A.N. Okay so I know it's been since Nam since I last updated. And I have no excuses but my schedule was pretty jam packed with soccer, finals, graduation, college stuff, random boys, friends, and soon a root canal! Joy! Pfft, not really it'll be a bitch. But yea that's pretty much been my life while I've been gone. Oh I dyed some of my hair blue…thought you'd like to know. And I'm sorry if you guy's hate me for falling off the face of the Earth. But here is your chapter. It is relatively short and very touchy feely, incoherantreality I know you wanted me to tell you if there would be, and there's NOT, so please read! And FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY! I repeat MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY!
The next morning was complete chaos. Emmett and Jasper were tearing apart the set up in the backyard, while Alice kept rushing in and out of mine and Edward's room throwing me different items of clothing. Meanwhile Edward and I had no time to breathe because we were packing our bags as if we wouldn't see the light of day.
We were to leave for our honeymoon today, precisely twenty-eight minutes and thirty-nine seconds.
"Edward!" I complained. "I thought this was supposed to be fu-"
"NO TALKING BELLA MARIE CULLEN!" Alice yelled from the other room.
"Gahhh!! Edward please do something about your little pixie of a sister. Please!" I begged.
"Alice…" Edward sounded exasperated, "Please don't piss my wife off, save it for when we get home."
"Fine, but if you're not packed in ten minutes, you WILL miss your plane. Even if it is out private jet; it needs to leave so you can get to your destination on time, be able to get more gas, come back to the island and to take us back home. If you fuck this up? Oh you will wish you-"
"I get it Alice…finish packing." With that Edward slammed the door in Alice's face and walked over to his suitcase sitting on the bed.
I plopped down on the space next to my husband and pushed him down so he was lying on the bed and put my legs on either side of his hips, so I was straddling him.
"You look so sexy when your agitated." I said in my sexy voice, my face inches from Edward's.
Edward reached up to bite my nose but I pulled away before he got me.
"Oh so we're being feisty I see. Well if that's how you wanna play it, so be it."
I ran to the door, locked it and was back on top of Edward all in the same second. Edward was looking up at me through his hair that was covering his face, with a look that showed just how badly he wanted be, and it was so damn sexy. I couldn't resist. I untied the bow in my baby doll tank top and threw it to the ground, leaving me in a pair of shorts and my lacy red bra. Edward's eyes roamed down my neck, to my chest, down my stomach where they then did a u-turn and rested back on my chest.
I clicked my tongue at him, "Not yet." I moaned into his ear.
With that Edward flipped me over so that he was straddling me. One of his hands was supporting my lower back while the other cupped my face as he took my lips to his. This kiss was everything; deep, passionate, lustful, sexy, needy, adoring and so much more. The intensity of our kiss was picking up, and I began to pull at the hem of Edward's white t-shirt, wanting it to come off. He helped me and ripped it over his head without breaking the kiss. My back was now arched and I didn't want to wait for our honeymoon. Right here, right now was fine by me, and by the looks of it that's how it would be. Not only were Edward and I panting and my back arched, I could feel the erection through Edward's pants, and I gotta say it was turning me on. I was desperately clutching for Edward's hair, and scratching at his back.
"Bella!" Edward kept moaning.
We were about to explode and we weren't even naked yet. What the heck!? I can't imagine what's going to happen when it's all off!? Speaking of; Edward was working on the button of my shorts and had easily ripped them off tossing them to the side. Edward then stood at the foot of the bed to undo his shorts, as he did so I kissed and licked his chest not wanting to end this haven that we were currently in. As Edward dropped his pants to the floor, the only thing keeping us from taking each other were my lace panties, and his boxers; my bra got tossed somewhere along the way.
Edward looked at me to make sure I was okay with this, and I nodded my head in response, wiggling my finger for him to come and get me. Edward glided onto the bed with a smirk on his face and kissed me on my inner thigh which gave me the chills. Just as he kissing below my bellybutton there was a loud crash and banging on the door.
"Shit!" we said in sync.
"Plane leaves in five minutes!" Alice yelled through the door.
"Stupid little pixie!" I muttered, as I rested my head in the crook of Edward's arm, running my fingers lightly over his chest.
"She knows exactly how to ruin a moment." Edward groaned.
"Wait!? She said five minutes. Correct?" I repeated.
"Yes."
"Shit! Edward It'll take us three minutes to get there and two to find our clothes that you tossed about the room!"
"Fuck! Well then let's go!"
We ran around the room like mad-men. And eventually got all our clothes on…correctly, and our hair all over the place.
Edward and I waltzed out of our room hand in hand as if nothing had happened; grinning like fools with our luggage in tow. When we made our way to the living room Esme's coffee table was smashed in and fragments of it scattered throughout the living room.
"You guys were so heated up in there that you fucked up Japer's emotions! It was sick!" Emmett yelled, running over to give us a high-five.
"I'm good. Thanks though Em." I said "leaving him hanging".
Alice just shook her head at us as we walked out the door. I smirked at her, blew her a kiss and then me and Edward sprinted our heart's out to the jet plane in which we surprisingly made it on time with seven seconds to spare.
"So where are we going?" I asked, as Edward held my hands in his.
"I have no clue."
"No lying?"
"Nope. Carlisle and Esme planned it all. And after living with me for this long, they know how to block their minds. I know absolutely nothing."
"Yay I like not being the only one out of the loop." I said with a huge smile.
Edward pulled me into his arms, where I stayed content for about fifteen minutes, until previous thoughts popped into my mind.
"What are you thinking, Mrs. Isabella Cullen?" Edward asked with his eyes still closed.
"You…and me……..…half naked……….moaning on top of each other."
"Bella since when did you become so…sexual?"
"Since I married to most gorgeous man have ever walked the planet!"
"Oh well in that case." He laughed.
"Well, what are you thinking about?"
"Pretty much the same thing; just different circumstances…"
"And what are those circumstances?" I asked honestly curious.
"Follow me and I will show you."
Edward stood up pulling me along behind him. I had no clue where we were going, but I knew it had to be something sexual.
"Edward! Come on! Tell me already." I complained.
But before I could complain some more he pulled me through a door into a tiny room…the bathroom.
I just smirked and jumped into Edward's arms, wrapping my legs around his waist and devouring his lips into mine. The room was horribly small, but it made it all the more fun. Edward tripped over something on the floor and had me pressed up against the wall so I couldn't move. He held me hostage their, where he then assaulted my neck with wet kisses and rubbed his hand up and down my thigh. I kept moaning out of sheer bliss, and so was Edward as I ran my hands over the area just below his hip bones. Turbulence was interesting; as I was sitting on the sink with my back pressed up against the wall, and Edward practically on top of me…lets just say it was an interesting run.
As me and Edward exited the bathroom, with our hair even messier than before, we just laughed like little school kids. Being on a private jet was nice, no attendants to flip shit if you had some fun in the bathroom, and also there were some couches which Edward and I gladly sat upon. Well I was laying on Edward but, who cares. I didn't know how much longer the ride would be but as I laid my head on Edward's chest, and he ran his hands through my hair, I would be incandescently happy.
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