AN: This is for Zzy who requested a Nny vs Gir story. I hope you like it Zzy, if not then tell me and I can try again.

Squeak!

It was a standoff of epic proportions.

Two unstoppable forces, face to face, neither willing to back down.

Squeak!

Something had to give.

Squeak! Squeak!

Finally, with a sad sigh, the little green dog thing handed the last cherry freezie to the tall, thin man standing over him.

Taking the cup with all the reverence it deserved the man handed the green dog the little pink piggy he had been holding hostage.

Taking off down the road at a fast clip, the man started screaming:

"I GOTS ME A CHERRY FREEZIE!"

The little green dog watched the man run off with his most beloved of all drinks and then looked down at the little piggy.

Squeak!

Taking off down the road, in the opposite direction of the other man, the green doggy started his own screaming:

"I GOTS ME A PIGGY!"

Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!