50 ways to annoy Snape

by iwmango

None other than the title, ways to annoy the greasy haired git who has the temper of a gryff, brains of a rave, loyal like a huff, cunning like a slyth

10. Urinal feaces

I sniffed a potion.

"Eeewww, is this your beep?", seriously, I said beep.

"My beep being?"

I beckoned him closer and said in a loud stage whisper.

"Urinal feaces"

"ALICE!"