has no choice but to..., "Fine, I'll help you. Remember, this is just temporary." said Margaret.

Mandy smiled as she hugged Margaret but after 5 seconds, she realised what she did as she let go of Margaret, "Hm, okay, thanks for helping me, monkey face." said Mandy as she walked away.

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Its 3:00pm as Mordecai stood at the door step of Margaret's house as he knocked three times.

Margaret opened the door, "Hey, Mordecai, you may come in." said Margaret as she let Mordecai in.

Mordecai got in and remember the last time he got in Margaret's home. The fresh smell, the warm air and how he could forget the smell of the fudge cake.

As he enter the living room, he saw Cj, Margaret's friend from Australia, watching TV, "Oh hey man-candy, long time no see." greeted Cj.

Mordecai made a fake smile, "Hey Cj, nice to see you, again." greeted Mordecai as Cj welcomed him with a hug and kiss.

Cj smiled, "So what brings you, here?" asked Cj.

Mordecai rubbed his neck, "Well, my family is having a dinner with Margaret's family so I'm just here to help out." said Mordecai.

Cj chuckled, "Hm, cool. So, since Margaret broke up with you, how about we hit the movies tomorrow night?" asked Cj.

Mordecai frowned, "Well...ah...I... ¤clears his throat¤ Cj...I would love to go out with you but...great, then its a date then." said Cj as she interrupted Mordecai. She then kissed Mordecai on the chick.

Cj grabs her stylish jacket as Margaret appears, "Hey, Cj, where are you going?" asked Margaret.

Cj smiled, "Going to the mall, silly." said Cj.

Margaret sighs, "I thought you said you're gonna help me with the dinner preparations." said Margaret.

Cj wears her jackets, "I know, I'm helping you with your taste of clothes. I looked at your wardrobe at the morning and I saw a brutal touch of fashion inside, seriously, do you call a yellow shirt and original jeans fashion?" asked Cj.

Margaret looked at Cj seriously, "Wait, Cj...what did you do with my favourite clothes?" asked Margaret.

Cj chuckles, "I threw them in the trash. If you want them, go to the trash factory. Okay, now I'm going to the mall to buy clothes, Ta-Ta." said Cj as she walked away.

Margaret sat down, "My favourite clothes...are gone." said Margaret as she looked at the paralysed Mordecai, "Mordecai, are you okay?" asked Margaret.

Mordecai looked terrified, "Cj, asked me on a date. I tried saying no but she just jumped on me and said its a date." said Mordecai.

Margaret laughed, "Cj is just unpredictable." said Margaret.

Mordecai chuckles, "You don't say, Margaret, you don't say." said Mordecai.

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After 3 hours of working, Mordecai and Margaret sat down on the couch for the first time. Mordecai sighed, "When you told me your mom told you to ask me for help, you didn't mentioned cooking, washing the laundry and doing your own chores." said Mordecai.

Margaret chuckled, "Hey, a man's gonna do what a man does." said Margaret.

Mordecai smiled, "So what do you wanna now?" asked Mordecai.

Margaret smiled, "Well, how about we talk about Taylor." said Margaret.

Mordecai smiled, "What about her?" asked Mordecai.

Margaret looked at the ceiling, "Well, she's has a beautiful body, nice curves, cool pink hair, she's got everything a man wants." said Margaret.

Mordecai sighed, "Ah, Margaret. Can I tell you something secret?" asked Mordecai.

Margaret looked at him, "Oh ok, shoot." said Margaret.

Mordecai closed his eyes, "Ah, ok, I think...I think Taylor has a crush on me." said Mordecai.

Margaret was acting surprised, "What?! Did she tell you?" asked Margaret.

Mordecai looked away, "No, she didn't. She keeps talking to me. She kissed me twice and she follows me everywhere I go." said Mordecai.

Margaret smiled, "Talk about stalkers." said Margaret.

Mordecai sighed, "So do you have any advice?" asked Mordecai.

Margaret chuckled, "Sorry, I have nothing on my mind." said Margaret.

Mordecai and Margaret sat there, quiet as a sleeping cat, then Mordecai remember something, "Ah, Margaret, the day you broke up with me, how did you feel?" asked Mordecai.

Margaret sighed, "Well, I was kinda sad." said Margaret.

Mordecai looked at her, "Okay, why did you broke up with me." said Mordecai.

Margaret stood up, "Hm, I think its time to come clean. That day when we went to that forest trip, Mandy saved me from falling down a stiff cliff. She suggested me that if I don't break up with you, she won't save me from the cliff and I was seconds away from death. So I did what she told me to do, which is breaking up with you." said Margaret.

Mordecai frowned, "That's all, Margaret, you couldn't have broke up with me, you could have tricked her." said Mordecai.

Margaret sighed, "That's not all. I left my secret diary on the cafeteria and she some kinda found it. That's diary is really secret that I hide it underground my house yard. But I wrote something on it at night while I was sleepy so I putted it with my school books by mistake." said Margaret.

Mordecai couldn't believe that, "What?! She is using you, she did everything she could to just date me, that..." said Mordecai as he got angry.

Margaret looked at him, "Maybe you're wrong. Maybe that was not the reason why I broke up with you." said Margaret.

Mordecai got confused, "What do you mean?" asked Mordecai.

Margaret sighed, "As I told you, Its time to come clean. I...I was desperate, I was lonely, I was bored. Everytime you tried to cheer me up, it didn't work. Its like I don't love you. But after a long talk with Cj and Eileen, they told me that I have to choose what's right for my heart. When I chose my destiny, I chose Jake over you." said Margaret.

Mordecai was really confused, "What are you talking about?" asked Mordecai.

Margaret sighed heavily, "At that time, I didn't feel the spark between us anymore. Jake was there when I was sad, you were too busy to notice about my reactions. All you did was taking me out and making me happy. That's not what I want from you. Jake is everything that I need. He makes me smile, he understands my conspiracy, he's everything what I wanted from you, what you failed to do. Me and him have a connection that we both want. I love him but I don't know if he likes me back." said Margaret.

Mordecai felt sad, "So you love Jake?" asked Mordecai.

Margaret noticed that she is talking to Mordecai, "Ah, yeah, I love him." said Margaret.

Mordecai's heart was broken completely. The girl he loves loves his friend. Well, Jake is athletic, he's rich and he's a man-candy. He's just every girls' biggest fan. Mordecai didn't know what to say, "Hm, so that's why you broke up with me, huh?" asked Mordecai.

Margaret was also sad, "Yeah" said Margaret.

Mordecai sighed, "Only two days left until I'm done with the ninth grade. I can't wait. Wanna go check on Cj on the mall?" asked Mordecai.

Margaret made a fake smile, "Ah, yeah, its been hours since she went to the mall." said Margaret as the two went to the mall.

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Mordecai and Margaret arrived at the mall and saw a majority of people scattering around the mall.

Margaret chuckled, "Ok, Mordecai, let me tell you something. Cj's dad is fricken' rich so she's using his credit card. She might be everywhere in this mall, it will be better if you split up." said Margaret.

Mordecai frowned, "Now you tell me." said Mordecai.

Margaret laughed, "Don't worry, meet me here if you find her and my hint is to look at the shop where there's stylish clothes." said Margaret as they split up looking for Cj.

Mordecai checked a shop that is selling Asian clothes and he remembered something Cj told him, 'Asian clothes are so cool that I have a wardrobe at Australia filled with the clothes.' said Cj in Mordecai's mind. Mordecai sighed, "She must be here somehow." said Mordecai as he continued looking for Cj.

Margaret on the other hand has a hard time searching her. Everytime she turns, she sees clouds that appear as wallpapers of a shop. She then gave up as she went across people asking them if they ever seen Cj. Well, on the bright side, they all seen her caring many paper plastic bags but nobody knows where she is. Margaret then saw Mordecai getting out of a candy shop, licking an ice-cream.

