A/N: The chapter everyone's been waiting for. I hope it's as good as everyone's been hoping for. Just to recap, two chapters ago I said what would be happening in this chapter. So here it is: there will be a lot of Ace Gang, their boyfriends, Dave the Laugh, Robbie and other characters.
I am going to try and make this as long and entertaining as possible to make up for the long time it took to update and for not putting the dance in the last chapter.
Hope you enjoy and don't forget to Review. Even if it does not fulfil you hopes.
Dave or Dignity? That is the question.
Dancing Day!!
12.00
Woke up at the crack of dawn.
The dance was at 7 and I was going to need the whole day to get ready.
12.20
Munching on some Jammy Dodgers for nourishment reasons.
One second later
Libby came Libbying in. She had one of her new 'fwends' with her. It was a stuffed pig on a key chain called Porky. The really disgusting bit about him is that if you squeeze his middle, plastic poo comes out the other end and then goes back in.
Who in their right mind would want a toy/friend like that?
One second later
Libby would.
One second later
She is deffo from the Planet Mad.
1.00
In my bedroom
I've barricaded the door so that no one can get in. I've even put a sign on the door so that it wards off Elderly Loons, Mad Sisters with Weird Fwends and Crazy Kittycats.
Ten minutes later
Since my top is black and blue, I've decided on a blue belt to go with my black jeans. My (mum's) accessories are all going to be blue and black too. I'll be wearing my black boots that have small heels on them. They are very sexkittylicious and also fit my feet perfectly. Unlike the kitten heels I'd bought to impress the Italian Stallion. I nearly had my legs chopped off because of that.
One second later
Although, they would have gone well with my outfit for tonight.
One second later
If only Dr. Clooney hadn't had to cut off the straps.
In the bathroom
1.30
Applying my facial mask so that there are no lurkers, etc.
Two minutes later
Mum came knocking on the door asking if I needed any help getting ready.
Yeah right. Like I would ask for her help when I am getting ready for a dance. I am not desperate.
One second later
I told her as much. I said slowly so as not to damage the facial, "Mutti I do not need your help to get ready. The only time I would need your help is if I ever went to a fancy dress party and dressed as someone from the Stone Age"
My words were muffled but I think she got the gist of it because she huffed away.
Two minutes later
I can hear her telling Vati what a rude and ungrateful girl I was.
One second later
Ho hum, pigs bum.
Ten minutes later
It is so boring sitting on the toilet seat and doing nothing. I can't read a magazine because I haven't got one and my eyes are practically glued shut because of the mask.
One second later
I really hope that I don't fall asleep here.
That would be trés rubbish.
2.35
Taking my face mask off when the phone rang.
2.37
On the phone to Jas
Vole Woman is rabbiting on about how unfair it is that she and Tom are not going to be able to go on an important ramble because of the late night dance.
I swear she is not normal.
But she is my bestest pally and I will be sleeping over at hers after the dance so I listened to her as she raved on and on.
One second later
I wonder if she'll notice how little I'm contributing to the conversation.
Ten minutes later
I left Jas talking on the phone and went to get a light snack. That task was harder than it sounds due to there being nothing to snack on. I finally found an old tin of baked beans and took it with me.
I picked up the phone and realised that Jas probably hadn't noticed me not being on the phone because she was still raving on.
One second later
Hahaha.
I can never tell her about this as she may never speak to me again.
Two minutes later
I was taking another spoonful of beans when Jas suddenly stopped and said, "Gee, are you still there?"
"Of course Jas. Where would I go?"
"Well, I thought you might stop listening or say something rude to shut me up but you haven't"
She doesn't know how close to the truth she is.
"That's because you're my best pal Jas and I love you"
"Thanks Gee. I love you too"
Awww…
3.09
I'll be meeting the Ace Gang at the clock tower first and then we'll be meeting our dates at the gig.
Two seconds later
I wonder who Dave will come with.
One second later
Probably Emma. His girlfriend.
One second later
Not that I care.
One second later
I have girded my loins and pushed him out of my life with a firm hand.
One second later
So why am I thinking about him?
One second later
Out, Dave, out!
One second later
We were such good friends though and he was my Hornmeister. I could always go to him if I needed help. He was like my best boy mate.
One second later
Who I occasionally snogged.
One second later
Oh no!
I feel like blubbing and I don't want to because my nose swells up and it takes a long time for the swelling to go.
One second later
I really do miss him though.
