Dear Fanfiction,
Now, I am gay. I just wanted to let you know that before I continue.
So this means Minerva and me will never have a relationship.
Also, Severus and me did not have any kind of romance either. However, I do find that Severus is a great man.
Now, with Gellert. I do admit I had some feeling for my childhood friend, but nothing ever happened.
I do assure you I am not evil. And I would never pay anyone to like Harry.
Sincerely yours,
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.
P.S. There is a difference between Pedophilia and Homosexuality.
I'd think Dumbles would be calm with his letter, don'tcha think?
Who to do next?