Margaret got mad as she approached him, "Ok, so you figured that you can actually take a break while I'm wasting my energy looking for somebody who's invincible to see." said Margaret.

Mordecai smiled, "Hey, I saw an ice-cream I've been wanting to taste for my whole life, I just had a chance of a lifetime." said Mordecai as Margaret took his ice cream and threw it in the dustbin, "My ice-cream..." whined Mordecai.

Margaret looked at him, "Your ice-cream is dead so come on, we going to the security guards." said Margaret.

Mordecai and Margaret approached the security guard who guards the door, "Ah, sorry to waste your time, mister but can we ask. Have you seen a cloud girl who's the same height as me?" asked Margaret.

The security guard rolled his eyes, "That cloud girl who carries 10 paper plastic bags, she was caught stealing a rare designed dress that was made in France." said the security guard.

Mordecai wasn't surprised, "So...(checks his name tag) Carl, where is she?" asked Mordecai.

The security guard sighed, "The manager took her to the mall jail, duh." said the security guard.

Margaret sighed, "Ok, thanks for your time, Carl." said Margaret as she and Mordecai went to the manager's office.

Margaret knocked four times but nobody answered so Mordecai just burst through the door. The office was slightly clean and neat but no one was there.

Max then appeared behind them, "Hey, what are you doing in my dad's office?" asked Max.

Mordecai chuckled, "Your dad owns the mall?" asked Mordecai.

Max rolled his eyes, "Can't you read, the door says Mr. Thompson's office." said Max.

Margaret smiled, "Ok, Max, my friend, Cj was took to the mall jail for shoplifting a dress. Is there another way of bailing her out instead of using my money?" asked Margaret.

Max chuckled, "Hm, no money, no freedom for your friend. If you're planning a jail break, then that won't happen, sister. The mall jail has been here for about 10 years, no escape, no bailing, no freedom. Everyone tried breaking out but they all suffer the Almighty power of the 'Xtreme Taser.'" said Max as he showed them a 100 V electronic taser.

Mordecai open his mouth with a surprised look, "Wow, this taser can almost destroy someone's lungs." said Mordecai.

Max smiled, "You got that right buddy. Anyway, Troy! Sam! Get rid of these losers, they are ruining my taco time." said Max as two dudes appeared with stun guns while Max pulled out his taco.

Mordecai was really hungry, "Can I taste a little bit of that taco? I didn't eat lunch." said Mordecai.

Max sighed, "Get out of here." said Max as the two dudes pushed Mordecai and Margaret out of the office while they were guiding the office.

Mordecai and Margaret hid behind a vending machine that was facing the manager's office. Mordecai then saw Max getting out of the office and he ordered his friends/guards to guard the office as he walks away.

Margaret saw the view of the office, "Ok, when I analyse this view, I can tell that the mall jail is at the secret room of the manager's office. It is guarded by two dudes who carry deadly stun guns and Cj is probably screaming inside the cage. We got 2 hours until the dinner starts so that's the only time we have to go home with Cj." said Margaret.

Mordecai frowned, "Wow, wow, wow, hold your horses, cowboy. Are you planning to sneak through the office of Max's dad who's the manager of this mall and who's got over 10 guards on his sleeve, if you combine Max's friends, he's got over 12 guards in this mall. 55 shops, 30 cashiers, +10 guards, 2 deadly dudes, 1 mall jail and you want to save a friend who doesn't really cares about people's opinion and a friend who's just stole a designer dress that was made in France, which the process is called shoplifting. When I summarize this, you want to do a jail break?" asked Mordecai.

Margaret got serious, "That's what I'm planning to do, with or without you." said Margaret.

Mordecai smiled, "Then you gonna need a team." said Mordecai dramatically.

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Rigby and Jake arrived running and panting as they approached Mordecai and Margaret, "I heard from Billy, is this really happening?" asked Jake.

Margaret blushed, "Hi Jake" greeted Margaret.

Mordecai sighed, "Yeah, this is happening." said Mordecai.

Rigby smiled, "Oh yeah, boy, let's get this jail break happening!" shouted Rigby as Mordecai covered Rigby's mouth with a sock.

Mordecai let him go, "Dude, Rigby, we have to be secret about this." said Mordecai.

Taylor and Tyler appeared behind the four, "So I'm saving someone who I don't know but is Margaret's friend, cool." said Tyler.

Taylor smiled, "Hey Mordecai" greeted Taylor.

Mordecai smiled, "Hey, Taylor. Anyway, Margaret..." said Mordecai.

Margaret nodded, "I know, Eileen and Billy got it covered." said Margaret.

Rigby got confused, "What are Eileen and Billy doing?" asked Rigby.

Margaret smiled, "Since Eileen and Billy are smart, they are in charge of the co-ordinates in this mall. Right now, they have a map of this mall so they will tell us what to do." said Margaret.

Mandy also arrived and saw everyone was already here, "Hm, a jail break, awesome. Anyway, here are your mini headsets, they will help you with your connection with Eileen and Billy." said Mandy as she gave everyone their min headset.

Margaret got serious, "Ok, so Eileen sent me the plan. I want Taylor and Tyler to distract those dudes with the stun guns guarding the office. After they done, me and Mandy will figure out the secret door of the office. Mordecai, Rigby and Jake, there's another entrance to the mall jail that is involving a underground secret door, the place is what I want you to go through. Remember to place your headset right because Eileen and Billy are your guardians. Before I forget, Billy hid three paintball weapons at the underground entrance, those weapons belong to Mordecai, Rigby and Jake, since you're going to that entrance." said Margaret.

Rigby smiled, "Paintball weapons! This is the coolest thing I'm going to do right now." said Rigby.

Mordecai got confused, "Why do we need the weapons?" asked Mordecai.

Margaret nodded, "Eileen told me that there are 23 guards and 13 jail birds at the mall jail. The weapons will help you with the mission." said Margaret.

Mordecai smiled, "Roger that, captain." said Mordecai.

Margaret sighed, "Okay, everyone, we got 90 minutes to accomplish this so no holding back. Operation save Cj: begins." said Margaret as everyone cheered.

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Taylor and Tyler approached the dudes, "Hey fellas." greeted Tyler.

The dudes pointed their weapons on Taylor and Tyler. Taylor chuckled, "Wow, guys, we don't have anything. We just here to test something." said Taylor as the dudes seized their weapons.

Taylor pulled out a perfume, "Can you smell this perfume I created with some materials from the Periodic Table? I smelled it and it smelled like sunshine." said Taylor as she puts one the perfume on the guards.

The first guy, known as Troy smiled, "Hm, it smells like my mom's book club when they lock me inside my room." said Troy.

Tyler face-palmed, "What do you mean?" asked Tyler.

Troy became envy, "Oh, I'm serious. When my mom locks me in my room so that I won't mess up her book club, I keep hearing weird sounds and nice smells downstairs. When I say they get real at the book club, they really get real." said Troy as Tyler rolled his eyes.

The second guy, known as Sam got sleepy, "Is it me or my body needs a nap?" asked Sam.

Troy also got sleepy, "Ah, me too." said Troy.

Taylor chuckled, "Hm, I know that feeling, I got sleepy when I tried the perfume. The only thing that helped me was a good ol' massage." said Taylor as she took the guys to a spa place.

Tyler took their stun guns, "I'll just take care of your guns just in case." said Tyler as he followed Taylor and the guys.

Margaret and Mandy safely got in the office. Once they got in, they searched the secret door. They tried everywhere as they keep searching. Suddenly, Mandy bumped a sculpture that fall down, she tried catching it but she failed and the sculpture didn't break.

Mandy got suspicious, "Wow, is it me or this sculpture didn't break when I made it fall." said Mandy.

Margaret picked it up, "Or maybe its not even a glass sculpture." said Margaret as she opened the half of the sculpture, revealing a red button.

