Yin and Yang
By: Late-Sleeper
Disclaimer: I don't own a thing…why do you keep asking me this. Nyahahahaha ((drag by two men back to the mental hospital))
Sorry for the late post…my account wasn't working a few days ago so…ahahahaha. Hmmm, wonder why?
Chapter 10: A Day With Mitchy
"So tell me about this love of your life."
Hanamichi look up to the doctor from where she was laying. "Haruko-san is the sweetest girl I've met. She's cute and funny. She's…"
"Yeah! Yeah! So what about your teammates?" The doctor interrupted Hanamichi's narrative. Dr. Nakajima felt quite cranky upon hearing about the Haruko-girl who's currently the center of Hanamichi's world.
He got nothing against the girl or anything nor against heterosexual relationship, besides he's bisexual himself. It's just that there something he feels that is not right, he could sense that the Haruko, the girl the Hanamichi is talking about has no feelings for the said redhead or at least that was his cousin told him.
Hanamichi felt piss upon the interruption. She doesn't know why the doctor suddenly becomes grouchy. "Hey! Aren't you gonna help me go back to original self?"
"Yeah honey but I don't think your Haruko could cure you… we need a…er…some other alternative." Dr. Keita Nakajima smiled sweetly at the redheaded girl who's presently gawking at him with wide-eyes.
Nakajima felt a sigh escape his lips. He couldn't believe that a girl as beautiful as an angel is laying on a couch in his clinic and he's not harassing her. The world must be coming to an end.
"NO WAY! Only Haruko could un-cursed me!" Hanamichi felt her heart beat beating faster and louder. She couldn't believe what the doctor had said. 'Why would they need another alternative? This is getting out of hands.'
"But what if she didn't feel that way for you. Come on, do you have any male admirers?" Keita Nakajima smiled again.
"THE TENSAI IS NOT GAY! I'm not gay!" Hanamichi feel that she had enough of the questioning. She wants to bolt out of the clinic as fast as she could but it felt like her legs wouldn't respond to her wishes.
'This is harder than I thought.' Dr. Nakajima rub his chin with his thumb and pointer finger as he grin like a cat that just ate a canary. The challenge excited him.
"You see my darling Hana-chan if we couldn't un-curse you; you might stuck being a girl…forever."
"NANI! Are you saying I could stay like this…being a girl…forever!" Hanamichi gulped at that thought.
"Yes. So I suggest you better change your perspective about…well…men." The doctor adjusted his glasses as he smile innocently as though he just stated an obvious fact to the girl.
Hanamichi scream reach the empty hallway.
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'It's now or never. I have to tell Haruko.'
Hanamichi walk towards the familiar building of Shohoku. Determination fixed on her cute face.
She walks towards the gym where she knew the brown haired girl would be hanging around. As she neared the building the quietness of the place caught her attention 'Why? Aren't they practicing?'
Hanamichi march towards the door and was about to slide it open when suddenly she felt a hand connected with her shoulders, spooking her to her wits.
"Oi! Practice ended early. Why are you here anyway?"
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Mitsui couldn't believe his luck or –according to his perception-- the lack of it. The practice was suddenly cut off because of a very absurd reason of the principal losing his favorite game boy and ordered all faculty staff to look for it and cancel all the club events because it might hinder the search.
Akagi was very piss at the circumstances so he aimed his frustration at the nearest person he's with which is…Mitsui.
Mitsui was suddenly appointed to be the head of cleaning committee. He should make sure that the gym is totally clean and spotless and in proper order. He was piss a bit about the sudden responsibility but go with it anyway, since he's not in the mood to get pummeled by the monster captain of the basketball team.
Everything was working smoothly, the freshmen cleaned the gym immaculately, the balls were shiny as the moon, and the floors glowed like it has stars imbedded on it. Everything was fine and done, they were about to go home when Mitsui remembered that he left his jersey laying around the corner of their locker room so he went back for it on the gym. When he return to the scene of the crime guess what he saw…a girl which he least expected to see.
"Oi! Practice ended early. Why are you here anyway?"
The redhead suddenly tense on his touch, he never really wanted to scare the girl. 'Why is she so tense anyway?'
"Baka! You almost cost me a heart attack!" Hanamichi glares and yells into the face of Mitsui. She clenches the fabric of her uniform on her chest. She felt her heart was about to burst from the sudden appearance of her teammate.
"Don't call me a baka, you baka!" Mitsui yells back at the redhead, his expression hardens.
"Why you! Calling me a baka!" Hanamichi raises his fist at him. She was trembling with both rage and anxiety.
She feels mix of emotion about to burst out from her heart. Rage from being called a baka by Mitchy and anxiety from being caught by Mitsui…'Damn! Why is this had to happen when I'm about to confess to Haruko?'
Mitsui matches the so-called-Sakuragi's-cousin glare for glare but few seconds tick away since the glaring contest started that Mitsui felt his eyes straining and his patience draining away.
The clock tick away and he felt his patience drains into oblivion. He felt he's going crazy, he's going nuts and before madness totally envelope him, he walk away.
