Snake Custom Codecs:
What should have been Sonic's codec message!
Snake enters in the battlefield,
"Man, this game still exists? It's already outdated; people are playing Marvel vs. Capcom 3 and Mortal Kombat nowadays." Snake says to himself.
Snake turns on the codec.
"Snake, are you hearing me?" Otacon said.
"Yep, I am freaking hearing you." Snake says.
"It has been a year, since this fanfic isn't updated. I was starting to get nervous and scared" Otacon says.
"Well at least you didn't pee all over the place just like in Metal Gear Solid and Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes!" Snake says
"Well, yeah, but thank god the doctor gave me-Hey! I had played 4 consecutive hours of Silent Hill that night and Grey Fox had a large katana pointed at me!" Otacon says
"Anyway, who is my opponent?" Snake asks?
"Well, I didn't know Batman was invited at this? Where is the Justice League, Batman?"
"OH. MY. GOD! " Snake says.
"Introducing me, myself and I, Sonic The Hedgehog!" Sonic introduces himself.
"Otacon, I want a assault rifle, Two heavy pistols, A turret and a Metal Gear." Snake says.
"You don't have metal gear, Snake." Otacon says.
"Well, BUY ME ONE! I want to kill this annoying character!" Snake Says.
"Ah….We just met batman and you're already trying to kill me? Come on, let's stop fighting and play baseball or some-"
Snake shoots Sonic in his torso.
"I'm not Batman." Snake says
"Oh, I forgot to say my catchphrase *cleans throath* Long time no see, batman." Sonic says.
"Who did you recover so fast" Snake says.
"Well, I'm Sonic, speed is game, and what time is it? Time for a cheesy joke!" Sonic says.
"Get out of here, you abomination from nature!" Snake says.
Snake shots at sonic, but he vanishes.
"Where is he now?" Snake says.
"I'm right here." Sonic says as he is the lower platform of the Shadow Moses Island stage.
"You know, you should focus on your target instead of quickly shooting at it." Sonic says.
"What is this? Another one of those Sonic Sez videos on youtube, no thanks." Snake says
Snake shoots at sonic, but he vanishes again.
"Behind you!" Sonic says as he shows he is behind snake.
Snake shoots again, but he vanishes.
"Uwa ̄, dono yōna subarashii keshiki!(Wow, what a great view in Japanese)" Sonic says as he is in the top of snake's head.
Snake picks an assault rifle and starts shooting at his head, but nothing happens, as Sonic once again, dodges.
"You little [Censored by 4Kids entertainment], let me show who is the boss around here!" Snake says.
Snake picks up a rocket launcher and fires a rocket
The rocket hits sonic with full force
"Now, he is dead, right Otacon? Otacon? Otacon can you read me!" Snake says.
"Yeah, clear, I was playing Sonic 2 for more research and I wouldn't throw a rocket, if I were you I wouldn't throw a rocket." Otacon says.
"Why not?" Snake says.
Sonic appears all injured and his eyes were red.
"You know, Snake, you shouldn't have done that to me, basically, that hurted a lot." Sonic says angrily
"Otacon, his eyes are red." Snake says.
"Maybe he didn't sleep well." Otacon says.
"I meant his pupils." Snake says.
"Oh…Then let me do my research on wikipe- I mean, I will do my research." Otacon says.
"NOW I WILL SHOW YOU!" Sonic shouts as he becomes Super Sonic.
He brutally attacks snake a lot, it looked like a mortal kombat because of how bloody it was.
"That will teach him a lesson" Sonic says.
Snake manages to survive and picks up a gun he points at sonic, until…
"Hey Sonic, I brought your chili-"
Snake shoots at Tails accidentally.
"NO!" Sonic shouts.
"Argh!" Tails screams in pain.
"Don't worry, everything is going to be okay! Don't worry!" Sonic says.
"I think I'm not going to make it, sonic, I am already seeing the light." Tails says.
"No, you got to survive." Sonic says.
"Don't worry, I will be okay in the afterlife." Tails says.
"No, chilidog, don't left me." Sonic says.
"I will not-Wait, what?" Tails gets confused.
"Don't left me, please….Chili dog? CHILI DOOOOOG!" Sonic shouts.
As we see flashback moments of sonic and his chilidog: such as them going to the park, licking ice cream, taking photos, playing baseball, etc.
As everyone in the smash bros. brawl roster including Snake and Otacon goes to Chilidog's funeral.
They are all dressed in black, crying, except Snake, he feels guilty.
"Hey! Why ain't anyone in my funeral." Tails says.
"Shut up, corpse!" Sonic shouts.
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