Mandy smiled, "Ooo, a shiny red button, I touchy first." said Mandy as she pressed the button, revealing a password entrance at the office door.

Mandy chuckled, "Hm, the only way to get in the secret door is to enter a password that is invisibly hidden through the office door, clever." said Mandy.

Margaret didn't find any link to the password then she turned on her mini headset, "Eileen, can you break the code of this link?" asked Eileen.

Eileen (through the mini headset), "Well, I think I can... Okay try this: Max has 3 brothers, his favourite word is Nerd Slayer, which has 10 letters, he picks his nose 23 times a day and he eats taco 11 times a day." said Eileen as Margaret pressed the seven digits Eileen told her, it actually worked as the table moved to the left side, revealing some stairs that are going down.

Margaret smiled, "It worked, Eileen, how did you know the code?" asked Eileen.

Eileen (through the mini headset), "The last time we spoke, he only talked about brothers, his nose, his favourite word and his taco time." said Eileen.

Margaret made a weird face, "Okaayy, thanks anyway." said Margaret.

Mandy smiled, "I found fire torches." said Mandy as she gave Margaret a torch as the two descended down the stairs.

Margaret looked at Mandy, "So Mandy, I found a little info about Mordecai and Taylor." said Margaret.

Mandy frowned, "What?! Please tell me." said Mandy.

Margaret remembered it, "Well, the two are not dating but Mordecai thinks Taylor has a crush on him." said Margaret.

Mandy got mad, "That soap sucking... What else did he tell you?" asked Mandy.

Margaret sighed, "I told him about the diary thing, why I broke up with him." said Margaret.

Mandy frowned again, "What?! That could ruin everything." said Mandy.

Margaret looked at her, "Don't worry, I told him that I wanted to break up with him because I didn't love him so he's not angry at you." said Margaret.

Mandy calmed down, "Oh, okay, thanks." said Mandy as the two continued searching.

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Mordecai, Rigby and Jake opened a door that can lead them to the mall jails.

Rigby was excited, "I can't wait to blast a guard with my paintball weapon." said Rigby.

Jake looked at him, "Rigby, this is not a game, if we busted then we will go to the mall jail too. Now come on, you two, quit screwing around." said Jake.

Mordecai rolled his eyes, "Who made you leader?" asked Mordecai.

Jake looked at Mordecai, "Well, I'm more cooler than you, I'm richer than you, I'm a better athletic than you, do you still want me to continue?" asked Jake.

Mordecai looked away, "How could you love a cocky spongebob than me?" mumbled Mordecai.

Jake stood still, "Excuse me?" asked Jake.

Mordecai looked at him, "Yeah, you're a cocky spongebob." said Mordecai.

Jake got mad, "Do you wanna start a fight you can't win?" said Jake.

Mordecai smirked, "Well, yeah, I wanna start a fight that I can win." said Mordecai.

Rigby stood between them, "Guys, don't forget, we're on a mission." said Rigby.

Mordecai walked in front, "Just stay away from Margaret, idiot." said Mordecai.

Jake got confused, "What, why would I do that? Or maybe... Margaret likes me." said Jake.

Mordecai looked at him, "Just stay away from her." said Mordecai.

Jake smiled, "Finally, I can have a girlfriend I like." said Jake.

Rigby looked at Jake, "What, you like Margaret?" said Rigby.

Jake chuckled, "Ever since she broke up with toothpick over here." said Jake.

Mordecai got mad but he decided not to do anything. The three reached the mall jail, it was a huge room with over 100 jails, each one has one person on it. Then Mordecai saw four guards heading in their direction. As Mordecai was about to hide, the three were busted. Rigby grabbed his paintball weapon as he tried shooting a guard. The other guards heard the loud noise as they all joined the four guards, leaving Mordecai, Rigby and Jake with no help. Mordecai shot 3 guards, Rigby shot 11 guards and Jake shot 9 guards. Since the guards were 23, they were done shooting.

Rigby laughed, "That was so epic that I forgot to go to the bathroom." said Rigby.

Mordecai looked for a button, "Guys, Billy just told me that there's a button that can free everyone here, look for it and press it." said Mordecai.

The three keep searching for the button until Margaret and Mandy arrived at their destination. The girls helped with the search as Mandy found a green button. She pressed it and every door was opened.

Mordecai saw Cj sulking, "Cj, thank goodness, we found you." said Mordecai as everyone saw Cj.

Cj got out and hugged Mordecai. She then kissed him on the beak, "Thanks for saving me, Mordecai." said Cj.

Mandy stood between Mordecai and Cj, "Hey, cloud girl, get your own man." said Mandy.

Margaret sighed, "Come on, everyone, let's get out of here." said Margaret.

Billy (through the mini headset), "Unfortunately, you can't." said Billy.

Mordecai got confused, "What, why?" asked Mordecai.

Eileen (through the mini headset), "Guys, Max is coming to your direction right now with many guards." said Eileen.

Mandy panicked, "That's it, we're done for it." said Mandy.

Rigby sighed, "Well, it was fun until it lasted." said Rigby.

Eileen (through the mini headset), "Guys, there's another way of getting out of there." said Eileen.

Mandy got mad, "Just tell us already." said Mandy.

Billy (through the mini headset), "There is a sewage that can lead you to the Twin Peaks Lake. Its either you let Max shock you or let yourselves be dirty." said Billy.

Cj got mad, "What?! No ways, I'm not going to the sewage." said Cj.

Margaret looked at her, "Cj, if you don't go there, you will get back to your cage." said Margaret.

Cj shook her head, "I'm not getting myself smelly and dirty." said Cj.

Mordecai sighed, "We came here to save you, that's what we're gonna complete." said Mordecai as he and Jake grabbed Cj's arms and legs. Everyone jumped to the sewage as the waste floated them away.

Max got mad as he saw his prisoners escaping, "Dammit, well, there goes taco night." said Max.

Mordecai, Margaret, Rigby and others keep floating house to house sewage. Even Rigby ate a hotdog piece, before Mandy told him it was covered with urine, while he was screaming so he spit it out immediately. As they were reaching the exit, Cj freaked out, panicked, became a maniac all at the same time. They got out of the sewage as they fall down the lake.

Cj got out of the lake and screamed enough for the whole town to here her scream. She then looked at Mordecai and Jake, "Look at what you did, bowzos! You ruined my expensive designed clothes. You will now regret the day you were born." said Cj as she angrily choked Mordecai and Jake.

Margaret calmed her down, "Cj, listen, we wasted our time saving you because you stole something and that is illegal. Now you're abusing these two because they messed up your clothes, come on!" shouted Margaret.

Cj mumbled as she dropped Mordecai and Jake, "You're right, but you're wrong when you said I stole something." said Cj.

Mordecai got up, "Wait a second, you didn't stole something but you still went to the mall jail." said Mordecai.

Cj groaned, "I'll tell you the whole story. I was done buying my clothes...and Margaret's clothes when I saw a Coco Chanel designed dress, I wanted to buy it but it is $40 million dollars and my...dad's credit card was maxed out. Then I tried making a deal with the cashier but she was just a knucklehead. When I was to leave the mall, I got in a perfume shop and someone was running and hiding from the security guards. Then the thief was cornered and the thief hid the designed dress on one of my paper plastic bags. The guards spotted the dress in my bag and they arrested me for shoplifting." said Cj.

Jake shrugged his shoulders, "Hm, that explains a lot." said Jake.

Margaret looked at her watch, "Ok, enough with the story telling. Our first mission is accomplished so Mordecai and Cj, we got 25 minutes until the dinner invitation." said Margaret.

Mordecai chuckled, "Okay, let's go." said Mordecai as everyone said their goodbyes.

