I told you this stuff would be overdue. Anyway, on with the show.
Magicant
Greninja was wearing a pink t-shirt with 'I love JB' written on it in white comic sans ms. He was also wearing a paper mask with Justin Bieber's ugly face on it. To his left were some of the (not so) new smashers: Corrin and Mewtwo. On his right was Bowser with a blonde curly wig and Peach's dress. Bowser ran in front of Greninja, lifting the dress as he did so and he stuck his leg out.
"Greninja! Look at my fabulous leg!"
Greninja facepalmed. "That shoe doesn't even fit" Greninja remarked at the little pink shoe that was dangling from Bowser's massive toe claws (that were painted bright pink). Corrin slid to his right and stuck his arm out, pushing Greninja away in the process. His red draconic eyes had turned into huge massive anime shoujo eyes as he swooned at Bowser's fat leg.
"S-so kawaii Bowser-sama! Ow Mewtwo that hurt!" Corrin was pushed to the ground by Mewtwo's psychic.
"Who let him into smash?" Mewtwo sighed.
"I KNOW RIGHT!" Chrom randomly shouted from off the stage. "WHY THAT WEEABOO AND NOT ME? ROY GOT IN, SO YEAH. I SHOULD BE IN!"
"LET'S SMASH LADIES! WOO!" Crazy Hand had finished the countdown that nobody noticed and that's when they started fighting.
I'll continue this soon, It's just so late and I have a cat that needs my attention. Sayonara folks.