"Move."
Hanamichi glare at Mitsui more but she didn't expect that Mitsui would walk out from the glaring contest. As Mitsui walk towards the gate his shoulder collided with Hanamichi's arm.
Hanamichi was suddenly taken of-guard when their bodies bump making her loose her balance. She landed on her butt on the ground with a loud thud.
"ITAIIII! What you'd do that for?"
"You're blocking my way." Was all Mitsui's sharp retort.
Hanamichi felt her rage building up. She stood quickly and brush her skirt clean, she vow to heaven that the baka Mitsui would taste the bitter tang of hell.
She brushes her butt area and was ready to pounce on the bad-boy-of-Shohoku when suddenly she felt something wet on her skirt.
"Oi Baka Mitchy! Look what you've done; I got mud on my beautiful skirt."
Mitsui raises an eyebrow at that comment 'Mud?' "Turn around baka. Let me look." He motions her to turn around so he could see her behind and to his horror he found…not mud but…
"Baka it's not mud….it's blood."
"What? See what you've done you bruise my ass."
Hanamichi fret upon hearing that she got some bruise. 'The tensai doesn't bruise.' She glares daggers at her assailant.
"Bakayarou! It's not my fault baka. I think…" Mitsui stared at the red stain plastered on the short…very short skirt of the sexy redhead. The skirt looks very short for the girl; it might have been intended for an average size girl. Her long slender tan legs are almost in full view. 'The ass is nice too.'
Mitsui couldn't take off his eyes off on the girl's behind while the said girl continues to show the stain printed on her uniform, to think that she wasted one hour of washing to make it clean and now its ruin.
"…I think it's been quite a while."
Hanamichi stood up straight and look at Mitsui directly to the eyes. Mitsui paled a bit as some thoughts run through his mind on how the girl had gotten the stain and what irk him the most is that he was to ask a very eerie question.
"Oi! Do you have a period or something?"
Hanamichi stared at the boy in front of her with a questioning look but before she could open her mouth, Mitsui beat her to it.
"I'm not talking about the punctuation mark. I'm talking about the girl's menstrual period. You know where they bleed for a week every month."
Hand it to Mitsui to say straight to your face whatever embarrassing thing without even flinching. Hanamichi flush a bit at the statement and as Mitsui notice the color tinting on the girl's face, he too couldn't help but blush with his own outburst. 'Damn! Me and my big mouth.'
"Mitchy what am I gonna do?"
Hanamichi suddenly flung herself to the bewildered Mitsui. She shook the poor boy with all her might, Mitsui felt his world spinning as the redhead continues to shake his shoulders.
"Stop it! Damn! I'm going to puke."
Hanamichi abruptly let go of Mitchy like he was disease or something. Mitsui fell to the ground with a loud thump.
Mitsui cringed as his body hit the ground. He's too shaken to move, far more to stand up. He couldn't even retort nor to cuss at the infamous red-haired girl.
A finger suddenly pokes his ribs but he didn't get up nor move. He wanted to imagine that this was all a bad dream, that he would soon wake up and forget everything that ever happen. It's all a bad dream.
He continued ignoring the girl until he felt that he'll going to have a black and blue bruise with the girl's successive poking.
"Oi Mitchy! Wake up! Baka! I need your help. Come on! Baka! Baka! Baka!"
"Bakayarou! Stop poking me."
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"Oi, this really your pants? I look like a silly dork on these…it's too short. It doesn't even cover my ankle. I look stupid on this."
"Baka! That's my old pants."
Mitsui glare at the girl. He was mad that the girl just insulted his height. To think that he's lending a limb to help her out. Such a jerk of a girl.
"Oi yarou! If you don't have anything more to say I'm leaving."
With a surge of panic Hanamichi grabbed the retreating boy's hand and pulled him gently towards her.
"Baka! You still have to accompany me in shopping for a napkin. I need a napkin for situation like this, ne?"
"Baka! Baka! Who's going to go with you?"
"Come on Mitchy!"
Hanamichi dragged the now screaming Mitsui to the nearest supermarket.
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"Oi! Oi! Oi!"
Mitsui felt a nerve twitching on his temple as the cousin of Hanamichi Sakuragi continues to ignore him and drag him across the supermarket to the aisle where the…err…feminine napkin are located.
The issue of him being suddenly dragged by the girl without his consent was already long forgotten, the really thing that bothered Mitsui is the way he was being handled by the girl.
His face is turning into the color of a ripe tomato as time passes as he gradually realizes that the girl is holding his hands…like boyfriend and girlfriend do. Of course not in the most intimate way, but still holding hands with a girl is still holding hands with a girl. Anyone who sees them would think so.
He was in his own world that he didn't realize that the girl already let go of his hand and left it suspended on the air.
"Oi Mitchy! What do you think?"
Mitsui flushed more as he realizes that his hands is still hanging from there previous position.
"Come on Mitchy!"
"Baka! Don't call me Mitchy."