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As the three entered the house, Mordecai, Margaret and Cj saw the house was messed up. Nothing was stolen and nothing was broken but the dinner table was wrecked up, the table was fine but the food was like eaten by carnivores. All the work Mordecai and Margaret was dead. Their food, their decoration and their beloved turkey was eaten.

Cj saw the last piece of the turkey as she took it and tasted it. After 2 seconds, she spat it out as she coughed non-stop, "Guys, you made this ¤coughs¤ turkey? I have one suggestion for you: never enter a cooking competition or mention my name when you work as a waiter or waitress." said Cj.

Mordecai saw another piece of the turkey as he ate it, "Cj's right, this turkey needs a little bit of gravy." said Mordecai.

Cj chuckled, "Gravy, I would kill for that now." said Cj.

Margaret face-palmed, "Guys, are you blind or what? My parent's house was invaded and all you can think is a black turkey and gravy. Who could have done this?" asked Margaret.

Cj saw a note that was hidden behind the TV, "Hm, a note." said Cj as she picked it up, "It says 'Mordecai, bring me the stuff or I'll ruin your life." said Cj.

Margaret looked at Cj, "Who's it from?" asked Margaret.

Cj looked at the note again, "It just said 'XOXO Anonymous.'" said Cj.

Margaret looked at Mordecai, "Mordecai, anonymous knows you, do you have an clue?" asked Margaret.

Mordecai shrugged his shoulders, "Sorry but I have no clue. All I know is that me and Rigby had many enemies in Middle High." said Mordecai.

Margaret sighed, "Ok, let's just forget about that. We have 15 minutes to hygiene. Order pizza, salad and spaghetti. And clean this house." said Margaret as the three rushed into action.

Margaret was the first to shower because of the sewage smell on his body so Mordecai just jumped on the pool to hygiene because of Margaret's time on the shower. Cj just used all of her perfume smell as she putted make-up, change her clothes and used the kitchen sink to wash-and-wipe her body. After the three were done washing themselves, Margaret ordered pizza, spaghetti, chinese food and salad. The delivers of the food arrived at the same time as Mordecai and Margaret looked at Cj.

Cj made a weird face, "Why are you looking at me?" asked Cj.

Margaret smiled, "Cj, me and Mordecai are kinda flat for now and we need to pay these delivers for the food. Can you borrow us $75?" asked Cj.

Mordecai looked at Cj, "I thought your 'dad's credit card' was maxed out." said Mordecai.

Cj rolled her eyes, "A rich daughter always carries her mom's credit card when her dad's is maxed out." said Cj as she gave the delivers their money.

Mordecai tossed away the cardboard of the ordered food and he put the food on different pots so that the food may look like they were cooked.

Margaret looked at the time, "Ok, guys, we're done cleaning our selves, we're done 'cooking' the food now its time to clean the messy house, Mordecai?" said Margaret.

Mordecai smiled, "Give me the cleaning tools and a skateboard." said Mordecai.

Cj handed Mordecai the skateboard and Margaret put on the cleaning tools around Mordecai's body.

Margaret sighed, "Are you sure this is going to work?" asked Margaret.

Mordecai smiled, "Dude, Margaret, this is why they call me and Rigby 'the kings of cleaning after parties.'" said Mordecai as Cj rolled her eyes.

Mordecai started riding the skateboard, which was weirdly placed under a couch. As he rides the skateboard, he cleaned some spots along the way while Margaret and Cj helped by cleaning the spots he missed. After Mordecai was done, Cj sat down as Mordecai and Margaret fixed the table. Mordecai and Margaret's parents with a mumbling Miley arrived and they saw the place was spotless and neat.

Denise, Margaret's mom, chuckled, "Hm, this place is clean. Nothing I expected from teenagers." said Denise.

Margaret hugged her dad and mom, "Hi, mom and dad." said Margaret.

Denise smiled, "Hello to you too, Maggie. Oh, before we start, Margaret, this is Michael and Rachel and Miley Quintel, parents of Mordecai. And on the couch, we have Cj, who's a family friend." said Denise as everyone introduced each other.

Michael, Mordecai's dad, smell the fresh taste of the food, "Ok, since we're done saying our hellos, let's eat." said Michael as he and Frank went sat on the side table with Miley while Rachel, Mordecai's mom, sat with Denise and Cj on the other side of the table, and Mordecai and Margaret sat on the front and bottom of the table. Cj stood up as she brought the food on the table.

Frank smiled, "Ooo, this food is so good that it surpasses the take-away food." said Frank as he digs through the spaghetti.

Rachel looked at Cj, "Are you sure that you cooked this food?" asked Rachel.

Cj didn't have anything to say as Margaret clears her throat, "Ah, well, Cj is the master chef in this table, me and Mordecai only helped her with the ingredients." said Margaret.

Cj smirked, "Ah, yeah, most of that is true." said Cj as Rachel looked at Mordecai, who was looking away and whistling. That's where Rachel busted their secret, she knows her son when he can't handle pressure, he often looks away and whistles the USA anthem but she decided to not spoil the dinner.

The dinner went well as everyone talked about their weird days, especially Miley, who was always exaggerating her lines. After dinner, Frank and Michael went to the TV as they watched a baseball match that is between the New York Yankees vs the Oakland Athletics. Mordecai was trapped by Cj who told him to choose which is the right fit for the clothes she bought. Denise and Rachel were talking about their families while Margaret lied outside alone until Miley bought her a soda.

Miley lied beside her, "Margaret, if I'm right, I've heard that my brother likes you." said Miley.

Margaret blushed, "Ah, yeah, you're right." said Margaret.

Miley looked at her, "And I've heard that you broke up with him." said Miley.

Margaret sighed, "Yeah, you're right." said Margaret.

Miley looked at the stars, "But why did you break up with him?" asked Miley.

Margaret looked sad, "Well, I like another guy." said Margaret.

Miley sighed, "Okay, but let me tell you something, though. Mordecai really really loves you. He writes a song about it, he sings about you in the shower, he often draws you in his artbook and he even name a star after you. When you broke up with him, it hurt him badly, straight to the heart. He didn't listen to our parents, he doesn't eat his food, he doesn't do anything but to sulk to death. Do you know that he can't live without you?" said Miley.

Margaret sat with her butt, "I didn't know, its just that... I don't know what I'm going through and dating someone, who clearly does anything to make me happy is too much for me." said Margaret.

Miley smiled, "Hm, that explains everything. Mordecai always been like that, its what I call Pulling a Mordecai." said Miley.

Margaret looked at her, "Pulling a Mordecai?" said Margaret.

Miley chuckled, "Its a verb where its an act of never making a move, while at the same time, don't know what to do with your hands." said Miley.

Margaret and Miley shared a laugh as Mordecai appeared behind Margaret and Miley, "Is Miley talking about the Pulling a Mordecai thing? Its not even real." said Mordecai.

Miley smiled, "Says the person who does it everytime. Anyway, is dessert ready?" asked Miley.

Mordecai and Margaret frowned, "Dessert? We didn't make... Dessert will be ready in 5 minutes. We just need to add this and that." said. Mordecai, who interrupted Margaret.

Miley looked at Mordecai with suspicion, "It better be ready." said Miley as she got inside.

Margaret looked at Mordecai, "What are you doing? We got no time to make dessert." said Margaret.

Mordecai chuckled, "Dude, you have a box of chocolates, a pack of doughnuts and some sprinkles. We create something using those ingredients." said Mordecai.

Margaret sighed, "Fine, let's hurry." said Margaret as the two went to the kitchen.

Mordecai started getting everything out while Margaret was creating something. Cj showed up as she saw Mordecai and Margaret making a mess.

Cj frowned, "What are you guys doing?" asked Cj.

Mordecai looked at her, "Making a baby, what did you think? We're making dessert." said Mordecai.

Cj sighed, "You know, I already... Sorry, Cj but we're too busy to listen to you telling us about your shopping spree." said Mordecai as he interrupts Cj.

