A/N: I'm so sorry for the lack of update…and the fact this chapter is really short. But I couldn't resist not posting something, so you readers will get a crack chapter! Have fun.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, I'd want to draw faster so adoring fans can read more.

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Video Recording is Fun

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Tenten hopped around the bar. "I WIN!!" she screamed.

Neji sweat-dropped.

Hinata was delicately holding a thin-necked cocktail glass between her fingers. The liquid was bright blue. It was a reflection of Naruto's eyes. Ino and Sakura were leaning on the counter, each holding a shot of some alcoholic beverage. Ino watched with interest as Sakura left to challenge Sasori to a drinking contest and as Hinata followed to declare a contest with Itachi.

In an instant, Temari had sidled up next to Ino and whispered like a drug-dealer, "Hey girl, you want a camera? I got a camcorder."

Ino smirked. "I'll give you forty for it with tape."

"Done."

Ino handed over two crisp twenty-dollar bills and flicked on the camcorder.

"Tenten, how do you feel about you birthday bash?" asked Ino like a reporter.

Tenten twirled on her foot to face Ino. "What the hell, Ino? Are you recording this? Hey! Don't touch that!"

Tenten slapped Ino's hand away from the silvery-gold locket hanging from her throat.

Ino cooed, "Is it something important from Neji-kun?"

Tenten looked at Ino. "You had one too many shots, didn't you?"

Ino shook her head. "Nope, just happened to get my hands on a camcorder."

Tenten sighed. "Go film someone else, like Sakura's and Hinata's drinking contests."

Ino cackled and bounded towards Sakura and Sasori.

"Drink, Sakura, drink!" crowed Ino maniacally. "Kick his ass to kingdom come!"

Sakura choked on her drink and spat it out, straight at Sasori who tried to duck but knocked himself out by smacking his head on the table. Sakura smashed her shot glass on the table and glared at Ino.

"What the hell?"

Ino could see the veins of broken glass on the almost shattered glass. "Nothing.
Ino added, "And the winner is Sakura!"

Tenten appeared silently behind Temari. "This was your evil doing wasn't it?"

Temari smirked. "Who, me? Never!"

Ino raced off to find Hinata. Hinata was downing glasses of clear liquid faster than Itachi was. Itachi had drunk so much, his Sharingan had activated without his personal command.

"Give up weasel!" screamed Hinata as she gulped another glass of vodka.

"NEVER!" Itachi screamed back, the tomoe of his Sharingan spun wildly…

…Until Itachi swayed slightly. Hinata toppled into Tenten's arms as Itachi fell against Hana.

Tenten exchanged an exasperated glance with Hana before lifting Hinata gently up and carrying her to the 'Drunk and Sleeping' corner of the pub. Hana followed suit, leaving a lingering kiss on Itachi's lips before wandering away.

Tenten turned to find Neji. He sat at the bar stools with Sasuke and Ino, who was wildly asking Kisame questions on bartender life. Tenten laughed as she wrapped her arms around Neji.

Neji turned. "We have the Leaf Festival tomorrow don't we?"

Tenten grinned. "Yeah. I hear there's going to be a dunk place. "

Neji kissed her cheek. "Are you volunteering to be a dunkee? Seriously, I wouldn't mind seeing you wet."

Tenten blushed and looked away. Sasuke smirked at his words. "Perv."

Sakura had appeared beside Sasuke. She leaned close to Tenten. "Of course he wouldn't. He wants you under him."

Tenten shrieked and aimed a punch at Sakura as she ran away.

"You know it's true!" yowled Sakura as she dove behind Hana to hide.

Hana squealed and dodged out of the way as Tenten charged past. "Watch it!"

Tenten suddenly skidded to a stop. "Hey, Hana. Are you going to the festival tomorrow?"

"Yeah, why?" Hana glanced at Tenten.

"Firstly, I am plotting to mess with Neji's brain a bit. Secondly, I need help to lure certain people…"

Hana curled lip, her eyes glittering with mischief. "Hell, yea."

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TBC

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Wasn't the crack chapter awesome? Thank you to all my reviewers and readers. Don't forget to review and give me input on the chapter and what should happen next!

~Flurryfox