Please don't be mad for not updating in so long! School was starting soon and I was at vacation, school shopping, all that jazz! Thank you all so much for reviewing my last chapter and especially my anons Ecote123, tndsecretoperati, KNDnumber170
I still couldn't believe I slapped Wally, I still can't believe I did it. After I said I was moving out, I ran to the bedroom and grabbed all my clothes and tossed them into a box, and then I proceeded to my shoes just throwing them in until I saw Wally walk in with a morose look on his face. I started to throw my shoes at him and started screaming.
"Get out!"
"I just have a towel on," he said trying to swat the shoes away. "Unless you want to see my package, then I advise you to stop."
I desist immediately, that was a sight I did not want to see, but I could still feel a blush creeping onto my cheeks. I stuck my nose in the air to avoid talking to him all while holding the box in front of me and shoved Wally out of the way to head to the door.
"Stop." Wally said with a little of anger. How can he possibly be angry?
I couldn't believe I did it but I actually did stop, facing the door, hand outstretched, and box with all my crap in other. He came up to me and took my box.
"You're not really moving out," he said trying to smirk. "You need to learn to take a joke."
"That was the cruelest joke ever." I spat reaching for the box which he kept further away from me.
"If you're not going to relax maybe you should go." Wally kept the box over his tanned chest and I couldn't believe that he was willing to let me go. I froze for a second before arguing back.
"Are you kidding me right now?" I asked with my hands on my hips. "Don't act like this is my fault because that joke went too far. You aren't the innocent one here so quite acting like it. You know damn well you acted like an asshole."
He was silent for a moment before he nodded understanding. "Fine, maybe the joke was a little out of hand. But you are staying."
"Why would I wanna stay with someone like you?" I said icily.
"Because you have nowhere else."
"I have my parents."
"Because you have nowhere else." He repeated to show emphasis.
"Just give me my stuff back," I held out my hand. "You obviously don't want me here. You even said so."
"Yes I do." He kept my box closer to his chest.
"Then why do you act like that?" I asked with small confusion in my voice. "I never had someone like Sam even give me the time of day and now he comes along and actually wants to date me!" I gave a small laugh. "I just can't believe its happening but then I make a stupid decision to move in with of all people, you, and because of you, Sam probably will never want to see me again!"
"You're taking this way-" Wally started but I was too angry to let him finish.
"I even told you- begged you to stay out of Sam's sight when I came home! How did you even know I was-" and then realization hit me and I just felt crushed. "You knew, didn't you?! You heard me and Sam and just wanted to ruin my night!" I went up to him and gave him weak whacks in the arm.
He grabbed my hands softly as he looked down at my scrunched up angry face. "First off, I didn't know you and Sam were here till you opened the door. That's when I saw him-"
"But he didn't see you!" I accused him.
"It's not like I knew that, I just wanted to have fun." He shrugged. Just wanted to have fun? This is not hide and seek kind of fun!
"Fun!?" I screeched. "Fun is hanging out with a bunch of friends, what you did was mean!"
"And second," he glared. "I'm sorry."
But I wouldn't listen. "And to top everything, you're not even- sorry? Did you just apologize?"
"I'm not saying it again, I even admitted you were right if you don't remember." He turned away and went back to the bedroom. "I'm getting changed. Are you staying or what?"
For some odd reason, something told me that I should stay, to forgive him because it's all for the best. I don't know what I was thinking but I put my stuff back like nothing happened and decided to go to the bathroom to take a shower.
I as I got in, I let the lukewarm water hit my back. What am I thinking? Just staying after he pulls that. Maybe I'm forgiving, or maybe I'm just that desperate of a place. Who knows, but whatever it is, it's not because I like him.
As I got out, I wrapped a towel around my chest and made a tunic in my head to dry my hair faster and peeked out the door to check if Wally was still in his bedroom- the door was still closed. Good, I crept in the kitchen to get a glass of weird juice and grabbed a bag of chips. I had a quick sip of the papaya juice and had my hand on the chips when I heard. "Hey, sexy."
I squealed and dropped the chips immediately. I tried to cover as much as I could. I have a towel around me but I'm still naked underneath! I went red and ran to the curtain to cover myself. "I thought you were in your room!"
"I'm not," He stated lying on the couch with the grainy TV going, I rolled my eyes. "Are you naked underneath?" he gave me a mischievous grin. Okay, he wants to play that game. So be it, it's time to play.
I came up to him slowly and leaned on the couch to show off my… er… assets and said suggestively. "You wanna check for me?"
That totally got him. His face went red to the root and coughed nervously, this was just too good! "I would much rather have you check for yourself."
"Are you sure?" I leaned in a little more to show them off just a tad more. "Because I wouldn't mind just a peek." Then to get him really riled up, I started to undo the fold in my towel. Wally stood up and quickly ran to the bedroom yelling.
"This isn't fun anymore!" and then a slam.
I laughed loudly and pounded on the door with him saying. "Go away!"