Cj rolled her eyes and looked at Margaret, "Margaret, if you can listen to me... Cj, how about you go try on your new clothes?" said Margaret as she interrupts Cj yet again.

Cj then gave up as she opened the fridge and she took out a chocolate fountain with sprinkles and half doughnuts on it.

Mordecai and Margaret were stunned, "Cj, did you do made this?" asked Mordecai.

Cj rolled her eyes, "Duh, that's what I've been trying to tell you, idiots." said Cj.

Mordecai and Margaret hugged Cj, "You're our best friend we have had." said Mordecai and Margaret simultaneously.

Cj rolled her eyes, "Ok, now leave me alone. The professional master chef needs to make the final touches." said Cj as Mordecai face-palmed and Margaret just laughed.

Everyone was at the table as Mordecai and Margaret were really stressed because of Cj making the dessert. They both know that she can ruin everything at the last minute. Margaret wanted to check on her but Mordecai calmed her down because he knows that his mother knows that they ordered the food instead of cooking the food. Margaret wanted to know how she knew as Mordecai told her that Cj left the delivered food slip on the kitchen carelessly.

Rachel looked at Mordecai as she chuckled, "Oh Mordecai, we are ready to 'order' for dessert." said Rachel.

Mordecai began to sweat, "Ah, Cj is just making the final touches." said Mordecai.

Before Rachel can say something, Cj appeared with a tray of a chocolate fountain with colourful sprinkles and mini doughnuts. At the bottom of the fountain, a written text was seen saying 'Welcome to the Smith family, Quintel Family.' Also, the written text was written with sprinkles.

Cj smiled, "Dessert is served." said Cj as everyone was cheering the chocolate fountain.

Mordecai and Margaret sighed with relief as everyone had their piece and they all loved it. Unfortunately, It was time for the Quintel family to go home as everyone said their goodbyes. Mordecai finally went to bed and slept after a devastating 7 hours.

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( The next day )

Mordecai and Rigby arrived at school, looking a little bit excited. Billy and Mandy saw the two as they approached them.

Billy greeted the two, "Hey guys, excited about tomorrow too, I see." said Billy.

Rigby smiled, "Yeah, I know, summer vacation, here we come." said Rigby.

Mandy chuckled, "Huh, what if you die today, you'll be saying, 'Heaven, here I come.'" said Mandy as she imitated Rigby while Mordecai and Billy laughed.

Rigby got angry, "Stop Talking!" shouted Rigby.

Billy looked at Mordecai, "Hey Mordecai, ready to work with the hottest girl in school?" said Billy.

Rigby smiled, "Jamie Carphman, nice hair, nice outfit, nice voice and not to forget her beautiful body." said Rigby.

Mordecai rolled his eyes, "Guys, I don't wanna be a pessimist but I took this job because its my pre-filler of going to Art School." said Mordecai.

Mandy smiled, "I knew it, my honey-bunny loves me more than any girl in school." said Mandy.

Then suddenly, two twins approached the four.

The first twin, who's a boy looked at Mordecai, "Hello, Mordecai and Rigby. You may not remember us but I'm Ken and this is my sister, Kim." said Ken.

Ken was a human boy who has green hair and blue eyes. He wears a black overall and has a ring that changes when he is changing his emotions. He is a creepy magician that everyone call him 'Weird Kid' because he started doing magic when he was 5 years old, which his first magic trick was changing the sand box into salt.

Kim is a human girl that has pink hair and brown eyes. She wears a black overall just like her twin brother and has the same ring as her brother but her ring can control metal things remotely. Rumours are told that she technically replaced her body organs with solid stuff, like mechanic. (She's seems to be like Techmo).

Mordecai looked at Ken, "Ah, hey, dude. Its been years since we last talked." said Mordecai.

Ken smiled, "Yeah, I know. Kim is now half-human, half-robot but its nobody can see that. She talks when she wants to and does something when she wants to." said Ken.

Mordecai smiled, "Hm, now I remember you. Your sister is a crepehanger robot and you're a cool magician." said Mordecai.

Ken chuckled, "Guilty as charged." said Ken.

Mandy cleared her throat, "Uhm, perhaps if we didn't do it right we can start again. My name is Mandy and this is my best friend, Billy." said Mandy.

Billy waved, "Hi, you know, its cool that your sister is half-robot. Was she born like that?" asked Billy.

Ken chuckled, "Neh, she started liking technology when she was eight because our dad is Liam June and our mom is Peige June." said Ken.

Billy frowned, "What?! Your parents are the founders of Twin Peaks Techno World, the creators of the Twin Peaks nuclear station, the reincarnation of Albert Einstein. Dude, your parents got me through Middle High, your dad's ninth book, 'How to make your own origins', was the best book I've ever seen." said Billy.

Ken smiled, "Cool, hey, are you 'Billinoid3000'?" asked Ken.

Billy nodded, "Yes, that's me." said Billy.

Ken gave him a toolbox, "I've figured that I can't find you here. My dad created a competition of creating a robot that can posses the six elements of nature. Turns out, you won the competition." said Ken.

Billy opened the toolbox, "No way, its the tools Liam June when he created a robot that can control weather, cool. Thanks dude." said Billy.

Ken chuckled, "Don't mention it. Anyway, it was cool talking to you. See you guys later." said Ken as he and Kim walked away.

Mandy rolled her eyes, "Talk about weirdos." said Mandy.

Billy got mad, "Correction, talk about cool weirdos. Their dad is the reason why you have the new phone." said Billy.

Mordecai looked at his watch, "Huh, well I gotta go. My first day of becoming a photographer has began." said Mordecai as he walked away.

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Mordecai arrived at the newspaper room and saw a girl that was writing something using a typewriter.

Mordecai finds that weird, "People still use typewriters, did I enter a world that is in the 15th century?" asked Mordecai.

The journalist looked at Mordecai, "Well, the computer is still in the repair shop so this is the way of making the news old. Hi, I'm Jamie Carphman, Twin Peaks High journalist." said Jamie.

Jamie Carphman is a human girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. She always wears Winter/Fall clothes everyday, her usual outfit is a dark pink shirt and jersey with blue jeans and black boots. She wears a purple scarf and purples gloves. She may look like a 'blonde' (If a blonde is reading this, sorry but some blondes in some movie are dumb and they only care about themselves) but she's not the girl for it. Instead, she's intelligent, nature girl and a laid back girl. She dislike people who don't take their work serious because they remind her of her old self: a vicious, easily-angry, evil girl with a lot of ideas of destruction in her mind. In overall, she loves everyone equally because she believes that people can live in harmony in the future.

Mordecai shook her hand, "Mordecai's the name. I'm suppose to be working with you?" asked Mordecai.

Jamie smiled, "Oh yeah, you're the photographer. Nice to see you. Anyway, how about for today, you just give me ideas of a scoop worthy scenarios." said Jamie.

Mordecai thought about all the weird things he saw in this school, "Hm, in my mind, I have a lot of things to tell you." said Mordecai as the newspaper crew gathered together to hear Mordecai's real scoops.

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Nutrition time was activated as everyone went to the cafeteria. Once they started sitting on their table, they saw some papers on the table. They picked them up and everyone started gossiping.

Margaret, Eileen and Mandy sat on the same table. Mandy picks up a paper as she started laughing. Then Margaret and Eileen picked up the paper as they saw Max, a cruel, strong bully who cares about himself and ruining nerds lives, taking ballerina classes.

Margaret face-palmed, "That's why I quit the newspaper team." said Margaret.

Eileen sighed, "This is just too much info and its ruining students' lives." said Eileen.

Mandy stopped laughing, "Ah, come on, guys. Stop being wet blankets my grandma usually sleeps on and have a good time. Max is actually wearing a tutu and size three shoes, how hilarious is that." said Mandy as she continued laughing.

