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10 Reasons Why Rose Nymphadora Weasley Annoys The Hell Out Of James Sirius Potter
By: The Amazing Quidditch Captain and Sexiest Weasley/Potter Ever Born, James Sirius Potter
1. Rose only allows Malfoy to call her Rosie. What is up with that? I'm her cousin for Merlin's sake! Well said, cousin. Louis? What are you doing on my list? Thought I'd drop by. Well... GET OUT OF MY FREAKING LIST, LOUIS! Fine. Oh Merlin.
2. Rosie (ha!) knows the bat-bogey hex. I am pretty sure Mom taught her that… since the day Fred and I pranked her into kissing Malfoy. I remember the days…. (wipes tear from eye)
3. Rosie used to date Lysander Scamander. I don't have anything against the guy. He's a family friend after all- but his name; does he even know it rhymes?
4. Rosie is such a perfect prefect. She gives ME detention. I don't know about you, but I'm sensing that the "Blood is thicker than water." thing is not true.
5. Rosie calls me Jamsie. GAAAAH. I hate that name. She began to call me that when Liza Thomas and I started dating… Liza and her soft hair…. Her beautiful blue eyes… Her pretty smile.. Her- WE GET IT JAMES. Louis! Get out! Sheesh. Sorry.
6. Rosie smells like roses. As cliché as it sounds, she does. And I hate it.
7. Rosie (I could really get used to this Rosie thing. As long as Rose does not hit me and my important bits..) always fights with Malfoy. ALWAYS.
8. Rosie is my cousin. Hey, once you are related you have to find them annoying. It's like a law or something.
9. Rosie stares at Malfoy. This does not go unnoticed. Except to Malfoy it seems.
10. Rose hasn't said yes to Malfoy. Recently, Malfoy has been asking my cousin out and she keeps turning him down. Good for you, cous. Though I don't see the point when it's obvious they fancy each other. Now the poor bloke is heartbroken. Boohoo. (Ow, sorry Rosie. I will not mock him again.) As if. Haha.
Hi guys. I'm back! I'm so sorry for the late update. I experienced the worst thing a writer can experience- a writer's block. *weeps* I'm really sorry.
Hope you like this chapter.
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