"I need my clothes," I said with a small laugh. "Unless you-" but before I could finish my sentence, Wally opened the door all the way and covered his eyes.
"Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil!"
I rolled my eyes again and pushed him out of the room and said once I closed the door. "Quit being such a big baby."
"Then don't do that!" he said.
"Let the games begin." I simply said in response and quickly changed to eat my chips.
The rest of the day I called Sam to let him know the situation and just how desperate I was. I mean, yeah, we argued of course, but I wasn't about to move in with Sam. For one thing, that'd be too soon and I wouldn't want him to get the wrong idea. Sam, with much reluctance, accepted, then hung up on my suddenly. It was pretty obvious that he was still mad.
"Great." I sighed as I laid down in the recliner next to Wally.
"I know." Wally said as he sipped a beer.
"You know?" I asked.
"About what?" he asked. "I was just talking about Jeopardy, I know the answer to it."
"What?" I asked confused then shook my head at him. "Never mind, thanks to you, Sam is mad with me."
"Oh, boo hoo," Wally said with fake sadness and a puppy dog look. "Whatever will I do?"
"You are going to pay for dinner tonight since you screwed up my love life." I said as I got up to grab my purse.
"Right now?" he asked as he sipped his beer again.
"Yes, right now."
"But I have a beer I'm drinking." He said as he raised his beer bottle up.
I took it and drank the rest of it and gave it back to him. "Now you're done, let's go."
Wally's jaw dropped in shock and looked from his beer to me back and forth, and then he finally said. "You just chugged my beer!"
"Let's go doctor."
"Doctor Beetles." Wally muttered but since I wanted to do a joke, I asked like I didn't hear him.
"Doctor Who?" then I started to laugh hysterically reminding me of one of my favorite characters on TV.
"Exactly." Then he winked and got up from the couch to grab his car keys.
"You like Doctor Who?" I said in awe.
"It's not bad," He shrugged with a smirk. "But it's not like I'm one of those nerds who watches it all the time or likes Harry Potter."
"Oh…" I said a little embarrassed. I admit it- I'm a little nerd that likes that stuff.
"No way!" Wally cackled. "You like that stuff?"
"Yes," I said quickly. "Now let's go."
"Ughhhhh," Wally groaned. "Women."
We went down the death elevator and I went in my car. Wally looked at me like I had three heads. "What are you doing?" I could barely hear him in the car.
I turned on the car and rolled down the window. "I'm picking where you buy me dinner."
"No way!" he protested. "What if you pick like, Chez Magnifique?"
"I would never pick something that I could barely afford." I laughed.
"Fine," he rolled his eyes as he got in the car. "But it better not be too expensive…"
"Oh, this will be fun." Then I cackled as we drove away. When I turned to Wally, his face paled and tried to open the car.
"Unlock this door, woman!"
I ignored him until we pulled up to this extremely tall building that looked like that could be an apartment. Wally looked at me, then back at the building and pointed to it. "What the crud is this?"
"It's my parents place," I said sarcastically. "It's the restaurant."
"This place?" he looked up from his window. "On what floor?"
"The sixteenth," I stated unbuckling my seat belt. "It's supposed to be one the best places to eat." And then I got out of the car to wait for Wally.
"Is it expensive?" he asked nervously.
"No," I waved him off. "Only if you get like a steak or lobster."
"And I assume-" he started but I didn't let him finish.
"Yes," I nodded. "I will be getting those things."
We went in to see a very sophisticated and quite modern place that looked kind of like a hotel. "Is this a hotel?" I asked Wally.
"I don't know," he shrugged. "You brought me here."
"You're no help…" I mumbled. We went to the elevator to see a mass amount of people, all going to the sixteenth floor.
As the door opened, people poured out of the elevator and went up to the hostess. I tried to peek over the mass of people but to no avail, I could barely see the hostess's face.
"Great," I grumbled. "I can't even get to the-" but before I could finish, Wally grabbed my hand and elbowed people out of the way to get to the front.
"We want a stupid seat to your cruddy restaurant." Wally said.
The hostess looked taken aback by sudden movement from Wally. She blinked a few times and grabbed two menus. "Right this way, please." As we walked away, people were yelling from behind us that this wasn't even fair. It's these times that I'm actually glad Wally's here.
We were seated by the window to look over downtown Cleveland and the beach. I couldn't believe Wally just shoved his way up to the front. I stared at him in awe as time went and finally our bread came. He stuffed is face with bread and stopped halfway through his chewing and said with a mouthful. "Whot?"
"I can't believe you just shoved all those people!" I said still in awe.
"If you want to get your way in life then you're going to shove people every now and then." He said after he swallowed his food.
"I can see that being Fanny's philosophy." I shook my head at him while trying to conceal a small laugh.
"We did date after all." He said amused.
"You guys are so similar but so different at the same time." I said.
"I don't get it." He said bemused.
"It's like I'm talking Japanese to you." I said while rolling my eyes. After we ordered our drinks and had a little small talk, the waiter came back and was ready to take our orders.