Eileen turned on the other pages, "This paper is outrageous, these are all humiliating other people. According to this paper, the Principal keeps a box of baby shoes under his table. The cafeteria women cook sweet food everyday, but in the kitchen, they turn sour and add dirty leftovers with their special spice. The football team on school are acting tough, but on Saturday, they all spend their weekend playing with their little sister's dolls. Hey... I see our names at this paper." said Eileen.

Mandy chuckled, "Well, read it." said Mandy.

Eileen looked closely, "Margaret Smith and Eileen Roberts were found entering the boys' toilets collecting bacteria for their thesis programme. But that's not all. They entered the one toilet every boy doesn't enter: the ol' Dirty Jerry. Eileen was collecting her final piece of bacteria when suddenly, the toilet water exploded into her and Margaret's face. The two got out of the boys' toilet and learned that entering the boys' toilet is against the law, as they learned that the hard way. In true facts, if someone enters the ol' Dirty Jerry, they can have a mutant disease that can turn that person into an alien or something so we never know if this is true but Margaret was spotted digging through dustbin, chewing something. So is Margaret Smith an alien or a bird?" said Eileen.

Mandy laughed non-stop as Margaret took the paper from Eileen and she torn it apart. Mandy saw her, "Hey Margaret, are you going to make burrito with that paper or what? If you're going to, then don't forget to add the mud meat on the food." said Mandy as she continued to laugh non-stop.

Margaret got mad, "For your info, I was chewing a gum and I was looking for my lucky necklace my dad gave me." said Margaret.

Mandy had some tears on her face, "Right? A necklace? What's it made of? 3 years old French Fries?" said Mandy as she laughed.

Eileen looked at the pieces of the torn paper, "Hey, this says that Mordecai Quintel wrote the article." said Eileen.

Mandy laughed, "I knew my boy had it in his heart to make fun of Margaret. A+ for him." said Mandy as she laughed.

Margaret stood up as she went to Mordecai, who was busy eating his lunch, "Hey Mordecai." said Margaret.

Mordecai saw Margaret and he knew why she approached him, "Oh, ah, hey Margaret." said Mordecai.

Margaret then sat next to Rigby, "So, I saw your first article and I loved it." said Margaret.

Mordecai made a fake smile, "Ah, thanks." said Mordecai.

Rigby saw the tension between the two, "Ah, ok, this is arkward so I'm just going to say it. Mordecai wrote trash about you and you just sitting next to me, weirdly smiling, and you're not doing something but thanking him. Man, that's just wrong." said Rigby as Mordecai, Billy, Jake kicked his legs under the table while Margaret just punched him in the arm. Then Rigby winced, "You know what they say: if you can't beat them, arrange to have them beat." said Rigby as he walked away.

Mordecai sighed, "Ok, Margaret, Rigby's right but I didn't write that article, it was Jamie. I said no but she went through my blind spot." said Mordecai.

Margaret smiled, "Oh, don't worry, I know how Jamie works." said Margaret.

Mordecai frowned, "You do?" asked Mordecai.

Margaret looked at Mordecai, "Jamie is one of those popular girls who just want to be recognized. She's a book that can't be judged. She's a hard nut to crack. She's a vicious alligator with sharp teeth. She's a cage that is really inescapable. You can't compete against her because of her family ties with the principal. I want you to quit. Its the only way to not 'kill yourself' before she kills you." said Margaret as she walked away.

Mordecai then remembered what Eileen told him, which it was when Mordecai posted his first newspaper. Margaret sounded just like Eileen, she told Mordecai to just give up his job so that it can't 'incinerate' him. Mordecai then thought about it over and over again. Then the school bell sounded as everyone went to their classrooms.

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The second-last day of school ended as everyone were excited about tomorrow. While everyone were talking about where they are going to this vacation, Mordecai approached Jamie, who was looking for him. Jamie then saw Mordecai, "Oh, hey Mordecai. People are liking your articles. So what's your next story about Margaret?" asked Jamie.

Mordecai sighed, "Dude, I quit." said Mordecai.

Jamie frowned, "What?! You can't quit now." said Jamie.

Mordecai rolled her eyes, "While you keep making friends, I'm losing friends." said Mordecai.

Jamie got angry, "Mordecai, you will have popular friends now. You can have everything you want just like that. Once you quit, I swear I will make your life miserable." said Jamie.

Mordecai chuckled, "That's the Jamie I know, the queen of threatening." said Mordecai.

Jamie's anger was fuming, "Mordecai, no one crosses my line and gets away with it." said Jamie.

Mordecai smiled, "Well, I already crossed your line and now, goodbye is what I say to the newspaper job." said Mordecai as he picked up a school newspaper and he torn it apart. He then blown the torn piece of paper on Jamie as he walked away.

Jamie looked down, "Mordecai, I wanted you, I needed you, I took care of you, and now you just...betrayed me. Well then, no one messes with the queen of zombies." said Jamie as her eyes turned red and the screen went blank, dramatically.

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The sun touchdown in Twin Peaks as the birds started singing. Rigby, who eventually woke up early, looked at his calendar as he smiled.

Rigby was wide open, "Its the FINAL DAY OF SCHOOL, WOOHOO!" shouted Rigby.

Don then opened the door of his brother's room, "Rigby, mom said keep it down and she said that you must get ready for school. Mordecai's dad will pick you up because she and dad are still sleeping." said Don as Rigby pushed him aside. Don sighed, "He always didn't like school." said Don.

Rigby finished everything as he waited for Mordecai's dad to pick him up. He then wrote a list of things he will do for the last day of school. Mordecai's dad arrived as Rigby got out of the house and got in Mordecai's dad car.

Mordecai smiled, "Hey dude, what's up?" greeted Mordecai.

Rigby relaxed, "Everything is just too fine and chilled." said Rigby.

Mordecai rolled his eyes as he saw a paper on Rigby's backpack. He wanted to know what's it about so he just took it. Mordecai read everything as he laughed.

Mordecai smiled, "Dude, what is this? A to-do list? Get a slam-dunk in the Olympics. Make a reality show about me? Eat a burrito while sky diving? Dude, all these things won't happen." said Mordecai.

Rigby mumbled as he took his paper, "Oh so you think I won't do those stuff? Well, how about today, I dare you that I can make every teacher, substitute teacher, lunch ladies and the janitor hate me. How's that?" said Rigby.

Mordecai thought about it, "Well, I know you will win this bet but you haven't caused trouble or got a detention since a month ago. Fine, I'm in. If I win the bet, I dare you to... kiss Billy in public. But if you win the bet, then I'll wear diaper for the whole summer." said Mordecai.

Rigby smiled, "Wow, heavy, if Mordecai wins, I'll have to kiss a nerd. But if I win, Mordecai will walk with diapers, solid gold medal for a viral video. What the heck, I'm in." said Rigby as he and Mordecai shook hands.

Then Mordecai's dad dropped the boys as they ran straight to their buddies, Billy and Mandy.

Mandy smiled as she saw the guys, "Hey Mordo and Rigs, happy last day of school." said Mandy as she hugged Mordecai.

Billy looked at Rigby, "Hey dude, I heard that the old wrinkled librarian is alone at the school library, wanna kill her day?" asked Billy.

Rigby then smirked at Mordecai, "Huh, I've been waiting all year to make that old geezer retire." said Rigby as he and Billy ran off.

Mandy looked at Mordecai as her phone buzzed, "Ooh, I gotta take this." said Mandy as she ran off.

Mordecai got mad as Jake saw his angry face, "Why did Rigby smirked on you and why are you angry?" asked Jake.

Mordecai looked at her, "Me and Rigby made a bet. This bet is about the last day of school. If I win this bet, Rigby has to kiss Billy in public. But if he wins, I have to wear diapers for the whole summer vacation." said Mordecai.