Mitsui averted his gaze on the redhead beauty, hiding his blush that was forming again on his cheeks.
"Ok then I'll call you Hisashi-chan then." Hanamichi took a step closer to Mitsui and lean down on the smaller boy to look at him straight to the eyes. She gave him the most seductive leer Mitsui ever saw.
The bad-boy-of-Shohoku felt steam going out his ears as his face reddens some more at the sight before him. He can't believe the sudden transformation of the annoying kid to a seductive woman in an instant before his very eyes. 'Is she flirting with me?'
"So now Hisashi-chan what do you think we should buy?"
Mitsui didn't even realize that the goddess a while ago has transform back to her original form, an infuriating brat and was now going from corner to corner looking for the perfect sanitary napkin.
"Come on Mitchy my panty is getting really wet."
Mitsui felt his heart suddenly exploded and was now scattered all over the floor. Hentai thoughts started clouding his mind and he tried hard to keep them at bay but it seems like the force they are exerting are too much to restraint thus evidence of it are clearly showing from his body.
Never did he imagine that any person could say it with all innocence, with a straight face, without even flinching. Never did he imagine that such word have so much affect on his…err…body. The words would hunt him from the rest of his sleepless nights.
"Hey! What do these wings do? Can this napkin fly?"
In a split second all hentai thoughts running through Mitsui's mind left him in a jiffy like people escaping a plague called stupidity.
"…and why are this ultra thin more expensive? It couldn't hold much blood. People are really weird, making napkins that couldn't hold much blood and selling them in higher prices. Good thing I see right through them. NYAHAHAHA."
Mitsui just shook his head in dismay as the girl continued to rummage every single pack of napkin he could get her hands into. Hanamichi continued to look from shelf to shelf, opening each pack and examining the contents of each.
"What's this? Pan…panty…liner?" Hanamichi hurriedly open the small pack of panty liner and inspected its contents.
"Oi Mitchy! They even have napkins for the kids."
Hanamichi shoved the unwrapped panty liner to Mitsui's face as the other boy paled a bit at the act.
"And what is this? Hmmm…tampon?
Hanamichi open the package again and was puzzled to see tube like cotton with a string. She looks at Mitsui then back again to the package. She wondered why such thing could be on the section for the napkins.
Mitsui felt suddenly intrigue with the thing the girl was holding so he decided to take a peek at it and read the instruction, Hanamichi has the same idea; they both read the instruction on how to use it when…
"IT SHOULD BE INSERTED INTO WHAT!"
The two cried in unison echoing through the entire building, ever shoppers pause at the sudden scream.
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"Thank you for shopping, come again soon."
The cashier lady snickered at the two blushing youngster who's carrying a bag full of opened sanitary napkin.
"Baka! You shouldn't open every napkin you get your hands on. See! We paid every fucking napkin you opened." Mitsui felt his blood boiling; he then adjusted the tissue on his nose as he tried hard to glare at the girl.
Hanamichi just smiled sheepishly at him and Mitsui felt another rush of blood inside his nose.
'Why did I do to deserve this?'
:Tsuzuku:
§ SiDe LiNe§
LateSleeper: ((hanging from the ceiling)) Rukawa hang me up here till I made the next chap where he would be the main seme…((looking real pale)) my lemon muse is the one working on this one, my happy muse still hadn't return…my devil and her might have gone to another country.
LateSleeper: ((thinking)) oh yeah! About the tampon-thingie I only had an experience of seeing it once when my cousin visited us from the country down-under, so I'm not really an expert on those kind of things ((sigh))
To kaori: Where have I been? Ermm…to the London to visit the queen? Ehehe well just lurking around I guess…((huggles back)) oh yeah….no Rukawa here though.
To Tina Caps: FukuHaru! Ok officially nothing would shock me now! ((shakes head))
Oh yeah about Hana-chan…yeah I guess he could be what we call bisexual…((nod nod nod)) I agree with you of him swinging both ways. But sometimes I see him as someone who is asexual like a child…who doesn't even have a single idea about sexuality and just waiting to be taken advantage of ((evil grin)). While Rukawa…hmmm…I don't think he's gay in the literal way of it…maybe he's Hana-sexual. ((Stares off to space)) I agree that he doesn't notice girls…well boys too…except Hana of course ((shove Sendoh away)) since Hana's the only one who could get any emotion from the kitsune…glare, sigh, awe, being comical…even giving him advices. Ahhh I'm getting too much carried away ((smile)).
To jayne: ((nod nod nod)) you're right. Youhei refer to his cousin as a girl or a she since the guy looks like a woman…but of course we know Youhei wouldn't voluntarily call him that…so there are lots of harassment and threatening before Youhei could even call him that. But don't worry too much about the doctor coz he's just a minor charac here. well anyway thanks for the review.
To Hikaru Itsuko: I know you're gonna hate me for this…doing a MitHana chap…but I promise the kitsune would spend the whole day with Hana-chan on the next chap ((sigh)) but school's starting so….ahahaha