I wish we were still friends. Things were so much easier before the whole 'I love you' fandango.
Why couldn't we have just been matey type mates who were occasional snog partners? My life was perfect then.
One second later
Maybe I could apologise tonight at the dance and we could go back to being mates.
One second later
But that may mean losing my dignity.
One second later
Would I want to keep Dave or my dignity?
One second later
Dave or dignity? That is the question.
One second later
Dave
One second later
Dignity
One second later
Dave
One second later
Dignity
One second later
Dave
One second later
Dignity
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I'm confused!! I don't know what I want. I don't want to lose my dignity but I don't want to lose Dave as a friend too.
One second later
And what if even though I apologise, he doesn't want to be mates with me any more?
One second later
Gut Gott in Himmel.
I'm blubbing now. Might as well get it over with so that when I put on my make up, there will be no disasters.
One second later
Why does my life have to be this confusing? Why can't it be nice and ordinary like Jas'?
One second later
I blame my parents.
One second later
If they weren't from the Planet of Loons, maybe my life would have been much better.
One second later
Why is my life so utterly crap?
Ten minutes later
Sitting on the window.
Why Baby Jesus, why is my life so full of poo. Why can't it be good? Am I really such a bad person to deserve all the crap that keeps getting thrown at me? (Not literally of course! That would be disgusting)
Why couldn't I just have a normal life with normal parents? Then maybe my life would have been, er… normal.
The only good thing in my life, at the moment, is that I have a gorgeous boyfriend.
Two second later
Except he's at the other end of the world.
One second later
Merde.
Fifteen minutes later
Painting my nails blue. They are nice and sparkly. I thought of painting them black but decided against it. Blue looks better.
Ten minutes later
Waiting for them to dry. I've put rollers in my hair so that I have lovely curls for the dance. I think I'll have a little zizz now.
5.15
Nooooo!!
Ten minutes later
Because of my long nap I have to rush through having a bath and shaving my legs. Then I had to quickly take the rollers out of my hair. At least I don't look like Frankenstein's bride. I look quite nice, hair wise. Just need to straighten my fringe.
Two minutes later
God! It takes ages for these to heat up.
5.47
I'm all dressed. I've only got to do my make up.
Two minutes later
Blue eye shadow, blue mascara, shiny pink lip gloss, concealer, light blush and perfume.
6.09
Done!
6.15
Out of the house before any of the mad ones could even catch a glimpse of me.
Five minutes later
I was nearly at the end of my road when I realised that in my rush I'd forgotten to grab my coat.
Ten minutes later
I had to go all the way back and this time I got caught by Vati. He and Mutti had a good look at me, gave me all the normal rules and then sent me on my way.
I wish!
They stood there going on and on and on. I thought it would never end. Finally I was allowed to get out.
6.25
Met the Ace Gang at the clock tower. I wasn't the last one there. Ellen was. We all had a mad bout of disco inferno before walking to school. I must admit, it was weird seeing Rosie without Sven. Those two always acted like they were joined at the hip. Like Siamese what-sits.
7.07
School Hall
The party was already rocking when we entered. The lads were no where to be seen. Nor were the Stiff Dylans with their ex/replacement for the moment lead singer.
We stuck to the sides and sat at one of the empty tables. Ellen was practically bullied into getting our drinks for us. However, she was the last one and so I thought it was only fair for her to redeem herself.
Ten minutes later
Ellen was back with the drinks and Rosie took a large sip of hers before spitting it out. All over poor Mabs. She shrieked really loudly but Rosie paid no attention. She was just staring at the dance floor for some reason. I waved my hand in front of her face but she didn't even blink.
Jools turned around to look at what Ro-Ro was staring at and even she went stiff.
"Oh.My.God"
The rest of us turned around.
One second later
I swear that all our jaws had come of and had fallen to the floor.
One second later
The word 'unbelievable' does not even cover a small bit of how unbelievably unbelievable the scene in front of us was.
Five minutes later
We just continued to stare when the lads approached our table.
"Blimey" said Dec, "You all look like you've seen a ghost"
"What are you staring at anyway?" asked Rollo.
Jas just pointed without a word.
They all turned around and froze just like us.
One second later
People are staring at us like we're crazy. They are not wrong in thinking that.
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A/N: Finally got it done! I really do hate school. Yr.11 is just horrible. No time for anything besides homework and coursework. It really is rubbish.
Anyway, please tell me what you think. And if you want to know what they were staring at, well… You're just going to have to wait and… read.
Sasha.