Jake smiled, "You...wearing a diaper? I hope Rigby wins." said Jake as he ran away laughing then Mordecai sighed and suddenly, Margaret and Eileen approached her, "Hey girls, what's up?" greeted Mordecai.

Margaret smiled, "I've heard from my friend, who heard it from her friend, who heard it from her friend, who heard it from Jamie's best friend that you quit the newspaper job." said Margaret.

Mordecai was surprised, "Wow, its not even 24 hours and the news are already spreading." said Mordecai.

Eileen smiled, "Don't let that make you feel big, Jamie doesn't let things go easily. Last school year, Jamie blackmailed 11 students for betraying her." said Eileen.

Mordecai sighed, "Don't worry about it, I can handle a girl." said Mordecai.

Margaret thought of something as she leaned on Mordecai seductively, "I would like to be taken out tonight. Meet me at the Dark Alley so we can...create magic." said Margaret in a flurry tone.

Mordecai was stunned by Margaret's actions and on his mind, he thought about this and he saw his point of view. Then he imagined the picture of Margaret's request then he started sweating.

Margaret and Eileen giggled as they walked away. While Mordecai was still traumatized, Mandy approached him and she saw two shadows, who hid after they were looking at Mordecai.

Mandy felt weird, "Ah, Mordecai, since when the CSI wanted you?" asked Mandy.

Mordecai got back to the normal world as he looked at Mandy, "CSI? Wants me? What are you talking about?" asked Mordecai.

Mandy rolled her eyes, "Never mind." said Mandy.

Mordecai smiled, "You know, its been a long time since we last did something together, so how about we walk and talk and we are walking around the school building." said Mordecai.

Mandy chuckled, "Ah, my feet are tired and I'm resting them for my tennis match today on Live Broadcast." said Mandy.

Mordecai grabbed Mandy's hand, "Come on, your match is in 8 hours and the school bell isn't going to ring for another... 9 minutes." said Mordecai.

Mandy knew Mordecai won't give up so she decided to give up, "Ok, fine. But only if you can carry my books." said Mandy as she handed Mordecai her books.

Mordecai took them and he and Mandy walked and talked around the school about things they saw while in their journey. Then Mandy saw the two shadows again, hiding about she busted them. She kept her mouth shut and continued to walk and talk.

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It was Math period and Mordecai and Mandy were the last to arrive but they were lucky because the teacher was busy giving Rigby and Billy a detention. Then Rigby showed-off his detention slip to Mordecai as he sat on his table.

Mordecai groaned as he went on his table. Then the teacher educated the class about Geometric Constructions and Patterns. Mordecai didn't paid attention as he looked at the window. He saw the sun shining right through his eyes, the birds were flying and singing, the flowers and trees were feeling the chilled oxygen blowing though them and then he saw two shadows who were entering the men's toilets but he decided to ignore them. Then the class was over as Rigby and Billy continued their journey of annoying teachers and getting detention slips. Mandy decided to hang with Margaret and Eileen and Jake was busy flirting with girls.

Mordecai was alone at the hallway, yawning after getting out of the class as the last person.

Then two figures stood in front of Mordecai. Mordecai felt surprised, "Ah, hey guys, what's up?" asked Mordecai.

The first figure, who's a dude, showed Mordecai a picture of a ruby, "I believe you are Mordecai Quintel, who is the business assistant of Rigby Salyers?" asked the first figure.

Mordecai sighed, "I'm Rigby Salyers' best friend and I am Mordecai." said Mordecai.

The second figure, who appears to be a girl, pulled out her hand, "Hand it over." said the second figure.

Mordecai was confused, "What are you talking about?" asked Mordecai.

The first figure groaned, "The red ruby Rigby stole from our king, its so precious that its not a ruby at all. Its a dangerous power container that can destroy the whole America. The container has 50 million volts of electrical power surge. Our king plans to use it so that he can control the whole entire Earth." said the first figure.

Mordecai got scared, "You guys are mad, and your accent is the same as a Russian, where do you come from?" asked Mordecai.

The first figure showed him a map of Earth, "We come from a small country of Virscovia, its above Russia but they didn't even add it to the map, but until we got the ruby, Virscovia will be the only country in the world." said the first figure.

Mordecai panicked, "I don't have the ruby so get away from me." said Mordecai.

The second figure pulled out a blaster ray gun, "This is an electrical big laser beam that can melt a gold in just 3 seconds. If you don't have the ruby, then we have to kill anyone who knows us." said the second figure.

Mordecai got scared as he fell down, "Ok, let's talk about this." said Mordecai.

The second figure triggered her gun as she aimed it at Mordecai. She was ready to fire the weapon. When she fired it, A boy moved Mordecai out of the way as he blocked the electrical big laser beam with a stable and strong mirror, which ended up bad for the second figure as she was shocked with the boy's actions. The laser beam hurt the second figure instead as the first figure watched with boredom.

The boy who saved Mordecai smiled, "What comes around, goes around." said the boy as he picked up Mordecai and the two ran away.

The two ran in a quiet zone where there is no one. The boy then looked at Mordecai, "Hey, my name is Jacob." said Jacob.

Mordecai's mind was completely not arranged, "Ah, I'm Mordecai. Please tell me, what the H is going on?" asked Mordecai.

Jacob cleared his throat, "The name's Jacob and I'm a member of a secret organization that tracks evil guys and end their plan of jeopardizing mankind. My current mission is to investigate the partnership between King Ximus and Francis." said Jacob.

Jacob is a human teenage who has black hair and black eyes. He wears brownish-green short jersey and he also wears a camouflage pants and black boots. He seems to like accessory and jewelry because he wears some biker gloves, modified spy watches, dark blue shades and he wears a belt that sorta resemble the one Batman wears. He's a dude that is serious about his job and never takes no for an answer. During day-off, he still focuses on his job, its like he is attached to it. His personality is the same as Sam Fisher, a protagonist of Splinter Cell.

Mordecai's brain ringed a little, "King Ximus? Francis? I think I've heard those names before." said Mordecai.

Jacob sat down on a chair, "King Ximus is a dangerous magician that must be brought down immediately and Francis is a old geezer who can control animals with a simple control source on his brain." said Jacob.

Mordecai nodded, "I know Francis, we kinda had a 'bonding' between us. As for King Ximus, I don't know him." said Mordecai.

Jacob showed him a picture, "It was conformed that two people, by the name of Mordecai and Rigby, stole a ruby that is so rare and vulnerable, even the US Army are looking for it." said Jacob.

Mordecai was surprised, "The US Army? Wow, guess Rigby has to retrieve the jewellery." said Mordecai.

Jacob looked at Mordecai, "By jewellery, you mean the ruby, right?" asked Jacob.

Mordecai nodded, "Well, we kinda trade it for a new video console that was rad." said Mordecai.

Jacob stood up, "What?! You can't just give away a precious weapon that could entirely destroy the moon. Take me to Rigby, now!" shouted Jacob as they ran to Rigby.

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Rigby was seen talking to Billy and Mandy as Mordecai and Jacob approached Rigby.

Mordecai panted, "Rigby, remember that ruby we traded for my new video console system?" asked Mordecai.

Rigby nodded, "Yeah, what about it?" asked Rigby.

Mordecai continued panting, "Well, this guy is from a secret organization of spies and he wants it back before some bad guys retrieve it first." said Mordecai.

Jacob handed out his hand, "Billy Carlsson, smartest kid in this school. Mandy Anzani, granddaughter of the founder of Twin Peaks." said Jacob as he shook both hands of Billy and Mandy.

Mordecai looked at Mandy, "Wow, wait a second... You're the GD of the founder of Twin Peaks, dude, that's so cool." said Mordecai.

Mandy felt nervous, "I'm not usually called by that so Mandy is better for me." said Mandy.

Jacob looked at Rigby, "And you must be Rigby Salyers, the pizza king, the bank shot champion, you have been killed twice and Twin Peaks' own party animal." said Jacob.