"Let me start," I sneered at Wally. "I'll have three steaks, two lobster tails, and two orders of crab legs."
Wally's mouth hung open while I grinned at him, the waiter looked at me funny until he shook it off and looked at Wally. "And for you, sir?"
"I guess nothing." Wally said still in utter shock after what I ordered. The waiter gave a small nod, understanding the situation with his expensive… date, and walked off.
"This is fun!" I said happily.
"For you maybe," he said with a small growl. "But we're going to have to dine and dash when we're done."
"We?" I looked at him funny. "This is all my food."
"There's no possible way you can eat all that." He said with a small smile playing on his lips.
"I love food." I shrugged.
"No man can even eat that much." He almost started laughing.
"I really love food." I almost started laughing hysterically at the sudden facial expression change.
"So while you eat all those fish tails and steak," Wally asked straight in the eye. "I'm just going to starve here?"
"Well," I leaned back in my seat and crossed my arms. "I may just take a nibble home."
"But what will I eat?" he asked suddenly getting angry. This was just too good!
"Don't get so angry," I motioned for him to calm down. "You have your lemon water and bread."
"While you eat steak I have to eat bread?"
"Correct."
"Bitch…" I heard him mutter.
"Don't almost ruin a relationship."
When my food came, I dug in immediately, swatting his hand if he came even close to my food. I almost felt bad for him with is mouth watering, his eyes staring down my lobster tail in hunger, and preoccupying himself with bread and water. After half of a steak I burped feeling bloated.
"That steak really fills you up." I smiled.
"But you have all that food left!" Wally said just hoping I'd give him a nibble.
"Yeah, I do," I said looking around at the feast in front of me. "I'll just have them give it to homeless people." I smiled.
"What?!" he yelled making some people turn to us. "Are you crazy?!"
"No," I said a little red from the attention. "They would like it more than us."
"But I'm paying for all this!" he said in rage.
"Okay, this is what we'll do," I compromised. "We can keep the half of the steak."
"No," he snapped and called for the waiter. "We're getting these wrapped up." The waiter then took as many plates as he could and carried them off to the kitchen.
"Since when did you become mister forceful?" I said with slight anger in my voice, but I could tell Wally was ready to snap.
"You are the biggest bitch I've ever met!" he yelled. That shut me and everyone else up in the restaurant. "Here, at first, I thought it would be fine to have you move in, but I was so wrong. You're even worse than Fanny! And when I almost screwed thing up with you and Sam, I actually felt bad! But now I learned he can do so much better than you."
"I'm a bitch?" I asked standing up. "Look at you! I'm giving our food to the homeless-"
"Out of spite!" he suddenly yelled standing up to meet eye to eye. And when things couldn't get worse, the waiter brought our leftovers and just slowly walked away. "You weren't going to feed the homeless out of your kind charity but just to get my upset!"
He started to walk away. I quickly grabbed the boxes and walked quickly towards Wally while yelling. "Where are you going? I'm not done with this argument!"
Wally angrily pressed the down elevator button and said right before it opened, he said. "Well, I am." I followed him inside the elevator and yelled at him before it closed.
"How dare you make such a big scene in front of all those people!" right when the door closed, Wally started laughing and looked at me.
"You are so gullible."
"Wh-what?" I asked at the sudden change in attitude.
"You didn't think I'd actually start an argument like that for no good reason, would you?"
Well, we've done it before. I didn't think how this was any different. "You're not actually mad at me?"
"No… well," he laughed. "At first I was, there was no way I could afford all of that so I came up a plan to get it all for free."
My eyes widened as I realized we just dine and dashed… how could I not think of that? We did dine, but we more of argued out of the place causing a commotion. Wally continued on with his story. "But if I could afford it, I would be laughing at the table, I mean, I'm really rubbing off on you."
"So you don't think I'm a bitch?" I asked.
"Not as big as Fanny though," as the elevator doors opened to the bottom, he walked out and said. "Let's go feed those homeless."
"But I was just doing it out of spite," I said. "Like you said."
"Don't you ever just want to do spontaneous charity every once in awhile?" he asked giving a big smile.
"Fine," I said rolling my eyes and smiling. "But I'm keeping a steak and fish tail."
"Of course!" he said loudly. "We can't go hungry, too!" he then winked and I took him arm to the closest bunch of homeless people sitting in front of a taco shack and gave them leftovers. It actually felt good doing the charity…
When we finished our charity work, we talked about the drama bomb in the restaurant and laughed at people's expressions. When we got in the building and went into the old, creaky, elevator, it sounded noisier than usual.
"I think there's something wrong." I poked Wally while inspecting everything.
"Pish posh," he waved me off. "This elevator is fine."
Before I could look at him weird and laugh at his expression of "pish posh", the lights started blinking and a big noise was heard. The lights suddenly went off, the elevator stopped moving, and I screamed at the sudden darkness.
"I think we're stuck." Wally said plainly.
OHHHH BOYYYYY! Finally stuck in that old elevator c; please review and let me know what you think or have any ideas c;