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Marie was next to enter.

"You may begin," Komui said as Marie did not start at all.

"I know it's you, Komui," he said calmly as Komui started freaking out.

"What?" he managed to say in a calm voice. "I do not know what you are talking about."

"Drop the act," he said.

'But how?? I disguised my voice so well!'

"Komui, it doesn't matter whether you have disguised your voice well or not; you can't fool my ears," Marie told him.

'Ahh, he can read minds!!' Komui thought, starting to freak out.

"No, I can't read minds," Marie said boredly.

'He's doing it again!'

"Komui, either you admit it or I'll go out and tell the others that it's you. I'm sure Kanda would not mind chopping your head off," Marie told him sternly.

"Fine," he gave in after a moment of consideration. He really did not want Kanda after him and what would Lenalee think? "It's me, Komui."

"By the way, I also heard everyone's confession," Marie confessed as Komui literally fell out of his seat.

Scrambling, he got up and hurriedly took his seat again.

"Wow, you have real good hearing!" Komui praised. "The room's sound proof and you still can hear!"

"And also I heard you yelling at Daisya at the end..." he muttered as Komui flushed slightly.

"Anyway, let's devise a plan to get Allen and Kanda together," Marie suggested to save Komui from the embarrassment. "I have to spend some time here after all or the others would be suspicious if I went out so fast. Even thought Daisya thinks I'm a saint, I'm really not."

"Right!" Komui exclaimed, beaming happily.

"How about we do something to scare Kanda so that he'll go running into Allen's arms??" Komui asked excitedly.

"..."

"What?" Komui asked, pouting at Marie's reaction.

"Do you think you can scare Kanda?" Marie asked.

"... no..." Komui admitted after a moment's consideration.

"I thought so," Marie said.

"Hmm, what about Lavi though? He likes that Noah, Tyki," Komui said, frowning.

"Yea, that is a rather complicated matter," Marie admitted. "An Exorcist falling for a Noah... I have never heard of it before."

"Allen told me that there's this Noah, Road, who likes him," Komui piped up cheerfully.

"..."

"Hmm?"

"Is that really a good thing?" Marie asked wearily.

Komui smiled widely, "You never know!"

"..."

"What??" Komui asked, pouting again.

There was a moment of silence.

"Did you know that Lavi thought you were blind and announced it to the entire Order?" Komui asked. The silence was creeping him out.

"Yes," Marie replied through gritted teeth.

"And that Daisya thought you were mute, blind and deaf?" he continued asking in a cheery voice, happy that Marie was participating in this conversation. He was unaware of Marie's irritation though.

"Yes," Marie said, annoyance seeping into his voice but Komui was too oblivious to realise.

"Oh, why didn't you do anything?" Komui asked.

"Can we please stop talking about that subject?" Marie finally snapped.

"Fine," Komui murmured.

"But I'm afraid that Lavi does not know what he's getting himself into," Marie said after a while.

"I'm sure Lavi has good judgement. I think he'll eventually know that Tyki is a bad choice," Komui said thoughtfully.

"But from the way he sounded, I reckon he was quite serious," Marie said uncertainly. "And as much as it is weird for an Exorcist to be going out with a Noah, I don't think there is a problem as long as they truly love each other."

"But the path will definitely be difficult for them," Komui said seriously. "And the Head would punish Lavi if they found out."

"Who's the Head?" Marie questioned, a tad bit curious.

"The same person who wanted us to come for confession," Komui replied simply.

"In other words, you have no idea?" Marie asked.

"Yep!" Komui said happily.

"I have one thing to confess to you," Marie said and Komui waited in anticipation. "When I first saw you, I thought that there was no way that someone like you could be serious."

"That's evil, Marie. Very evil..." Komui wept as Marie sweatdropped.

'And to think I didn't believe Daisya when he said that Komui was crazy,' Marie thought, sighing.

"So what are the plans for Kanda and Allen?" Komui asked suddenly, bouncing up and down in his seat like a little child.

Marie sweatdropped once again. 'He changes fast…'

"Well, I don't think that trying to scare either of them would work, Marie stated as Komui nodded his head. "Maybe it's best to let nature take its course?"

"Ah but we know they both like each other!" Komui exclaimed. "Can't we do anything to help them?"

"Unless they don't want to be helped," Marie replied, shrugging. "But I'll talk to Kanda."

"You sure he won't kill you?" Komui asked mischievously.

"For your information, I am one of the few rare people that have never got threatened by Kanda before," Marie stated rather smugly.

"No, that's not fair!" Komui wailed as Marie covered his ears.

"Life is not fair," Marie sighed, rubbing his sore ears. Miranda was noisy enough with the door blocking and the room being sound proof and all but Komui was just loud. "Spare a thought for my ears before you decide to start wailing."

Komui grinned sheepishly and muttered a weak 'okay'.

"And Tyki and Lavi?" Marie questioned.

"As impossible as it sounds, we may have to try and kidnap Tyki to hear what he has to say," Komui said, sounding rather intelligent though Marie thought his idea was pretty dumb.

"What's his ability?"

"To pass through anything he wishes to pass," Komui replied happily.

"So do you think we can kidnap him?" Marie asked, sarcasm dripping in his voice.

"No…" Komui muttered, sounding very sad.

"I shall go now," Marie told Komui as he stood up.

"Why?" Komui whined. He had finally found someone to talk to instead of acting all priestly.

"Because Daisya's complaining that I'm taking too long and you wouldn't want them to be suspicious as to why I'm in here so long right?" Marie asked.

Komui pouted. "Fine, bye bye!"

"Bye," Marie replied and left the room.


"For someone who seems so kind, you sure have a lot of sins to tell," Kanda said, smirking as Marie took a seat.

Marie raised an eyebrow.

"The priest is a weird guy," he said.

Lavi and Daisya started laughing immediately.

"Yes, he is!" Lavi howled with laughter.

Marie just smiled.

TBC

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