Rigby gulped, "Guilty as charged, d...dud...dude." said Rigby.

As Jacob was about to say something, the principal spotted the five as he saw Rigby.

The principal got mad, "Hey Rigby and Billy, I finally found you, you filthy delinquents." said the principal as his buff bodyguards chased the two.

Rigby gulped again, "Billy, its time to run." said Rigby as him and Billy ran away.

Mordecai looked at the running Rigby, "Hey! What about the ruby thing!" shouted Mordecai.

Rigby and Billy continued running as the principal and his men chased the two.

Mordecai sighed as Jake appeared, "Hey guys, what's up and who are you?" said Jake while looking at Jacob.

Jacob cleared his throat, "I'm Jacob and I'm here because I need a ruby that Mordecai and Rigby took from a deadly magician." said Jacob.

Jake smiled, "Are you talking about that red ruby that has a written text saying 'Touch and you'll have pure luck'?" asked Jake.

Jacob frowned, "Yeah, that's the one." said Jacob.

Jake remember something, "Oh yeah, some old geezer took the ruby while I was throwing it away." said Jake.

As Jacob was about to say something, Francis appeared in front of them. Francis smiled, "Long time no see, Jacob." said Francis.

Jacob and the others frowned, "Where's the ruby, Francis?" asked Jacob.

Francis smiled, "Don't ask me, I know nothing but I know that one of you might be... A secret agent." said Francis as he disappeared by smoke.

Jake frowned, "An old man just disappeared by smoke, what the heck is going on?" asked Jake.

Jacob looked at him, "Its your idiocy, you gave someone a wrong tool that can destroy the world." said Jacob.

Jake got mad, "Hey, I may be an idiot but I'm not completely stupid. I don't know what's up." said Jake.

Mordecai stopped the two, "Guys, calm down. We have to worry about Francis right now rather that arguing. He said that there may be a traitor here so we got to find him/her." said Mordecai.

Mandy got really nervous as Jacob putted on his gear, "You three have to warn everyone in this school to get out of here. I'm just going to call back-up." said Jacob as he ran away.

Mordecai, Mandy and Jake entered the cafeteria of the school as they saw everyone had blue eyes, including Max, Margaret and Eileen.

Max then spotted the three, "Capture Mordecai and Rigby and Kill him." said Max in a manipulated tone.

Mandy freaked out, "Guys, I think everyone are being controlled by that old man." said Mandy.

Mordecai groaned, "Then that's our queue to run away." said Mordecai as him and Jake ran but Mandy stayed.

Jake saw Mandy standing still, "Mandy, come on, let's go." said Jake.

Mandy turned around as her eyes turned blue, "Capture Mordecai and Rigby and Kill them." said the controlled Mandy.

Mordecai frowned, "No! No! No! Mandy!" said Mordecai as Jake pulled Mordecai, got out of the room and locked the cafeteria.

Jake saw Mordecai sulking, "Dude, come on. We have to run before we also get controlled." said Jake.

Mordecai looked at Jake, "What's the use of running? Everyone is being controlled and all you can think about is running. Dude, leave me alone!" shouted Mordecai.

Jake groaned, "Dude, if you going to sulk all day here then don't be my guest. Pull yourself together dude, Rigby, Billy, the principal and his bodyguards are still around the school. Jacob is coming with his team so its either we stay here or we just head back to Rigby and the others." said Jake.

Mordecai thought about it as he stood up. Mordecai looked at Jake, "Thanks for waking me up, dude." said Mordecai.

Jake rolled his eyes, "Ok, but if we don't run, we won't wake up anymore." said Jake as the two ran away. They eventually caught up with Rigby and Billy, who were hiding behind a bunch of plastics.

Rigby got mad, "Dude, the principal has gone nuts. I heard him saying 'Capture Mordecai and Rigby and Kill them.'" said Rigby.

Mordecai looked at Jake, "Guess they're also controlled." said Mordecai.

Billy looked at the two, "What's going on? First, an old guy appeared at us and he looked at the principal and his men then they tried killing us. Second, lovely Margaret and cool Eileen also tried killing us." said Billy.

Jake looked at them as he explain everything that is going on. Rigby and Billy got confused, "Ok, so we have to take a ruby that is in the hands of a guy who almost killed Mordecai and Eileen when we took a trip to the forests so that we can save the world afterwards by battling a dangerous magician." said Rigby.

Mordecai and Jake nodded, "Yeah, that sound about it." said Mordecai.

Rigby gulped, "I want my mommy." said Rigby.

Mordecai face-palmed as the principal and his men found the four as they ran away.

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Mordecai, Rigby, Billy and Jake continued running away with fear. Mordecai looked behind as he saw a angry teenage mob with fork sticks and fire torches. The four eventually ran into a dead-end and Rigby scan the area for a safe way to hide while the angry mob hasn't spot them yet but he didn't find.

Rigby looked at Mordecai angrily, "You see happens when you don't listen to Margaret and Eileen!" shouted Rigby.

Mordecai glared at him, "Wait a second, Margaret and Eileen aren't even involved. And you were the one who took the ruby because you thought it was your diamond toy." said Mordecai

Jake groaned, "Guys, please, we are in the urge of dying and you're talking about your thoughts. Rigby, the first thing a Sophomore doesn't do is to prank the principal who has two deadly tough bodyguards. Now we're here, wailing our voices t... Billy, are you okay?" asked Jake as he looked at Billy, who was hyperventilating.

Billy couldn't stop hyperventilating, "I... always... do this...when... I'm... having... a... panic... attack." said Billy.

Rigby looked at Mordecai, "This is the worst last day of school ever." said Rigby.

Jake winced, "Last day of school, how about you call it 'last day of our lives'." said Jake as the door was busted open by Max.

Max fixed his knuckles, "This is gonna be fun." said Max as the others surrounded Mordecai, Rigby, Billy and Jake.

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Rigby smiled, "Then Max and the others killed Mordecai, Jake and Billy. They left Rigby as they thought he wasn't worth killing but Mysterious Mr R. aka Fists, punched and kicked everyone until he was the only one left. Then Rigby Salyers became the president and a hero of USA and everyone talked about him everyday, every hour, every minute...every second. The end." said Rigby as he was finished telling his story. Billy, Mandy, Margaret, Eileen, Max, Taylor, Tyler Jake, Jacob, Jamie, Don and Miley looked at Rigby with confused faces and weird faces.

Mordecai and Rigby smiled as they looked at everyone, "So how's our scary story?" asked Mordecai.

Billy cleared his throat, "Ah, ok, I speak on behalf of everyone in this summer camp... Guys, that was the worst scary story I've ever heard." said Billy.

Everyone agreed to Billy's comment as Mordecai and Rigby got mad as the screen turned blank.

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Ok, everyone, I gotta agree, that is the longest chapter I ever written. To me, its slightly boring and its slightly cool. Drama, Action, Suspense, Humor and Romance are all in this chapter. I was thinking of adding the Sci-Fi part but it would ruin everything. The end might confuse you so here's the scoop. The protagonists and antagonists are in a summer camp because they all going to High School, since they are all in Middle High (Don and Miley were brought along thanks to Margaret and Eileen because... What can they say, the more the merrier). The 9th grade ended up with Mordecai dating Mandy, Rigby and Eileen are still 'pre-friends', Billy and Jamie are suspiciously relatives, Tyler and Taylor are traveling city to city this Summer, Jake and Margaret are going out, Jacob is a human dude with red hair and black eyes and he's Max's best friend. The friends told each other scary stories and by luck, Margaret and Eileen won the game by telling a story about a 'Killer Bus' (That can ring your bell).

So everyone is normal, well, Francis is still around with the deadly magician that will make his cameo in the chapter. Speaking about chapters, I will make 3 chapter that is set in the Summer Vacation revolving the cast. Remember to review and like, and remember to stay uncool.

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