OroNaru- And Another Thing
When Naruto got angry, things tended to get broken.
Like windows. And bridges. And legs.
And as he stared at the ghostly-pale face of the man who had been responsible for his best friend leaving the village to seek revenge without even saying goodbye, Naruto was getting so angry, that his anger literally started to leak out of him and attain a physical form.
Orochimaru looked on in interest, raising an eyebrow.
"Intriguing," He said, seemingly unfazed by the massive, hateful chakra of the boy before him. "With the help of the monster inside you, it would seem your development rate far exceeds both our expectations." Orochimaru glanced sideways at Kabuto, who shrugged.
Naruto, who could somehow hear Orochimaru despite his low tone, the howling wind, and his own gnashing teeth, responded by yelling, "Yeah, no thanks to you!"
The interested look was replaced by a mildly confused one. "What do you mean?"
"During the Chuunin exam- About the same time you kicked off this entire damn thing- You picked me up with your tongue, lifted my shirt, and extra-sealed this 'monster,'" Naruto spat at him. "It was weird, I couldn't harness any of the power, and on top of that, it was incredibly gay."
"… Oh. That." Orochimaru glared at Naruto, offended. Kabuto stifled a laugh. "Obviously you got it back, why are you still sore about it? And anyway, it was not gay." He crossed his arms.
"Why not?"
"Because," Orochimaru smirked. "I was a woman at the time."
Everyone in the immediate vicinity facepalmed.
AN: For Sirius J Potter, who correctly guessed that I am a sucker for puppy-dog eyes. :3
I'm sorry that I couldn't get this out yesterday. My mom had to take me up to the school that she works at, and it being an elementary school and having somewhat crappy Dell computers and an internet block, I couldn't even get near here. *Sighs*